LOL: This man is too strong!

Chapter 176 Jiang Zuowulang, who understands pig killers in seconds!
South Korea, SKT club.

On the second day after Snake decided to fight for MSI, Stupid, who was about to leave for North America, went to SKT club again a few days before leaving Korea.

This time, Stupid didn't come to the SKT team as a member of SKT, but in the name of visiting friends.

Walking all the way to Li Guapi's dormitory, you can hear the sound of 'jingle' coming from the stupid chicken.

"Squeak~"

The door was pushed open.

At this time, the SKT club, like Snake, was on a short vacation before Msi.

"Xianghe!"

Stupid pushed his glasses, smiling all over his face.

In the dormitory, Li Guapi was lying on his back on the bed, happily browsing the forum. . .

He looked up and asked, "Didn't you go back to China long ago? Why did you come here now?"

"I was going to invite you to barbecue last time, but you didn't come."

Stupid Chicken heard Li Ge said that he wanted to treat guests, and said pleasantly: "Today is also possible, I am not busy."

"That barbecue stand has changed owners, and the taste of the barbecue is far from as good as before."

"Oh? Is the original owner very proficient in barbecue skills? I have eaten a lot in China, and the barbecue over there is also very delicious."

Brother Li shook his head: "It turns out that the owner of the barbecue stand is a woman in her 30s, with light golden curly hair that hangs smoothly on her shoulders, she is tall, wearing high heels, and walking with barbecue When you come over, you can hear the sound of 'da da'."

"When she says, 'Guests please use', she smiles and has two little dimples on her face."

After listening to Li Guapi's description, Stupid Chicken was obviously taken aback.

"Xianghe, you don't need to describe it so clearly, I just asked how her barbecue skills are?"

"and"

"And what?"

Stupid chicken smiled mischievously: "I heard your appearance description, I feel very much like the host Enjing."

Li Guapi rolled his eyes at him, "Xingxiong, your barbecue is gone."

Stupid chicken stuck out his tongue just like when he was beating CJ, he had already guessed the result.

"This is what Li Gouqi asked me to bring to you."

"Ok?"

"what is that?"

"Shochu." Stupid chicken replied truthfully.

Brother Li looked at the table and saw that there were indeed bottles of shochu.

Immediately, Brother Li was puzzled.

"That guy, why did he give me soju?"

Stupid chicken said with a smile: "He said you will need these things, and asked me to bring you some words."

"What?"

"——Finally the devil dreamed of a butterfly, you are Enjing and Jie."

"Xianghe, Gou Qi also said that one day when you feel sad, drink some soju."

"Wine gets warmer the more you drink it, and water gets colder the more you drink it."

"When strong wine enters your throat, it can burn your worries away, and when the worries are gone, your mood will be open-minded."

Li Guapi's eyes widened slightly, "Xingxiong, you made this up, right?"

"Godberry will say this?"

"Xianghe, he is the one who said all these dirty words!"

The stupid chicken became impatient, and hurriedly said: "You asked me to visit him in the hospital last time. I paid for those black roses. He knew that I was going back to Korea, so let me thank you by the way."

Li Guapi nodded, he believed that the stupid chicken would not lie: "So, he bought all these shochu?"

"Nominally yes, because I won't buy these things for you. If it were me, I would rather buy a box of Coke for you, so that the four of us don't have to drink a bottle of Coke."

"However, I paid for the money, and I haven't had time to ask for goji berries, just like the flowers I bought at the hospital."

"I see, sex male."

"Thank you for your hard work, you are going to go to North America next, right?"

The stupid chicken was interrupted, so he followed Li Ge's words and said: "Yes, I will leave soon."

"Well, I hope you can adapt to life over there."

Stupid nodded: "Xianghe, on Brazil Msi, SKT will meet Snake again."

"This time in the World Championship, you must beat him, and I will cheer you on in front of the screen!"

"Don't worry, I've been waiting for this moment!" Li Guapi said with sharp eyes.

Afterwards, Stupid Chicken talked for a while in Guapi's room. The two recalled the past and talked happily until Little Peanut returned to the dormitory from outside.
"Brother, I brought you something, let's eat together."

"Okay." Brother Li looked at Little Peanut, and immediately showed a smile that made Stupid Chicken a little appetizing.

"Anything else?"

