No one knows monsters better than me

Jingle Bell--

"Hello~"

Jingle Bell--

"Hello~"

Jingle Bell--

"Hey…"

……

After getting off the plane, Qin Ren connected three phones.

"Brother, have you arrived in Suicheng? Did the plane land safely?"

"Hahaha, be safe, be safe, don't worry, You Rong, I just arrived."

"Then you have to be careful, you don't know the place you live in, and I'm not around, brother, I can't protect you when you meet bad people..."

"Ham, don't think I'm such a weak chicken, okay?"

……

"Qin Ren, I...I..."

"Hey, Linger, speak slowly, I'm listening."

"I... nothing... I just miss you..."

"Good boy, I just walked all morning, and there are still six days left, so you can call me anytime you want, okay?"

"Well, husband, you should come back early."

……

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

"what."

"Qin Ren, you are so indifferent!"

"Don't you understand? The closer the relationship, the colder the words."

"Oh, that's it. Qin Ren, after you get there, don't spend your days and nights, and don't forget about me."

"What do you mean over there... I'm in the underworld, right..."

"There is also the photo of this seat, this seat knows...you are also a normal human male, so if you want to use it at night...it is not impossible, but remember to wipe it clean after use..."

"??? Huh? What the hell? No, where did you learn some unhealthy weird stuff? Hello? Hello?!"

……

After three regular phone calls, Qin Ren received another phone call from his sister and Cheng Siyu. To be honest, it is really a heartwarming little blessing to be missed by so many people when one is away from home. .

"Little Qin..."

"Huh? You're back, Sister Yun."

Yun Wanhe, who came out of the bathroom at the airport, also came over with the water in her hand.

From getting off the plane to the bathroom to coming out of the bathroom just now, she has been seeing the younger generation answering the phone, and she can't help but also be a little concerned:
"...Who? I've been calling you all the time."

"Uh..." Qin Ren smiled sheepishly, "Girlfriend."

"cut…"

In Yun Wanhe's eyes, Qin Ren's smile was a classic hippie smile. Qin Ren's Void girlfriend had become a stalk in the department, so she naturally didn't really take it to heart, curled her lips and squinted at him:
"I see that you have picked up quite a few, are they all your girlfriends?"

"Well, that's right, and my sister and so on..."

Qin Ren could only briefly explain that Yun Wanhe probably didn't lack common sense like Su Yu did. If he really became interested in the number of Qin Ren's girlfriends, then Qin Ren would have a hard time explaining it.

"Oh, then congratulations, you are really happy to hug you left and right."

Heh, men are indeed pig feet...

Fantasizing about opening a harem all day long, even Xiao Qin is not exempt.

In other words...Xiao Qin's physical fitness, if he really opened the harem, can he stand being hugged from the left to the right...

……

The minister, who was on a routine desertion, quietly took a look at Qin Ren's well-proportioned figure. As he looked at it, his eyes intentionally or unintentionally moved from his chest to his lower abdomen to...

Well…

like… …

It's in stock...

……

While the Minister was staring at the cat in his crotch, Qin Ren answered another call. He saw that it was a little snake again, but after answering, he found out that it was Tang Bobo.

"Uncle Qin Ren~"

"..."

I have to say that the little guy next door is really a title inventor, maybe he can go to Penguin to make online games when he grows up.

"Uncle Qin Ren!!"

"hiss…"

Qin Ren rubbed his ear holes:
"I can hear you, Bobo, why are you shouting so loudly?"

"Oh, Yaoyao said you are in the sky, it's too high, I'm afraid you can't hear me."

"I've come down now, but Bobo is still very caring, Kua Kua."

"Uncle Qin Ren, wait a moment..."

There was a rustling sound on the other end of the phone, and Tang Bobo came back after a while.

"Uncle Qin Ren, please speak in a low voice. Yaoyao got angry when you praised me just now."

"real or fake…"

Qin Ren couldn't laugh or cry.

"Really, Yaoyao is usually cute and jealous."

A little girl at this age is always growing up in various aspects without knowing it. Tang Bobo now knows what jealousy is, maybe it's just because of a certain TV clip, or a word from a certain adult. Fast, grow fast.

"So you came to our house to call me?"

"No, I'm here for dinner."

Tang Bobo is now confident:

"Yaoyao said you were in the sky, and then I called you."

"Bobo..."

When Qin Ren said this, he was a little worried:

"Your mother...is she in poor health?"

It felt like at some point, the wife next door couldn't get up more and more frequently, and couldn't make lunch for Tang Bobo, but according to Qin Ren's understanding of Su Yu, she didn't seem like a person who liked to stay up late.

"Mom...you must be in poor health."

Tang Bobo's voice on the opposite side was also lower, looking a little frustrated:
"Mommy wet the bed again last night..."

"..."

No matter what, Qin Ren definitely didn't believe this, and automatically translated it into "Tang Bobo wet the bed again last night" in his mind.

"Then...then it seems to have a fever..."

"fever?"

However, fever shouldn't be false, Qin Ren said in astonishment:

"Did she have a cold? Did she see a doctor? Is there any medicine? We have anti-fever medicine at home. You can give your mother some."

"No need, no need, the fever has subsided, but last night, the fever was severe. Mom's belly is like a small stove, and... um... thighs, and Nana..."

"..."

Tongyan Wuji, Tongyan Wuji...

Qin Ren silently recited the four-character mantra in his heart, and immediately reminded Tang Bobo:

"When you have a fever, your whole body will be hot. Did you take your mother's temperature?"

"Measure it, 50 degrees."

"..."

God damn has a fever of 50 degrees. Qin Ren reckons that Su Yu's family should use a mercury thermometer. Children don't know how to read it. It's a bad read. Otherwise, normal humans would have been burned to death.

After all, although the water at 50 degrees is just right warm water, but people are not all made of water, how can they stand at 50 degrees.

"Last night, my mother was very uncomfortable. She had a fever and wet the bed. Her face was red, her body was pink, her eyes were purple, and her eyeballs were deformed..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Qin Ren couldn't hold back anymore, he was red, pink and purple, and his eyeballs were deformed... This guy will go to elementary school later, and the first composition should be called "Mother of All Colors".

"Uncle Qin Ren, don't you believe in Bobo?"

"Believe it, believe it, Bobo is the most obedient girl, how could you not believe it?"

"Oh, little uncle Qin Ren, wait a little longer."

swish...

rustling...

"Hello? I'm back."

"Just now Luo Yao was angry again..."

"Well, she said she was the most obedient girl...Little Uncle Qin Ren, you don't know, my mother really had a fever yesterday. Her eyeballs were originally round, but they melted and turned into peaches. It was black at first, then turned red, and finally turned red and purple..."

"Okay, okay, I know, Bobo is amazing, he has learned a lot of new words, and he can use them even when they are red or purple."

"Hey, I'll learn by watching TV~"

"Then you should pay attention to your mother's situation at all times. If your mother has a fever or other discomfort, you can find the two fish sisters in time, okay?"

"Good~"

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