Daming Taoist Medicine
Chapter 76 Chapter 76 Not What You Think
Chapter 76 No.70 Six Is Not What You Think
Historical experience tells us, whether you believe it or not, don't argue with Yang Fan, otherwise...may, maybe, probably kill you.
Anyway, Jiang Ningzi spat out a mouthful of old blood angrily, pointed at Yang Fan tremblingly and began to curse.
Yang Fan turned a deaf ear to him, bullied him, grabbed the man's hair, and slapped him a few times with his backhand.
"Let you have no quality, I will let you have no quality! Watch how I slap you, you son of a bitch."
Seeing Jiang Ningzi's weak look, Yang Fan said flatly: "Son! Are you convinced? Do you still dare to curse?" Well, he seems to have forgotten that he was still scolding the son of a turtle just a second ago.
Jiang Ningzi lowered his hands, bowed his head, and suddenly took out a dagger from the inside of his thigh.
This dagger is called the Butterfly Knife. It is as wide as two fingers and as long as a palm.It is usually tied to the thigh, and the dagger will unfold when the mechanism is triggered at a critical moment, which is where the butterfly knife's reputation comes from.
To talk about why they didn't use it at first, because Poison Valley disciples specialize in poisons and basically don't practice weapons. This kind of dagger is specially made for self-criticism and extorting confessions from the enemy.Unless it is absolutely necessary, Poison Valley disciples will not rashly let out the things at the bottom of the box.
Let's talk about Jiang Ningzi again, what sense does he have at this time?Frustrated and angry, he stabbed Yang Fan viciously no matter where he could get stabbed.
Yang Fan grabbed Jiang Ningzi's arm, bent his elbow, pulled his hand, and thrust the dagger into Jiang Ningzi's chest.
"Ah..." Jiang Ningzi cried out in pain, "I want you to die!"
Hearing such sloppy words, Yang Fan kicked up, and Jiang Ningzi was kicked on the ground, gasping for breath.
With a hint of cruelty coming out of his eyes, Jiang Ningzi kicked the toad with a blow, crawled and slid, and stabbed Yang Fan's instep one after another.Yang Fan raised his feet high, opened his crotch wide, and used the crab figure of eight; raised left and right, retreated step by step, every step was startling.
Jiang Ningzi's sword was too heavy, and he got stuck in the crevice of the stone. Yang Fan seized the gap and kicked him under the jaw. The butterfly knife pierced the ground, and Jiang Ningzi flew out and fell to the ground.
Jiang Ningzi muttered to himself, "Why? Why? Why wasn't he poisoned? Why wasn't he poisoned?"
Yang Fan laughed and said: "Your Poison Valley's "Poison Classic" is to refine poison into the body, and the exercises I practice are evolved from more than a dozen kinds of celestial exercises, and these dozen kinds of exercises are developed by you. Poison Valley's "Poison Classic". That is to say, my body training method is the same as yours. What do you think your poison can do to me? For your ordinary poisons, I can automatically be immune to filtering. Gumen people are no different, so when I say I don’t take you seriously, I’m not bragging, it’s the truth.”
Jiang Ningzi lost his mind and said: "So that's the way it is, that's the way it is. The old Taoist said that I committed a murder this year, so I didn't just talk about it. I shouldn't poison him to death." He knelt on the ground with his hands scratching his hair, murmured in annoyance look.
Yang Fan walked forward, concerned: "Aren't you crazy? Don't be like this if you can't beat it. At worst, if I let you go, won't you be fine?"
Jiang Ningzi raised his head suddenly, waved his big hand, and a gray-black streak flew out of his hand, and Jiang Ningzi's scorpion landed on Yang Fan's lower abdomen without any mistakes.
A piercing pain came from the lower abdomen, Yang Fan hastily pulled off his clothes and belt, and a thumb-sized mark appeared under his navel, neither bleeding nor bloated.
Yang Fan was top-heavy and muddled, as if he was "drunk".
Yes, you heard that right, "drunk".
We all know that people who like to eat meat will get "drunk" and vomit if they eat too much at once; we also know that people who like to drink will get drunk if they drink too much at once; If the oxygen content is high, it will also be "drunk oxygen".
At this time, Yang Fan was able to resist the poison, but he ingested too much toxin at once, so he became "drunk", not fatal, but dizzy. (This is the reason why you usually feel sleepy after taking injections and taking medicine.)
Yang Fan was dizzy and staggered, as if he had drunk more than a dozen glasses of wine.
