Chapter 2139: Sobering Up

The feast lasted until dawn.

There are no guest rooms in the stilt house, as it had long been dismantled into a large open space by Li Cang and Lao Wang. So much so that Big Corpse Brother was busy all night ordering his lackeys to carry this and that down from the insect nest and place them in the tree houses and self-built townhouses by the Jinping Lake, just like the young lady hanging ham and bacon.

In the nest where the mutant ginseng was grown, Li Cang asked, "Are you still drinking it?"

"No, that's right." Qin Zhenzhen, who was drunk, smiled foolishly for a while and said slowly, "Just now they were yelling at you to add a dish, and I said I came to find you. We won't go, dear."

Seeing her staggering, Li Cang reached out and pulled Miss Qiu, who was sleeping soundly somewhere, out of the same source connection channel, then brought Qin Zhenzhen up and put her down, and put the small bamboo basket on Miss Qiu's back. There were bunches of red fruits in it: "Try it, it's delicious."

"Ah~" Qin Zhenzhen was fed a large handful as a matter of course, and was very satisfied: "What is this, a little sour, a little sweet, delicious!"

"Cerifera, thorny rose, bubbleberry, honeysuckle"

What Li Cang calls mountain cherries is just a local common name for gooseberries, not a real academic name. These are small things that grow on Yanchuan Mountain. They will be particularly sweet when there is autumn frost or occasional extreme heat or cool weather.

But actually he came here to pick mushrooms.

No other ginseng except its own sub-lineage will grow next to ginseng, but this does not prevent the growth of a small amount of inconspicuous brown mushrooms in these underground mountains. Even though the temperature has been a bit low recently, they are still there and they taste better. They can be used to stew mushroom soup or stir-fry bacon, fresh meat, or stew squirrel. They are so delicious that you will never get tired of eating them.

"But I don't know any of them." Qin Zhenzhen's delay was quite high, and she swayed as if she was sailing across the ocean on a boat: "Are you looking for ginseng? Are you going to stew flying dragons again?"

Li Cang lifted another basket: "Mushrooms! I'll cook some soup with squirrels for them to warm their stomachs. Shush~"

"I understand, but you can't tell Sister Leilei, right?"

"Ok!"

Qin Zhenzhen squinted her confused eyes and tried to see where the ginseng was: "Why can't I find it? Didn't they say there are a lot of them here? I want to drink ginseng chicken soup!"

"Stop!" Li Cang pressed Miss Qiu's face: "Here~"

"Eh?" Qin Zhenzhen lowered her head while hugging Miss Qiu's dreadlocks. Sure enough, she saw a small, inconspicuous green plant under Miss Qiu's hoof, which was neither moving forward nor freezing. It had only five leaves, no three flowers, and no shiny little fruits. "What is this? How big is it?"

Li Cang glanced at it and said, "It's at most as thick as your little finger. Since you found it, why not try to dig it out? Don't step on the clumps next to it. The acanthopanax senticosus soup is very delicious."

"Acanthopanax? How come you know all of them?"

"In the past, I made a living by carrying things on the mountains. Carrying things on the mountains is a common thing. These things can also be found on the mountains around Yanchuan. Those people who carry things on the mountains are not as fast as I am. If the weather is good, I can be busy for more than ten days every year, which is enough for me to live for several months."

"Oh." Qin Zhenzhen poked at the ginseng with a small wooden stick, not very steadily, mentally afraid of missing a single ginseng beard, and her movements were always accurate. "Ah, what's wrong with my ginseng?"

Miss Qiu became anxious and scratched her head for a while, and then dug the earthen mound next to her into a big deep pit in a few minutes. It seemed that he was trying to teach her some simple survival skills.

Li Cang laughed and said, "Just dig a little bit for your own good. There are a lot of these ginsengs at the bottom of the hill. Some of them can barely be considered as the zero stage of alienation, and some are not even at the zero stage. They are not that precious!"

"But I just want a complete one." Qin Zhenzhen was very angry and anxious. She continued to poke and poke, and then she froze, wanting to cry but without tears: "Ah, this, this, this, why does it have to grow like this? It's broken, it's broken!"

Going into the mountains with Li Cang, Qin Zhenzhen had to take everything except the original and authentic alien wild ginseng. She was fed all kinds of fresh wild food along the way. She didn't pick many mushrooms with the magician, but she already felt that she had gained three pounds.

"Let's go!" Li Cang took a look at the mushrooms and got on Miss Qiu's back. "This much is almost enough. It's strange. I saw a lot of them last time, but I couldn't find them when I came here specifically."

