LOL: This man is too strong!
Chapter 177 The astringent wolfberry brother was wiped!
Chapter 177 The astringent wolfberry brother was wiped!
Because the live broadcast room has attracted a lot of female anchors with high traffic volume, and there are also many young ladies paying attention.
Suddenly, the whole atmosphere was completely different.
The friends are too concerned about this topic, after all, this is a major event related to Brother Hao's life.
There was a lot of discussion, and someone pointed out:
"Brother Hao is very imaginary now, not suitable for having a girlfriend, a paper man is fine."
Of course, some people objected immediately, and the old houses said: "When you are really involved, sometimes the paper figures are quite exhausting, haha, then you know everything."
Immediately someone shook his head and spoke precisely:
"You've only seen the superficial layer. The reason why Brother Hao is so strong is also related to Xu. He can maintain his current hand speed because he has trained the unicorn arm. Usually, he will naturally become Xu when he practices, but this kind of The emptiness also caused Brother Hao's hand speed to be terrifying during the game... This wave is called refining the emptiness to become stronger, and refining the emptiness to join the way. Brother Hao has been able to fight for so long, you don't think you have nothing, do you?"
Some even said: "Hehe, woman? That's just a burden, and it will affect the speed of Brother Hao's sword!"
Of course, there is also a different way of saying: "Brothers are narrow-minded, brother Hao had better have a woman he wants but can't get, then the 'Law of Enjing' can be triggered, this is the law of Li's becoming a god!"
"The upstairs is very wrong. The 'Law of Enjing' is not used in this way. It was used by Brother Li when he was playing RNG. Why is Brother Li so good at playing RNG? It is because R(ah)N(en)G( quiet)."
"Forcing it, right? Then I won't be sympathetic, and Yu Jian will cut you to pieces!"
……
Comments like this are normal. If there are more young ladies, they will naturally attract a lot of licking dogs and vulgar critics.
Starting from A, this group of people commented, and the scale of the discussion became larger and larger.
"Made, the super tube is here!"
"Don't be shy, everyone is like an old cat in heat, shit!"
"It's over, the house of the holy gun is going to be gone. You bastards, won't the scale be bigger?"
"Brother Wolfberry ate three kinds of big kidneys, I think I can change my name to Brother Kidneys in the future."
"From the dishes on this table, everyone can see that even Brother Hao's parents know that Brother Hao is very imaginary. This is not the most important thing. When the Snake players turn the dishes, they will accurately place the kidneys in different positions. Turning to Brother Hao, everyone should be able to understand the intention, this is not food, but human understanding."
"..."
After eating this wave of meals, the host and guest had a good time.
Dad Hao was very enthusiastic. He opened the small door of a room on the third floor and showed everyone a dazzling thing.
When the lights in the house came on, Chris closed the door habitually.
That's right, it was a butcher's knife wrapped in a red cloth.
"This knife was handed down by Grandpa Li Hao. I inherited it when I was in my 20s, but when I was 35, I re-sealed this knife here, waiting for the next successor to take over. It was originally intended to be passed on to the In Li Hao's hand, I just didn't expect that there was a fork in the middle."
Everyone knows what kind of fork came out.
Brother Hao went to the canyon instead of the slaughterhouse.
Everyone could hear that there was regret in Dad Hao's words.
Many people saw this pig-killing knife, and then imagined the scene of Brother Hao holding the knife to kill a pig. The contrast was too great.
Put down the key in your hand and pick up the butcher's knife.
Perhaps, a pig butcher with sharp sword skills will appear in Jinling more than ten years later.
However, the LPL league has lost its real dynasty cornerstone.
Gangzi asked curiously, "Uncle, Feng Dao at the age of 35, what do you say?"
Hao's father grinned and said, "This knife was passed down from my great-grandfather. It has killed countless pigs. It is a great weapon."
"If it is not a young and vigorous lad, it is not suitable for use."
