No one knows monsters better than me

(Still in pain, I finished writing a chapter in a daze, trying my best)
"Brother, it's time to eat."

"Uh-huh…"

"..."

The meals had been served one after another, Qin Ren promised, but in fact he was squatting on the sofa with his hands folded on the backrest, his chin resting on his arms, and he looked at the computer sitting on the new computer with a silly face. The back view of Yu Linger who was playing games.

……

No.1 said that shooting games have always been played by Yu Linger, so when she put on the brand new pink headphones at this moment, she shook her head casually, and the two cat ears on her head seemed to come alive. It's too cute to move.

Qin Ren even wanted to consider whether to sew two small furry "ear muffs" on the two cat ears to make them more realistic on Ling'er baby.

Hmm... If you really want to sew, you can find the materials from Tuantuan's body. It's quite convenient to get materials locally.

The main reason is that Tuantuan seldom sheds hair at ordinary times, when the time comes, just pluck a pinch from her body...

……

Just when Qin Ren was running wild like a fool, he was kicked directly because he squatted on the sofa with his butt sticking out.

"Depend on!"

Although this kick was not heavy, it was by no means light. Qin Ren almost fell off the sofa, clutched his buttocks and looked back angrily.

"Hey, You Rong..."

"Hey you big!"

The little snake coldly annoyed her boyfriend's piggy face, then glanced at the cat-ear earphones on the master's head, his pupils perked up briefly, and then gave Qin Ren another look:
"Wash your hands! Eat!"

"Okay, okay..."

……

Qin Ren came out after washing his hands, and Yu Ling'er also sat on the table. He looked next to the TV cabinet, and there was a little black bitch lazily licking her paws. It was no different from usual, but there seemed to be something inexplicable in her eyes. The light is flickering, as if thinking about something.

"Li."

"hold head high?"

"Let's have some food."

"..."

Su Lili looked in the direction of the dining table, only to find that her set of tableware seemed to be ready, so she nodded, transformed into a bikini girl in a burst of black mist, and then put her little hand into Qin Ren's palm.

"How many steps are you still holding hands?" Qin Ren was a little dumbfounded.

"It's called ritual."

Su Lili frowned, there are two snakes, this bastard actually disobeyed her:

"You are my first embrace, and I am your master, is there a problem?"

"No."

Qin Ren nodded in understanding, and led the pretty little master to the table, passed his hands under her armpits, just as he picked her up, and was about to put her on the chair, the Vampire Princess lifted her toes slightly off the ground. I couldn't help thumping twice, and then my little face blushed:
"I can sit by myself!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm used to it, sometimes Luo Yao needs someone to hug her."

"..."

Su Lili was silent for a moment, and her voice became softer:

"Then let me down..."

"it is good."

"I didn't ask you to put it on the ground! You just... just carried it to the chair!"

"OK, OK..."

Why does it feel like this guy is just like the Pixiu who just came to Qin's house, sometimes he will be a little messy...

Qin Ren was serving his master, while snakes, big and small, were watching the fun. Although he would occasionally be teased by his boyfriend's fuss, the master and apprentice were somewhat wary of Su Lili.

After all, if you take a look at her chest and waist, you will know that unlike Luo Yao and Gu Qing, she is definitely not a serious young girl, not only physically, but also in words and deeds Well, the snakes have all experienced the meanness of this vampire princess.

"Huh? What about Yaoyao?"

"Oh, she seems to be playing next door."

"Huh? You forgot all your meals?"

Qin Ren was a little surprised. Generally speaking, if the Pixiu at home is playing with Tang Bobo at Su Yu's house, no matter day or night, as long as it's time to eat, she should be the first time she smells it, and she will be fart. It's right for Pidianer to run back.

What are you playing today?So obsessed?
Could it be that she really invented the "five sons poker" that she accidentally mentioned to Qin Ren before?
……

"Qin Ren, Qin Ren..."

It is true that the wife Cao Cao will be here, and Qin Ren is about to leave to call the spirit beast home for dinner, and the spirit beast opens the door and enters in the next second.

"Qin Ren... woo..."

It's still a fart, it's still a head first into Qin Ren's arms, but at this moment, Lord Shangxian is wiping his tears, his delicate little nose is red, revealing the grievance that he hasn't felt in a long time come in a bent look.

"what happened?"

"Woooo..."

"Don't cry, don't cry, speak slowly."

"Um…"

Luoyao's fingers were stained with wet tears, and she wiped Qin Ren's clothes first. It seemed that the more she wiped, the more Qin Ren would feel how wronged she was.

Of course, as a smart Pixiu, he still had to take a sneak look at Qin Ren on the way, and when he saw his face turning dark, he had to stop in time and stop rubbing, otherwise he would be spanked at night.

"Qin Ren, Tang Bobo is bullying me..."

"What?"

"what?"

"Eh?"

"..."

It can be said that the Lord Shangxian was not astonishing and kept dying. He shocked Qin Ren and the two snakes all at once.

"No no no..."

Qin Ren raised his forehead:

"Can you still let her be bullied?"