Qin Zhenzhen snuggled into Li Cang's arms and muttered, "Sure enough, only Instructor Rao can be treated like this."

"Then I never see you eating less when I cook?"

"I don't have any! I haven't even eaten anything! Nothing!"

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When Li Cang went upstairs, he took a look outside the door and then obediently went to the semi-underground open kitchen. The stilt house was filled with the smell of alcohol and the atmosphere was bustling. They might not be able to finish the soup he cooked, but Suo Zhihui had actually persisted until now. He really underestimated her.

After placing the sleepy Qin Zhenzhen on the recliner and covering her with a fur blanket, the big crocodile Loki was patted on the head, and the fire in the fire pit started. The flames licked the pots hanging on the tripods gently. Facing the sunshine and flying snow outside, the time seemed peaceful and quiet.

At this time, Tai Xiaoyi, who had drunk so much that Lao Wang had convulsions, came down as if nothing had happened: "Well, stewing soup? Let me do it. I saw you just outside taking a look and then leaving."

"I dare not go in. The smell of alcohol is too strong. If you go in vertically, you will come out horizontally." Li Cang smiled and said, "No need, I'll do it. Just stir-fry and simmer it. I don't have anything to do anyway. I'll also make some ginger sugar water for you to drink."

The alcohol consumption of Kong Jingqiao and her daughter is probably limited by their physical condition and individual strength. If they bring their physical fitness to the same level, I estimate that defeating their own mother and Da Leizi would be as easy as eating and drinking - provided that Rao Qifang does not cheat.

"It's rare~" Tai Xiaoyi helped Qin Zhenzhen to straighten the blanket: "Well, these mushrooms are good, did you just pick them? Didn't they steal my ham this time?"

Li Cang held the tails of eight squirrels in one hand: "No, the victims are here!"

"Hiss." Tai Xiaoyi had a conditioned reflex and felt guilty. She glanced upstairs and said, "Is the skin peeled off? Li Cang, you can do it. You're really fast!"

Li Cang's tone was full of ridicule: "Well, after all, some people can't recognize it without the hair, how can we not hurry up?"

"Goose, goose, goose, well, this squirrel is so fat!"

"Of course not. The fruits that Liu Zhenhan raised were not as fat as these. Do you know how arrogant they are now? It's ok that they are not afraid of people, but they are not even afraid of Miss Qiu, and even walked up to her face. If they are not treated, they will dare to go to heaven!"

"Speaking of squirrels, I think we should pick some nuts and fry them." Tai Xiaoyi said, "What flavors do you like? Salt? Cream?"

"It seems we only have pine nuts." Li Cang scratched his head. "I saw a Parana pine in No. 13667 a long time ago. I don't know if it's still alive. That pine cone is so big!"

"Is there still such a thing on the island?"

"These are all goodies collected by the worker bees in the past. I'm already beginning to miss the days when the queen bee was still around, Lord of the Nest, haha."

Tai Xiaoyi nodded seriously: "It should be possible to extract the derivatives again. I will talk to Zhong Haohao later. If we continue like this, I feel that our quality of life and food standards may decline quickly."

Li Cang gave Tai Xiaoyi a thumbs up and said, "Well, they are calling you. Go over there quickly, or they will get anxious soon~"

"Then I'll just wait and eat it ready-made?"

"Qing Hao Er!"

The soup and sugar water had been stewing for about four or five hours. In the middle of that time, Qin Zhenzhen had already woken up. She ignored the protests of the recliner and insisted on lying on Li Cang's body for a long time, like a piece of malt candy.

Li Cang carried two pots of soup, and Qin Zhenzhen carried a pot of sugar water. When they pushed the door and entered the stilt house, the aroma of the food and the marinated cosmetics, the heat, and the fumes of alcohol almost broke the magician's spine. He stumbled before he came to his senses.

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They were actually smoking cigars, acting like big shots. Li Cang was dumbfounded. Jin Yujing had always had the habit of tasting cigars, so it was no surprise that Li Lace was showing off, but Miss Kong Yi and Suo Zhihui must have been drinking too much and were already letting themselves go.

The cigar that Rao Qifang was holding upright between her thumb and index finger seemed to have been extinguished for a long time. She had never smoked it. When she saw Li Cang bringing something in, her eyes lit up and she threw the cigar: "Son, smash it! Son, smash it! Mom is here!"

Li Cang couldn't help laughing: "Yeah, the first bowl is yours!"

