No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 496 You Open Your Mouth, I Have Something

At 10:[-] in the morning, in an e-sports hotel.

On Sujie's big bed, Qin Ren, who was lying on his side, hugged the beautiful girl in his arms, and slowly helped her tidy up her messy hair:
"Siyun..."

"Ah."

"I wanted to ask a bit of a spoiler and also a 'late but arrived' question."

"You ask."

"Are you still in pain?"

"..."

Cheng Zi in her arms raised her eyes, with a hint of a smile on her lips, and patted him angrily:
"It's really disgusting. He was so cold-blooded last night. What did he look like... like a toy, and now he's asking this hypocritically? Hmph..."

"Cold-blooded? No...won't it be?"

Qin Ren was moved when he heard the words, is that an exaggeration?
Although yesterday he was infected by Cheng Siyun's strong affection, it was indeed a bit rough, but the description of "cold blood" made Qin Ren frown a little.

"What's the matter…"

Cheng Siyun sat cross-legged on the bed, swayed leisurely, looked at Qin Ren with some amusement, bit his lips and hummed:

"...Do you feel sorry for me?"

Qin Ren frowned again, and nodded slowly:

"Um…"

"Oh, look at you, you really went to your heart..."

Cheng Siyun lay down on Qin Ren's chest, squeezed his shoulders with his hands, and his face turned red all the time:
"Calling you rough, but not... I don't like it..."

"?"

It dawned on Qin Ren that besides having eccentricities, Chengzi also likes to be rough.

I remember the last one who likes to be rough, it seems to be Linger baby...

Well…

Now the baby is with me...

"So, Chengzi, are you... still in pain?"

"pain."

Cheng Zi nodded obediently:
"But just like you, it hurts."

"Distressed? Who is distressed?"

"I feel sorry for my sister."

Cheng Siyun sighed softly, and glared at Qin Ren:
"Siyu has been afraid of pain since she was a child. Do you remember that in the first year of high school, when you sat behind her and turned the pen, the pen flew out and stuck on her back, and she cried for half a class... "

"..."

Qin Ren was a little embarrassed, because he did know about it.

Of course, there are some details that he doesn't know.

"Actually, according to what I know about her, she is so afraid of pain. She would have cried for the whole class when she got stabbed. Qin Ren, do you know why she held back half the class?"

Cheng Siyun stroked Qin Ren's chest lightly with his fingertips, and pursed his lips:
"Because the reason why you accidentally stabbed her with a pen was because you were talking small things to me at that time."

"Talk?"

"Well, tell me, I look so pretty when I smile..."

"..."

"What else... Girls just have to smile more to be liked..."

"..."

For a while, both of them were silent.

In the end, she was the older sister, pinched Qin Ren's cock lightly, and continued to stare at him:
"That's why I feel sorry for Siyu. She is so afraid of pain, but that day you gave her carelessly..."

"I... I didn't mess around..."

Qin Ren scratched his hair in embarrassment, but he was embarrassed to say that he was actually very skilled, so he was very gentle at the time.

Sisters unite hearts, after Cheng Siyun personally experienced it last night, it's no wonder he doesn't feel sorry for his sister.

It just so happened that Chengzi was in the sage mode again, thinking about her sister, couldn't help but knocked on Qin Ren's forehead a few more times:

"Qin, if you dare to treat Siyu badly in the future, I will..."

"Just... what?"

"Just break up with you!"

"real?!"

Qin Ren was ecstatic, Cheng Zi's eyes widened in disbelief, and he almost laughed angrily:
"Qin Ren, what do you mean!"

"No, no! It's not what you think!"

Qin Ren shook his head again and again:

"I mean, if you're going to say that, now we're...officially reunited?"

"how…"

Cheng Siyun squinted at Qin Ren, and stomped on him secretly:
"...don't want me to be your girlfriend anymore..."

"Will! Will!"

Qin Ren was ecstatic again, recalling the yearning he had missed for many years, as well as the torture he had suffered from a little thing with grass growing on its head, and even had the urge to cry, so he hugged Cheng Siyun tightly, from her chin and Kiss down the neck a little bit...

"Stop stop...!"

Cheng Siyun patted him with his arms and said shyly:

"Come again? Did you feel sorry for me?"

"Uh...just rub..."

"Pooh!"

"Really, that..."

Qin Ren really just wanted to rub, without any deep meaning. Seeing that his girlfriend refused, he had an idea, looked into her eyes and said softly:
"Siyu..."

"?!"

"Siyu, your sister isn't here right now, how about we..."

"You and I…"

"Siyu, I love you..."

"..."

"Siyu, when I kiss you, it always feels better than kissing Siyun..."

"Don't...don't say it..."

……

This trick really had an immediate effect, a certain Chengzi's eyes were visibly absent-minded, and his breathing soon became warmer, and the two fell into love again.

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In view of the previous experience with Yun Wanhe in Suicheng, Qin Ren also bought all the sheets and bedding that should be bought. He came empty-handed when he came, but he had to carry a snakeskin bag when he went out. How funny.

