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Chapter 343 Su Lili's Small Cup

"Shut up bad guy! It's...it's me...you hurry up..."

"Hey, baby, come on hot..."

"I told you to shut up!"

Qin Ren smiled naively, like a pig's head, Yu Ling'er's pretty face was flushed, she gave him an annoyed look and ignored him.

Then look at the stunned traitor next to him. On the white towel, there is a mess of wet water, and warm moisture is steaming.

Yu Ling'er recalled what she saw and heard in the closet just now, while she was ashamed and annoyed, she couldn't help cursing in her heart that this scoundrel really knows the snake, knows the face, but doesn't know the heart!

On the surface, it seems that she has been divided for hundreds of years, but in fact, she really meets a man she likes, and in an instant, she becomes a little scorpion like those stinky foxes in the Hehuan Sect!

"Little Lang Hoof? Who? You said you're tolerant?"

Qin Ren was startled, and repeated it, and Yu Ling'er realized that she had accidentally cursed out loud, but she simply admitted in a muffled voice:
"Isn't she!"

"Yes Yes Yes…"

Qin Ren nodded in line with:

"You are the master, she is the apprentice, whether she is Xiaolang hoof, of course it is the baby, you have the final say, hehe..."

"Hey you big!"

Seeing that he was still smiling, Yu Ling'er got angry, lowered her head and glanced quietly, but her pretty face became hot again, raised her jade hand and patted muffledly, but didn't dare to use any force, swayed, and followed suit Like a tumbler.

"You can't escape the responsibility! It's not all because of you that Rong'er turned into a little scorpion!"

"I?"

"It's you! It's you, the bad guy, who is so bad that you turned our Rong'er into little pigs!"

"Okay, that's it."

Qin Ren leaned over, embraced Yu Ling'er, kissed her red lips for a moment, then smiled lightly and said:

"For the sake of fairness, let me be a little bit worse and turn you into a big scorpion, okay?"

"No... not good!"

The big snake is different from the little snake, she is a shameless woman, what big...big loofah... is she more shameless than the little loofah?Just listening to it makes people feel ashamed, Yu Ling'er refuses Qin Ren to turn herself into such a shameless woman, but at this time, she has already taken the initiative to become naked, which doesn't seem to be convincing.

"Baby…"

"what…?"

"Row…"

"?"

Qin Ren naturally sees through and doesn't tell the truth, knowing that Da She'er may have been emotional as early as in the closet, and now he is very responsible for taking on the responsibilities of a boyfriend or husband.

Until, Big Snake also rolled his eyes.

It's just that she didn't faint, but when she collapsed and rested, she watched the apprentice around her wake up.

"Master...Master?"

"..."

The master and apprentice looked at each other silently, with all kinds of feelings lingering in their hearts, the most important of which was the deep shyness of wanting to find a place to drill.

After all, although it is not the first time they have met honestly, it is obviously different from the usual "slaying the red dragon" or the "teaching level" that day...

On the other side, Qin Ren couldn't close his legs from laughing in his heart.

As a well-mannered boyfriend, he knew very well that the next thing to consider was definitely not letting the two snakes roll their eyes in turn.

If you want to flip, just flip together!

……

I have never heard of a bowl of water that is evenly served and served in turn. Of course, one side and one right side are served at the same time, which is enough to show the sincerity of the people who serve the water.

……

Ever since, Qin Ren began to serve water very sincerely.

"Old...husband~..."

"You...rebel! He is my husband...how are you...!"

"My husband told me to shout, if you don't agree with me, go find him..."

"you…!"

Her husband's level is obviously higher than her boyfriend's. On the surface, Qin Ren is Yu Linger's and Yu Yourong's boyfriend, but in private, he is already Yu Linger's husband, so he has a higher level.

At least Yu Linger always thought so.

Unexpectedly, the love of rebels would rise up and directly "usurp the throne". Yu Ling'er was not happy to hear it, and the two snakes started to bicker again.

However, it was Qin Ren's home game right now, how could the master and apprentice be so presumptuous?
Pa~!

Pa~!

There was a sound on the left and right, and tremblingly, the two masters and apprentices simultaneously branded a rose-colored shallow handprint in a place that outsiders could not see, and they became obedient and obedient in an instant.

