The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Li Cang took a break from his busy schedule to take a break from Tilly's work, and several large pots had already been set up in the worm's nest, and a grill was set up. Wild boar stewed with wild vegetables, mushrooms, and domestic pigs stewed with sauerkraut. The roe deer, and a few blue peacocks whose treatment was not even as good as the food reserves, were plucked and died with their hearts open.

"Hey, butcher's dish?"

Upon hearing the sound, Old Wang scolded directly: "Damn, you are free, you made me step on the horse and dig out three sets of pigs into the water!"

Li Cang stretched out five fingers and shook: "50 golden melon seeds!"

"Father, please sit down, father, drink tea, father, you are auspicious, father, please wait a moment, the big pork knuckle will be stewed soon!"

To tell the truth, killing a pig and opening half of it is not too difficult a job, but this whole set of processing pigs into the water is really boring and tortures people. Lao Wang is now sincerely exuding a smell of freshly opened pigs. The celiac-like smell can't simply be said to be smelly or fishy, ​​but it's just such an awkward smell.

Pig killing is actually a very solemn banquet event in the north. Only killing pigs is called pig killing dishes, otherwise it can only be called sauerkraut. It seems that many people in Yanchuan remember that if a pig is not slaughtered, it cannot be called Chinese New Year. Wen Wen Serve a pot of white ice with a few boxes of beer, and invite friends and relatives from all over the world to have a lively meal of grilled sand liver, steamed pig blood and other butchery dishes. This is the love and boldness in the ice and snow.

"Is the matter over?" Rao Qifang put on sleeves and an apron, supervising the two three dogs with a serious face, pounding garlic with a stone mortar, "It's great, it's been a long time since I have relaxed so much, the base Yanchuan people are so northern Too many, why didn’t anyone think of making a lively pig-killing dish, and finally found a feeling of going home here, hey, damn girl, be quicker, has your sand liver been roasted yet?”

Da Leizi's face darkened, and he reluctantly threw a black object to Rao Qifang: "You are the only one who is greedy, please can you be a bit like a mother, a pig is just such a small piece of sand liver , and then you can eat two of the three pigs yourself!"

"Give me the one in your hand too, my son hasn't eaten yet, he doesn't have eyesight!"

"Tsk! You are so old, you can't just eat sand liver! You have to make up! You have to make up for it!" Li Leisi glanced at Li Cang eccentrically, then turned her head and yelled, "Aunt Kong? Aunt Kong! Give Li Cang a stir fry Crispy! More kidneys, less yellow throat, no belly!"

A group of tough girls gathered together was indeed ecologically reversed, laughing and screaming.

"It seems that Teacher Cang has homework tonight?"

"It hits the nail on the head."

"Pigs are no good. Pig loins are suitable for our teacher Cang's eyes at any level. Come on, give Teacher Cang four dog waists, no, wolf waists, scorpion belly, male dog waist, unicorn arms, mermaid line love handles, that's it." It’s called supplementing the shape with the shape, and the vulgar thing like the wild boar’s kidney is only suitable for the old king!”

"What's wrong with wild boars? People like wild boars with their domineering shape and aggressiveness. What are wolves? Have you heard of tofu waist with copper head and iron tail?"

"Excuse me, how many times do you pronounce 'chong'?"

"Shh, why are you arguing, and what to do if you scare Teacher Cang away? It's all your fault for coming up with an idea. When hunting, you have to have fun. My mother believed your evil and immediately dismissed Teacher Cang. I didn't have any addiction. Too bad, but I haven't seen anyone else all night, and I don't know if it's cheap, that little bitch is holding back her words, so don't delay my old lady's pleasing eyes!"

Faced with this level of personal attacks, Li Cang always said that his clothes were not as good as those of newcomers, and he said straightly without any technical content: "Mom, your clothes——"

Li Leisi turned her face faster than she turned a book, but this time she turned her face in the opposite direction.

"Father!"

Last time in the tragic egg-filled biscuit COS case, Li Leisi stole not only Li Cang's high school uniform from her, but also Rao Qifang's own dress skirt. Rao Qifang knew that her daughter-in-law was so rebellious, Comrade Da Leizi could only say that she would die very well.

Hearing this, Li Cang changed his tone in satisfaction: "Mom, your clothes are all worn out. I gave you an idea a few days ago and asked the young lady to make you some leather armor and work clothes. You can try them later." Size, take it home directly?"

Rao Qifang acted as if she didn't understand the slander between the two little bastards.

If you are not deaf or dumb, it is difficult to be in charge of the family.

"It's no wonder you're so busy and still thinking about Mom, unlike that little bastard who wants to hide two miles away when he sees me!" Rao Qifang said. Don't be too thoughtful, you know, look at your dry body without any flesh, and then look at that dead girl's white and fat appearance, what is a big heart, this is a big heart!"

