No one knows monsters better than me
Chapter 345 Small and Cute
Chapter 345 Small is also very cute (sorry for being late)
Long, long ago, when he was in the orphanage, Qin Ren heard a word from the janitor.
"When I was young, I was not afraid of ghosts and monsters inside, and paper tigers outside, but I was afraid of old women who could work. Fuck it, if you show off an earwax (slap) to you, you will be dumbfounded the next day."
From then on, Qin Ren never dared to underestimate the group of "old women".
The most typical one is the kind of aunt who is weak on the bus and unparalleled in the supermarket.
But there is one thing to say, in the past 20 years, Qin Ren has seen unreasonable and arrogant people, but he has never seen "old women" who ask others to give up their seats on the bus, except on the Internet.
After all, the Internet can easily turn a small number of phenomena into "per capita levels" through likes and forwarding popularity. Few people understand that "the silent ones are the majority", and most of the silence can always be forced by a small number of hustle and bustle represent.
But this is another matter. As for the real "old women", Qin Ren's vigilance and respect for them was not due to any incidents such as buses, but because he once saw them in the vegetable market. A street fight.
……
They were two old ladies who opened a breakfast shop. They didn't know why they fought at the time. Anyway, the fighting was so fierce that the two stalls that bought soy milk, fried dough sticks and rice rolls looked like Indian street food Masala.
And the amazing thing is that even though the two "old women" have upside-down weeping willows, tables, chairs, benches and so on are moved accurately, but when it comes to pulling each other's hair, no one hurts the other, let alone sees blood. Yes, it gave the onlookers a life inspiration similar to "Spear and Shield".
……
In short, in Qin Ren's view, "Old ladies" are a type of atypical aunt who is both ruthless and cunning.
It's just that he didn't expect that one day he would be forced to deal with this kind of person.
When Qin Ren got off the taxi, as soon as he entered the airport lobby, he saw that graceful figure from a distance. He just said hello and saw Yun Wanhe trembling past an "old lady" wearing a flower padded jacket Son".
Her weird behavior of picking and searching had already made Qin Ren a little suspicious in an instant. Who would have thought that the next moment, the aunt would stretch out a callused hand directly from her sleeve planer, towards Yun Wanhe's wrist beside her. Just grab it and run away.
"Depend on…"
Qin Ren's heart skipped a beat, and he ran directly towards Yun Wanhe who was bewildered.
"Wang! Wang Wang!"
There is a saying that the house was leaking and it was raining all night. On the way, there was a bulldog with a resentful face blocking the way. Qin Ren froze, kicked it aside, cursed a few words and continued to rush over. But because of this, the "old ladies" shuttled and escaped a little further.
"Sister Yun!"
"Qin...Xiao Qin, mine..."
Yun Wanhe was also taken aback for a moment before realizing what had happened. The panic and anxiety in her eyes, the moment she saw Qin Ren, all came out recklessly:
"My bracelet! She stole my bracelet!"
"do not move."
Qin Ren frowned, as if he didn't hear what she said, he gently grabbed Yun Wanhe's wrist and looked around:
"Are you hurt?"
"Eh…?"
Although his tone was a little harsh, but for a moment, Yun Wanhe seemed to be detached from the incident of being robbed, and an indescribable feeling surged in her heart.
"I asked you if you were injured. Apart from your hands, where else did she touch you?"
"No... it's gone, just hand..."
Qin Ren looked at Yun Wanhe Sujie's slender wrist, not to mention a red circle that was stretched out on it, and because the bracelet was forcibly taken off, there were even scratches and peeling spots, although it would not ooze blood, But looking at the tender flesh that was broken and exposed, Qin Ren felt a burst of distress from the bottom of his heart.
"Oh shit…"
"..."
For the first time, Yun Wanhe heard this junior swear.
Normally, even if she eavesdropped on him chatting with others in the company, she never heard him say such a thing. Yun Wanhe couldn't help but have a wonderful idea in her little head.
If... at this time, I scold him for swearing, will he kill himself?And then give yourself a slap in the face?
Or maybe it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and when he arrives in Suicheng, he will find a hotel to revenge himself severely, spanking himself or something?
……
A woman's brain circuit, especially a woman's brain circuit in a crush, is always so interesting.
But when Yun Wanhe thought about it, it was definitely impossible for her to do such a thing.