"Hmph... it hurts..."

"Bad husband..."

……

God knows how charming and colorful Gu Qing's bedroom is tonight, at least Gu Qing, who is far away at school, doesn't know it.

Qin Ren continued to practice drinking water.

It's strange to say, it's obviously a matter of getting more and more proficient, the bigger the two bowls of water are, the more water is spilled out.

on the pillow...

on the quilt...

On Gu Qing's desk...

On Gu Qing's small desk lamp...

On Gu Qing's shawl...

……

Finally, after the two snakes hugged each other and fell asleep, Qin Ren took some time to tidy up the house, and it was already 2 o'clock in the night, thinking about going out by plane tomorrow , Qin Ren also felt a little embarrassed.

Alas, I agreed to rest the night before the business trip, and I don’t know if tonight counts as recuperation...

If I had to say it, Qin Ren had a good rest with the two snakes. In order not to disturb them, he quietly left the room, rubbed his waist, and his muscle memory was triggered. He subconsciously touched his body for a long time, thinking He took out a cigarette and smoked it, only to realize that he had quit smoking for half a year because of something small.

"Well, it's good..."

Qin Ren himself was not a big smoker. Looking back now, it feels good not to smoke. From a slightly ethereal point of view, he might be able to live five or six years longer than Zhou Chi because of it.

And all of this must be thanks to a certain spirit beast.

……

Afterwards, Qin Ren, who was extremely calm, looked at the stars on the balcony for a while, replaying every bit of the past days like a slide show in his mind, and immediately missed Pixiu very much.

squeak-

He returned to his bedroom, and the sleeping position of Pixiu in his dream today was unexpectedly cute, lying on his side like a little sleeping beauty, his long hair was spread out on the pillow, and his slender arms gently twisted a crooked A big pillow with the word "Qin Ren" written on it was hugged in her arms, and her slender and soft figure was wrapped in a light blue nightdress. In pantyhose...

In order to prevent her cold little feet from waking Qin Ren up suddenly when she was sleeping, Luoyao had to wear something to sleep almost every day since the beginning of winter. As a result, she had accumulated all kinds of long cotton socks in her closet. Pantyhose, coral socks... There is even a pair of cute long johns that my sister wore when she was a child.

But Luo Yao's favorite, and what she is most used to, is pantyhose that can be wrapped around her small buttocks.

It is said that Pixiu used to cover her hairy buttocks with bamboo leaves at night when she was in Liuyunzong, lest some outer disciples throw her with small stones, so until now, she still feels that covering her little buttocks when she sleeps is the only way to sleep. Relatively feel safe.

And not only is it safe, but it's also really good-looking.

There was a slight smile on Qin Ren's lips, and he looked softly at this little princess-like girl. Those slender and delicate feet were wrapped in pure white velvet, like toffee slowly melting in the water. Only the heels, the forefoot, or the belly of the toes will show a little pink, which is the same color as the claws of a milk cat. They are small, and Qin Ren can gently rub a pair of small feet with just one palm. Pick it up, put it on the tip of the nose and sniff lightly, you can smell the unique sweet floral fragrance, the clean textile smell is mixed with a thin layer of sweat fragrance from running around during the day, it is fragrant and refreshing.

After pinching and holding each other for a while, the breath of the two nice-smelling white silk feet seemed to be more obvious and more attractive under the warm temperature of Qin Ren's palms. Qin Ren lowered his head and looked at her Kissed the silky and tender instep and toes a few times, maybe it was itchy, the sleeping Lord Shangxian frowned slightly, and both feet moved towards the skirt like mimosa I shrink back.

"...um...Qin...um..."

"..."

Feeling that nine out of ten dreams of this guy have him, Qin Ren felt a little speechless, but more of it felt a kind of heart-warming warmth and happiness, even if it was within reach, he still wanted to cherish it kind of.

"Hmm—~"

Qin Ren stretched, lay down, and planned to find this guy in his dream.

He got into the quilt, took out the pillow from her arms, turned off the light, and hugged Pixiu. Just as Qin Ren was vaguely about to fall asleep, he suddenly opened his eyes and slapped his forehead, remembering a very important thing.