"Of course, this is just a saying passed down by our family. It's not too scientific. Just listen to it as a story."
"You don't know much about this industry. You think that killing pigs is an ordinary slaughter, but it's not. To quote a word you said, it's called 'sense of ritual'."
"When killing is done with precision and grace, it's an artistic ritual, and a great, unrecognized work, but when you enjoy the situation, perhaps just for your own amusement, you can Meditate on the connotation of this unique skill and the heaviness that he has passed down."
"..."
Everyone was shocked, Brother Holy Gun's camera was aimed at Dad Hao who was currently standing in the C position.
This unshaven man suddenly had a lot of charm.
He was full of self-confidence, and spoke calmly and calmly. The Furong King held between his fingers was only half burned, and green smoke rose from his hands.
Between inhalation and exhalation, a brisk smoke ring was swallowed.
Yes, everyone felt a sense of professionalism.
Brother Hao faced the keyboard and mouse, and Dad Hao faced the butcher's knife.
One is to kill pigs, and the other is to kill 'people'.
At this moment, the faces of the two professions seemed to be overlapped.
Brother Hao's icy-cold machine inheritance is here.
"Meditate! Papa Hao also knows how to meditate! Meditation passed down from his ancestors! This is not random!"
"The "Meditation Sutra" appeared again. It was a big shock! This is definitely Li's unique knowledge!"
"Uncle, my surname is also Li. I will learn how to butcher pigs with you. Uncle, do you think it's okay?"
"Although I don't understand it, I don't understand it."
"..."
Everyone stayed in Li Hao's house for a while, and then left around two o'clock in the afternoon.
Although Li Hao said that there is no need to bring anything, these people still left boxes of gifts in the living room.
Li Hao didn't stay at home either, and left after talking to Hao's father and mother.
"I ate a lot of big kidney today, I don't know if it's helpful." Dad Hao muttered.
Hao's mother frowned: "I found out after I checked on the Internet. It turns out that the whole Internet knows that Haozi is fake."
"How will I find a girlfriend after this?"
"No wonder he likes paper figures, Lao Li, do you think I will have a chance to have a grandson in the future?"
"If there is really no other way, then you can only practice another trumpet while you are young."
"..."
After hearing Hao's mother whispering softly, Hao's father quietly exited the room.
You can't hurt innocent people about your son, right?
……
In the afternoon, everyone in Snake dressed up a bit, all wearing caps, keeping a low profile.
After playing around in Nanjing for a while, especially when I passed by Jiangning University City, I was recognized by many fans.
At around 4:[-], two young lady fans in small skirts stood beside Li Hao, one on the left and the other on the right.
When the fellow dog-licking boys were about to press the shutter, one of the more daring girls blatantly mopped Brother Hao, making the dog's mouth dry and heartbroken, but she still had to manage the smile on her face.
When the fragrant wind passed, Cuihua came up and handed over a pack of tissues thoughtfully.
"Brother Hao, wipe off the lip marks on your face."
"Pfft~" Lian Cuihua couldn't hold back a laugh, and he prevaricated again: "I understand that it's hard to break Brother Hao's Taoism, but it's not a bad thing for fans to be so enthusiastic."
Zuo Wu came up and patted Li Hao on the shoulder:
"There is no shame in dedicating oneself to art and profession."
……
On the other end, the young lady who just took a group photo was very excited after seeing the photo.
"Ah! Xiao Lin, why didn't you tell me about your sneak attack!"
"I just hugged it, you're too much for taking advantage of it!"
In the picture, a cute-looking girl with short hair raised her feet on tiptoe because of her hasty movements, and then kissed the man's face.
On that beautiful face in the prosperous age, there is no cool and cold color in the past, but the eyes are wide open, with a hint of trance and surprise, which is quite cute.
"Wow, Brother Wolfberry is so handsome! This photo is amazing!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooireboyfriend, look at him like this.