Jiang Ningzi laughed ferociously, and said, "Boy, you are still too young, you should die now." As he said, he bent his palms into claws, and grabbed Yang Fan's neck.
Yang Fan shook his head and looked closely.He waved his hands indiscriminately and kicked out.
Jiang Ningzi's poisonous scorpion is carefully raised by him, and even its food is highly poisonous. Its toxicity is so strong that a super expert can tell the clues when he dies after a few breaths.Seeing Yang Fan being bitten, he just thought that the poison in his body was done, how could he have thought that Yang Fan would have the strength to fight back, let alone such strength.
Normally, this soft slap would not be good for Jiang Ningzi, but at this time Jiang Ningzi was very weak and in a very bad state, and flew out after being kicked...
The butterfly knife was stuck in the crevice of the stone, the cold air was overwhelming, the knife was shining, suddenly a black shadow flew upside down, fell on it, and the blade was missing.
Butterfly knife is really wronged. After all, who wants to stick such a good knife into the crotch?
"Ahhh!"
Jiang Ningzi raised his head to the sky and screamed, his voice piercing through the sky.The voice echoed in the mountains and forests, with endless pain and sorrow.
Cheng Song at the foot of the mountain said with a smile: "It's almost there, brother-in-law is worth two."
Jiang Ningzi's mouth overflowed with blood, which lasted for a long time, leaving a mess on his clothes and trousers.
Yang Fan didn't know why Jiang Ningzi was yelling, so he looked intently and saw Jiang Ningzi sitting on the ground with his hands grasping, stretching, and scratching toward the sky, like a drowning man seeking a straw for life.
Yang Fan said seriously: "Actually, I don't want to kill you, because it's too much trouble to offend you Poison Valley, and I don't have the energy to be on guard against a group of poisonous snakes all the time, so let's make peace with each other." He pulled Jiang Ningzi up.
Jiang Ningzi: "Ahhh..." He held on to Yang Fan tightly.
Yang Fan couldn't break free for a while, so he let him grab it, but he didn't know why Jiang Ningzi knelt in front of Yang Fan, with his butt facing the sky.
Yang Fan was dizzy, and looked down at Jiang Ningzi again, so he didn't notice that there was a delicate dagger stuck in Jiang Ningzi's facing sun.
Yang Fan pulled Jiang Ningzi up and said, "Don't be like this, there's no need to be so moved that you kneel down."
Jiang Ningzi raised his head with difficulty, looked at Yang Fan ferociously, and said nothing.
Yang Fan approached.
Jiang Ningzi suddenly spat at Yang Fan, but his strength was too weak to insult Yang Fan. Instead, he spit out his mouth frivolously, hung on his chin longingly, pulled out a red thread, and finally landed on the ground.
A scorpion crawled slowly.
Yang Fan yelled: "Poisonous scorpion! Be careful!" Then he stepped on it.
Jiang Ningzi said hoarsely: "No! My baby!"
Frightened, Yang Fan shook his head and took a few steps back.It was only then that I noticed Jiang Ningzi's appearance at this time, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you? Did you insert it like this?"
Jiang Ningzi held the poisonous scorpion in both hands, and covered his head gently, as if devoutly worshiping.
The sun shines on Jiang Ningzi, this villain who makes people shy away, gave the only kindness in his heart to Xiezi.
Cheng Song, Cheng Qing, Bian Dan, Qi Fan and Cheng Jinmen's gang looked at Yang Fan, then at the unconventional Poison Valley disciple; at the dagger, then at Yang Fan's baggy waistband; He looked at the pus and blood under his navel, and then at the dead kneeling posture of Poison Valley disciple.
All the men took a small step back, except Cheng Qing and Qi Fan.
Cheng Qing's face turned red all of a sudden, ashamed for someone.
Qi Fan's face was also red, but he didn't know why.
At this time, Yang Fan hadn't fully recovered from the "drunk" state, pulled his belt, and shouted to the crowd: "Where's Bian Dan? Where's my brother? Let him see me, I'm poisoned, It's very itchy."
Everyone was in an uproar, whispering one after another for a while.
"No wonder the heart-piercing voices of Poison Valley disciples came from the foot of the mountain just now."
"I knew it was tricky, it was a baby, and it was unnecessary."
"Now I know why the third family respects the second family so much. It turns out that they are all masters of rabbits. Oh no, our second family is not a master of rabbits. Our second family is male and female."
"Do you think anything happened between the second master and the third master? I heard that once the eldest lady arrested the second master from the third master's room."