Suo Zhihui blushed slightly, put down the cigar silently, and then pinched Li Leisi in a concealed manner.

"Tsk, hypocrisy, the smell of cigar can't block the fragrance of your tea!" Li Leisi held a cigar in her mouth and ran towards Li Cang with a bowl in her hand. She opened the lid three times and switched between the mushroom soup and the ginger sugar water: "Can I mix both?"

"heresy!"

"What are you going to do, you little bitch? Do you dare?"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Li Leisi pushed the cigar into Li Cang's mouth and said, "Hurry up and serve. That woman is crazy. She's just daydreaming. She said she wants the first bowl and waits for someone to feed it to her. Don't you understand that the food you snatched away is delicious?"

"Help me, give me a mouthful of help." Lao Wang was already erected, and Li Cang didn't even see where this guy came from. "Hey, how much sugar did you put in?"

"Yes, you should drink more, it is especially effective for uterine cold!"

"Fuck you!" Old Wang grinned. "Damn, there are so many experts, and they are all so good at hiding. I was so naive that I thought I could compete with them. Uh, I must have drunk too much. I actually had the illusion that this thing tasted a little bit good!"

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"Twenty years of experience, let me know. Can my skills be any worse?"

"Then why don't you drink?"

"I'm a real man!"

Even after the palace cold, Lao Wang still feels very warm: "You mua, you are probably a dog, right?"

"Give me back my sugar water!"

"Should I spit it out for you or poop it for you?"

Li Cang directly showed the big magic wand and gestured the angle: "Don't bother, I can scoop it myself."

"Hold the grass!"

Lao Wang jumped three feet high and sobered up immediately. Being disemboweled was no big deal, but he couldn't control his conditioned reflex after being squeezed alive by Li Cang.

A round of rolling egg soup and the job is done perfectly.

The stilt house was occupied by the three giants Rao Qifang, Jin Yujing and Kong Jingqiao for rest. The younger ones had to run to the insect nest to live in the side room. Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen started to snore cutely after a while, leaving a few three dogs to take care of them. Li Cang himself was dragged into the dark forest by Li Leisi, who rolled up her sleeves and had a malicious look on her face.

"Shit! What are you doing?"

"Ok!"

Li Cang's nose was crooked with anger, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You should at least behave like a human being! Why are you acting so drunk?"

"Who cares?" The woman immediately started to pull on Li Cang's waistband, more urgently than peeing, "Fuck you! Don't refuse a toast and drink a forfeit. It won't be a good look if I force you to have sex with you, I tell you!"

"You timi are just playing hard!"

"Nice pun!"

Finally, after much persuasion, Li Lasi reluctantly changed to an empty nest and succeeded: "I told you early in the morning, we sisters have such a good figure, it would be a pity not to go to the woods to have a wild party, what do you think, wouldn't it be very face-saving, very exciting, and very proud?"

"Can you think of some of the postures that a decent person should think of all day long?"

"Hypocrisy, you still don't care what's serious and what's not. Just tell me when I didn't fulfill your perverted ideas with Mr. Magician!"

"You have a house but you don't want to sleep there. You have to do these sneaky things."

"Are you talking about posture or artistic conception?"

"6!"

The arm cannot bend the thigh. Sometimes this woman is unreasonable. However, the thing she had been thinking about for so long was done by just borrowing a glass of wine. She didn't even give the magician a single gold melon seed. It was pure freeloading. This made Li Cang very suffocated and felt like a huge loss.

night.

Qin Zhenzhen wrinkled her nose: "Eh, it smells, you guys didn't wash yourself!"

Li Cang shook his clothes: "Is there?"

Li Leisi nonchalantly combed Qin Zhenzhen's hair, which had just woken up, into the shape of someone who had slept again: "Heh, how many times have you rolled over to the side and died and started snoring? You bastard! Watch your face!"

Qin Zhenzhen grumbled for a while, then chose to retort: ​​"I don't snore!"

"Here~" Suo Zhihui handed the two of them iced fruit tea and said faintly, "Am I a very annoying person? Why didn't you invite me to such a good thing?"

Li Cang choked decisively.

Qin Zhenzhen: "They are all so perverted!"

"A simple and clear self-analysis!"

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Li Cang threw his clothes away and plunged himself into Jinping Lake. He dived all the way to the crystal wall of the insect nest on the opposite bank and emerged, lying there with his back to the setting sun.

Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen looked at each other——

"Go get your swimsuit!"

"You go!"

"Old rules?"

"Okay, best of three, rock, paper, scissors!"


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