The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

The thousand-layer routine of the bridesmaids group can be regarded as an increase in the knowledge of the young men, and I don’t know if they will follow suit in the future and toss others like this. Finally, Li Cang, who was relieved, simply found a chair in a quiet corner Sitting there, trying to pretend that other people don't exist while also making them pretend that they don't exist, is self-deception.

"Tired? I know you old men will definitely not be able to get breakfast~" Da Leizi handed over half a roast goose that had been gnawed at least three times, and raised his eyebrows very proudly: "It's specially reserved for you! It's hard for those tigress to snatch food from their mouths!"

While she was laughing, Li Cang drew the tooth marks on the roast goose on her mouth, and it fit perfectly, so he began to chew on it with confidence: "What other tricks have you prepared to make people uncomfortable?"

"It's gone! The rest is none of your business, you have to give the groom a chance to show off, right?" Li Leisi snapped her fingers and said, "Changing your mouth, serving tea, looking for shoes, wearing flowers, Barabara, I heard that you Did you just run away from drinking?"

"I went to the floating island chain, and XCMG had a little surprise."

"As expected of a psychology student, there are so many tricks. Tell me, how did she trick you into getting on a pirate ship?"

"Which man can escape the foster father's law?"

"How do you say, she also asked you to bring food to the dormitory?"

"Picked up some skewers." Li Cang stopped suddenly, waved at Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, and pointed at them, "Mmm, eh, eh!"

Qin Zhenzhen in the crowd had a cute look on her face, and Suo Zhihui came over with a smile and handed the water bottle in her hand to Li Cang.

"Thank you." Li Cang took a sip, "I seem to hear the clapper of a wonton cart outside, don't tell me you all have breakfast!"

Suo Zhihui said: "Of course there is. Jiaojiao called a team of chefs over, didn't you?"

Li Cang's face was darkened: "The whole process is self-reliant, and I ate takeaway and barbecue for a few meals. You say that no one will find out if I go out to eat a small wonton now and come back?"

"Tell grandma to charter a car today?"

Li Cang gave up. Sure enough, there is still a lot to discover about the exotic animal meat ravioli that the base is in charge of: "Which roast goose is it? It's not good, and it smells like a refrigerator!"

"It's good to have something to eat! Pick and choose!" Li Leisi rolled her eyes, "Look, kneel down, kneel down, hey, I said Li Cang, when will you do this to my old lady? Son?"

"Good guy, I have to give you a big blow when you're in a relationship, you're so senior!"

"My mother said to propose marriage!"

"Oh, I didn't know I thought I was praying for rain!"

"Little red guy!" Comrade Da Leizi just asked casually, but he didn't expect such an answer, and he immediately hated this fellow: "What a beast, you, you just want to hold the old lady down all day long." It's a disaster in bed, but you don't even want to pay this little emotional cost?"

"What kind of nonsensical things are we talking about in our fateful and profound revolutionary friendship? Hey, Lao Wu is so honest, but his head is so smart." Li Cang imitated Wu Yisong's affectionate appearance and tone: "Let's lead to happiness." What kind of door is it? It's us~!"

"Good guy, he is indeed the stubble of marrying two at a time. How did he not change his face and his heart beat? The crime of co-authoring this morning is for nothing. Timi should make this guy self-sufficient!"

"By the way, where did you put your shoes?"

"Oh~"*3
Qin Zhenzhen disdainfully said: "Mr. Cang, your deception is too low-level and too perfunctory. If you want to bribe us, at least you have to show some sincerity?"

"Emmm, isn't it sincere if I treat you to a small wonton later?"

"Ha, don't count on Huihui and Xiaoxiaojie. In order to prevent the two of them from being unsteady and secretive, they weren't there at all when the shoes were hidden." Li Leisi said with a look on her face that I predicted your prediction: "What else do you want to say?"

"Aren't I thinking about everyone? I'm starving to death if the feast is over early, or you can let me knock!"

Li Leisi pushed Suo Zhihui forward: "Here!"

Li Cang: "."

Good guy, you really dare, I can beat this fake cat to death without using a big magic wand, do you believe it or not?
It's only half a roast goose, and thirty Li Cangdu will not be full.