"Yeah, Yaoyao, think again...is it the opposite?"

"no!"

Luo Yao flicked her little feet and stomped in disbelief:
"She is bullying me!"

"Okay, okay, tell me, why did she bully you?"

"that is…"

Luo Yao stopped sobbing, and began to speak eloquently:
"We were evaluating the best kind of crispy noodles. I said it was a little raccoon, but she insisted on saying it was a magician..."

"..."

At the beginning of this story, Qin Ren's mood, which was quite serious at first, immediately relaxed 99%.

"...Little raccoon is very classic. It must be delicious. She insisted on being stubborn, so we kept arguing, and then...then..."

"and then?"

"...then she gave me a bag of wizards and raccoons, and I ate them..."

"And then what?"

It was fine if Qin Ren didn't ask, but when he asked, the little girl's tender lips, which were as thin as candy paper, shrunk unwillingly, and she plunged her little head into his arms and started humming again:

"It turns out that the magician is really better than the little raccoon, woohoo..."

"..."

It's useless to just listen to the results. Qin Ren can imagine that the two girls were blushing when they were fighting there. In the end, Pixiu's stubbornness came up, and he "lost" to the stupid kid Tang Bobo, so he felt it. Extraordinarily wronged.

"You're crying right now? What's the matter..."

"Then Qin Ren, tell me, which one do you think is tastier?"

"Me, I think Xiaodangjia is delicious."

Luo Yao raised her head and sniffled:
"What is a little boss?"

"I ate it when I was young, but I haven't seen it for a long time now. I don't know if it has been discontinued. Their crispy noodles are also a classic..."

"Then you...you will tell me the story of the little boss tonight."

"Yes, but the condition is that you have to wash Xiao Hualian first, then go to the next door to explain to Bobo and Su Yu why you are crying, don't let them misunderstand, and finally come back and eat the meal obediently."

Luo Yao blinked unwillingly, and muttered softly:
"Can you... wash Xiaohua's face first, and then eat obediently..."

"No."

Qin Ren's attitude was very clear, Lord Shangxian had no choice but to follow suit, the disadvantage was that he completely lost face in front of the stupid Tang Bobo, and the advantage was that he could listen to the story at night, which was a brand new story about the crispy noodles of the little boss.

A story can be both new and contain elements of food, Pixiu really likes it.

But that's about to go to bed at night.

Before that, Qin Ren was hurrying up to collect materials for making up stories from the Internet, but suddenly found Big Snake changing his shoes at the door.

"Baby? Going out?"

"Ah."

Yu Ling'er didn't even notice that she agreed to this title more and more briskly:
"I've been on night shifts for a few days today, but it's not long. I'll be back at 2 o'clock in the evening."

"Tsk, that's not too short... It's cold and be careful of catching a cold. Today is too late. Tomorrow, I will buy some soy milk at home and drink it to keep me warm."

After the simple instructions, Qin Ren continued to think about making up the story, and did not notice the classmate Yu Yourong who was quietly approaching behind him. When Yu Ling'er left, Qin Ren's vision was directly covered.

"?"

Qin Ren raised his hand and touched it. It was very familiar. It should be his scarf.

Touch again, more familiar, it should be little snake's hand.

"Uh... you are tolerant?"

"Shh, don't open your eyes, get up."

"..."

Not knowing what she was doing all of a sudden, Qin Ren stood up slowly, and there was another urging voice from behind:
"Let's go..."

"No, where are you going?" Qin Ren laughed, feeling that he had been kidnapped by a female bandit.

"Just... follow me into the house..."

The house that Yu Yourong mentioned refers to Gu Qing's bedroom. Qin Ren walked over obediently, rubbing his hands on the wall, but as soon as he entered the room, he was pushed onto the bed by a burst of force.

click-

The sound of locking the door came. Although it was just a guess, Qin Ren's throat moved, and he already had reason to believe that the little snake was playing something new.

Sure enough, after a lot of tossing and turning, the scarf was finally lifted, and some familiar warm fragrance permeated the heart, and immediately the perfect figure of the little snake, which was as clean as jade, came into view without reservation.

On top of the beautiful scenery that he would never tire of seeing, what caught Qin Ren's eyes the most was that the little snake was wearing a pair of pink cat-ear earphones on his head, even though he was naked.

"cough…"

The little snake with red cheeks cleared his throat, and his watery eyes blinked slowly:
"Meow..."

"..."

At this moment, Qin Ren was at a loss for words, and his heart was burning with excitement. He had nothing to say, so he just said what he should do.

Anyway, the little snake's estrus period hasn't come yet, so today it should be controlled within half an hour...

Uh... within an hour.

It happened that Yu Ling'er was still at work, so she had time to tell Luo Yao a story.

……

"Yourong, hehe, my Rongrong..."

"Virtue... wait a minute, this headphone cable... seems to be in the way, why don't I cut it off..."

"Don't don't! This is actually not a problem, but a good thing."

"good stuff?"

"Yes, look, turn around like this, and then tighten again..."

"Yi Le? Where are you going... ah~!"