"There is really no one else, since the disciple of Poison Valley who everyone talked about turned pale, he was killed by the second master."
……
Cheng Qing's face turned livid, and the cloudy weather turned cloudy.
Qi Fan is also very colorful, red, white, blue...
Bian Dan twitched and said, "Can't you keep your voice down?"
At this time, Yang Fan looked down on him, couldn't hear clearly, and staggered towards the crowd, his bones softened and fell on Qi Fan's shoulders.
Cheng Qing's complexion turned even worse, turning cloudy and stormy.
Yang Fan said: "Gather up the property and record it in the account, and bury the corpse to prevent the plague. Remember to look for my iron shoes, the inner alchemy on Ye Gonggong, and the soft hedgehog on Jiang Ningzi. I can't do it anymore, I..." As he spoke, he fell down and passed out.
Everyone panicked.
Bian Dan took his pulse, took a look at the waistband, and said clearly: "It's not what you think, the second master was really poisoned, and was bitten by the poisonous scorpion right under the navel."
Everyone: "Oh oh oh!"
"We knew, we didn't think much of it."
"That's right, we don't know what kind of person the second leader is?"
But I thought in my heart: "What happened? How could the bite be so sensitive? Even if there is such a thing, we can't say it, even if we say it, we can't say it in person."
Poison Valley disciples were killed, and Gui Yemen was destroyed. Generally speaking, the joy still overshadowed the gossip.
Everyone acted according to the word, in good order.
In Cheng Qing's boudoir, Yang Fan is sleeping with his eyes closed and his breasts exposed.
Everyone looked at Bian Dan, waiting for his next words.
Bian Dan said: "It's okay, the poison in the body is gradually reducing. His current condition is like drunk, dizzy, and his facial features are hazy. I guess, when the poison is neutralized, he will wake up. I will also wake up." Give him some medicine so he can wake up early."
Cheng Song smiled and said, "That's good, that's good."
Cheng Qing said nothing.
Qi Fan blushed.
Cheng Song suddenly asked Qi Fan, "How's the harvest?"
Qi Fan said: "Fifty thousand catties of grain, 96 taels of money, five boxes of various treasures, and eight hundred pairs of weapons."
Everyone's faces turned rosy all of a sudden, isn't that what people said about "Cai"?
(End of this chapter)
Historical experience tells us, whether you believe it or not, don't argue with Yang Fan, otherwise...may, maybe, probably kill you.
Anyway, Jiang Ningzi spat out a mouthful of old blood angrily, pointed at Yang Fan tremblingly and began to curse.
Yang Fan turned a deaf ear to him, bullied him, grabbed the man's hair, and slapped him a few times with his backhand.
"Let you have no quality, I will let you have no quality! Watch how I slap you, you son of a bitch."
Seeing Jiang Ningzi's weak look, Yang Fan said flatly: "Son! Are you convinced? Do you still dare to curse?" Well, he seems to have forgotten that he was still scolding the son of a turtle just a second ago.
Jiang Ningzi lowered his hands, bowed his head, and suddenly took out a dagger from the inside of his thigh.
This dagger is called the Butterfly Knife. It is as wide as two fingers and as long as a palm.It is usually tied to the thigh, and the dagger will unfold when the mechanism is triggered at a critical moment, which is where the butterfly knife's reputation comes from.
To talk about why they didn't use it at first, because Poison Valley disciples specialize in poisons and basically don't practice weapons. This kind of dagger is specially made for self-criticism and extorting confessions from the enemy.Unless it is absolutely necessary, Poison Valley disciples will not rashly let out the things at the bottom of the box.
Let's talk about Jiang Ningzi again, what sense does he have at this time?Frustrated and angry, he stabbed Yang Fan viciously no matter where he could get stabbed.
Yang Fan grabbed Jiang Ningzi's arm, bent his elbow, pulled his hand, and thrust the dagger into Jiang Ningzi's chest.
"Ah..." Jiang Ningzi cried out in pain, "I want you to die!"
Hearing such sloppy words, Yang Fan kicked up, and Jiang Ningzi was kicked on the ground, gasping for breath.
With a hint of cruelty coming out of his eyes, Jiang Ningzi kicked the toad with a blow, crawled and slid, and stabbed Yang Fan's instep one after another.Yang Fan raised his feet high, opened his crotch wide, and used the crab figure of eight; raised left and right, retreated step by step, every step was startling.
