The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 1397 Old Wang: Li, you never pretend to be gentle when it comes to beasts!

Probably because the wild game that I shot down with a gun in my hand is particularly moving, this group of guys scored twice in the morning and got another meal.
Li Cang looked up and sighed.

Wild boar stewed with wild vegetables, roasted wild beef, pheasant and wild rabbits are obviously too hard-core for breakfast, not to mention that the smell of meat from last night has not dissipated. Lose weight and lose fat and operate yourself like this?
"It's comfortable~" Kong Jingqiao seldom sleeps in. "This place is really good. I don't like letting them sleep below. The hut is facing the lake. I listen to the waves in the forest. I was caught by the morning sun." Woke up, so happy!"

Jin Yujing: "What? Zhao Yang? Which Zhao Yang? That Zhao Yang? When did he come? So you Chef Kong likes such an aunt? Secretly?"

Kong Jing cleverly picked up a bull leg and chased Jin Yujing two miles away.

Rao Qifang couldn't help laughing: "It's better to be up there, the air is ventilated, and the scenery in the hive is good, but it always feels a bit boring, son, do you usually sleep on it or down?"

"There should be more in the stilted building, it's convenient, and there are mosquitoes under the insect nest!"

Li Cang probably belonged to the kind of person who would not sleep when he heard mosquitoes screaming, and felt irritable for no reason.

"Mosquitoes? Mosquitoes have evolved now! I can bite such a big bag with the effort of picking a vegetable! Huh, so I'm still tender!" Li Leisi carried a two-meter-high banana bunch in front of the two of them, "Li Cang, you prodigal son, don't you know our property like the back of your hand? Why don't you know that the bananas are ripe? They're all rotten! I feel so sorry for my old lady!"

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Li Leisi and Tai Xiaoyi are not meat-loving contestants like Li Cang and Lao Wang. They love fruit and have dozens of temperate and tropical fruit conservation rooms under the insect nest. Of course, there are no frigid zones. The frigid zone environment exceeds The upper limit of temperature control and turnover of bee hives requires external support to be able to imitate. These breeding nests are full of products donated by friends, searched by themselves, and collected by bee colonies. Li Cang is not only interested in the big pythons and crocodiles inside. Besides, they rarely go in. Naturally, they don't know when bananas, durians, or mangoes will be ripe.

Li Leisi broke off the thick cigar-shaped millet bananas with almost no curvature, and her tone was full of indescribable sense of superiority: "Give Qifang, you two try it, the base doesn't have this, it's ripe on the tree!"

Li Cang was shocked: "What? Bananas can be ripened on the tree?"

As an authentic northerner, Li Cang, who has only been to Xiehe the farthest, obviously has no chance to taste the bananas that are really ripe on the tree. The just right exaggeration successfully made everyone laugh, but there is one thing to say, this kind of millet banana itself tastes The aroma is very good, and then everyone was shocked to find that Miss Baihuazi had been silently picking out a bunch of things that she slowly peeled and ate from the fire, which were actually bananas.
"What, what's the matter. Do you want to eat too?" Bai Huazi panicked after being stared at by so many people, "Roasted plantains are delicious!"

"When did she pick it up!"

"Bananas can still be eaten like this?"

"It's bananas!"

"North-South Difference!"

"Forgive me for my short-sightedness, the northerners make ignorant grunts"

"Hey, why are people always secretly eating food that I don't know about? Hey, I just want to know what is that pot of meat that Master Wang is showing off in his hand!"

Lao Wang raised his head: "Gushi goose cubes, spicy ones, it will be delicious with rice!"

Tai Xiaoyi's face turned red: "There is still more, there is still in the pot!"

Lao Wang didn't feel ashamed at all for his behavior of eating alone, and he just complained: "You little girls, all of you look at the wind and willows on the surface, and your fingers don't touch the sun and spring water, but you have black hands behind your back. Is it easy for Mr. Cang to raise a few big swans so hard? He killed dozens of them in a short time yesterday. It’s a good time to ride a horse. I will have to count the goose eggs for supper in the future. I used to Teacher He Cang is open to eat!"

This is incredible, the crowd is really excited.

"what?"

"Swan? There's actually a swan in this pot?"

"You are so cruel! Let me taste it!"

"Don't grab it!"