So I took the time to go to the bathroom, and came out after two muffled bang bang bangs, so that the bridesmaids who saw this scene even looked at the door of the bathroom behind him expectantly, trying to use the power of sentient beings to enter the bathroom again. Pull out a disheveled little bridesmaid or something.

Li Cang rubbed his stomach: "This stuff will last for a while, I sincerely hope to see exotic animal meat at today's banquet."

"Don't complain, don't worry, Chef Aunt Kong, Jiaojiao felt sorry for the whole night last night." Li Leisi said, "If I'm not an old lady, I'm just curious. What did you help in the past two days? Why didn't you even help at the wedding? Don’t you know the basic process?”

"blow a balloon."

"What?"

Li Cang shrugged and said, "I let the dog legs blow up hundreds of thousands of balloons. After they arranged the wedding room and the empty island, they have been drinking heavily."

"Oh, there is no one reliable."

"No one is reliable! I've worked so hard over there like a dog, and you're just flirting here?" Old Wang looked at the roasted goose bones on the plate that the dog would shake his head when he saw it, his eyes turned blue with anger He said: "Eat roast goose in the morning? Your crimes are beyond description! So what, do you have any more? Give me one too!"

"Let Li Cang finish the last half."

"Wipe" Lao Wang poured himself a glass of water: "More than half of the people at the scene have arrived, and the tea was just served here. I said, you are too good at tossing!"

"That's because it's early, and the time is calculated, so let them wait." Li Leisi didn't care, "Is the open-top train fun? Jiaojiao placed the order a long time in advance. When she was drinking last night, she said that she was old when she was a child. There is a railway in front of the house, and the train will come at 06:30 every day. At that time, she probably read too many fairy tales, and all day long she thought about a prince charming driving a train to marry her."

"Prince Charming, too?" Old Wang glanced at Wu Yisong's black body, and bared his teeth in distaste, "Hey, this guy's face is not even as white as my father's! But Teacher Cang is okay, at least it's fair enough , so-so beauty can barely catch up to one-tenth of this old man's, it can't be more, any more is disrespectful to the audience."

"I believe the audience is not worthy of such a high level of aesthetics." Qin Zhenzhen muttered: "Aren't you going to help, they have already started looking for shoes over there!"

After the bride puts on her wedding shoes, according to the rules of Yanchuan, her feet will naturally not touch the ground, and then the close relatives will cover their heads, and the bride and groom will wear corsages for each other.

Pei Qian said with a smile: "The bride is about to get out of bed, best men, there is one last task for you to complete now, put the bridesmaids on their corsages, and bring the flowers."

Lao Wang sighed: "What should I do if I hold a pin as big as a grass and poke it with a shake of my hand?"

There are many bridesmaids.

Under the locking of the eight front and back cameras and the attention of the older people, looking at the 6 smiling people lined up in front of him, Li Cang's hands that don't shake the scalpel are now shaking like Timi Parkinson, but it can't be all the fault of Li Cangshe I'm afraid, considering what I have to do, at least half of the best men are trembling in sync with Li Cang.
If someone bleeds, why not just be buried here?

Although it is said that the best man who was eliminated in the game session has no role to play, it is still a spectacle to have 16 bridesmaids queuing up in front of Lao Wang. Who would have thought that this guy would be more popular than Li Cang!

Lao Wang smiled maliciously: "The bridesmaids are really not allowed to do anything."

The bridesmaid in front of her raised her head and raised her chest: "Miss is standing at the back, if you have the ability, you should try your best, come here, come here, say hello to sister, don't take pity on me!"

Old Wang: _(`”∠)_
mmp, if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. The co-authoring sister Timi is a pervert with no taboos!
The people in the room couldn't help laughing at the dumbfounded Lao Wang, and they were all booing and whistling.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Master Wang's carrot-thick fingers did not tremble, but the muscles at the corners of his mouth trembled.

"Dirty dirty~"

Comrade Old Wu's little love train sang loudly, and drove out of the courtyard amidst the sound of fireworks and guns.

The little train with lights, bunting flags and banners was extremely lively. The best man and bridesmaids each held a red hand-woven flower basket, but the insides were not real flowers, but colorful wedding candy and red base card.