"..."
"Xiao Lin, don't be too greedy, you've already made a lot of money! Send it to 'Brother Hao', and let the people inside envy you!"
"Yes, send it right away!"
……
Baidu Tieba and Haoge Bar.
Level 13 bar friend 'Brother Hao's Lin Jiang' made a post.
[Accidentally ran into Brother Hao in Jiangning, Brother Hao who lives in the wild!Taking advantage of not paying attention to taking pictures, he sneaked up on Brother Hao. This Bolin sauce is very good at seizing opportunities, and Brother Hao who was gank did not rely on his position to avoid it~, hehe~! ]
[Seeing Brother Hao's dumbfounded expression, his little heart melts.Let Lin Jiang make a bold guess, this is Brother Hao's first time!Brother Hao should not be mentally prepared for the leap from two-dimensional to three-dimensional. ]
[Looks like Lin-chan is the one who succeeded earlier than Sister Electromagnetic Gun~]
[Although Brother Hao is very imaginary, Lin-chan really doesn't care, should Brother Hao think about it (shy). ]
[Brother Hao is not only gentle in reality, but even more handsome than in the camera. Even though he is wearing a peaked cap, I recognized him at a glance, woo woo, it would be great if Brother Hao were my boyfriend, stop dreaming, this There is no problem with the town building in the two pictures. ]
The first picture is a photo of brother Hao stealing a kiss and mopping up.
The second picture shows Brother Hao's face with lip prints.
……
In a short period of time, brother Hao, fry the pan!
"What? Brother Hao was gank by the jungler?!"
"Lin Jiang is so stingy, can you come to me next time?" This message was actually posted by the licking dog who followed the young lady with a trumpet. He said what he didn't dare to say in his heart, and he felt refreshed , Secretly stealing joy.
"Wow, Lin Jiang is also very beautiful, it's a pity, my wolfberry brother can't be hard~"
"I'm so envious, where is Brother Hao? I'm going to steal fish too!!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
"..."
It didn't take long for the comments that ignited the post to appear.
A wave of backstabs from Flandre!
That's right, Flandre is also a member of Brother Hao's club, and she often posts with rhythm. Since this person learned a little composition skills with Zuo Wu, he has been concentrating on two and being funny in one, and now he is even more sassy many.
Flandre first liked this post, and then commented below:
"It's true. I'm right next to Brother Hao, but you probably don't know what happened behind."
"Brother Hao said that this is the first time he has encountered such a situation since he was a child. I feel that Brother Hao is even a little nervous, and his previous calmness has disappeared. Tsk tsk, this wave of Lin sauce can be regarded as the last solo kill."
"Afterwards, I asked Brother Hao, how did you feel at that time?"
"Brother Hao said, I have some feelings, but it's hard to describe."
Flandre began to retouch, which made people think about it, and he repeated: "Later, Brother Hao said another word."
"Is this a girl's lipstick? It's quite fragrant."
Flandre then described a bunch of obscenities.
……
In an instant, Brother Hao, fry the pan!
Forum Fryer!
Snake official website fryer!
LCK Brother Li forum fryer!
……
At the night market in Jiangning, Li Hao saw Flandre giggling all the time, she was in a daze, looked at her phone, and burst out laughing, quite nonsensical.
"What's wrong with this product?"
Chris and Zuo Wu smiled, they were eating skewers and did not speak.
Cuihua said, "Brother Hao, the gun stabbed you in the back."
Li Hao didn't understand: "Backstab me?"
"When did he backstab me?"
Cuihua nodded truthfully and said: "It should have been a while, but I didn't realize it not long ago, because it has already appeared at the bottom of Snake's official website."
"Brother Hao, the gun is behind your back to make sex."
"Ok??"
The more Li Hao listened, the more confused he became. He took out his phone and scrolled to the bottom of Snake's official website.