Lao Wang is ashamed of the bumpkin behavior of this group of beautiful women with beautiful clothes and jade belts. The swan is just a swan, and it is not the alienated swan that Mr. Cang tricked back. You know, if you show them the truck-sized, black-and-white, red-brained alienated country one, can't they have a collective orgasm?
When the group of women went mad, Li Cang quietly gave Rao Qifang and the others a bowl of dusty meat and rice: "Mom, try this, it's a good thing!"

Rao Qifang took a sip: "Hey, it's also swan meat, right?"

Kong Jingqiao firmly insisted: "Yan Lai Mushroom!"

Jin Yujing said with disgust: "It's a bit fishy!"

Li Cang gave Chef Kong a thumbs-up: "It's you, you know it's a wild goose mushroom just by smelling it. There are only so few in the forest. I picked them all yesterday. Fortunately, I caught a lot of wild geese before. I went in to help them stack buffs, and I didn’t live up to it, or there were only a few flowers that popped up occasionally in a small area, and it seemed that there would be no more.”

The goose mushrooms in thick oil and red sauce look inconspicuous, but the braised wild goose meat in sauce is very unambiguous and fragrant.

Rao Qifang nodded in approval of the taste: "Mushrooms are good, almost catching up with the taste last time, son, do you remember that once we went to the mountain to pick a lot of mushrooms to make mixed stewed mushrooms, that taste"

"Remember to remember!"

Old Wang: "Hold the grass, the taste of mushrooms in that pot sauce is too savory, the kind that people will remember for a lifetime!"

Li Leisi: "Why don't I know?"

Rao Qifang hehe, squinting: "Oh, at that time you were eating hamburgers and fried chicken on the other side of the ocean, watching coyotes and raccoons baring their teeth!"

"Okay, Rao Qifang, are you polite, you mother, you actually took my boyfriend and friends out to play secretly while I was away?"

"What nonsense are you talking about outsider, this is my own son!"

"@#¥%" It can be seen that the daughter-in-law of Lao Rao's family is really not a good one. Li Leisi turned her grief and anger into a scapegoat and asked Suo Zhihui, "How do you look after the house, how do you look after the house, and you agreed to watch and help each other How about defending against foreign enemies together, you don’t even know that Li Cang is fooling around with other women? Are you deaf and blind?”

"Damn girl, I think you want to die!"

As a result, Suo Zhihui suddenly said: "Auntie Rao often takes Li Cang out to play. I saw them in a nightclub once. Li Cang sang very well! The atmosphere is very good! Oh yes, that song Rao Auntie seems to have recorded it and engraved it on a CD, and I heard it when I was riding in Auntie's car!"

"Ah? Is there such a thing?"

"Li Cang? Going to a nightclub? Singing? What song?"

really.

Easily distracted.

"That's it." Suo Zhihui thought hard, but couldn't remember what the title of the song was, so she waved her fist and hummed, "'You said you love me. There are many beautiful women around you. Flowers bloom and fall. I love you in a blink of an eye. "More than a year" seems to be sung like this, it's a DJ version, and the rhythm is pretty good."

Li Leisi: "Those surnamed Li, those surnamed Rao, your taste is really vulgar, hello!"

"You know a hammer. Old songs are like wine, and they will last forever!"

"You are right!"

"Oh, it's pretty good when I think about it, I can see how big I am every day, but now it's good, I don't see it once in a few months!"

"Tch, the typical scar is healed and the pain is forgotten. At that time, you could indeed see you every day, you are so big, but you have to worry about when you will suddenly lose sight every day, right?"

"Damn girl, I really should just tear up your broken mouth!"

It took several minutes for the topic to change, and the old Wang, who was pinching his chin in thought, suddenly came back to his senses, and burst out: "Hold the grass! That Brabus! That song! It was sung by you fucking kid! I just said, why does it sound so familiar, Li Cang, what the hell—”

Li Cang glanced lightly at Pharaoh, and he was so forthright that Pharaoh himself stopped talking.

Because this guy suddenly realizes that it's not fun to say what's next
hiss!
Wonderful!

Unexpectedly, you are such a teacher Cang!

You timi actually brought your leggy mother-in-law to dress up as a hot girl to hang out in a nightclub as a young couple, you are really good at riding a horse, you, you have never pretended to be gentle when it comes to beasts!
(Note: Knock on the blackboard, students who want to make up lessons, please turn to Chapter 735, what are you want to do?)
Li Leisi didn't know why.

Jin Yujing's goose smile fully recognized Li Cang's singing skills: "Yeah, I went there that day, who would have thought that our Princess Cangcang is so knowledgeable and talented, even the songs of my era and Rao Qifang's Can sing so beautifully, tsk tsk, the eyes of the old aunts in the nightclub were shining!"

