The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 1365 Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young
To say that Wu Yisong is really a fucking jackal, when a row of colorful, soft and cute mini steam trains, Kukuku, blew the whistle, and the big guy couldn't be dealt with, Lao Wang followed As if seeing a ghost: "I weigh three to five hundred catties, and I am several meters tall. You let me sit on this? Are you saying that this thing is more than one meter tall even with the wheels?"

The small steam train is pretty good, but the painting of this thing is too outrageous. All kinds of magical cartoon characters and pink-based colors on it are the childish painting style of a 6-year-old girl. It’s impossible to imagine how abstract it would be for a group of old men with the temperament of armed gangsters, suits and thugs to sit on this thing.
"1.6 meters" Wu Yisong's eyes are ashamed and his face is resigned to fate: "Jiaojiao and Qiangqiang like it"

"Fuck me, fuck me." Old Wang scolded, "What did I do to be a classmate with something like you, well, you are the biggest today, and you have been holding back the whole scene, let's go, Comrades, get in the car and get in the car! We’ll deal with him later! We’ll settle the score with him after the bastard’s wedding and mating are over!”

After the ammunition was loaded, the juvenile train was carrying a weight that it shouldn't have to bear at this age, spit out a spectacular column of steam more than ten meters high, and drove to the ferry island.

However, the workmanship of this thing is quite exquisite, except for the absence of rails, even the wheels look almost the same as real trains.

Lao Wang nestled in the narrow position behind Wu Yisong, looking at the base owner Fukonglu who was getting closer, with a shyness that didn't fit his face, and his muttering gradually became sustainable: "Anyway, this thing is still a semi-open hood Yes, otherwise I would have a stronger feeling of going out with canned food, to be honest, my shoes are bigger than this one, tell me the fucking truth, the source of inspiration for this thing is not the subway in the morning rush hour?"

The ferry island landed quickly, and the small train with a big red flower ribbon tied on its head went out to the street, attracting the attention of countless passers-by and vehicles honking.

Wu Yisong has neither joy nor sorrow, the sanctity and solemnity of marriage are intertwined, and he can't wait to shine.

But it turns out that a person can't hold back when he can't hold back. Soon Wu Yisong heard the children on the side of the road asking suspiciously: "Mom, mother, why do these uncles rob our children's toys? They are because they are too poor." So can't afford adult products?"

The voice of a child is a million points louder.

Compared to the little girl's four or five years old age, this should be a sentence with an explosive amount of information.

Not only Wu Yisong broke the defense, even the little girl's mother blushed instantly: "Go, don't talk nonsense, what do children know, go home with mother!"

Lao Wang returned to his state of enthusiasm in seconds: "Don't go, ma'am, children speak innocently, but as an adult, you have to talk about adult products, and you don't want this kind of thing to spread to your husband and In the ears of more people besides me?"

The wife ran more happily.

Lao Wang’s deterrent power to wives is invincible. In this base, there are a lot of people who can’t recognize Mr. Li Cangcang face to face, but if you say that there are wives who don’t know Lao Wang, then the designation is pure nonsense. There are hundreds of people in the car. The lazy guy laughed wildly for a while: "Good guy, this lady has really sharp legs and feet, and she is holding a baby, even the little train can't catch up with her!"

"The notorious old king, how frightened his wife is!"

"Brother Song is right, as expected, purple has the most charm."

"But they are wearing white clothes!"

"Her straps are showing"

"What kind of animal are you riding a horse! This old man is ashamed to be with you!"

The small train was very slow, and it took more than 40 minutes to drive to the downstairs of Jiaojiao's house, exhaling a column of air and honking the whistle. Amidst the cheers of the waiting crowd and the sound of fireworks and guns, Lao Wang gave a Picking up the loudspeaker in Wu Yisong's hand: "People inside listen! Put down the props in your hands! Don't make unnecessary resistance! The more you resist, the more excited we are! Today we will rob all mothers except the mother-in-law!"