After returning home, just as Qin Ren, who had been carrying the sheets all the way, put down his things, before he had time to catch his breath, a gourd-like figure swayed over with small steps, and punched him directly in the chest.

"Bad guy, you still know how to go home! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"

"???"

Qin Ren looked at the aggrieved Yu Ling'er in a daze:

"What's wrong baby?"

"It's because of you! I... my credibility is gone!"

"Sex... eh?"

Qin Ren was even more confused.

Although it is reasonable to say that it is not abnormal for the snakes to suddenly become sunny in broad daylight because of the falling scales.

But why does the suzerain sound like this, what did you do to spoil the fun?

I was quite happy when I played games in the morning...

"Don't worry, baby, let's talk about it."

Qin Ren sat on the sofa and patted his legs:

"Come on, sit next to your husband."

"You're still slow!"

Yu Ling'er sat down angrily, then glared at her husband angrily:

"Just because you suddenly disconnected from that game in the morning, my reputation points have all been deducted!"

"Letter... oh—!"

Qin Ren suddenly realized that it was this.

"Huh? That's not right. If I hang up, people should report me. How can you deduct your reputation points?"

"Because...because I hung up too..."

"..."

Seeing Qin Ren holding back his laughter, Yu Ling'er blushed and raised her foot to kick him:

"What are you laughing at!... You are no longer in the game, why should I stay here..."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, it was mainly because Siyun had something to tell me."

As compensation, Qin Ren immediately turned on the computer and started hacking again with Baby Ling'er.

This time, I don't know if it was the system's arrangement, or whether Qin Ren's hand exploded and he won five consecutive victories and became the mvp.

Although Da She'er has always been more soy sauce, as long as she wins, it's fine, and seeing her husband win the mvp, she is happier than herself.

The only one that is a bit depressed is one of them. Big Snake used one of his favorite heroes [Sword Fairy], but the operation was a bit deformed in the middle. He chased a Teemo and slashed for a long time, but was counter-killed, so he was ridiculed by his teammates [play Sword Princess is like this].

Although in Yu Ling'er's game, Qin Ren never opened the dialogue.

But Yu Ling'er inadvertently saw it on Qin Ren's screen, so Snake's heart was traumatized to a certain extent.

As a boyfriend, Qin Ren, of course, had to coax him.

"Baby, don't take it to heart, this kind of person who likes to use the format of "This is how to play xx" is like this."

"Are you talking tongue twister..."

"Uh, in short, many people can't speak after leaving the Internet memes, and you may see some people say [playing stone people like this] [playing Galen like this], etc., unless it is an unpopular hero , almost all heroes have been substituted into this sentence pattern... There will also be a sentence pattern like [xx is like this] outside the game, so this kind of sentence itself is as meaningless as [fucking slot] .”

In fact, many Internet memes have been used for a long time.

For example, [hurry] and [break defense] are now just curse words similar to [grass mud horse] and [sprinkle coins]. They are all modal particles.

"But why do you have to use such an unpleasant and hurtful tone..."

Big Snake was a little sad:
"At that time, it was just that I didn't play Sword Fairy well. Why did he use a modal particle to say all the Sword Fairy players..."

"Well, I can't help it... Now this kind of comparison of diodes and generalizations is especially popular among young people. I guess it's because if you use this kind of expression, you will have a feeling of "killing and decisive". You can vent your emotions quickly and simply and rudely.”

[The virtual world does not need to be responsible] This feature has been discovered by the first batch of people who stepped into the online world at the beginning of the birth of the Internet.

Therefore, the so-called "network environment is getting worse and worse" is actually the inevitable development of the Internet. Qin Ren doesn't think he can protect girls from other worlds in an "ivory tower on the Internet" forever, just by blocking game conversations, Just by uninstalling the Weibo post bar Douban Xiaohongshu in their mobile phones, the effect is very limited.

Living on the earth, the ugly side of the Internet, or the ugly side of human beings, will gradually be exposed to them sooner or later.

It was impossible for Qin Ren to lie to them all the time like coaxing children, so he could only give them some vaccinations occasionally in the future and let them face it by themselves.

After all how to say...

Even if Qin Ren really couldn't bear the thoughts of the parents and wanted to build them an "ivory tower on the Internet" that could isolate all harmful and bad Internet information, he didn't have the ability...

Let alone him, looking at the entire civilization of the earth, using the most advanced big data AI technology, it is estimated that no one can develop this perfect ivory tower software, right?
Of course, alien civilizations are excluded.

if so.

……

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

"Brother Qin Ren~"

Qin Ren was coaxing his eldest girlfriend, a certain Pixiu outside the door brought Tang Bobo, Pidianerpidianer ran in, giggling all the way, ran up to Qin Ren, and numb Qin Ren with one mouthful.

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~ close your eyes~"

Qin Ren closed his eyes suspiciously:
"what?"

"Open your mouth, I have something to do~"

"???"

(End of this chapter)