A photo was clearly visible. After browsing the comments below that gave him a headache, he traced back to the source and quickly reached Brother Hao.
So, I saw a series of remarks made by Flandre.
Apparently, he was echoing what many netizens said.
Flandre: [Brother Hao has never been in love, not even a Midsummer Night's Dream like the factory manager. ]
Flandre: [We are all worrying about Brother Hao, he is perfect in every aspect, but he can't handle finding a partner. ]
Flandre: [Brother Hao prefers black and white, as well as delicate gray, sisters-in-law, please pay attention. ]
Flandre: [Brother Hao is a bit imaginary, no matter who gets Brother Hao, he must exercise restraint and be patient. ]
Flandre: [Brother Hao's favorite type?It's simple, you can't go wrong with Miss Pao's kind, if you dare to cosplay Miqin, Brother Hao dares to stare at you, our dormitory is full of figures of electromagnetic guns. ]
……
In an instant, the truth came out.
"Gun."
"Haha. Cough, brother Hao, I'm here, what's the matter?"
"Don't stay in a hotel tonight, stay with me at my house, as you have seen, my house is quite big, I will entertain you again."
"Brother Hao, this... this is not very good."
Li Hao smiled and said relaxedly:
"It's nothing bad, I'll show you something tonight."
"what?"
"It depends on how the butcher's knife is opened."
"..."
Flandre yelled: "Brother Hao, don't!!"
……
South Korea, SKT club.
Li Guapi heard the beeping of his phone just after typing a Rank.
At first glance, it turned out to be a picture sent by Stupid Chicken.
"Xiang Hyuk, you should have seen these photos."
"I heard that Li Gouqi has been taken down, you need to work harder."
"It's all Brother Li, Xianghe, we can't be short of goji berries."
However, what Brother Li sees at this moment is just a picture after it has been photoshopped.
After the Linjiang incident, some young ladies were too envious.
So, they manually photoshopped pictures, and photoshopped themselves next to Brother Gouqi.
Among them, there is no shortage of P-picture masters, and there is also no shortage of licking dogs behind them to help out.
What Brother Li got at this time turned out to be a wedding photo!
Brother Li, who has been playing Rank all the time, doesn't understand what's behind this at all, plus it was sent by a stupid chicken, Li Guapi immediately thought it was true.
married?
Wedding photos are taken?
Isn't he single like me?
For a moment, Guapi felt that the world was full of deception.
Especially, this happened to someone he cared about very much.
This made the Great Demon King think of Enjing's attitude towards him.
Wolfberry has entered the final step, but what about myself?
Confused
Oh, it's true
Brother Li opened the cabinet and brought up a bottle of shochu from Stupid Chicken.
'Toot~'!
The bottle cap was lifted, and then the cup turned upside down on the coffee table.
'Boom boom~'
After a burst of water, hops flooded the glass.
"ton ton ton"
Li Guapi never dreamed that these shochu would be used so quickly.
……
The devil was worried, and the strong wine entered his throat again.
One mouthful burns the heart, and the other burns the viscera.
ton ton ton.
Halla Mountain, Halla Mountain, use your thickness and heat to burn your sorrows like fireworks!
ton ton ton.
……
……
"Brazil is located in the eastern part of South America, spanning from 35 degrees west longitude to 74 degrees west longitude, and from 5 degrees north latitude to 35 degrees south latitude."
"The atmosphere over there is very special. Most of Brazil is in the tropics. The northern part has a tropical rainforest climate, the central part has a savannah climate, and parts of the southern part have a subtropical monsoon humid climate. The average temperature is 25-28°C.”
"Our first battle was in Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo is located in the south of Brazil. The terrain is relatively high and the climate is mild, but the temperature difference between day and night is relatively large. It is always right for everyone to bring more clothes."
"Don't catch a cold and have a fever at that time, which will affect your state, then it will be bad."
Zuo Wu kept urging.
On May 5, before leaving for Brazil, Team Snake was making final preparations.