"Damn! I forgot to feed Lily... and the blood bag for the next week, I also forgot to prepare it for her..."

I don't know if it's the sympathy between the first hug and the master. When Qin Ren suddenly realized this big problem, the bedroom door was blown by the wind, and a cloud of black mist rose ghostly from the quilt. The loli in a gothic costume The vampire girl appeared on Qin Ren expressionlessly.

"Li, you came just in time!"

"..."

Rather than being expressionless, it's better to say that Lily was a little strange at this time. The expression on her face seemed to be tense on purpose. Facing Qin Ren, she seemed absent-minded and thinking about other things. Until Qin Ren called her several times, she Only then did he finally take a deep breath as if he had made a decision in his heart, and after that, his whole face turned pink inexplicably.

"Qin...Qin Ren..."

"?"

"We don't have dinner today, let's just... that..."

"???"

that?which?
It stands to reason that it is of course a digestion activity, but there is no "eating" here, just "digestion", isn't it a bit of a name?

Just as the stinky and shameless Qin Ren was hypocritically considering such unnecessary things, there were a few rustling sounds, but the vampire concubine had already started to undo her belt, loosen her tie, and then unbutton it...

"Wait wait wait..."

"?"

Finally, when Su Lili's original bikini was revealed and she was about to take off the black and white knee high socks on her legs, Qin Ren stopped her cheekily:
"Don't take off your socks..."

"..."

Intuition tells Su Lili that Chuyong is making a kind of request that she doesn't understand, but it must be abnormal.

But at the moment anyway, this is not the point, the vampire girl silently obeyed him, let go of her fingers hooking the top of the stockings, and with a "snap", the top of the socks bounced back, perfectly outlining the lines of her slender legs. At the same time, the little meat on the legs is also slightly stretched out.

Bikini + knee high stockings.

What a strange combination...

Su Lili murmured in her heart, but her arms were already skillfully wrapped around the neck of the first hug. After a few shallow kisses, her tail and tongue stuck out at the same time...

……

It seems that tonight's digestion activities seem to be the same as usual.

But about halfway through, Qin Ren realized something was wrong.

……

"Eh... no... why am I suddenly... so sleepy?"

"Are you tired…"

"Ah, I... don't know... Eh? But I seem to be very clear-headed again, but my eyelids are always... my hands are... ah, ah, no, no, I seem to be... I..."

Just a few seconds later, Qin Ren lay down on the head of the bed with a puff.

Although it looked as if he had fallen asleep, only he, God, and Su Lili knew at this moment that his head, thinking and senses were actually extremely clear.

It was as if Qin Ren's soul had come out of his body. He could clearly see everything around him, and he could feel emotions such as joy, anger, sorrow, joy, etc., but he couldn't move. His limbs were no different from falling asleep, and his eyelids were tightly closed. .

On the other hand, Vampire Princess didn't seem surprised by this situation at all. She took out a small water cup from somewhere and put it on Qin Ren's belly.

"???"

Qin Ren's sober mind told him that he knew this water cup. It was exactly the cup used by a sister that Su Lili asked for a hand warming cup before and then went to get it.

What is this guy doing with this now?

In doubt, she saw that the red cloud on Vampire Ji's face had flown up to her ears, and she seemed to be able to feel the hot temperature on her cheeks, so she made her face stiff to avoid showing timidity, and then silently stepped back a little Son, step back a little more... Immediately, the body fell down, the arms also fell down, and finally the little head...

"!?!?"

A moment later, a familiar feeling that could no longer be familiar clearly passed along the back of Qin Ren's "sleeping" brain.

Obviously, besides the brain, there is something else in him that is also awake and responsive enough.

That is, when the sharp reflex nerves gradually sent more and more shocks to Qin Ren as the vampire girl's hair moved up and down, Qin Ren's heart skipped a beat, and he finally understood what the little water glass was for.

Undoubtedly, although the reason is unknown, the vampire princess does not intend to ask for a blood bag.

She planned to drink Yunchang porridge for a whole week when Qin Ren was on a business trip...

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(Some people don't know, so I have to mention one thing...)
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