The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

A group of fun people were still booing, and I don't know a guy who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big mess suddenly shouted in a high-pitched voice: "Look at Teacher Cang's clothes!"

It doesn't matter if you look at it, the bridesmaids group is collectively blown up, and the best man group is even more blindsided, wishing to replace it with their own bodies, only to see pink palm prints slowly appearing on Li Cang's snow-white new shirt and trousers, Finger marks and all kinds of messy ravaged marks.

As the person involved, Li Cang was actually at a loss.

The old king was very happy, and his voice was full of rare wisdom: "Prayer-level color developer, when it meets the human body, it will change color, well, your fingerprints are already on it, if you are not willing to reduce the difficulty of the game I think I don't mind passing on the traces of everyone's happiness to Lei Mou, ahahaha~"

Li Leisi blinked: "What?"

After a moment of infighting among the bridesmaids, they were arrogant again: "If you have the ability, go get your fingerprints checked! Let's understand the law? The abacus beads are all broken in our faces, and you still want to cheat and threaten us. Just dream, you guys, follow us!" Tell me, aunts don’t like this, sisters, beat them up!”

A group of groomsmen were beaten to the point of running away. I don’t know how many beatings they received. In short, after the mess, Mr. Cang’s clothes and trousers were directly covered with starch, and the traces of the color developer were layer upon layer. Now there are good reasons to suspect that Lao Wang did it on purpose. There are tens of hundreds of women soldiers in Wuyang Wuyang, and you are actually trying to threaten them in person?This is not wisdom at all, this timi is curing me!
The girls rubbed their hands reminiscently, looking at Li Cang's clothes that were almost completely pink, with a hooligan-like smile on his face.

"The next level! Correct facial features! Comrade Wu Yisong! Please stand out! Now is the time to test you and your love!" The bridesmaids put on various masks in unison, and dragged out a giant two-meter-high and four-meter-wide A magnetic board, covered with independent eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouth, nose and face in an extremely Cthulhu style, Pei Qian held the palm-wide adhesive strip in her hand and said: "You can choose three friends, among the five facial features Correctly spell at least five people, including Jiaojiao and Qiangqiang, and there is a time limit of 20 minutes. Every time I misspell it, do you see the tape in my hand, and do you know how to use it?"

The groom's officer clamped his legs subconsciously. Yes, this has nothing to do with whether he is a person with thick hair or not. I really can't afford to lose that person!

After thinking for a moment, Lao Wu stood in front of the magnetic board cautiously. His posture was the same as when he was called to the podium by the teacher in elementary school. He thought he was cautious enough, but he still underestimated the difficulty of this thing. The whole world is full of self-made Eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouth, nose and face, he looked at this and that seemed to be right. The eyes that he thought were the most familiar at the moment turned out to be the most eye-catching. The color of the iris of the flower planter itself is not very clear. Besides, it is a full hundred. The eyes are completely messed up.
"Yo Yo Yo, the groom is not even familiar with what the bride looks like?"

"You can't recognize any of them?"

"It's really too conservative to prepare only one roll of tape~"

I don't know which wicked band is smoking. At this time, I actually played "The Most Familiar Stranger" as the BGM for Mazhao's old Wu. I don't know if it will be replaced with "Yijianmei" later.

"The outline of this face belongs to my little lady, let me do it!" Old Wang pointed casually, and the shame and joy on the face of the little lady hidden under the mask didn't last for a second, when the guy yelled loudly: " Well, this mouth must belong to my little lady, but she is too familiar with me, so you know me!"

Bridesmaids: "Woo~"

Wu Yisong was still dazzled by his hundred eyes, when Lao Wang called out again: "You are stupid, pick the easy one first, Mr. Cang, don't hide, I can already see Da Leizi's face, Someone will come later!"

A best man raised his hand weakly: "Can I?"

"Are there any acquaintances here?"

"Have!"

The ending was suffocating. Within 3 minutes, Pei Qian said loudly: "Okay, I know you want to save face for the groom, but you should put the eyes in your hands on them, they will fade away after a while." .”

Wu Yisong and Lao Wang looked at the pretty-looking best man in surprise: "Huh?"

Feng Wenling had no choice but to close her eyes, blushing and said, "It's Tang Hui, I've done it."

Tang Hui was pushed out amidst the twittering of the bridesmaids, she took off her mask and stood in front of the blackboard, Pei Qian went up to check it, and said meaningfully: "It's exactly the same, tell me, young man, how long have you missed us Huihui? "

"not long. no. no"

"Hahaha~"

Amidst the roar of laughter, Tang Hui said angrily, "Oh, don't say it!"