"Jiaojiao is weirdly thoughtful, and it's not bad to see the little train like this." Old Wang casually sprinkled a handful of wedding candies outside where there are many people, and looked at Tai Xiaoyi next to him, "Miss, didn't you Have you been kicked out, how do you know where Xi Xie is hiding?"

Tai Xiaoyi pointed out something: "It should be regarded as a side effect of using too much real vision. I can tell at a glance whether it has been passive or different from before. All kinds of tiny traces can't be hidden from my eyes. "

The corner of Old Wang's mouth twitched: "Cough, the young miss is really sharp!"

Damn, it's no wonder that every time the dog goes to wash his feet, he will be found no matter how clean the traces are after cleaning, so it should be on this.

of course.

Washing one's feet is not washing one's feet. Pharaoh is a man of professional ethics, and the service industry often conflicts with his basic environmental protection philosophy.

In a word, no matter what you say, the old man is worthy.

Two baskets of wedding candies were delivered, and the little train finally broke through "all kinds of difficulties" and got on the ferry island to the scene. After being sent to the wedding room, it was the business scope of the relatives of both parties, and the ceremony was held according to the auspicious time set.

As soon as Li Cang and his group got off the small train, they were blocked by the boss, Wu Nansen, the old staff officer, Zhao Yang, and other people who were talking with Rao Qifang and Jin Yujing, and they couldn't get in at all. There are fewer people than outsiders, so if you come, let's be safe.

Boss Bei was rubbing a cigarette with a smile on his face: "Rare visitor, good boy, you are so rare to show up. This family in the base has seen you more often than outsiders. I can only find news about you on the forum." myself."

"Traveled through a storm zone and just got back on track."

"Old man, believe me, no one wants to see Mr. Cang often, probably not even for the second time." Old Wang added casually, "Isn't the base well developed? The population is 5000 to [-] million, so let's go. , last time we came back there were not so many empty islands!"

"They are all from outside. There is nothing to brag about. There are a lot of headaches, but it is still a good thing. Time flies. I still remember the first anniversary meeting. There are still people in the base who can't afford it." meat people."

To be fair, this is already a good start of a business exchange with no steps. According to Boss Bei’s communication, at this time, it’s time to push the cup and change the cup. , he was not prepared to continue this topic at all.

Looking at Li Cang again, this guy has already started pawing dogs as if no one else was around.

Rao Qifang smiled very kindly: "You are the only one who still wants to sneak them. Strange, Ah Fei doesn't seem to be very afraid of you?"

"Maybe it's because of the confidence?" Li Cang looked at the big orange fat man who had already weighed over 20 kilograms, "Why didn't you see Aunt Jin?"

"Admiring your collection up front!"

In addition to various decorations such as flowers and grass, the wedding scene was randomly dotted with jewelry booths that had been agreed at the beginning. On-site auctions were impossible, but the recent floating population of tens of millions at the base obviously gave the aborigines the confidence to buy in bulk. My own people have limited digestion ability, so we have to "cheap" the new guys outside.

Li Cang didn't care.

The news is outdated, the population is only tens of millions, and now he has another group of wealthy landowners in the mirage area who have worked hard to squeeze and search for hundreds of years of treasures. Antique works of art can smash entire industries into cabbage fields.

Besides, the demand for this thing itself is not as positive as that of alienated products.

At this time, Bei Zhikang and others who were left alone laughed heartily.

I can’t remember how long it’s been since I’ve experienced such a scene. It’s a bit Stockholm and masochistic to say it out, but this is what they really need, an equal conversation scene without class, and it’s easy to be biased if you live for a long time. Listening to partial beliefs and then being satisfied and lost in the status quo, this group of tyrants on vacation can make the base understand itself and this cruel doomsday era well.

Especially Bei Zhikang.

The old guy can keenly perceive the meaning of the eyes of Li Cang and others looking at the base, just like a warlord looking at a chaebol. For example, imagine how the two eldest princesses of the Southern and Northern Dynasties would look at each other when they met?

Boss Bei was successfully amused by his brain hole.

Family members, who would believe it? I have led soldiers all my life and fought countless beautiful battles, but now I am regarded as a local rich man. If the timing is not right, Boss Bei really wants to give Qin Zhenzhen that little The girl posted a whole set of kaomoji on her hair and at the same time complained about her current inner monologue. (end of this chapter)