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Chapter 497 Madam Tong's Meal

"Qin Ren, open your mouth, I have something to do~"

"..."

To be reasonable, if someone else said this, Qin Ren might reply coldly.

But looking at the soft and beautiful little girl who was blinking and blinking in front of him, Qin Ren still asked tentatively:
"What do you want to do...?"

"Oh, why don't you open it~"

"..."

Qin Ren thought for a while, and said something, if there were some strange ways to play, Qin Ren would definitely refuse.

It's not that he can't accept it, after all, all kinds of body fluids on the spirit beast can be called holy water and elixir.

Wherever the family members have suffered skin trauma, the first thing they do is not to find Baiyao Band-Aid or something, but to call on Lord Shangxian to heal them.

Therefore, if it was a game of "The Great Man Meets the Rain", Qin Ren shouldn't have any rejection at all.

But considering that I haven't played this far with my girlfriends and leaders, it seems a bit unfair to play such a big game with mere little Pixiu in advance.

"I reject."

So Qin Ren stretched out his palm righteously and blocked Luo Yao.

"You can't refuse me."

However, Luo Yao didn't care. At that time, her little face blushed anxiously, her slender legs wrapped in white stockings were tightly together, and she twisted twice, rejecting Qin Ren's refusal:

"Open your mouth quickly, hurry up~"

gollum...

Qin Ren looked at the white and tender skin of her legs exposed between the fluttering skirt and the stockings, his throat moved, completely forgetting the existence of a stupid little girl next door and Yu Linger, With such an inexplicable guess, he closed his eyes and slowly opened his mouth.

Ok…

A little nervous.

Tsk, by the way, has the old man become more and more perverted recently...

"biu~"

"?!"

Qin Ren was considering whether to self-examine, when a small stream of clear water suddenly sprayed into his mouth, it was not only clear, but also very sweet, after swallowing it, he found that it still tasted like grapefruit.

grapefruit?

If Qin Ren remembers correctly, there should be no grapefruit-flavored bodily fluids on Lord Shangxian...

So, amid Luo Yao and Tang Bobo's giggles, Qin Ren slowly opened his eyes, only to find that Pixiu was squeezing a bottle of drink with both hands, and the grapefruit-flavored water was coming out of the nozzle of the drink.

"..."

It's a bottle of [Scream].

Qin Ren hasn't drunk [Scream] for a long time. The last time he got rid of this thing, he accidentally found out that this thing is actually a drink under the banner of Nongfu Spring. Posted it in the WeChat group @all members, and received unanimous [shabi] greetings from the brothers.

But having said that, as a drink that he also loved when he was a child, it's not that Qin Ren couldn't understand the happiness of these two gadgets in front of him.

After all, who doesn't love a drinkable squirt gun?
"Okay, okay, stop playing, play with the water and urine kang."

The smart Tang Bobo raised his hand to question:

"Aren't you playing with fire?"

"Playing with fire and water will make you pee on the kang."

Qin Ren patted her and Luo Yao's buttocks, and drove them downstairs to play in the community.

"Brother Qin Ren, can we go to the convenience store?"

"Don't ask him, just ask me."

Luo Yao patted her small chest and proudly announced:

"It's been a long time since I bought the goods. Today's convenience stores are all paid by me~... Oh, it hurts——"

"You pay?"

Qin Ren squatted down and raised her little face:
"Do you have a lot of pocket money?"

"It's enough for me to fight with the big fish."

"Yo ho?"

When Qin Ren was happy, he was quite good at enjoying it.

I remember that when he was a child studying, what he envied most was the children in the class who were opened by adults in the canteen. He always felt that he must have endless snacks and drinks every day, and he was not happy.

"You hit the white note, does the white note know?"

"?"

"It's not... you're making an IOU, does Ling'er know? There are plenty of goods in their store, but it's not like you can take whatever you want."

"It's all right."

Yu Linger on the side smiled and touched Luo Yao's head:

"Qin Ren, don't treat Luo Yao like a child. She is an adult and has always known how to keep accounts."

"that is!"

Even Big Yu was more sensible than Qin Ren. Luo Yao stuck out her little tongue at Qin Ren slightly, and while he was still squatting, raised her ice cream-like little foot and stepped on his thick skin.

"Tang Bobo, run quickly... hey~!"

Originally, she wanted to run away after stepping on it, but Qin Ren's eyes quickly grabbed the soft soles of her feet, and through the white velvet stockings, she lightly bit her toffee-like toes.

"you…"

The face of Lord Shangxian, who was embarrassing in front of Tang Bobo, suddenly turned red.

"You eat now... I won't give you any more tonight!"

"..."

After uttering harsh words as revenge, Pai Yao quickly ran away with Tang Bobo, leaving Qin Ren alone in embarrassment in front of Yu Linger, who had playful eyes.

"Haha, this... this unlucky boy..."

Qin Ren touched his hot old face:

"...I just love to talk nonsense..."

"..."

Yu Ling'er gave him a blank look, it's not been a day or two for this bad guy to be perverted, the girls in the family don't know about his hobbies, they just don't bother to talk about it.

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The next day, Qianhe Construction Company.

"What are you talking about? Sister, she...uh...!"

"Shhh! Why are you shouting so loudly?"

In the tea room at noon, Qin Ren covered Xiao Chengzi's mouth, but couldn't cover her long tail that kept waving in surprise.

"Sister, she...how she...how she..."

Lowering her voice, Xiao Chengzi still couldn't hide her shock, and after stammering for a long time, she choked out a sentence with a blushing face:
"She... she's so weird..."

"It's a little bit, but considering the specific situation between us, it's actually... um... okay."

"What is the specific situation between you and her?"

Cheng Siyu ruthlessly poked her sister...

Oh no, it's a boyfriend now.

Cheng Siyu ruthlessly exposed her boyfriend's slanderous rhetoric:

"Hmph! It's obviously your specific situation, and it's for you, a scumbag who cheated on you!"

"Yes, yes, I was wrong..."

In short, there were no secrets or misunderstandings between the two sisters now. Qin Ren thought this was something to celebrate, so after feeding the little oranges, he decided to order an expensive takeaway to celebrate.

"Oh no, look at what day it is today."

"What's the date?"

Qin Ren took out his mobile phone, and was a little puzzled at first, but immediately realized that Mrs. Tong should have cooked for him today.

Although she has experienced many things so far, Bai Zeniang's identity has not affected the mother-in-law who makes lunch for herself every three to five times a week.

Although the variety has always been single, most of them are double egg topped rice, but Qin Ren doesn't know why, not to mention how delicious it is, not to mention how much he loves it, at least he won't get tired of eating it.

Now that I think about it, it might contain some of Mrs. Tong's "magic mother's little magic".

With the magic blessing from the life-type gods, it is not a strange thing to eat white rice every day without getting tired.

So what did the mother-in-law do today?

Qin Ren returned to his work station, opened the familiar lunch box with a deer pattern on it, and his face became a little stiff.

A box of rice, two poached eggs, garnished with some black sesame seeds.

Another classic double egg bowl.

But unlike all the double-egg rice bowls in the past, today's two eggs are half-cooked and yellow.

The reason why Qin Ren could see it at a glance was because the two runny eggs had been punctured in advance.

Two cute, white and tender poached eggs were poked a small hole each, and the golden egg liquid dripped out slowly, soaking the rice underneath...

"..."

The corners of Qin Ren's mouth twitched as he watched, and he always felt that the meal cooked by his mother-in-law was more intriguing than before...

(End of this chapter)