Did you see, there is a play!

A group of best men winked at each other, coaxed Tang Hui back, pushed Feng Wenling over, and made a firm look with their bodies cast into a city wall, blocking the symbolic objections and protests of the bridesmaids: "Don't go with other girls Explain what's going on, don't be a hooligan!"

"Hey, what do you want to do?"

"Put Huihui back quickly!"

"Ah, it's so sour, I don't agree with this marriage!"

Old Wang: "Cough! I'm done!"

Pei Qian motioned for the young lady to come over, but the young lady did not take off her mask, but kept shaking her head, so Pei Qian smiled maliciously: "Wrong! Girls! Get a guy for Master Wang!"

"Eh?"

Heh, man, iron mouth and paper crotch.

These girls didn't take our master Wang's face seriously at all, and directly stripped their pants.

"Yo Yo Yo, Master Wang's hunk fan's boxer underwear is very good~"

"Suddenly I'm not jealous of Huihui anymore, Miss, ho~"

"This thick leg hair, tearing it must be very refreshing and super decompressing!"

Master Wang is still struggling: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I am wronged! I am wronged! I am not convinced! It is absolutely right! You have to tell me what is wrong, right?"

The little lady smiled and said, "Ear."

Lao Wang was silent: "How can a person know his own ears? Miss, you are so scheming!"

"Tear~"

"Sigh~"

Accompanied by the ear-piercing sound of violent tearing, a group of old men gasped in empathy.

There is a big scar on the mouth of the bowl, but you can't tear my leg hair. For men, you can smoke whatever you want, but if you want to take my one-dollar lighter, I will order you to break my head. It's the same reason.

Lao Wang's entire face was contorted, and he was so painful that he couldn't speak. He opened his mouth and howled dryly for a long time before he managed to say: "Am I pretty? This hanging thing is a wish product?"

Pei Qian looked solemn and solemn: "Yes, even if you are a Tyrannosaurus rex with hairy legs, you can still tear it up, and it won't hurt the skin!"

"Then what's the price?"

"The pain increased 60 times!"

Old Wang squatted there with his legs crossed: "Bastard, it's enough to give me a hammer, a skin, and an enchantment with this thing!"

"Don't talk nonsense, choose quickly! Didn't you see that our little lady is waiting, if you can't take a picture of where the ears are, maybe the little lady wants to tear it up by herself!"

"This, and this!"

Lao Wang grinned his teeth as if he was identifying the scene of dismemberment.

The little lady finally nodded, and all the bridesmaids cheered, and their perception of Lao Wang's image seemed to have improved to some extent.

Pei Qian said: "Two successful cases, there are still 12 minutes left, wait, Teacher Cang seems to be finishing the fight, uh, what's wrong?"

"It doesn't have her eyebrows in it."

The bridesmaids looked at each other, but Li Leisi was very satisfied. She took off her mask and raised an eyebrow at Li Cang: "Reward! There are many rewards!"

"Cheating?"

"How do you say that?"

"That's right, let's cheat, deliberately change someone's eyebrows and go in so he can see it?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"You can recognize it when it turns into ashes. Teacher Cang is not just talking about it." Old Wang snorted: "Mr. Cang can put a walking corpse back into more than 1 pieces, what do you think?"

Everyone present had complicated thoughts for a moment.

However, the conversations of these people reminded Wu Yisong: "I'll just say what's wrong, there's no such thing as Jiaojiao and Qiangqiang's eyebrow shapes, you're bullshitting me!"

A certain master of ceremonies didn't feel guilty at all, and even teased: "The groom seems to have no common sense. Yesterday he really didn't, but today it is. The bride's face also includes eyebrow trimming~"

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Pei Qian waved her hand like a mighty army: "Tear!"

Red socks, red underwear, red belt, and a big red face like a monkey's butt.

tearing~
tearing~
Pale in an instant.

Wu Yisong, who was torn apart twice, wanted to cry but had no tears: "Let me think about it, let me think about it again!"

Eyebrow trimming represents infinite possibilities, Wu Yisong is also thinking, this kind of thing can't be covered by masking alone, he also has a hundred legs that can be torn off, but since eyebrows are repaired and they have to be displayed, there must be something Hidden details can be scrutinized
"Wait! This is Jiaojiao, this is Song Qiang! Jiaojiao has a small mole in her left eyebrow, and Song Qiang's eyebrow is missing a little bit in the middle!"

"Congratulations to the groom, you are one step closer to the bride. Sisters, it seems that the game you prepared is useless. Up to now, no one has timed out. It has to be the master of ceremonies himself. Come on, except for the three of you." , and find 7 more girls who have girlfriends."