If we bring a company of thugs to snatch the marriage, how will you bridesmaids respond?
The answer is that my sister reacted!
The entire self-built small building was quiet, and the lights were not even turned on, which made Lao Wang have an ominous premonition: "Mother, it's just a kiss, your big Leizi won't hide somewhere to put our sacks on." Hit the sap?"

Li Cang frowned and retreated behind the crowd: "Why don't I ask a few dogs to go in and clear the mines?"

"God clears mines!"

You don't need to rely on Teacher Cang for this kind of thing. It took a lot of effort for a group of people to escort him into the car and come here to welcome his relatives.

Comrade Groom Guan has long been dazed. Looking at this courtyard that has been decorated with lights and festoons for three years, he feels very strange. It seems that there is some monster that devours people's hearts hidden in the dark gate behind the lawn.

"Old, old Wang" Wu Yisong swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, looking very stupid, "What, what should I do."

"You useless little trash! Cold salad! You fucking give me some energy and get into the mood quickly! Hey! It's you who got married, not me!" Lao Wang waved his hand, "Comrades, there is no need to count on this guy for the time being. No more, do as agreed in advance, marry him and get married, we'll be the best !"

Wu Yisong, who is in the duality of no sense of existence and overwhelming sense of existence: "Impossible, I don't have one, don't talk nonsense"

The cameraman in a single state: "Good! The effect is very good! Keep the state!"

Lao Wang stood in front of his head with a big trumpet in his left hand and a large bunch of roses in his right. Every time a groomsman passed by, he tossed his hair coquettishly and took a rose from his hand. .

wow.

The door opened in front of Wu Yisong in this way. Behind the door were several companies of door boys and flower girls, all three or five years old, boys in tuxedos and girls in princess dresses. There were no adults in sight, and the huge living room was crowded. Not even a place to stand.

The cheers of welcome and congratulations completely swallowed Wu Yisong and his reason together with overwhelming momentum. Without any suspense, the 50.00 big red envelopes prepared by Wu Yisong shrank by [-]% in an instant.

How can this be rejected?

Who has the heart to say no?
I can't refuse it at all!

Even a big living animal like Lao Wang raised his hands over his head and was "thrown down" to the ground when he was "robbed", for fear of accidentally bumping into this group of festive, lively and fierce little ancestors.

The children rushed out of the gate after receiving the red envelopes, like locusts crossing the border.

Wu Yisong even turned the red belt wrapped around his waist by his mother's mother herself, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Do you think they want to regret their marriage?"

"Holding grass, is this a job that people can think of?" Lao Wang pointed to the Q version of the hands and feet on the floor and the wine barrels placed in two rows along the road next to him: "Isn't it for us to go up this way?" Bar?"

Seeing these wine barrels, the faces of a group of brothers turned green. They drank for a whole day and night yesterday. Even a funnel can't drink like that?
"That's right~" Comrade Pei Qian, who was late, led another team of cameras and a few bridesmaids standing on the stairs who were faintly contoured along the waistcoat line, smiling leisurely, "Want to receive the bride? It's an easy task, it's necessary to pass the level, you have to follow the rules, then, this level is called rushing, when you walk over, you can't have any wine left, one person who clears the level is considered to be the whole level, if you make a mistake or there is no use of stickers , punish you for guessing yourself!"

So those wine barrels, do you treat us like balloons and pass the level alone?

There are strong enemies in front and pursuers behind. The bridesmaids and the fun-loving people in the back continue to boo the Yangzi, and try to increase the psychological pressure of the groomsmen by sandwiching cheese between two breads.

Old Wang blinked, and his eyebrows were expressive: "Master Pei, if you are more tolerant, we may have the possibility of renewing the relationship, why don't you subtract a line from the wine barrel?"

Pei Qian blushed: "No! Good things come in pairs! My professional ethics does not allow me to do this!"

"As much as Jiaojiao gives, Boss Wu will pay double!"