……
('-'*ゞ
(End of this chapter)
Because the live broadcast room has attracted a lot of female anchors with high traffic volume, and there are also many young ladies paying attention.
Suddenly, the whole atmosphere was completely different.
The friends are too concerned about this topic, after all, this is a major event related to Brother Hao's life.
There was a lot of discussion, and someone pointed out:
"Brother Hao is very imaginary now, not suitable for having a girlfriend, a paper man is fine."
Of course, some people objected immediately, and the old houses said: "When you are really involved, sometimes the paper figures are quite exhausting, haha, then you know everything."
Immediately someone shook his head and spoke precisely:
"You've only seen the superficial layer. The reason why Brother Hao is so strong is also related to Xu. He can maintain his current hand speed because he has trained the unicorn arm. Usually, he will naturally become Xu when he practices, but this kind of The emptiness also caused Brother Hao's hand speed to be terrifying during the game... This wave is called refining the emptiness to become stronger, and refining the emptiness to join the way. Brother Hao has been able to fight for so long, you don't think you have nothing, do you?"
Some even said: "Hehe, woman? That's just a burden, and it will affect the speed of Brother Hao's sword!"
Of course, there is also a different way of saying: "Brothers are narrow-minded, brother Hao had better have a woman he wants but can't get, then the 'Law of Enjing' can be triggered, this is the law of Li's becoming a god!"
"The upstairs is very wrong. The 'Law of Enjing' is not used in this way. It was used by Brother Li when he was playing RNG. Why is Brother Li so good at playing RNG? It is because R(ah)N(en)G( quiet)."
"Forcing it, right? Then I won't be sympathetic, and Yu Jian will cut you to pieces!"
……
Comments like this are normal. If there are more young ladies, they will naturally attract a lot of licking dogs and vulgar critics.
Starting from A, this group of people commented, and the scale of the discussion became larger and larger.
"Made, the super tube is here!"
"Don't be shy, everyone is like an old cat in heat, shit!"
"It's over, the house of the holy gun is going to be gone. You bastards, won't the scale be bigger?"
"Brother Wolfberry ate three kinds of big kidneys, I think I can change my name to Brother Kidneys in the future."
"From the dishes on this table, everyone can see that even Brother Hao's parents know that Brother Hao is very imaginary. This is not the most important thing. When the Snake players turn the dishes, they will accurately place the kidneys in different positions. Turning to Brother Hao, everyone should be able to understand the intention, this is not food, but human understanding."
"..."
After eating this wave of meals, the host and guest had a good time.
Dad Hao was very enthusiastic. He opened the small door of a room on the third floor and showed everyone a dazzling thing.
When the lights in the house came on, Chris closed the door habitually.
That's right, it was a butcher's knife wrapped in a red cloth.
"This knife was handed down by Grandpa Li Hao. I inherited it when I was in my 20s, but when I was 35, I re-sealed this knife here, waiting for the next successor to take over. It was originally intended to be passed on to the In Li Hao's hand, I just didn't expect that there was a fork in the middle."
Everyone knows what kind of fork came out.
Brother Hao went to the canyon instead of the slaughterhouse.
Everyone could hear that there was regret in Dad Hao's words.
Many people saw this pig-killing knife, and then imagined the scene of Brother Hao holding the knife to kill a pig. The contrast was too great.
Put down the key in your hand and pick up the butcher's knife.
Perhaps, a pig butcher with sharp sword skills will appear in Jinling more than ten years later.
However, the LPL league has lost its real dynasty cornerstone.
Gangzi asked curiously, "Uncle, Feng Dao at the age of 35, what do you say?"
Hao's father grinned and said, "This knife was passed down from my great-grandfather. It has killed countless pigs. It is a great weapon."
"If it is not a young and vigorous lad, it is not suitable for use."
"Of course, this is just a saying passed down by our family. It's not too scientific. Just listen to it as a story."