Jiang Ningzi's sword was too heavy, and he got stuck in the crevice of the stone. Yang Fan seized the gap and kicked him under the jaw. The butterfly knife pierced the ground, and Jiang Ningzi flew out and fell to the ground.
Jiang Ningzi muttered to himself, "Why? Why? Why wasn't he poisoned? Why wasn't he poisoned?"
Yang Fan laughed and said: "Your Poison Valley's "Poison Classic" is to refine poison into the body, and the exercises I practice are evolved from more than a dozen kinds of celestial exercises, and these dozen kinds of exercises are developed by you. Poison Valley's "Poison Classic". That is to say, my body training method is the same as yours. What do you think your poison can do to me? For your ordinary poisons, I can automatically be immune to filtering. Gumen people are no different, so when I say I don’t take you seriously, I’m not bragging, it’s the truth.”
Jiang Ningzi lost his mind and said: "So that's the way it is, that's the way it is. The old Taoist said that I committed a murder this year, so I didn't just talk about it. I shouldn't poison him to death." He knelt on the ground with his hands scratching his hair, murmured in annoyance look.
Yang Fan walked forward, concerned: "Aren't you crazy? Don't be like this if you can't beat it. At worst, if I let you go, won't you be fine?"
Jiang Ningzi raised his head suddenly, waved his big hand, and a gray-black streak flew out of his hand, and Jiang Ningzi's scorpion landed on Yang Fan's lower abdomen without any mistakes.
A piercing pain came from the lower abdomen, Yang Fan hastily pulled off his clothes and belt, and a thumb-sized mark appeared under his navel, neither bleeding nor bloated.
Yang Fan was top-heavy and muddled, as if he was "drunk".
Yes, you heard that right, "drunk".
We all know that people who like to eat meat will get "drunk" and vomit if they eat too much at once; we also know that people who like to drink will get drunk if they drink too much at once; If the oxygen content is high, it will also be "drunk oxygen".
At this time, Yang Fan was able to resist the poison, but he ingested too much toxin at once, so he became "drunk", not fatal, but dizzy. (This is the reason why you usually feel sleepy after taking injections and taking medicine.)
Yang Fan was dizzy and staggered, as if he had drunk more than a dozen glasses of wine.
Jiang Ningzi laughed ferociously, and said, "Boy, you are still too young, you should die now." As he said, he bent his palms into claws, and grabbed Yang Fan's neck.
Yang Fan shook his head and looked closely.He waved his hands indiscriminately and kicked out.
Jiang Ningzi's poisonous scorpion is carefully raised by him, and even its food is highly poisonous. Its toxicity is so strong that a super expert can tell the clues when he dies after a few breaths.Seeing Yang Fan being bitten, he just thought that the poison in his body was done, how could he have thought that Yang Fan would have the strength to fight back, let alone such strength.
Normally, this soft slap would not be good for Jiang Ningzi, but at this time Jiang Ningzi was very weak and in a very bad state, and flew out after being kicked...
The butterfly knife was stuck in the crevice of the stone, the cold air was overwhelming, the knife was shining, suddenly a black shadow flew upside down, fell on it, and the blade was missing.
Butterfly knife is really wronged. After all, who wants to stick such a good knife into the crotch?
"Ahhh!"
Jiang Ningzi raised his head to the sky and screamed, his voice piercing through the sky.The voice echoed in the mountains and forests, with endless pain and sorrow.
Cheng Song at the foot of the mountain said with a smile: "It's almost there, brother-in-law is worth two."
Jiang Ningzi's mouth overflowed with blood, which lasted for a long time, leaving a mess on his clothes and trousers.
Yang Fan didn't know why Jiang Ningzi was yelling, so he looked intently and saw Jiang Ningzi sitting on the ground with his hands grasping, stretching, and scratching toward the sky, like a drowning man seeking a straw for life.
Yang Fan said seriously: "Actually, I don't want to kill you, because it's too much trouble to offend you Poison Valley, and I don't have the energy to be on guard against a group of poisonous snakes all the time, so let's make peace with each other." He pulled Jiang Ningzi up.
Jiang Ningzi: "Ahhh..." He held on to Yang Fan tightly.
Yang Fan couldn't break free for a while, so he let him grab it, but he didn't know why Jiang Ningzi knelt in front of Yang Fan, with his butt facing the sky.
Yang Fan was dizzy, and looked down at Jiang Ningzi again, so he didn't notice that there was a delicate dagger stuck in Jiang Ningzi's facing sun.
