The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2138 "Alive"

There are already many outrageous things in this world, and outrageous people are like shit stirrers that stir more outrageous things into a sticky and disgusting paste, just like this pot of curry sauce in front of me -

Looking at the basin in front of her, Kong Jingqiao suddenly became stunned and her scalp started to tingle.

Forget it, I won’t do this anymore.

This is a dish for Jin Yujing to enjoy as a present. It is quite yellow and dirty, which suits her perfectly. He has a yellow skin and a yellow heart, and is named Master Huang.

"They haven't come back yet?"

"I'm back!"

"What about people?"

"Washing up." Tai Xiaoyi made an exaggerated gesture: "Li Cang, who was carried back by Aunt Rao, looks ten times more miserable than when he fought desperately with the master of the nest!"

Kong Jingqiao raised her head sharply: "Huh? When did you start calling her Aunt Rao?"

The poor little lady looked at her own mother with suffocation, and suddenly felt that the world was full of malice and as cold as paper. In fact, considering Tai Xiaoyi's age and Rao Qifang's early pregnancy, the effect of calling her "Auntie" might be second only to "I call you brother and you call me dad".

Kong Jingqiao also realized that she had said something wrong, and changed the subject awkwardly: "Well, um, how about the new medicinal tonic soup?"

"Mom~"

"Mom is already old, there is nothing you can't tell me. Look at you, Xiao Zhong spoils you like a little girl!"

"Yeah~!" Tai Xiaoyi held the dish in her hand and touched Kong Jingqiao's shoulder with her shoulder, very proud and proud, "Of course!"

"So it's useful?" Kong Jingqiao smiled and narrowed her eyes: "Okay, okay, mom knows you are very proud. Mom has only been cooking all her life and has made her life a mess. Mom's vision is not as good as yours, and she doesn't have your luck. But, fortunately, mom still has you."

"Mom~"

"Wow, hiss, what's that smell? The food is burnt!"

"Ah this!"

There were not many people, maybe about fifty or so, who witnessed the smoke coming out of the state banquet chef's kitchen. They were shocked to see the mother and daughter conducting a rescue excavation in the kitchen as if they were archaeologists, bringing out plates of food one after another.

"Even though it's smoking, you're still very careful. So you're afraid that the smoke will change the taste?"

"It should be, right?"

"Emm, it feels more alive."

There's nothing wrong with praising someone in any way you want. People need to eat to survive, there's nothing shameful about that.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise upstairs, and Li Cang, with his upper body naked and only a bath towel wrapped around him, was seen tumbling down the stairs like a pig. He didn't even wipe his hair and face. He knocked over several sofa decorations along the way and buried his face directly in the dining table.

Two roasted whole cows, not even a bone was spitted out; three five-liter buckets of frozen kuole with ice chips, without even a breath; a pot of raw porridge, emmm, at least this was what was left over from the clay pot.

The brutal scene made a group of spirited girls from the Ghost Fire Sisterhood scream, "Wow, he looks so skinny when he's dressed, how did he hide his muscles? The scenery is so beautiful!"

"You can only gain meat if you exert force!"

"Bath towel! It fell off, sisters, today we have to risk being beheaded by Sister Lei Lei in order to feast our eyes—"

"Eh?"

"No, who would wear shorts under a bath towel? Where is the trust between people? I don't even wear safety pants when I do COS!"

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The strong woman shed tears, and her sadness turned into a river.

"Are matter and energy really conserved? Is energy really weightless? Is this thing in front of us really a person?" Lao Wang held a lighter in his mouth and questioned his soul: "Da Leizi, why are you silent?"

"Go to hell, you ugly thing, what do you know about beauty? Don't delay me from enjoying the scenery!" "That's right!"

"My dear son, I think you are still too dependent on external things." Rao Qifang came out wiping her hair and brought up the past again: "With your, um, ability, you shouldn't behave like this. I don't understand your complicated algorithms and skills, but there must be something wrong. You have to check yourself, okay?"

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All Li Cang could do was smile bitterly.

In his case, even calling him a shit mountain code can be considered a compliment. A single unclear disease and a large blood explosion can blow the entire skill structure into pieces.

自察
There is no way to check it. Even if you use Timi's magic mirror to look at the skill entries and the formula he made, it is guaranteed that not even a single punctuation error will be found. The problem has never been here, but lies with himself.

"Forget it." Rao Qifang pulled out a napkin to help Li Cang wipe his face and mouth: "You, with your personality, should have known there was a problem a long time ago. There must be a reason why you didn't handle it properly. But, why didn't you take your new rebellious son out for a walk?"

"That thing will cost lives! You can forget about seeing it unless there's a large-scale battlefield! If Disaster shows off his magic out of nowhere, it will be enough to make this thing feel bad for half a year!" Li Lasi said some extremely terrifying words to normal people. "Hehe, we agreed to test the waters, but the two of them hid everything. How boring!"

"It's still useful." Li Cang raised his eyebrows: "At least, the application of 'Three Disasters and Eight Tribulations' is more extensive than I thought. This time I really picked up a treasure!"

A group of people looked at Jin Yujing.

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Jin Yujing drank her tea leisurely: "Well, what are you all looking at me for?"

Rao Qifang: “Oh~”

Look at why you don't jump out quickly to take advantage of the situation, bah, you are here to take credit, man, the sun is rising from the west today, what's going on, are the capitalists itching to have a conscience?

At this moment, Kong Jingqiao, who was standing on the fifth floor, was in a terrible mood. Little did she know that free things were the most valuable. She sighed and said, "Xiao Zhong, come with me to turn on the furnace and bring up two more cows."

Lao Wang: “Okay!”

Li Cang's revengeful eating finally came to a temporary halt. He took a belated look at the messy table, and then looked at the wolves surrounding him. He felt as if they were going to peel off his skin. He swallowed his saliva and silently retreated behind Li Lasi, whispering, "Clothes. Clothes."

It was natural for them to start eating it right away.

"Huh~"

"Wow, so delicate!"

"Love, love, since my brother-in-law has said so, then Sister Leilei, go and help my brother-in-law put on his clothes first. One hour should be enough!"

"How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?"

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Li Cang finally put on his "My Mom is So Beautiful" uniform that he had worn for ten thousand years. Da Lei Zi, probably to fit in with the occasion, also wore "This Side Facing the Enemy". Anyway, they were all work clothes wholesaled and custom-made by Rao Qifang, and Kongdao's house was filled to the brim.

In fact.
Every time they wear this outfit, there is an inexplicable sense of humor, and people with a low sense of humor can't help but turn into single-cylinder diesel girls.

"Geese, geese, who's sitting opposite Sister Leilei today?"

"No, I can't do it. I feel so uncomfortable. I can't straighten my back or eat. Please come and treat me. I'm kneeling down to greet you."

"Ahhh don't mess with me, I won't go, I don't want it, I can't!"

"Get out of here!"

In the end, Timi Li Cang was very encouraged. He sat opposite Li Lace. Rao Qifang ignored all that and poured a glass of champagne wine for Li Cang. She signaled with her eyes: "Son? Let's have a drink together?"

"Ah? Good! The wine in the glass! I'll finish it, you can do whatever you want!" Li Cang raised the glass and quickly put it down, asking his baby to turn around: "Leiza! Quickly fill up our mother's glass!"

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No, it’s really just one glass. Besides, that thing isn’t really wine.