"You don't know much about this industry. You think that killing pigs is an ordinary slaughter, but it's not. To quote a word you said, it's called 'sense of ritual'."
"When killing is done with precision and grace, it's an artistic ritual, and a great, unrecognized work, but when you enjoy the situation, perhaps just for your own amusement, you can Meditate on the connotation of this unique skill and the heaviness that he has passed down."
"..."
Everyone was shocked, Brother Holy Gun's camera was aimed at Dad Hao who was currently standing in the C position.
This unshaven man suddenly had a lot of charm.
He was full of self-confidence, and spoke calmly and calmly. The Furong King held between his fingers was only half burned, and green smoke rose from his hands.
Between inhalation and exhalation, a brisk smoke ring was swallowed.
Yes, everyone felt a sense of professionalism.
Brother Hao faced the keyboard and mouse, and Dad Hao faced the butcher's knife.
One is to kill pigs, and the other is to kill 'people'.
At this moment, the faces of the two professions seemed to be overlapped.
Brother Hao's icy-cold machine inheritance is here.
"Meditate! Papa Hao also knows how to meditate! Meditation passed down from his ancestors! This is not random!"
"The "Meditation Sutra" appeared again. It was a big shock! This is definitely Li's unique knowledge!"
"Uncle, my surname is also Li. I will learn how to butcher pigs with you. Uncle, do you think it's okay?"
"Although I don't understand it, I don't understand it."
"..."
Everyone stayed in Li Hao's house for a while, and then left around two o'clock in the afternoon.
Although Li Hao said that there is no need to bring anything, these people still left boxes of gifts in the living room.
Li Hao didn't stay at home either, and left after talking to Hao's father and mother.
"I ate a lot of big kidney today, I don't know if it's helpful." Dad Hao muttered.
Hao's mother frowned: "I found out after I checked on the Internet. It turns out that the whole Internet knows that Haozi is fake."
"How will I find a girlfriend after this?"
"No wonder he likes paper figures, Lao Li, do you think I will have a chance to have a grandson in the future?"
"If there is really no other way, then you can only practice another trumpet while you are young."
"..."
After hearing Hao's mother whispering softly, Hao's father quietly exited the room.
You can't hurt innocent people about your son, right?
……
In the afternoon, everyone in Snake dressed up a bit, all wearing caps, keeping a low profile.
After playing around in Nanjing for a while, especially when I passed by Jiangning University City, I was recognized by many fans.
At around 4:[-], two young lady fans in small skirts stood beside Li Hao, one on the left and the other on the right.
When the fellow dog-licking boys were about to press the shutter, one of the more daring girls blatantly mopped Brother Hao, making the dog's mouth dry and heartbroken, but she still had to manage the smile on her face.
When the fragrant wind passed, Cuihua came up and handed over a pack of tissues thoughtfully.
"Brother Hao, wipe off the lip marks on your face."
"Pfft~" Lian Cuihua couldn't hold back a laugh, and he prevaricated again: "I understand that it's hard to break Brother Hao's Taoism, but it's not a bad thing for fans to be so enthusiastic."
Zuo Wu came up and patted Li Hao on the shoulder:
"There is no shame in dedicating oneself to art and profession."
……
On the other end, the young lady who just took a group photo was very excited after seeing the photo.
"Ah! Xiao Lin, why didn't you tell me about your sneak attack!"
"I just hugged it, you're too much for taking advantage of it!"
In the picture, a cute-looking girl with short hair raised her feet on tiptoe because of her hasty movements, and then kissed the man's face.
On that beautiful face in the prosperous age, there is no cool and cold color in the past, but the eyes are wide open, with a hint of trance and surprise, which is quite cute.
"Wow, Brother Wolfberry is so handsome! This photo is amazing!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooireboyfriend, look at him like this.
"..."