"Fried chicken, drunk shrimp, and beer."

There was also a kawaii smile on Little Peanut's fair face: "I bought it before, and the taste is very good."

"Senior stupid chicken, do you want some too?"

Stupid chicken shook his head, forced a smile and said, "I won't."

Afterwards, Stupid Chicken stood behind for a while. Li Guapi and Little Peanut both put on disposable gloves. Because of pulling the wings, one has more meat and the other has less meat, and bursts of cheerful smiles.

Stupid chicken watched them drinking beer and discussing the latest game. There were many topics to talk about.

At this moment, he seems to have become an outsider.

oh~~
With a silent sigh in his heart, Stupid Chicken bid farewell to Li Guapi and walked out of the 'love nest' of Guapi and Peanut.

It has only been half a year since he left SKT, but Stupid is still familiar with everything here. He can clearly remember which tiles on the floor are loose, which toilet is not working well, and which is the place where Wolf usually pees.

However, this club where he stayed for nearly 4 years seems a little strange now.

Will I be able to return to this place someday?

"Sex male!"

At the entrance of the SKT club, Stupid Hearing someone shouted, he turned his head and looked, his eyes lit up.

Unexpectedly, Kkoma and Sang Hyuk chased him out again.

"Sang Hyuk, aren't you eating fried chicken?"

No matter how you hear this, there is a small complaint.

"I didn't hear you say you were going to leave just now, but Wolf told me, and we chased them out together."

After Li Guapi finished speaking, kkoma said: "Xingxiong, let's have lunch together before leaving. I'm free today, and I'll see you off when the time comes."

Stupid Chicken wanted to nod in agreement, but still shook his head with a smile.

"It's okay, I'm already very happy to see you and Xiang Hyuk."

"I will come back in the future, and we will meet again sometime."

"Fine."

"You are right, then your trip will not be delayed."

Li Guapi warned: "North America is not so peaceful. You should avoid walking at night to avoid being robbed. If you are robbed, just pay a little US dollars. Don't ask for money or life."

"I also want to see you, Xingxiong, return safely."

Stupid chicken originally wanted to say, of course I don't want money, and I'm sure I won't be as reluctant as you.

But seeing Brother Li's serious expression, Stupid Chicken's heart suddenly warmed up, and the smile on his face also brightened.

After hugging the two of them one by one, Stupid waved goodbye and left in a taxi.

Through the car window, Stupid glanced at Faker and Kkoma standing on the side of the road.

In the car, Stupid Chicken looked at his hands, and there were oil stains on them.

Apparently it was left over from when Gua Pi ate fried chicken.

It even got on my clothes.

Sang Hyuk, you sloppy guy, you haven't changed at all!

How could Enjing like you like this?

However, the stupid chicken laughed instead.

This just shows that Sang Hyuk was in a hurry when he learned that he was leaving the base, which meant that he was very nervous.

For more than four years, we ate and slept in one place, and faced so many games together, with laughter and hardships, reaching peaks and falling troughs.

If it wasn't for that guy Goji, they would have even established a dynasty.

Stupid chicken cherishes this friendship very much.

If you want to add a shelf life to this friendship, Stupid Chicken hopes that it will be in his lifetime.

Halfway through the car, he suddenly thought of those shochu.

So, stupid chicken dialed the phone.

"Hello?" A crisp voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Goji, I'm a stupid chicken."

"Oh, long time no see, have you been doing well recently?"

Stupid Chicken smiled: "It's okay, I'm about to leave Seoul and go to North America."

"Although it is an unfamiliar environment, I don't want to have trouble with the dollar."

"Yeah, I hope we have the chance to meet again at the World Championship."

Stupid chicken: "I hope"

After a detour, he quickly returned to the main topic:
"By the way, the shochu you asked me to bring to Xiang Hyuk last time, I have already given it to him according to your request."

"Thank you so much, stupid chicken, you are such a good person!"

"Next time we meet, I'll treat you to some kimchi, the kind that definitely tastes right."

"Okay."

Stupid chicken responded, and quickly reminded: "Goji, I bought Hallasan soju, which is a cheap vodka in Korea, with a degree of about 21 degrees. Compared with other alcohols, the taste will be mellower. Although this kind of soju It has the highest alcohol content, but it does not have a strong alcohol pungent taste in the mouth."