Li Leisi's eyes widened and she killed half of the sand liver in one gulp: "What is white and fat? Rao Qifang, who are you talking about? It's just my wife's Everest pair, my mother's waist, hips, and legs that are longer than his life. Who is getting fat in vain, who is getting fat in vain, with all these little girls on the island, can you find one who is stronger than me?"

Click, take another half bite.

"Oh, I'm proud of it, there is no one who is more lustful than you." Rao Qifang rolled his eyes in disdain, "Who is that, Lizi, come here!"

Li Leisi: "."

Is this mom?

Let's just say, is this my real mother?
Why on earth does this kind of thing become my real mother?

Of course, even the outspoken Da Leizi dared to be filial to his mother and daughter in his heart, not only did he not dare to show face to Rao Qifang, he even had to hold a decent smile to keep it from disappearing from the corner of his mouth!
Li Cang suddenly realized something was wrong: "Mom, she seems to have eaten our sand liver!"

Rao Qifang: "???"

Li Leisi's chewing movements froze, and she was a little dazed when she saw the two empty sticks in her hands. Wasn't it that? Is it too late for my old lady to slaughter two pigs now?
Too late.

Rao Qifang is going to hang Li Leisi on the grill.

Left and right, this dead girl is crazy all over the world because she doesn't care about her family all day long. It's great to change to a more filial daughter-in-law, so as not to worry about it.

Just when Li Leisi vaguely saw the grandma and grandma coming together, she didn't know which little cutie who saved the world unfortunately missed, a big goose with half of its neck broken and only a layer of skin attached to its head rushed into the fire Heap, swaying flames and spraying blood all the way, stirring up the whole bonfire site into a mess
The screams of the Women's Army can tear anyone's eardrums.

Some people's clothes were burned with small holes, and some people's bodies were covered with semi-solidified blood spots that smelled of burnt protein. The black ash formed several small gray tornadoes under the flames, and everyone was ashamed. , all over the place.

Lao Wang's intestines were washed in vain, and he looked at the big basin full of dust and charcoal, dumbfounded: "Damn it, as expected of a village tyrant, this destructive power is at least two walking corpses!"

"Pot pot pot!" The little lady's screams were faintly heard, "The sauerkraut pot is not covered!"

I don’t get sick if I don’t clean up and eat it. It’s clean after three seconds on the ground. Anyway, no one dislikes these pots of sauerkraut that hastily knocked out the dirt on the surface.
All of them are dazzling and fragrant.

Da Leizi was drunk by the plastic sisters taking advantage of the excitement, and was basically escorted away.

As a camping ground, the lair echoes the mood of Pharaoh and Li Cang. The two have never been ambiguous about enjoying life. There are many wooden and stone independent hunting lodges here. It seems a bit weird to some extent, but the main thing is to highlight an original taste, a primitive wildness, and arrange dog legs to drag the women who are staggering around and pile them into each hut like dead dogs. Old Wang sat by the fire and clinked glasses with Li Cang: "It's so strange, hey, you started drinking after everyone dispersed?"

"Huh?" Li Cang shook the cold beer with ice slag in his glass, took a sip and hissed, and he pretended to be as earth-shattering as drinking soup, medicine and alcohol, "Replace these more than 100 female fairies with five Sixty-seven and eighty-year-old aunt, just like Grandpa Zhong’s village, I remember that you didn’t dare to be presumptuous at all, honestly like a quail~”

Old Wang shivered, not sure if the beer was too cold or his heart was too cold: "Fuck, girls in remote mountain villages, who dares to blow their hair with them? If you say a few more words, they will directly pick your pants. Just ask if you are afraid?"

"Speaking of which, Mr. Cang, you have a very unique taste. The world is full of fat, swallows and skinny. You can take whatever you want. You tell me that you miss those aunts and grandmas? You are really out of blood!"

"Emmmm, are you homesick?"

Li Cang bared his teeth sadly: "Oh, I seem to have secretly wiped your tears when you turned your bowels. Why, miss our Grandpa Wang?"

"Fuck you, I was given to Xun!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes." Li Cang perfunctory, and clinked glasses with Lao Wang again, "I'm very curious, what do you mean by taking the little lady to visit the White Bath Palace a few days ago?"

The old Wang is confident: "I asked her to check the service of the White Bath Palace. We have to let her know that we go to a regular place and enjoy regular events. Those who play with meat are all low-level places. I don't want to see meat. Just want to eat, don’t say it, don’t say it really, once massaged the feet, the little lady said yes after feeling it, and the thumbs up said it’s normal, hum, otherwise I’m going to let the aunt Give me an extra 200 yuan!"

This outrageous brain circuit, this heaven-defying operation, it can be said that Master Wang has worked so hard to wash his feet that he doesn't even want to face it.
Just to wash your feet!