Watching the younger generation gently caressing the fingertips on her wrist, after a short trance, she suddenly realized that the aunt who snatched the bracelet could not let go.
The bracelet is worthless, but the crime of being in broad daylight may not be acceptable.
"Xiao Qin, let's call the police."
"It's okay, she can't escape."
Regarding the grabbing bracelet, Qin Ren's composure made Yun Wanhe wonder if he was a little too calm.
She looked around, at this time of day, at this time of year, there were not many people in the lobby of the airport, and there were very few tourist groups. Those who wanted to fly were basically business trips. The figure of the aunt had long since disappeared, and the people around were only those nearby. A few people were looking around, belatedly trying to provide some information, but in the distance, there was no movement like a stone thrown into the sea.
"It's broken, I should have yelled louder."
Yun Wanhe felt a little regretful, mainly because she had never encountered such a thing in her entire life. Apart from instinctive struggle and fear, she never thought of shouting at all, let alone what to shout.
"Don't worry, it's fine, I promise."
Qin Ren was still extremely calm, and pointed not far away:
"As soon as I ran over, someone at the information desk had already reported the situation. The most important thing was that the person ran in the wrong direction. If she ran outside the hall, she might run out, but where would she go if she ran inside? ? She is Liu Xiang, and probably can only run on the airstrip."
"Oh, that…"
In fact, Yun Wanhe is a little vague. Speaking of which, she herself is in the construction industry. She still knows some necessary traffic structures at the airport. If you think about it carefully, you will know that what Qin Ren said is actually very flawed. In the case of stopping the aunt, the aunt has many directions to run in all directions, unless the monitoring and security personnel are called immediately.
But obviously she didn't think much about it right now. Although the situation of being robbed has been communicated to various security personnel by radio, it will take time to investigate suspicious persons. The aunt snatched a small bracelet, and the crime was committed by a single person. Not too obvious, there is still the possibility of slipping through the net.
"Hi ma'am."
"Hey hello..."
Soon, the airport staff came to understand the situation. After arranging Qin Ren and Yun Wanhe to the rest area, they were doing everything they needed to do, and asked Yun Wanhe to wait for the news.
Yun Wanhe re-checked her boarding time, and she could wait about ten minutes. If she couldn't catch anyone after ten minutes, she could only board the plane first, and she will follow up the follow-up when she arrives in Suicheng. .
"Oh, why are you so unlucky..."
Sitting in the lounge, Yun Wanhe drank water, feeling very depressed.
Everyone was depressed when encountering such a thing on a business trip, but in Yun Wanhe's opinion, the most depressing thing was when they encountered such a thing when they were on a business trip with Qin Ren.
She was supposed to have a safe journey with Xiaoqin and go to Suicheng happily, but now other than this kind of thing, it's like a planned date has been ruined...
"Stop pouting, isn't it a blessing in misfortune that people are fine?"
Qin Ren squatted in front of her, smiled, and stretched out his palm:
"Give me your hand."
"..."
Yun Wanhe gave it to him, and then Qin Ren opened the suitcase beside her, found two band-aids, and stuck them on her wrists.
"You even brought this?" Yun Wanhe was surprised.
"Yeah, I also brought some cold medicine, a thermometer and so on."
Yun Wanhe thought that her preparations were thorough enough, but she didn't expect Qin Ren to think more than her. She silently asked him to stick the wound on her, and felt her heart calm down a lot.
Hmm... Could this be the legendary sense of security?
"The man has been found!"
As soon as it was posted, a staff member suddenly came in to announce the good news, and then called two people to the monitoring room beside it. On one of the screens, an aunt was messing around on the ground.
Upon closer inspection, it was actually not a prank, but a fight with a dog.
"Wang Wang!!"
A bulldog from nowhere is frantically tearing at the aunt's clothes and trousers in the picture. Its flexible body avoids the aunt's claws and claws, and it also provides enough time for the nearby security personnel. Just come over and subdue aunt to the ground.
"Sister Yun, wait here, you can start taking notes, I'll go to the scene to see."
"Hey, be careful."
"Ah."
After Qin Ren finished speaking, he ran over. When he arrived at the place, he first scolded the aunt who had died down, then thanked the staff, and finally watched as the aunt was escorted into the security booth, the crowd of onlookers also dispersed one after another.
"Damn it, this old game tastes great, he-tui!"
