The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Two hours later, a large pot of water with ginger, candied dates and brown sugar was simmering on the charcoal fire. Qiao Shasha was holding a porcelain bowl to drink slowly, smiling.

"It tastes good, right? We didn't blow out the craftsmanship that my mother has been cooking for more than ten years!" Li Cang wiped his hands, "Then I turned off the fire, when you want to drink, just warm it up You can also add a little bird's nest and white fungus to increase the taste."

"Hypocrisy! Don't please me. I'll sleep with you if you deserve it. Don't please me. I'll sleep with you in the future, and if she doesn't sleep with you, I'll sleep with you~"

"These little shoes are well worn!" Li Cang looked at her in surprise: "That's not the case. I just came to see you. Seeing that you didn't reply to the message, I thought something happened here. I'll talk to you later. In such a situation, hurry up and shake people, the trajectory changes rapidly, don’t wait! I’ll sit with you for a while and I’ll leave, my mother is still on the island, it’s rare for her to have a chance to go and play!”

Fu Jinxin couldn't tell whether it was disappointment or relief, and then suddenly there were one or two moments of unconvinced anger, and she really wanted to ask why, why some people don't even smell the flesh near their mouths, it's not good for a Or am I not pretty enough?
Qiao Shasha pursed her lips and smiled, and glanced at Fu Jinxin: "Then stay with me for a while, talk, you hand me that bottle of red wine, they all say that drinking a little red wine during menstruation is good for you~"

"Is there such a thing?"

"Anyway, I feel very comfortable and relaxed after drinking it." Qiao Shasha poured the red wine into the glass, took a sip, and lay down on Li Cang's lap to let him hold the wine. If you have any wish this time, Auntie will fulfill you!"

Li Cang thought seriously: "What do you think of the lotus light?"

"I'll see what I see with my eyes!" The little aunt got angry and said, "Let her dress it up for you, hmph, if a man doesn't have a good thing, I will know the kind of cow you like the most! "

Li Cang said truthfully: "She can't do it, the clothes of Heguangzhe don't match her."

Little aunt: "???"

Fu Jinxin: "???"

She was gentle and caring just now, but it's over so soon, why is it getting reinforced, men are indeed fickle.

The little auntie twisted the inside of Li Cang's thigh tightly. After twisting for a long time, she was very reluctant and couldn't help asking: "Is it really that big? Can she still walk? Can't she fall on the ground? Damn it!" , how can anyone grow up like that, it has already affected the balance of the body, okay!"

Li Cang was very surprised: "But the one with the lotus light is not big!"

"What do you mean? What do you mean! You and my mother put this cognitive bias?"

Fu Jinxin added weakly: "He Guangzhe. She is really not big. At least she can't be regarded as the most valuable breasts. The first buttocks in the spirit cage..."

Fu Jinxinsha, who stabbed his heart out with a knife, went crazy.

The little aunt went crazy.

uh-huh.

This is an honest kid, the kind who deserves to be bullied.

Qiao Shasha gasped for breath after the two of them burst into flames, and after seeing the picture of the He Guangzhe that Fu Jinxin had finally found and saved, she continued to squint at Fu Jinxin: "Then poke it out, and let your brother-in-law see if the label is qualified or not." , I can't do it anymore, I have nothing to do with my whole body except the waist, but I can't afford such lustful clothes!"

"Sister~"

Fu Jin's face was bleeding.

The topic somehow came to the wedding of the 3/7 base that caused a sensation in the Sky Island era: "Hey, that friend of yours really married two people. If you want me to say that he is related to you, otherwise with the conservative rules of the Huaxia base Will the law allow this to happen?"

Li Cang has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem, and honestly analyzed the market: "It doesn't count, it's not shabby to make money, the base is still dominated by profit at this stage, and the control in many aspects is actually not so strict. , I don’t support it, I don’t oppose it. If you can afford it and pay taxes, I dare to marry it. To some extent, it can be regarded as a means of increasing taxes and solving people’s livelihood problems. After all, you can really marry and afford it. , not most people, as for other issues, such as intermarriage between strong and strong—”

"what about me?"

"Cough cough cough cough cough."