Several bridesmaids started chattering with a look full of martial arts. Pei Qian looked at her watch and said, "The time limit for this level is 15 minutes, and you still have 14 minutes and 25 seconds. It would be a terrible delay for the auspicious time!"

"Brothers, rush for me!"

A group of groomsmen looked at each other for a while, lined up and danced according to the handprints and footprints on the ground——

"Is this thing really a movement that humans can do?"

"It's too scary, my waist, my back, hiss, my arms, I wipe, who is my ass!"

"Ah ah it hurts."

"I know I'm proficient in ordering a yoga in advance!"

"The first one, the sixth one, and the seventh one are all eliminated! Although there is no limit to the number of people in this game, those who are eliminated will not be allowed to participate in all the following games! You have to consider how many people it is worth sending out !" The bridesmaids behind me were already laughing, and Pei Qian was still trying to be serious: "Also, don't question the professionalism of the game, this line of stickers was personally walked by the girls behind me!"

"Duck to duck, if you each give me a red envelope, I can consider giving you some hints~"

"Give!"

"Knowledge! That's right! Listen carefully, don't look at these handprints and footprints are only one line, but you can't go straight, you can't step on them all, you have to advance and retreat!"

The first one, who had evolved to the point where he was facing the sky with one foot of a golden rooster and one hand supporting the arch bridge, fell to the ground with a bang: "Sisters, have you ever considered a problem when you think about this game? We are a group of straight steel men Ah, the body and brain circuits may be stronger than steel bars!"

"Then we don't care, you just say it!"

The second brother worked silently and started to drink the first barrel of wine. Lao Wang was still trying to win: "Sisters, tell me, how much red envelopes do you need to buy you? Show us a demonstration!"

The girls were very calm: "That's not okay, this game was conceived by everyone, you have to get everyone's consent!"

A sincere brother: "They're not here, how do we get consent?"

"We don't need this kind of foolishness!" Old Wang Fei kicked this buddy out of the team, his face full of flattery: "Tell me, sisters, how many people do you have?"

The young lady spread her five fingers apart and blinked earnestly: "Eight hundred!"

You can't fit [-] people into the upstairs room even if you count the amount of meat!

Lao Wang sent Brother Backpack: "Give it! Give it to them!"

Eight hundred red envelopes were used to buy the way, and the ladies immediately became active, with apple muscles and waistcoat lines all looking extra plump: "Then you can take care of it, we will only demonstrate it once!"

Even with the demonstration, the living room is still full of cracking joints and tragic howls of male compatriots, and there are not only movements, but also wine. With the blessing of various wonderful movements, the former wine barrels are now They became rice buckets, and they turned into three-eyed fountains one by one to pour foam.

"Take the bamboo shoots! It's too insidious! We gave the red envelopes without any counter-offering, and you even shook the wine in advance?"

"Goose, goose, goose, go ahead before the soldiers and horses move food and grass, little brothers, come on, come on~"

There were corpses strewn all over the field in front of them, and it was just a small game in a hurry. It was said that only one-third of the entire company was left in the end.

The groomsmen who were eliminated after the selfless dedication were not only straightened and fattened, but also suffered personality insults. The old Wang and the groomsmen in the back were arrogant: "A bunch of useless things, just this? Let's go!" Let’s go, brothers, this road is cleared, follow me and continue to rush!”

Rushing up the stairs, Wu Yisong was taken aback again.

It’s not that he’s still holding on to his claws. He’s already getting into a state of warm-up for a game. The main reason for his bewilderment is that the layout of the corridor on the stairs has changed. This place should have been a small living room in the shape of a “string”. The structure of the living room, the small living room that is now tossed into a study has been decorated with lights and festoons to look like a casino, and the end of the straight corridor is facing a double heart-shaped custom-made big bed, you can directly see the huge scale of Yingying Yanyan Behind the group of bridesmaids, there are two brides with phoenix crowns and Xiapei sitting on them, shaking the round fans with the presence of old gods, like a Zhuge military master sitting in an empty city.