"I didn't, Lao Xing, you go!"

"I'll come, I'll come."

Pei Qian smiled: "Now, hand over your mobile phones."

The faces of the ten people suddenly changed.

I knock, should it be.
"Yes! It's exactly what you think!" Pei Qian lined up her phones, "It's time to test your loyalty. Big data can expose anyone, and anyone who finds beautiful videos will be severely punished. After ten rounds, As long as there is only one person left, you will pass the test."

The base already has a local area network, so the short video platform is of course not a problem. Pei Qian clicked on the interface and picked among a bunch of mobile phones: "Tsk, Comrade Wang's opening interface is a hot dance with beautiful women from southern Xinjiang, let's punish him!"

The best man group was enraged: "Well, Master Wang, you can't even pass the first round?"

"Punishment, severe punishment, must punch hard!"

"Wait, what are you doing, why are you rewarding him?"

Old Wang proudly raised the note in his hand: "I drew lots, hey, isn't it just a heavy-duty horse step, I can get into this bastard's bridal chamber! Hey you?"

One pair, two pairs, three pairs, four.
Soon Lao Wang couldn't laugh anymore, and there were four sitting on one arm and shoulders. It can be said that the whole body was covered with bridesmaids.

Pharaoh steadied his horse and kept his eyes on the ground: "It's just a few people."

Sending off bridesmaids is obviously not a suitable candidate. After all, they are all unmarried, and Lao Wang can be upright and calm.

"Then you continue to stand~" Pei Qian picked up another mobile phone, "Yo, I didn't expect you, Mr. Cang, to watch short videos?"

Li Cang said honestly, "Well, I'm actually a loyal user of Ah B, a distinguished annual member."

"It's a pity that I don't check Ah B today."

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In the first round, nothing happened.

In the second round, nothing happened.

In the third round, four were lost.

Wu Yisong successfully made it to the eighth round, and lost himself in the sound of the bridesmaids, and then a beautiful cook in the Red Mansion appeared on the screen.

"Take it!"

"No! This is not a beauty, this is an employee of Jiaojiao Factory, this is our advertisement, all the kitchen utensils and textiles used in her video are produced by us!"

"Sophistry! Add two more!"

After Wu Yisong was viciously punished, there were only two people left on the field. One was Li Cang, and the other was an Internet addicted boy of the same type as Da Leizi.

As for Li Cang's.
The bridesmaids and best man groups have collectively been silent: V-type necropsy, alien animal kidney and dual blood supply system prayer reform, subordinate bone mass and salt analysis, micro-engineered bone carving, insect-type alien animal cluster consciousness, subordinate Eighteen Questions of Anatomy
At the end of the ten rounds, two people passed, no one applauded, a bit cold.

"If it's Teacher Cang, it's reasonable." Pei Qian smoothed things over, "Congratulations on passing the test, you can go in now!"

Wu Yisong, whose feet were limp from his horse's stance, couldn't believe it: "Really?"

Old Wang: "Oh, that's it?"

Today's Jiaojiao and Song Qiang are so beautiful that Wu Yisong was dazzled as soon as he entered, and he was completely stunned. They were wearing remade phoenix crowns, phoenix jackets, auspicious cloud Ruyi skirts, five-bat cloaks, and head crowns. The phoenix bird is chiseled with precious stones, and the gold thread is inlaid with pearls and jade. It is luxurious and grand, not the so-called Xiuhe costume that Xiuhe wears.

Others were still wondering why the bride didn't cover her head, but Lao Wang had already murmured: "Mr. Cang, you think this thing must be a few pounds heavier?"

"Um"

The cheating and hard work of the best man team came to an end, and then it was Wu Yisong's performance time. In front of a pair of husband-in-law, mother-in-law and an elder brother-in-law, he made a wish, swore, recited a letter of guarantee, and faced the soul torture and torture of the bridesmaid team again and again. To make things difficult, they have 1 questions to test Lao Wu's sensitivity.

"What does Jiaojiao like to eat, drink, and wear?"

"When did you start plotting against Qiangqiang?"

"When is Jiaojiao's birthday?"

"What's the most common sentence she says when you're with Jiaojiao?"

There is a problem with this question, because Wu Yisong's answer is: "You pressed my hair"

Laugh out loud.

"Okay, Jiaojiao nodded, you pass the test, next question, ask: Which sentence do you think is the most enviable?"

"what?"

"You pressed my hair!"

"?"

"I have a partner, a life with a surname, and even hair. Isn't that enviable?"

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The serious group of bridesmaids finally broke through the gags of the good brothers. Considering that there is still a process to go, they simply didn't waste time here.