"Tch!" Qiao Shasha rolled her eyes, "Look, it scares you. You said that you are a well-known God of Plague and Tiger of Cleansing Streets even if you kill people on the orbital line, and you are a well-known god of plague and street tiger. Why haven't you cultivated such energy-raising skills? When you come out, it's still the same as when I met you two years ago, like a child, be more mature, hey!"

"I don't forget my original intention!"

"You're mentally ill!"

"Hey, you reminded me that my psychiatrist seems to be a perfect candidate for the role of the bearer!"

"Do you dare? I don't agree!"

Li Cang stared at her blankly, this was very strange, she recognized Da Leizi, and Suo Zhihui had met him kindly, how could a pear blow up just by talking about it casually, it is hard to understand.

As a result, the little aunt said lightly: "First come, first come first! The trouble you caused, you have to solve our Jinxin's problem first. I treat Jinxin as my own sister. Didn't you realize that she even looks very similar to me? , unless you don't come here in the future, otherwise this little girl won't want to pretend to be someone else in her heart, she and I and you are life-threatening friendships, so we can bear to watch her die alone?"

"No, can you stop talking about such blunt questions in front of others?"

What Li Cang avoids is not the problem itself, but the people. How could he take the initiative to avoid an unresolved problem? He felt that discussing this kind of plot face-to-face was a disservice to the parties involved. A disrespectful, impolite look.

"Huh?" The little aunt raised her eyebrows, "She made the bed after you left last time. She slept with me before you came, and she also slept with me after you left. She didn't dislike the bed you slept in at all." What about Heren, now you let him avoid you?"

Li Cang looked at the little aunt speechlessly: "Let's talk again! Let's talk again! Let me tell you, little aunt, do you have a tendency to go through menopause recently? It's just a thought."

"You're fucking menopausal! I'm only 30 years old and I'll replace your grandma!" The little aunt was almost roaring, "Let's talk about your size! I don't know you yet! When you come next time, dare to tell my mother that you are too old!" Don’t let your mouth go when you’re too familiar!”

Li Cang was overjoyed, and it was rare for him to speak earnestly: "Don't get excited, what do you do, I think you just have a sense of crisis too much, it's okay, darling, I actually like being older."

"Isn't that right, that guy named Jin is not a good cake, he's ten years older than me?" The little aunt came up with an antelope hanging horn: "It's my honor to take a look at the parent-child interaction video between you and Instructor Rao, tsk , you guys, uh, uh, uh, Gan Sen was provoked by the forehead."

Li Cang narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Comrade Xiao Fu, please go out and bring it to the door, thank you!"

"Ok!"

"you dare?"

Fu Jinxin ran faster than a rabbit.

At around twelve o'clock in the evening, Li Cang left.

The little aunt pouted her slender waist unrequitedly, buried her face in the pillow: "Pour a glass of water~"

"Oh~" Fu Jinxin poured a glass of water honestly, slapped his small face and frowned delicately, "Sister Sasha, why are you forcing him, I think it's fine now, but I don't There is no need to go any further for that kind of demand, it is already very satisfying mentally!"

Qiao Shasha turned over, gulped and rinsed her mouth, rubbed her knees and said, "Little girl knows a hammer, wait until he touches you and say something like this before I will convince you!"

"What do you mean?"

"You've never been in a relationship, right? When you hold hands, you want to kiss. When you kiss, you want to touch. When you touch, you want to, huh~"

"Sister Sasha, are you sure you are talking about a woman?"

"I'm pretty sure, psychologically, women are always more impatient than men!"

"Sister Sasha" Fu Jinxin took a step back cautiously, "Sister Sasha, I think you are looking at people with colored glasses. I have reason to think that you are talking about yourself. After all, you are old after all, and you are like a wolf and a tiger." Excuse me, you don't need to excuse yourself, or even feel ashamed, I understand, I understand!"

"Little bitch, you little rascal, I will kill you right now!!"

Fu Jinxin blinked her big eyes: "Sister Sasha, how on earth did you do it? For several hours, you didn't even eat. You know you are too lazy to help the oil bottle when it arrives."

"Recognize me as your sister, you have picked me up, let me tell you, you still have a lot of good things in the future, how can others have this opportunity to inspect the goods first and then make a decision, come here, come here, don't think I don't know you listen to the corner , you are a habitual offender!"