An old man's voice, not loud or small, suddenly rang in Qin Ren's ear. Qin Ren snorted and looked down at the bulldog who had made great achievements in catching thieves:
"Sledgehammer, your sword is not old yet."
"Wow! That's~"
That's right, this is a talking bulldog, and it's also the real confidence behind Qin Ren's calmness throughout.
To be precise, this sledgehammer is not a dog, but a descendant of Si recorded in the "Hainei Nanjing" in the "Shan Hai Jing".
[Si is in the east of Shun's burial, south of the Xiangshui River, its shape is like a cow, it is dark, with one horn]
It is generally believed that Si is an ancient rhinoceros, but Qin Ren, who is an exorcist, knows very well that Si is just an ordinary demon ancestor from another world, and the "bulldog" in front of him is a monster with blood flowing from Si .
As long as you open the folds on the top of his head, you can see a rhino horn-like unicorn the size of a fingernail, which is completely different from the hundred-meter-long horn of its pure-blood ancestor.
Very small.
But small is also cute.
"By the way, you are retired, can you be a human being? I have kindly reported the situation to you, and you kicked me."
The "bulldog" named Sledgehammer complained loudly, and Qin Ren bought a grilled sausage at the convenience store to reward him:
"The leader was robbed, wasn't I also anxious at the time?"
"Fuck, that girl is your leader, so ugly you sleep? Okay, you boy...Wow! What are you doing! I'm telling the truth, why are you so anxious?"
"Shabi, get out."
The aesthetics of the sledgehammer is different from that of human beings. Qin Ren laughed and scolded this old-fashioned thing, and returned to the resting place without hesitation.
After a simple process, the bracelet was returned to its original owner, and the two finally boarded the plane smoothly.
"call…"
The bracelet was lost and recovered, and Yun Wanhe's good mood on the plane was also lost and recovered. Sitting next to Qin Ren, she didn't care to look out the porthole to see the scenery, but kept looking at her wrist.
Qin Ren smiled:
"You like this bracelet so much?"
"generally."
Yun Wanhe glanced at him, and whispered "idiot" in her heart.
Bracelets are not worth much, they were in the past, and they are still now. The Minister is just thinking, if Band-Aids can be used as jewelry, what method should she use to preserve these two pieces on her wrist...
(End of this chapter)
Long, long ago, when he was in the orphanage, Qin Ren heard a word from the janitor.
"When I was young, I was not afraid of ghosts and monsters inside, and paper tigers outside, but I was afraid of old women who could work. Fuck it, if you show off an earwax (slap) to you, you will be dumbfounded the next day."
From then on, Qin Ren never dared to underestimate the group of "old women".
The most typical one is the kind of aunt who is weak on the bus and unparalleled in the supermarket.
But there is one thing to say, in the past 20 years, Qin Ren has seen unreasonable and arrogant people, but he has never seen "old women" who ask others to give up their seats on the bus, except on the Internet.
After all, the Internet can easily turn a small number of phenomena into "per capita levels" through likes and forwarding popularity. Few people understand that "the silent ones are the majority", and most of the silence can always be forced by a small number of hustle and bustle represent.
But this is another matter. As for the real "old women", Qin Ren's vigilance and respect for them was not due to any incidents such as buses, but because he once saw them in the vegetable market. A street fight.
……
They were two old ladies who opened a breakfast shop. They didn't know why they fought at the time. Anyway, the fighting was so fierce that the two stalls that bought soy milk, fried dough sticks and rice rolls looked like Indian street food Masala.
And the amazing thing is that even though the two "old women" have upside-down weeping willows, tables, chairs, benches and so on are moved accurately, but when it comes to pulling each other's hair, no one hurts the other, let alone sees blood. Yes, it gave the onlookers a life inspiration similar to "Spear and Shield".
……
In short, in Qin Ren's view, "Old ladies" are a type of atypical aunt who is both ruthless and cunning.
It's just that he didn't expect that one day he would be forced to deal with this kind of person.
When Qin Ren got off the taxi, as soon as he entered the airport lobby, he saw that graceful figure from a distance. He just said hello and saw Yun Wanhe trembling past an "old lady" wearing a flower padded jacket Son".
Her weird behavior of picking and searching had already made Qin Ren a little suspicious in an instant. Who would have thought that the next moment, the aunt would stretch out a callused hand directly from her sleeve planer, towards Yun Wanhe's wrist beside her. Just grab it and run away.