Li Cang smiled: "Miss, you didn't let your howl scare me. I heard the pig today, and it screamed badly without you pressing its feet."

"Wipe" Lao Wang raised his middle finger, "That's called a natural reaction, you can't control it, you know, besides, pressing your feet is really timi sour, it hurts, itches and numbs!"

"Then how can you hold back when you press your renal reflex area?"

"Fuck off, I'm good at Chunchun Kidney!"

"Master, the mistress has already fallen asleep." Two Letitias swam over silently with their snake tails stretched, graceful and graceful, like real willows blowing in the wind, "but your room in the stilted building is occupied by the mistress's mistress." Now, the hunting lodge is full, do you need me to clear out another room for you?"

Li Cang waved his hand, telling the two troublemakers to leave immediately.

"Tsk~" Old Wang winked and said, "You little devil slave is really good, you twisted so hard. If you ask me, this is a pure water snake waist. It's not a loss to keep it! Also, look at the Academy of Casting Armor Finished Products I am envious, saying that it is several times more perfect than the limit of bone gold, and wishing to achieve that effect would cost a lot of coins!"

Although the bone gold is just a product of icing on the cake, it doesn't actually improve the strength of the secondary group and increase the life support, but it can't stand the large amount, without Liliana, simply wanting to use the bone gold to pile up the bastards' equipment is not enough Now that you know how many coins you need, Li Cang's bloodline second son system has already begun to use tens of millions as a unit.

Liliana created corresponding value, and Li Cang's thoughts on sending it back to his hometown have temporarily faded a lot.

As for Letitia
I don't know whether this little girl is intentional or intentional. There are tons of nutrients and energy substrates in the giant algae seeds, and there is still no movement until now.

In the past, Li Cang might have been able to threaten her with the life of an anticlimactic tiger out of humanitarianism, but now the meaning of the three things is already a trinity. Li Cang could only bark his teeth at her with his indifferent look.

bother.

"What are you thinking? Mr. Cang, you said that this trajectory should not be endless, right? Now the things we encounter are getting stronger and stronger. In the past, being beaten could comfort me to gain wisdom through the pitfalls. Now, I'm afraid that if you lose a battle, you'll be scooped up, and it's impossible to turn over and get up. How long can we keep going like this? People have mistakes, horses have mistakes, and people can't live forever Don't you want to lose a battle?"

"This wave of reverse poisonous milk antelope hanging horns is full of hype!" Li Cang raised his thumb, "I never thought that you, Mr. Wang, would be so reliable!"

"I step on a horse?? I'm telling you something serious!"

No wonder Pharaoh murmurs, whoever doesn’t murmur, if this timi follows this development trend, Pharaoh feels that it may not be long before he has to choose between the thing that sees too much milk and the thing that sees the egg hatched. Who can stand it!

"Done?"

"Damn it, people are dead and birds are in the sky, drink!"

Facing Li Cang, who was crumbling with a bottle of beer, Lao Wang didn't care much. These years, he basically used his current wine and food to order, and every box would be sold out every minute. Xiang Dansheng, sinfully, went into a room and picked up Bai Huazi, who was rolled up like a spring roll by the quilt, and rushed out of the nest without saying a word. Struggling but not daring, he could only look around pleadingly with a deer-like pitiful and helpless eyes, not trying to seek emergency measures.
After all, she didn't even take a look at Li Cang, who was so big and a living person standing there, she was just purely afraid.

Bai Huazi, as a civil servant who receives three salaries, seven insurances and one gold subsidy throughout the year, is aware of the special and risky nature of the job of a small spy, knowing that sooner or later she will not escape the tiger's mouth In fact, poor Bai Huazi has no idea about this kind of thing at all. She is actually a person who has no opinion, no judgment, pure kindness and innocence, and her mental defense is so weak that even the inferior methods he used in the early days of Xiangguo can't resist her. be careful
In a word, Bai Huazi never thought of resisting anything, and just accepted it.

And in her opinion, she was the main person responsible for the accident at the base, and the reason why she didn't go to prison in Fusheng Island Chain was because Lao Wang protected her, so the little girl had a certain fear and gratitude towards Lao Wang. Yes, the problem is, it's really scary, it's just too scary for a little girl, and the guy who's carrying her has red eyes and looks like he's going to eat people, and he's going to throw her into the pot for stewing
will die!
I will be spoiled to death!
what should I do?
Is it a symbolic resistance or a refusal?

Would it be impolite?
Will he be unhappy?
Old Wang: "You grandma, what are you twisting, be honest with me, don't think about good things for a dry and blind little Chaihe girl like you, let me tell you, I don't want to push my ass for me, you Didn’t I drink, I’ll draw a spring and summer full of cherry blossoms to cheer me up and miss!”

Bai Huazi was silent.

Li Cang was also silent.

This guy
What a beast!