Wu Yisong was inexplicably spiraling in place, and his heart was almost in his throat. What's going on, didn't we all agree to pick you up one by one?

What about the plan?
Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?

"Hmmm! Now is not the time to look at the bride, you still have to break through!" Pei Qian smiled all over her face, pointing to the three bridesmaids sitting at the mahjong table in the middle of the "casino", "Blocking the door mahjong, three Fight one, drink if you lose, but as long as you win one game against them, as long as you win one game, you will pass the test!"

The best man group exploded: "Huh?"

"Anything like this?"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"This buddy must be good at it!"

Pei Qian meaningfully shook her head slowly, and under the eyes of all the bridesmaids scrutinizing and questioning like wolves, the best man group was successively erased, gradually flattened, decentralized, and background-plated, and belatedly began to move backwards. Look around and look for.

"Teacher Cang, don't hide~"

"Eh? What about people?"

"I left it here just now! Why did such a big living person disappear?"

One minute later, the six bridesmaids who were full of martial arts politely grabbed Li Cang's neck and collar and carried him from the bookcase to the mahjong table, and even intimately bound him, bah, fixed, and then opened the seat Serve hot eight-treasure brewed beer.

Pei Qian said: "The seat is custom-made, and the heating function heats up by one degree every 15 seconds. Teacher Cang, if you are hot, you can drink tea and take off your clothes~"

Bridesmaids: "Oh~"

The light in the eye can sting.

Li Cang, a potential social phobic patient who was tied to a chair alive, shivered like a needle felt, messy and hopeless written all over his face, who the hell figured out this kind of torture? It’s unconscionable to do bad things, aren’t you afraid of being punished? Are you guys struck by lightning? !

As we all know, Teacher Cang has two weaknesses:
Luck and mahjong.

What's even more unfortunate is that the two can be in a superposition state. As for the amount of alcohol, that thing is usually not completely regarded as a weakness in a general sense.

Amidst the sound of reshuffle, a long-planned unilateral insult against the potential social phobia patient Li Cang officially began.

You don't need to think about it to know that this thing is a dirty trick thought up by some prodigal girl. He Timi can beat him even Big Corpse Brother in mahjong, not to mention three carefully selected veterans chasing and intercepting Comrade Qiao Jiaojiao, Song Comrade Qiang, I think you are sincere and don't want to get married today, right?

"It's not that you wait first"

"Old Wang is not allowed to speak, otherwise this round will directly judge Teacher Cang to lose, you are the most dishonest!"

"You guys are reasonable. We civilized people don't do immoral things. I mean, if we can't help him, it's okay for us to send someone to drink for him, right?"

"Yes, yes, but only one person is allowed, and he is the only one!"

The skinny best man with glasses who was taken out had a generous face written all over his face: "Mr. Cang, let me just say yes, I will measure it in four taels, God knows what they have boiled in this beer, so I entrust you with my wealth and life Yes, if I pour it down, then you have to drink the rest of the wine yourself!"

Li Cang: "."

Not much to say, let's pray for the blessings of our suffering brothers and sisters.

You can always trust Mr. Cang. After all, Mr. Cang's luck is as strong as his wine. Compared with this, this master's mahjong level is irrelevant.

"Teacher Cang, let's roll the dice."

"Eight o'clock, Mr. Cang, what are you doing, draw cards from this side, the direction is reversed!"

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Looking at the obvious color, Wu Yisong was like a mouse standing on a pancake griddle, with the pot under his feet and the fire outside, anxiously turning around.

The three carefully selected bridesmaids look like skilled brick kings who can play alone. They can make eye contact easily when they turn cards and play cards. The murderous look was full of murderous intent, and it was the Nian pig who was killed.

"Sixty thousand."

"eat."

"Five loaves."

"Touch, listen!"

Master Wang: "Isn't it you who hold the grass and wait? There are only three cards, so why don't you just listen?"