"Depend on…"
Qin Ren's heart skipped a beat, and he ran directly towards Yun Wanhe who was bewildered.
"Wang! Wang Wang!"
There is a saying that the house was leaking and it was raining all night. On the way, there was a bulldog with a resentful face blocking the way. Qin Ren froze, kicked it aside, cursed a few words and continued to rush over. But because of this, the "old ladies" shuttled and escaped a little further.
"Sister Yun!"
"Qin...Xiao Qin, mine..."
Yun Wanhe was also taken aback for a moment before realizing what had happened. The panic and anxiety in her eyes, the moment she saw Qin Ren, all came out recklessly:
"My bracelet! She stole my bracelet!"
"do not move."
Qin Ren frowned, as if he didn't hear what she said, he gently grabbed Yun Wanhe's wrist and looked around:
"Are you hurt?"
"Eh…?"
Although his tone was a little harsh, but for a moment, Yun Wanhe seemed to be detached from the incident of being robbed, and an indescribable feeling surged in her heart.
"I asked you if you were injured. Apart from your hands, where else did she touch you?"
"No... it's gone, just hand..."
Qin Ren looked at Yun Wanhe Sujie's slender wrist, not to mention a red circle that was stretched out on it, and because the bracelet was forcibly taken off, there were even scratches and peeling spots, although it would not ooze blood, But looking at the tender flesh that was broken and exposed, Qin Ren felt a burst of distress from the bottom of his heart.
"Oh shit…"
"..."
For the first time, Yun Wanhe heard this junior swear.
Normally, even if she eavesdropped on him chatting with others in the company, she never heard him say such a thing. Yun Wanhe couldn't help but have a wonderful idea in her little head.
If... at this time, I scold him for swearing, will he kill himself?And then give yourself a slap in the face?
Or maybe it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and when he arrives in Suicheng, he will find a hotel to revenge himself severely, spanking himself or something?
……
A woman's brain circuit, especially a woman's brain circuit in a crush, is always so interesting.
But when Yun Wanhe thought about it, it was definitely impossible for her to do such a thing.
Watching the younger generation gently caressing the fingertips on her wrist, after a short trance, she suddenly realized that the aunt who snatched the bracelet could not let go.
The bracelet is worthless, but the crime of being in broad daylight may not be acceptable.
"Xiao Qin, let's call the police."
"It's okay, she can't escape."
Regarding the grabbing bracelet, Qin Ren's composure made Yun Wanhe wonder if he was a little too calm.
She looked around, at this time of day, at this time of year, there were not many people in the lobby of the airport, and there were very few tourist groups. Those who wanted to fly were basically business trips. The figure of the aunt had long since disappeared, and the people around were only those nearby. A few people were looking around, belatedly trying to provide some information, but in the distance, there was no movement like a stone thrown into the sea.
"It's broken, I should have yelled louder."
Yun Wanhe felt a little regretful, mainly because she had never encountered such a thing in her entire life. Apart from instinctive struggle and fear, she never thought of shouting at all, let alone what to shout.
"Don't worry, it's fine, I promise."
Qin Ren was still extremely calm, and pointed not far away:
"As soon as I ran over, someone at the information desk had already reported the situation. The most important thing was that the person ran in the wrong direction. If she ran outside the hall, she might run out, but where would she go if she ran inside? ? She is Liu Xiang, and probably can only run on the airstrip."
"Oh, that…"
In fact, Yun Wanhe is a little vague. Speaking of which, she herself is in the construction industry. She still knows some necessary traffic structures at the airport. If you think about it carefully, you will know that what Qin Ren said is actually very flawed. In the case of stopping the aunt, the aunt has many directions to run in all directions, unless the monitoring and security personnel are called immediately.
But obviously she didn't think much about it right now. Although the situation of being robbed has been communicated to various security personnel by radio, it will take time to investigate suspicious persons. The aunt snatched a small bracelet, and the crime was committed by a single person. Not too obvious, there is still the possibility of slipping through the net.
"Hi ma'am."
"Hey hello..."
Soon, the airport staff came to understand the situation. After arranging Qin Ren and Yun Wanhe to the rest area, they were doing everything they needed to do, and asked Yun Wanhe to wait for the news.
Yun Wanhe re-checked her boarding time, and she could wait about ten minutes. If she couldn't catch anyone after ten minutes, she could only board the plane first, and she will follow up the follow-up when she arrives in Suicheng. .