Li Cang looked at Suo Zhihui: "You were there that day?"

"Yes, yes! It's a group activity in the dance class!" Suo Zhihui said, "There are so many people that it is not convenient to pass by, but I am the one who whistles the loudest. My classmates even ordered a bouquet for you." It took a bottle of wine to be delivered to the table, but you confiscated it, she has been missing for a long time!"

"It's been so many years, I can't remember exactly"

"You don't remember?"

"Teacher Cang went to that kind of place every day, someone delivered wine every day, how could he remember." Old Wang snorted, "When he was poor, he always hung out in the nightclub street. The little sister and the old aunt are very generous, the wine, fruit plate and snacks Mr. Cang can't finish it all by himself, and the old man also messed around a lot at that time, and the free prostitution tastes especially delicious!"

Jin Yujing couldn't stop laughing, and raised her thumbs up: "It can be called a model of self-reliance in the new era!"

Li Cang's face was a little bit hot: "Heroes don't mention the bravery back then, ahem, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, but I'm still wronged. The first salary I earned was bought a flat and repaired it before I was serious. After living here, Timi will be torn apart along with the earth, this world is really full of malice towards ordinary people!"

ho~
Are you still an ordinary person?
"That's right, it's not easy for my son to be beaten. A little baby has just started to understand, and he can be said to have been begging all the way to support himself so much! And he has raised him so handsome!" Rao Qifang narrowed his eyes, his eyes were very kind, "Unlike some yellow-haired girls who don't have a hammer, Bai Baihua's old lady eats herself into a ground vat with hundreds of thousands of dollars, and in the end she has to spend a lot of money to send her abroad for medical treatment. Bah, how is she so embarrassed? She !"

Li Leisi: "???"

Such unreliable parents and mothers at the stall are not ashamed to complain, Rao Qifang, you are so powerful!

Jin Yujing sighed: "If there is no such accident."

"A good person's life doesn't last long, and a scourge lasts for a thousand years!" Lao Wang snorted, "This dang Mao probably thought that he was going to die for a few days, and even I was fooled by him and sent away, mom, you too, right? Who would have thought that the sick guy at that time, Timi would suddenly be alive and kicking in the blink of an eye, you all don't know how surprised I was when I received this message on the empty island, damn, cooperating with God is really true You can't starve to death, blind house sparrow!"

Li Leisi was rarely silent.

Suo Zhihui looked at Li Cang obsessively, obsessively, stubbornly, and moved. She had exchanged this question with Li Cang last time, and the answer she got was actually similar, which surprised and delighted her. The small tea bag obviously She was a girl full of emotions, and this bit of cruel kindness was enough to bring tears to her eyes.

Li Cang returned his hand and squeezed the still awkward spine: "It is better to live than to die. After two years, it has somewhat disappeared. It is not as scary as before. I reckon that according to this progress, I will be able to live in another three to fifty years." It's a beautiful thing to see your own spinal dimples, I'm very envious of other people's beauty dimples, as expected, people still want everything!"

Rao Qifang also reached in and pinched it: "Tsk, you're so big, then you don't want to ask how many people envy your bone?"

Li Cang was itchy: "Do you mean before or after the disaster?"

"goose!"

Li Leisi extremely despises this kind of motherly kindness and filial piety that openly shows affection: "I said that you two are almost done, as if it's the same as the one picked up by the old lady, what good is it for you, I don't know Yue If it is full, it will lose water and if it is full, it will overflow, it will be outrageous every day!"

"Dogs bark!"

"You have half of the credit for me, and the blood type is up to you. Now you call me a dog?"

"Little bastard, I think you are lacking practice-you come here for my old lady! Want to run away?!"

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A group of people once again saw the oppressive force originating from the bloodline. On the track line, the boss of the sky, her second child, a dissatisfied two dissatisfied dogs passed by her, and had to suffer two big fights. The education received by Comrade Da Leizi is really normal. It's beyond the reach of human beings. It deserves their fighting power to be so awesome. My mother trained me like this when I was a child.

Pharaoh Wang is as enthusiastic as Li Cang, but the starting point may be slightly different: "Tsk tsk, I like watching two women fight the most. Oh, this punch is authentic! Hey, I said Teacher Cang, Da Leizi recently She’s grown up, she’s really daring now, hey, that’s a bad move!” (End of this chapter)

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