No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 342 Little Snake's Wonderful Operation
"I am back."

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

The little thing was so childish, and rushed towards her, Qin Ren picked her up and wanted to kiss her, but found that Luo Yao was like a dog tired from running, with her mouth open and her tongue sticking out, He was gasping for breath.

"What's wrong with your tongue?"

Qin Ren looked at it. Originally, the little girl's tongue was beautifully pink, but now it was a little red.

"It seems a little swollen. I eat turkey noodles next door. It's so spicy."

"..."

Today, I really can't live with chili peppers. Fortunately, Luo Yao's tongue is not seriously swollen. Qin Ren warmed up some warm milk and let her drink it while swallowing. It should relieve some discomfort.

"What kind of turkey noodles... don't you like spicy food?"

"I just don't like spicy food, but it's not that I don't like it."

Luo Yao was upright and confident, and Qin Ren felt that it made sense, after all, she was a brave man.

"How is it? Is it better to drink milk?"

"Hiccup~"

Pixiu shook his shoulders, hiccupped, licked the bottom of his pelvis, raised his face and shook his head:
"It's useless, it's still spicy."

"..."

Qin Ren's eyelids twitched as he looked at the clean dog bowl.

"Qin Ren, Qin Ren, Coke is useful."

"You will become Coke sooner or later in your next life."

There was no other way, Qin Ren went to the kitchen to pour coke for her, only to find that the vampire princess in human form was also in the kitchen, opening the door of the refrigerator, looking inside for something.

"Lily, what are you looking for?"

"Eh?"

Su Lili turned her head back for a moment, glanced left and right in a panic, and whispered:
"Find a... bottle... something..."

"Bottle? Empty bottle?"

Qin Ren was a little puzzled, and at the same time thought of those seniors in the office who held hot water bottles all day long:
"Why are you looking for a bottle? Do you want to warm your hands too?"

"Ah... yes!"

Su Lili looked up at Qin Ren, her red eyes blinked:

"I decorate it...it's warm, it's good to warm my hands...such as when watching TV."

"Ok."

Qin Ren looked at Su Lili. She seemed to be getting more and more used to wearing the regular clothes he bought for her. The black gothic cotton skirt, the silky gray matte pantyhose, and a pair of clean ones that she had never worn out before. Black slip-on leather shoes, if such a Su Lili just sits quietly, she will always look like a beautiful doll, making people want to hug her, put her in her pocket, and hold her in her hand.

Especially the pair of showy feet hidden in the small leather shoes. Qin Ren especially likes to watch TV with Su Lili now. Whenever she is curled up beside her, no matter where her soft little feet step on her body, there will be It is as comfortable as a kitten stepping on milk.

Occasionally, I accidentally touch it with my hands, two or three, three or four... Feeling the warmth and tenderness of her little feet through the silky pantyhose is especially addictive. It can be said that it is now in Qin Ren's heart , the healing and joy that the vampire girl's small and exquisite tender feet can bring is already at the same level as Luo Yao's.

But to get down to business, it's still the same sentence, the vampire girl is not afraid of the cold, but it doesn't mean she can't feel the cold.

Su Lili wanted a hand warmer, and Qin Ren was about to pour coke for Luo Yao, so he raised the coke bottle in his hand and shook it:
"How about using this bottle?"

"..."

Su Lili glanced at it and directly denied it:

"Is there... a bottle with a bigger mouth..."

"what?"

Qin Ren frowned:

"Why do you need a big mouth for the hand warmer? Don't worry, I'll just fill you with hot water."

"Oh, don't worry about it! If you don't have it... just forget it..."

After Su Lili finished speaking, she stretched out her small hand to push Qin Ren, and was about to leave.

Qin Ren was immediately happy.

Hey, she's getting impatient instead?
No wonder it is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the sea, and a girl's heart is a rock in a mountain. Qin Ren sighed helplessly, and held her back:

"Qing'er has a small cup in her bedroom. She didn't bring it to school because she didn't keep it warm. It's just right for warming her hands. You can use it."

Su Lili's eyes lit up when she heard the words:
"How big is it? How many milliliters can it hold?"

"..."

Also milliliters...

I don't know what evil little experiment this vampire is going to do...

People like Qin Ren who never use grams or milliliters to cook, relying on "a little" and "appropriate amount" all the way, have no idea about this kind of measurement, and estimated:
"It's about the same as a box of yogurt. It's a long box. It's okay. Even if it gets cold quickly, just change the water frequently."