"Oh, why are you so unlucky..."
Sitting in the lounge, Yun Wanhe drank water, feeling very depressed.
Everyone was depressed when encountering such a thing on a business trip, but in Yun Wanhe's opinion, the most depressing thing was when they encountered such a thing when they were on a business trip with Qin Ren.
She was supposed to have a safe journey with Xiaoqin and go to Suicheng happily, but now other than this kind of thing, it's like a planned date has been ruined...
"Stop pouting, isn't it a blessing in misfortune that people are fine?"
Qin Ren squatted in front of her, smiled, and stretched out his palm:
"Give me your hand."
"..."
Yun Wanhe gave it to him, and then Qin Ren opened the suitcase beside her, found two band-aids, and stuck them on her wrists.
"You even brought this?" Yun Wanhe was surprised.
"Yeah, I also brought some cold medicine, a thermometer and so on."
Yun Wanhe thought that her preparations were thorough enough, but she didn't expect Qin Ren to think more than her. She silently asked him to stick the wound on her, and felt her heart calm down a lot.
Hmm... Could this be the legendary sense of security?
"The man has been found!"
As soon as it was posted, a staff member suddenly came in to announce the good news, and then called two people to the monitoring room beside it. On one of the screens, an aunt was messing around on the ground.
Upon closer inspection, it was actually not a prank, but a fight with a dog.
"Wang Wang!!"
A bulldog from nowhere is frantically tearing at the aunt's clothes and trousers in the picture. Its flexible body avoids the aunt's claws and claws, and it also provides enough time for the nearby security personnel. Just come over and subdue aunt to the ground.
"Sister Yun, wait here, you can start taking notes, I'll go to the scene to see."
"Hey, be careful."
"Ah."
After Qin Ren finished speaking, he ran over. When he arrived at the place, he first scolded the aunt who had died down, then thanked the staff, and finally watched as the aunt was escorted into the security booth, the crowd of onlookers also dispersed one after another.
"Damn it, this old game tastes great, he-tui!"
An old man's voice, not loud or small, suddenly rang in Qin Ren's ear. Qin Ren snorted and looked down at the bulldog who had made great achievements in catching thieves:
"Sledgehammer, your sword is not old yet."
"Wow! That's~"
That's right, this is a talking bulldog, and it's also the real confidence behind Qin Ren's calmness throughout.
To be precise, this sledgehammer is not a dog, but a descendant of Si recorded in the "Hainei Nanjing" in the "Shan Hai Jing".
[Si is in the east of Shun's burial, south of the Xiangshui River, its shape is like a cow, it is dark, with one horn]
It is generally believed that Si is an ancient rhinoceros, but Qin Ren, who is an exorcist, knows very well that Si is just an ordinary demon ancestor from another world, and the "bulldog" in front of him is a monster with blood flowing from Si .
As long as you open the folds on the top of his head, you can see a rhino horn-like unicorn the size of a fingernail, which is completely different from the hundred-meter-long horn of its pure-blood ancestor.
Very small.
But small is also cute.
"By the way, you are retired, can you be a human being? I have kindly reported the situation to you, and you kicked me."
The "bulldog" named Sledgehammer complained loudly, and Qin Ren bought a grilled sausage at the convenience store to reward him:
"The leader was robbed, wasn't I also anxious at the time?"
"Fuck, that girl is your leader, so ugly you sleep? Okay, you boy...Wow! What are you doing! I'm telling the truth, why are you so anxious?"
"Shabi, get out."
The aesthetics of the sledgehammer is different from that of human beings. Qin Ren laughed and scolded this old-fashioned thing, and returned to the resting place without hesitation.
After a simple process, the bracelet was returned to its original owner, and the two finally boarded the plane smoothly.
"call…"
The bracelet was lost and recovered, and Yun Wanhe's good mood on the plane was also lost and recovered. Sitting next to Qin Ren, she didn't care to look out the porthole to see the scenery, but kept looking at her wrist.
Qin Ren smiled:
"You like this bracelet so much?"
"generally."
Yun Wanhe glanced at him, and whispered "idiot" in her heart.
Bracelets are not worth much, they were in the past, and they are still now. The Minister is just thinking, if Band-Aids can be used as jewelry, what method should she use to preserve these two pieces on her wrist...
(End of this chapter)
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