Yang Fan pulled Jiang Ningzi up and said, "Don't be like this, there's no need to be so moved that you kneel down."
Jiang Ningzi raised his head with difficulty, looked at Yang Fan ferociously, and said nothing.
Yang Fan approached.
Jiang Ningzi suddenly spat at Yang Fan, but his strength was too weak to insult Yang Fan. Instead, he spit out his mouth frivolously, hung on his chin longingly, pulled out a red thread, and finally landed on the ground.
A scorpion crawled slowly.
Yang Fan yelled: "Poisonous scorpion! Be careful!" Then he stepped on it.
Jiang Ningzi said hoarsely: "No! My baby!"
Frightened, Yang Fan shook his head and took a few steps back.It was only then that I noticed Jiang Ningzi's appearance at this time, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you? Did you insert it like this?"
Jiang Ningzi held the poisonous scorpion in both hands, and covered his head gently, as if devoutly worshiping.
The sun shines on Jiang Ningzi, this villain who makes people shy away, gave the only kindness in his heart to Xiezi.
Cheng Song, Cheng Qing, Bian Dan, Qi Fan and Cheng Jinmen's gang looked at Yang Fan, then at the unconventional Poison Valley disciple; at the dagger, then at Yang Fan's baggy waistband; He looked at the pus and blood under his navel, and then at the dead kneeling posture of Poison Valley disciple.
All the men took a small step back, except Cheng Qing and Qi Fan.
Cheng Qing's face turned red all of a sudden, ashamed for someone.
Qi Fan's face was also red, but he didn't know why.
At this time, Yang Fan hadn't fully recovered from the "drunk" state, pulled his belt, and shouted to the crowd: "Where's Bian Dan? Where's my brother? Let him see me, I'm poisoned, It's very itchy."
Everyone was in an uproar, whispering one after another for a while.
"No wonder the heart-piercing voices of Poison Valley disciples came from the foot of the mountain just now."
"I knew it was tricky, it was a baby, and it was unnecessary."
"Now I know why the third family respects the second family so much. It turns out that they are all masters of rabbits. Oh no, our second family is not a master of rabbits. Our second family is male and female."
"Do you think anything happened between the second master and the third master? I heard that once the eldest lady arrested the second master from the third master's room."
"There is really no one else, since the disciple of Poison Valley who everyone talked about turned pale, he was killed by the second master."
……
Cheng Qing's face turned livid, and the cloudy weather turned cloudy.
Qi Fan is also very colorful, red, white, blue...
Bian Dan twitched and said, "Can't you keep your voice down?"
At this time, Yang Fan looked down on him, couldn't hear clearly, and staggered towards the crowd, his bones softened and fell on Qi Fan's shoulders.
Cheng Qing's complexion turned even worse, turning cloudy and stormy.
Yang Fan said: "Gather up the property and record it in the account, and bury the corpse to prevent the plague. Remember to look for my iron shoes, the inner alchemy on Ye Gonggong, and the soft hedgehog on Jiang Ningzi. I can't do it anymore, I..." As he spoke, he fell down and passed out.
Everyone panicked.
Bian Dan took his pulse, took a look at the waistband, and said clearly: "It's not what you think, the second master was really poisoned, and was bitten by the poisonous scorpion right under the navel."
Everyone: "Oh oh oh!"
"We knew, we didn't think much of it."
"That's right, we don't know what kind of person the second leader is?"
But I thought in my heart: "What happened? How could the bite be so sensitive? Even if there is such a thing, we can't say it, even if we say it, we can't say it in person."
Poison Valley disciples were killed, and Gui Yemen was destroyed. Generally speaking, the joy still overshadowed the gossip.
Everyone acted according to the word, in good order.
In Cheng Qing's boudoir, Yang Fan is sleeping with his eyes closed and his breasts exposed.
Everyone looked at Bian Dan, waiting for his next words.
Bian Dan said: "It's okay, the poison in the body is gradually reducing. His current condition is like drunk, dizzy, and his facial features are hazy. I guess, when the poison is neutralized, he will wake up. I will also wake up." Give him some medicine so he can wake up early."
Cheng Song smiled and said, "That's good, that's good."
Cheng Qing said nothing.
Qi Fan blushed.
Cheng Song suddenly asked Qi Fan, "How's the harvest?"
Qi Fan said: "Fifty thousand catties of grain, 96 taels of money, five boxes of various treasures, and eight hundred pairs of weapons."
Everyone's faces turned rosy all of a sudden, isn't that what people said about "Cai"?
(End of this chapter)
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