Fu Jinxin was stunned for half a second before she understood the meaning of what this tough crazy woman said. It was too late to run away, but Qiao Shasha slapped her down and pushed her down, laughing maniacally like an idiot.

"You are perverted! You are insane! You will only make rice expensive if you stay in this world!"

Satisfied, Qiao Shasha got up from Fu Jinxin, pinched her palm-sized face, like a successful villain: "Little girl, you know too much, if you don't surrender, you can only die. My sister can't do anything by your side anyway." Let you go, you know the entries and key rules of Tilly's composition nine out of ten, will you blame sister?"

Fu Jinxin was stunned for a moment, and covered her face: "No! I... I might really like my brother-in-law a little bit. When you talked to me and my brother-in-law just now, in my heart, there was even a hint of secret joy."

"Aha! Little rascal! You are finally willing to tell the truth! My old lady knows it! I have never made a fuss when I look at people with piercing eyes. She pretends to be serious, and you, little rascal, look at your brother-in-law behind your back. Yes, ahahaha!"

"???"

Fu Jinxin felt that she had been greatly hurt, and asked unwillingly for a moment, "Really?"

"I'm lying to you! My mother's heart is tied to that little bastard, how could she have the heart to look at you at that time? You are not so naive as to really think that beautiful men and women take all, and absolutely cross genders, right?"

"!!!"

Fu Jinxin almost vomited blood, didn't it mean that this crazy woman is too vengeful, didn't she just accidentally stabbed her, is she going to poke me into briquettes or something?

But Fu Jinxin didn't bother to argue anymore, she hugged herself and cried: "Sister Shasha, brother-in-law is actually very kind to you, as soon as I can't get in touch, I'll come right away!"

"I'm afraid that he won't come, and I'm afraid that he will come around~" Qiao Shasha hugged her legs and said, "Every time a relative comes, I'm afraid, I'm afraid that he will come to me at this time, and then I will be disappointed, and then. At least I can be sure that he didn't come to me because of that, the little bastard is doing well, next time I'll give him a play!"

"Sister Shasha, as Jimei who has been with you through wind and rain for three years, I find it puzzling that you still have such low self-confidence?"

Qiao Shasha glanced at him: "He's twenty and I'm thirty. You don't need to mention his age. Maybe it's still an advantage. You just say, how many people are facing a guy like this? Can you be confident in front of him? Rao Qifang?"

Fu Jinxin nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, squinting her eyes and looking at the ceiling: "Yes, yes, I never dared to look at my brother-in-law. Five to eighty thousand people can't wait to write their superiority on their face, let alone brother-in-law, well, brother-in-law doesn't need it, brother-in-law's aura is like a palace of hell, and his eyes are like an abyss!"

"Actually, there is also an advantage. He misses the old days."

"So you are an old man, Sister Sasha, then you must be careful to replace the old man with the new generation!"

Qiao Shasha patted her lower abdomen and said, "Be confident, sister is like new every day, not old!"

"Hey~ I'm still a child~ I can't hear such words~"

"It's really 'small'." Qiao Shasha rolled her eyes, "The two of them just can't make a pair of A, it's embarrassing for brothers and sisters, it's good to be young, if I'm such a thing, I'm ashamed to say it to the outside world."

"Ah, Qiao Shasha, you damn ghost, I was infected by you, and she was going to develop again, but I met you and the arrival of the Sky Island Age, and I suffered from hunger for several months. Finally, the conditions were better. If I eat a rabbit once and eat a rabbit next time, I'm going to eat like a rabbit!"

"Goose goose goose! Just you? Second development? Auntie is laughing to death! Let me tell you, little sister, some things are not born and it is unlikely to have them. This kind of attribute engraved in DNA, Unless there is a genetic mutation or A is exchanged for A, I can only think about it~"

"That's you!" Fu Jin was 1 dissatisfied, and said viciously: "Our family has this tradition! People in our family are generally late in development! Just wait, Sister Sasha, when the time comes, you can find no corner to hug and cry Call me for help, I have a fantastic location!"

"Take your life! I'm pretty sure you won't survive that day!"