"Xiao Lin, don't be too greedy, you've already made a lot of money! Send it to 'Brother Hao', and let the people inside envy you!"
"Yes, send it right away!"
……
Baidu Tieba and Haoge Bar.
Level 13 bar friend 'Brother Hao's Lin Jiang' made a post.
[Accidentally ran into Brother Hao in Jiangning, Brother Hao who lives in the wild!Taking advantage of not paying attention to taking pictures, he sneaked up on Brother Hao. This Bolin sauce is very good at seizing opportunities, and Brother Hao who was gank did not rely on his position to avoid it~, hehe~! ]
[Seeing Brother Hao's dumbfounded expression, his little heart melts.Let Lin Jiang make a bold guess, this is Brother Hao's first time!Brother Hao should not be mentally prepared for the leap from two-dimensional to three-dimensional. ]
[Looks like Lin-chan is the one who succeeded earlier than Sister Electromagnetic Gun~]
[Although Brother Hao is very imaginary, Lin-chan really doesn't care, should Brother Hao think about it (shy). ]
[Brother Hao is not only gentle in reality, but even more handsome than in the camera. Even though he is wearing a peaked cap, I recognized him at a glance, woo woo, it would be great if Brother Hao were my boyfriend, stop dreaming, this There is no problem with the town building in the two pictures. ]
The first picture is a photo of brother Hao stealing a kiss and mopping up.
The second picture shows Brother Hao's face with lip prints.
……
In a short period of time, brother Hao, fry the pan!
"What? Brother Hao was gank by the jungler?!"
"Lin Jiang is so stingy, can you come to me next time?" This message was actually posted by the licking dog who followed the young lady with a trumpet. He said what he didn't dare to say in his heart, and he felt refreshed , Secretly stealing joy.
"Wow, Lin Jiang is also very beautiful, it's a pity, my wolfberry brother can't be hard~"
"I'm so envious, where is Brother Hao? I'm going to steal fish too!!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
"..."
It didn't take long for the comments that ignited the post to appear.
A wave of backstabs from Flandre!
That's right, Flandre is also a member of Brother Hao's club, and she often posts with rhythm. Since this person learned a little composition skills with Zuo Wu, he has been concentrating on two and being funny in one, and now he is even more sassy many.
Flandre first liked this post, and then commented below:
"It's true. I'm right next to Brother Hao, but you probably don't know what happened behind."
"Brother Hao said that this is the first time he has encountered such a situation since he was a child. I feel that Brother Hao is even a little nervous, and his previous calmness has disappeared. Tsk tsk, this wave of Lin sauce can be regarded as the last solo kill."
"Afterwards, I asked Brother Hao, how did you feel at that time?"
"Brother Hao said, I have some feelings, but it's hard to describe."
Flandre began to retouch, which made people think about it, and he repeated: "Later, Brother Hao said another word."
"Is this a girl's lipstick? It's quite fragrant."
Flandre then described a bunch of obscenities.
……
In an instant, Brother Hao, fry the pan!
Forum Fryer!
Snake official website fryer!
LCK Brother Li forum fryer!
……
At the night market in Jiangning, Li Hao saw Flandre giggling all the time, she was in a daze, looked at her phone, and burst out laughing, quite nonsensical.
"What's wrong with this product?"
Chris and Zuo Wu smiled, they were eating skewers and did not speak.
Cuihua said, "Brother Hao, the gun stabbed you in the back."
Li Hao didn't understand: "Backstab me?"
"When did he backstab me?"
Cuihua nodded truthfully and said: "It should have been a while, but I didn't realize it not long ago, because it has already appeared at the bottom of Snake's official website."
"Brother Hao, the gun is behind your back to make sex."
"Ok??"
The more Li Hao listened, the more confused he became. He took out his phone and scrolled to the bottom of Snake's official website.
A photo was clearly visible. After browsing the comments below that gave him a headache, he traced back to the source and quickly reached Brother Hao.