"Although it's cheap, it's the best one I bought from my hometown, Jeju Island. Sang Hyuk's mouth is quite picky. Therefore, the price of each bottle of Hallasan Collection has reached more than 10 won .”

"I bought 5 bottles in total, so it was 50 won."

"Goji berries."

Before the stupid chicken finished speaking, it was suddenly said that the team was going to conduct emergency training.

then
"Beep beep..."

There was a busy tone.

Emergency training?
Isn't Snake on vacation?
Ash, it really is!

……

In Jinling, a taxi was heading to Jiangning District.

It is close to the middle of Jiangning, about 19 kilometers away from Xinjiekou.

In the car, Li Hao, who was wearing a black peaked cap, hung up the phone instantly.

"Brother Hao, the communication between 'Smecta' and 'Smecta' just now should be in Korean, right? And who are you talking on the phone with?"

"Well, Korean."

"There's a chicken on the other end of the phone."

"Ok?"

Flandre, Chris, and Cuihua were all stunned.

The driver who was driving also cheered up and pricked up his ears.

"It's the stupid chicken of Skt! What are you thinking?"

Everyone suddenly realized, and their expressions seemed a little disappointed.

"Stupid chicken is going to North America, and I had a brief chat with me. SKT is also planning to go to Brazil in the past few days."

"Oh, I see."

"However, Brother Hao, when did you learn Korean? I feel that your Smecta smell is a bit strong. I can smell the kimchi smell from Incheon half a meter away."

"What kind of kimchi is not kimchi, I just learned it briefly, probably in less than a few weeks."

"It's actually not that difficult."

Flandre was using her mobile phone to start a live broadcast, and the water friends in the live broadcast room also heard it.

According to the barrage, Flandre asked:

"Brother Hao, how far have you learned Korean in a few weeks?"

"To what extent?"

Li Hao pondered for a while, and responded: "TOPIKII, advanced level 231 with a score of 6 or higher."

"To explain, the language ability required for research or business execution in a professional field can be used relatively accurately and fluently. Unfamiliar materials about 'politics, economy, society, and culture' can be understood and used."

"Although I can't fully reach the language level of the local Koreans, I don't feel any difficulty in implementing or expressing the language, and I can communicate naturally."

"I said so, you roughly understand it."

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's about the same as my English level."

"..."

Everyone looked bewildered.

Brother Hao, this is a bit out of the ordinary.
Brother Holy Gun took a look at his barrage, and many of them said 'I'm trash'.

He also read according to the barrage, "I'm trash."

Cuihua next to Brother Holy Gun also said, "I'm trash."

Chris: "I'm trash."

After Chris finished speaking, he looked at the driver who was driving.

The unshaven driver was obviously stunned for a moment, feeling that he was a bit out of the group.
"I am the driver."

The word 'waste' is too much, you have to be dignified as a repeater, okay?

"Hahahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter in the taxi.

"Master, I didn't let you answer the call, haha."

Chris smiled and said, "I just wanted to ask you how long it will take to arrive."

The driver also laughed, and uttered a vernacular phrase 'confused'.

"Come on, there are still about 10 minutes."

……

At around 10:30 in the morning, three taxis stopped in front of the small attics one after another.

The houses here are quite old and don't look so new.

However, the housing prices around here are very expensive, basically above 2.

Brother Holy Gun kept the screen of the live broadcast room black for a while. Although Li Hao's address is not a secret, and many of his relatives know it, there is no need to expose it too much.

"Brother Hao, is this your home?"

"Well, not this one, go straight ahead, the one inside is right."

"Dong?"

"Wow! It's so big!"

"Brother Hao, are these floors your home?"

"There's also a storage room downstairs."

Chris smacked his mouth, "Estimate, the value of this house is in the tens of millions. It turns out that Brother Hao has long been a local tyrant."

"What local tyrants, they all live by themselves."

Li Hao smiled: "It's just that my ancestors have some savings. If I hadn't been recruited to Snake by Lao Zuo and Chris, I guess you might see me in the large pork market in Jinling one day."

"My dad wanted me to inherit his craft for a long time."

"Understood, this is the level of a pig butcher in Jinling."

"Understood, instead of going to the market to kill pigs, go to the valley to kill pigs."