Sparrow saints: "Why, I didn't let you talk, and I didn't let you look at the cards. If you don't believe me, come and see for yourself!"

With this situation, Pharaoh is also numb.

Under the continuous booing and ridicule by the bridesmaids, Old Wang patted Li Cang's shoulder sympathetically. Li Cang shook his arm thinking he had gotten a hint, and immediately retracted the big pancake he was about to make. .

"Pair! And! Drink!"

"Draw in 30 seconds? Teacher Cang is really a quick shooter! The actors who bought it dare not act like this!"

"Hahaha~"

Li Cang's eyes were gloomy, and he looked at Lao Wang: "You pig teammate!"

Lao Wang gritted his teeth even more: "You fucked up a cake and went to the house and directly slapped you with a clear face. Believe it or not, this kid has to drink 16 cups!"

There were eight consecutive rounds, and the rounds did not exceed 5 minutes. There was plenty of time for Teacher Cang, but not much time for Brother Glasses.

Brother Glasses squinted his eyes precariously, and said inarticulately: "Mr. Cangcang, please. I don't want to be carried to the banquet for a while. I thought that even though we both came from Yanchuan, there is nothing serious about it." Resentment, please let me die to understand if I can't do it, I beg you. At least catch one pair and one dragon, what do you mean?"

The situation was so dire that even the bridesmaids couldn't stand it any longer. A large group of bridesmaids rushed up and surrounded Li Cang and acted as a dog-headed military adviser. Let's just say that these negative teaching materials were really hardworking. Teacher Cang's waist, shoulders, chest, back, and buttocks were secretly plotting, so it was unknown, anyway, no one could see if the surrounding area was tight.

The group of best men didn't know whether to be envious or jealous for a while, and they said sourly: "No wonder Lao Wu let Mr. Cang come here for life and death."

"This target, this density of firepower, absolutely nothing!"

"Let's start, the lemon smell on your body is suffocating me!"

"Ha~"

Bird Saint is Bird Saint after all, if he can still lose to Li Cang in a three-on-one situation, then there is no need to hang around. Li Cang thought about it, so he glanced at Da Leizi who was watching the fun with his feet up, and then gave Lao Wang winked: I think of a way to ban Da Lei Zi, you block it!
Pharaoh understood: You are a good boy!
Lao Wang immediately ran around the room looking for shoes for an excuse, and issued a death threat: "Teacher Cang asked me to ask you, is it you who leaked the information to the enemy?"

Comrade Da Leizi, who was photographed by Yamei [The Silent Lamb] and swiped the double insurance of the silent field, was persuaded, and no longer tried to expose Li Cang's fraudulent behavior, so, a ghost, a ghost, a person other than Li Cang and Li Cang Lace's ghost, which no one can see, begins to haunt the poker table.

Immediately, with the help of God, Li Cang was able to block and kill the gods and Buddhas, and finally after two rounds, he slapped the mahjong into the table and scolded Fang Qiu: "Take it!"

Although the group of bridesmaids still had a lot to say, they still cheered endlessly, as if they were the ones who won.

On the contrary, the best man group and the crowd behind: "What is this?"

"Good guy, is it okay to have a butt?"

"Appearance really can make people tolerant"

"Don't embarrass Teacher Cang, it's not easy for him to know that he's fooled!"

The three sparrow saints felt offended, but after receiving the red envelope that Li Cang took out of his pocket, they subconsciously squeezed it, and squeezed it again. The guy was round, it was a coin, not a credit card, and immediately smiled, Li Cang Then offer flattery at the right time: "Thank you for the grace of not killing, accepting, accepting!"

Glasses brother: "Thank you no. No."

Pfft!
Lao Wang waved his big hand to kill the donkey: "Come on, let me fork this thing out!"

I was obedient to the bridesmaids, and I showed my martial arts to my own people. A group of groomsmen suddenly found a fork that I didn't know where they got it, and they really forked the poor glasses brother out.

(End of this chapter)