So, I saw a series of remarks made by Flandre.
Apparently, he was echoing what many netizens said.
Flandre: [Brother Hao has never been in love, not even a Midsummer Night's Dream like the factory manager. ]
Flandre: [We are all worrying about Brother Hao, he is perfect in every aspect, but he can't handle finding a partner. ]
Flandre: [Brother Hao prefers black and white, as well as delicate gray, sisters-in-law, please pay attention. ]
Flandre: [Brother Hao is a bit imaginary, no matter who gets Brother Hao, he must exercise restraint and be patient. ]
Flandre: [Brother Hao's favorite type?It's simple, you can't go wrong with Miss Pao's kind, if you dare to cosplay Miqin, Brother Hao dares to stare at you, our dormitory is full of figures of electromagnetic guns. ]
……
In an instant, the truth came out.
"Gun."
"Haha. Cough, brother Hao, I'm here, what's the matter?"
"Don't stay in a hotel tonight, stay with me at my house, as you have seen, my house is quite big, I will entertain you again."
"Brother Hao, this... this is not very good."
Li Hao smiled and said relaxedly:
"It's nothing bad, I'll show you something tonight."
"what?"
"It depends on how the butcher's knife is opened."
"..."
Flandre yelled: "Brother Hao, don't!!"
……
South Korea, SKT club.
Li Guapi heard the beeping of his phone just after typing a Rank.
At first glance, it turned out to be a picture sent by Stupid Chicken.
"Xiang Hyuk, you should have seen these photos."
"I heard that Li Gouqi has been taken down, you need to work harder."
"It's all Brother Li, Xianghe, we can't be short of goji berries."
However, what Brother Li sees at this moment is just a picture after it has been photoshopped.
After the Linjiang incident, some young ladies were too envious.
So, they manually photoshopped pictures, and photoshopped themselves next to Brother Gouqi.
Among them, there is no shortage of P-picture masters, and there is also no shortage of licking dogs behind them to help out.
What Brother Li got at this time turned out to be a wedding photo!
Brother Li, who has been playing Rank all the time, doesn't understand what's behind this at all, plus it was sent by a stupid chicken, Li Guapi immediately thought it was true.
married?
Wedding photos are taken?
Isn't he single like me?
For a moment, Guapi felt that the world was full of deception.
Especially, this happened to someone he cared about very much.
This made the Great Demon King think of Enjing's attitude towards him.
Wolfberry has entered the final step, but what about myself?
Confused
Oh, it's true
Brother Li opened the cabinet and brought up a bottle of shochu from Stupid Chicken.
'Toot~'!
The bottle cap was lifted, and then the cup turned upside down on the coffee table.
'Boom boom~'
After a burst of water, hops flooded the glass.
"ton ton ton"
Li Guapi never dreamed that these shochu would be used so quickly.
……
The devil was worried, and the strong wine entered his throat again.
One mouthful burns the heart, and the other burns the viscera.
ton ton ton.
Halla Mountain, Halla Mountain, use your thickness and heat to burn your sorrows like fireworks!
ton ton ton.
……
……
"Brazil is located in the eastern part of South America, spanning from 35 degrees west longitude to 74 degrees west longitude, and from 5 degrees north latitude to 35 degrees south latitude."
"The atmosphere over there is very special. Most of Brazil is in the tropics. The northern part has a tropical rainforest climate, the central part has a savannah climate, and parts of the southern part have a subtropical monsoon humid climate. The average temperature is 25-28°C.”
"Our first battle was in Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo is located in the south of Brazil. The terrain is relatively high and the climate is mild, but the temperature difference between day and night is relatively large. It is always right for everyone to bring more clothes."
"Don't catch a cold and have a fever at that time, which will affect your state, then it will be bad."
Zuo Wu kept urging.
On May 5, before leaving for Brazil, Team Snake was making final preparations.
……
('-'*ゞ
(End of this chapter)
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