"Row."

Responding extremely curtly and impatiently, Su Lili went to get the cup.

It's just that Qin Ren didn't see that she actually used it to make the so-called hand warmer afterwards, so he ignored it as a small episode.

……

Compared with the small episodes, the big episode that Yu Linger and Yu Yourong staged at night when he came back from get off work was more interesting.

At that time, Luo Yao and Tang Bobo went out with the wife next door, and Qin Ren was watching the classic old movie "I Have a Date with a Zombie" with Su Lili.

It looked good at first, Su Lili clenched her small fists with bright eyes, and was cheering for the zombie king general inside, when Qin Ren suddenly heard a strange sound.

"Hiss~!"

At first, Qin Ren thought it was coming from the TV, but later he found that it was not the same, and thought it was because the TV was broken, but after checking, it was not true, so he slowly followed the direction of the sound to find Gu Qing's bedroom.

I went in and took a look, only to find a few feathers fluttering in the bedroom, and the two snakes were "fiendish" each holding a pillow that looked like a weapon.

"Hiss~!"

"Hiss~!"

The two long pink tongues swallowed and spat out. Although it was a quarrel, Qin Ren felt a little bit moved. For a moment, he fantasized about the two of them kissing. It has to be said that it is quite charming. .

But back to reality, they can't help being so noisy.

"You guys..."

Qin Ren first took down the pillows from the hands of the two respectively, and immediately put on a serious face:
"...Why are you arguing so much lately? Can't you talk about something properly?"

Okay, let’s talk well, Yu Ling’er is relatively close, there is a saying that the one who is close to the water will get the moon first, and the one who is close to the boyfriend will complain first, Yu Ling’er came over angrily, and hugged her boyfriend’s arm into it. He shook his bulging skirt:
"Bad guy! Your girlfriend bullied me!"

The little snake who said this couldn't stand it all at once, raised her pretty chin, and annoyed her eyes:
"Bah! Brother, it was obviously your girlfriend who bullied me first!"

"..."

Qin Ren's brain hurts when he heard it.

Why did it sound like it was all my fault?

"Who will bully whom first?"

"she."

This time the little snake snatched the right to speak, and hurried over, hugging Qin Ren's other arm:
"Brother, it was Master who made the first move, and the pillow hit me."

"Oh?"

Qin Ren transformed himself into Bao Qingtian, pretending to look sideways at the big snake:

"really?"

"Oh! Don't you hear that a hundred causes must have consequences!"

Yu Ling'er was just unconvinced, glared at the traitor, and then continued to shake her boyfriend's arm:

"Qin Ren, you don't know, Rong'er's eyes are dead! While I'm at work today, put... those little pants... my underwear..."

"?"

Qin Ren didn't feel sleepy when he mentioned these, he blinked with a serious face:
"She threw away all those good things? Burned?"

"That's not enough to..."

The virtuous classmate Yu Yourong runs the house like that, Yu Ling'er is too embarrassed to be wronged casually, but she has a blushing pretty face and says something:
"She sewed up all my underclothes, the ones that are hollowed out...translucent...and...with holes..."

"..."

Well, Little Snake's operation is really "amazing"...

Anyway, Qin Ren frowned after hearing this, and couldn't help muttering to himself:

"Well...it's time to fight."

"elder brother!"

The little snake was actually wronged in his heart.

Isn't the reason why she did this because Master Sneaky Cat secretly hid those shameless clothes under the pillow?

It's clear that he wants to use it to seduce Brother Qin tonight!

Then, as Brother Qin's girlfriend, how could Little Snake allow Big Snake to make a move?So I took out the needle and thread in a fit of anger, and filled the holes if there were holes, and covered the transparent ones with tulle with other cloth to seal them.

Of course, due to the sudden occurrence of the incident, the quality is also relatively uneven.

Some panties are sewn like diapers, and some don't know why, they look more shameless when they are sewn than when they are not sewn...

In short, when Yu Linger came back from get off work and found out, Yu Yourong's "fig leaf project" had already progressed to one-third of the way, which directly led to the two sides starting to quarrel with each other and throwing pillows and so on.

"Damn, what's this called..."

Qin Ren didn't know what expression to show, the palms and backs of his hands were full of flesh, and the two snakes were reluctant to go far away by themselves. Qin Ren understood the feelings in his heart, but they couldn't let go, and refused to accept a piece of paper. Qin Ren could only smile wryly at the benefits of a large enough bed.

(End of this chapter)