"Is the pig killed in this room?" Da Zhiming asked foolishly.

Liu Qingsong laughed bitterly: "No matter how you look at it, pigs are not slaughtered here. There must be a special slaughterhouse."

"Yes, pigs are not slaughtered here, so Xiangzi doesn't have to worry."

While they were talking, a middle-aged man who looked somewhat similar to Li Hao, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, came up to him with a smile on his face despite his unshaven beard.

"welcome!"

"Hello, uncle!"

"You guys are here, come up and sit down!"

There was another woman's voice, it was Mother Hao, seeing the middle-aged woman exuding elegance, now everyone understood why Brother Hao's appearance was so heaven-defying.

"Hello Auntie!"

……

The live broadcast room of Flandre's mobile phone was opened again, leading the water friends to reveal the ancestral land of 'Theking' together.

"Brother Hao's father is so mighty! But Brother Hao's appearance should come from Hao's mother."

"Brother Gun, the female anchors of Fighting Shark are all watching your live broadcast! They said they want to watch the future in-laws."

"..."

"—Sister Zhou sent a big rocket."

"—Little Sister Dai sent a big rocket."

"—Sister Tuozi sent a big rocket."

"—Rita sent a big rocket."

"..."

Many people are feeling that although brother Hao's waist is not good, he is still popular!
On the second floor, there is a special living room. There were still some sundries, but today it was specially vacated.

At this moment, various dishes have been placed on the round table one after another.

Li Hao's parents are busy, Chris, Zuo Wu, and Zi Zi all run to help.

Li Hao showed them his bedroom again.

The girls in the live broadcast room were excited:

"Wow, Oni-chan's small world! Can I live here in the future?"

"Hey! It's a shocking discovery. The wall is full of Bilibili girls, plastered all over, and there are so many figures! Brother Hao turned out to be Two-dimensional! Even the desk lamp has Guatai hanging on it."

"Can you believe it? Such a tough and mighty man has such a girlish heart. Brother Hao instantly turned into a killing machine painted in pink."

"I'm not an old fan at first glance. When Brother Hao was live broadcasting in the dormitory, I saw those figurines. Brother Hao has always liked paper figures. Girls are hopeless."

"Sister Zhou just said that she can cosplay Misaka Mikoto, so she asked Brother Hao if his little heart is beating."

"What kind of jump? I'm sorry for A."

……

When it was time to eat, everyone was surprised to find out.

In addition to the various ducks that Jinling people are very particular about entertaining guests, today's dishes also have a lot of hard dishes.

You can understand everything in this kind of dish.

Scallion Kidney, Potato Fried Kidney, Chopped Pepper Pork Loin!
Obediently, don't get angry.

What's worse is that Dad Hao is very particular. When turning the disc, he always inadvertently transfers these three hard dishes to Li Hao.

Li Hao was completely stupefied, and it didn't take long before he realized that the dishes in front of him were all kidneys!

The most important thing is that Jiang Zuo Wulang is really familiar with him, and he keeps making troubles.

"hiahia~"

"Come on, Brother Hao, eat this, the waist is so tender, make it up!"

"Eat this again, chopped pepper pork loin, tsk tsk, that's delicious!"

"The taste of potatoes soaks through the kidney, and it feels rolling on the tip of the tongue. Brother Hao, you must try it."

"..."

Hao's father and Hao's mother looked at Zuo Wu with satisfaction.

Even the pig butcher in Jinling took out the King Furong in his pocket, and frequently sent cigarettes to Jiangzuo Wulang.

Although it was the first time they met, it seemed that they had been friends for a long time and had a tacit understanding.

Mother Hao knew that Brother Shengqiang was broadcasting live, so she half-jokingly said:
"Haozi doesn't have a girlfriend yet. If you see a suitable one, please help introduce him. He is not young anymore."

"..."

A moment ago, the live broadcast room was still chatting about the "hardness" of their food, and at the same time teasing brother wolfberry for not being able to make up for it.

After Hao's mother said this, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"I me me me me!"

"Mom! Do you think I can do it? I am good at singing, dancing, Rap, and housework."

"Mom, can you stop being so stuck in terms of gender!"

"Hey, I'm Lolita."

"..."

　('-'*ゞGood night, book friends.

　　Go to bed early, there is a high probability that there will be another chapter tomorrow morning~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)