The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 66 Your hearts are so dirty when you play with words
Master Cang, a craftsman, knows more~
Brother Big Corpse suddenly walked in with a hammer on his shoulders, and the scene once reminded Old Wang of the executioner in Resident Evil.

It's a little better outside, but when Big Corpse walks into a room with a floor height of only three or four meters, the oppression purely due to size and quality will make people tremble.

Lao Wang hissed and took Tai Xiaoyi into his arms to comfort her.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it just looks scary, without Teacher Cang, it can't even move."

"Okay, to tell you the truth, if it wasn't for the 'day and night' with it for several days, I would have asked you to get me a new diaper by now."

Li Cang just laughed, and suddenly hiccupped while smiling.

In his spectator perspective:

Tai Xiaoyi stared blankly at Lao Wang, nestling on Lao Wang's chest and looking up from his chin to the side face, the circles of her eyes were actually red.

"."

Isn't this just a nasty one-liner, really so touching? ?
hetui!

Li Cang took the dagger and hammer from Big Corpse Brother and threw them to Old Wang.

"Try it, use the alienated bone fragments to pray for transformation."

"As expected of you, this aesthetic is really distorted"

He was not forgiving, but Lao Wang had that kind of "satisfied" smile on his face, and he handed the hammer and dagger that were one size smaller to Xiao Xiao.

Xin waved a few times, suddenly remembered something, summoned the prayer interface, entered the entry,

"Fuck, 80 coins for a set of "Brief Tips for Getting Started with Universal Daggers"? Why don't you grab it! Do I have to sell my kidneys if I want "Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon"?"

Li Cang said,
"The time I was hit by floating, um, I mean the first time, the big one with the second courtyard on it, didn't I meet a group of survivors, one of the girls prayed for two 'never Scuffed' bronze dagger, wish coin for 19 Fate Coins."

"Good guy, such a magical entry? He really dares to think about it and dare to give it." Old Wang's eyes widened, "Mr. Cang, how about we make an M500 with unlimited bullets or a chainsaw with alienated bone transformation with unlimited power? "

"I suggest not, you can try it if you don't believe me."

"I've seen Cen Leyu's two daggers. They look like the archaeological team just dug them out of the ground. Except that they barely look like daggers, everything else is a mess."

"Except for the hard indicator of 'never wear', which is a wish for the coin to be truly realized, other things such as firmness, sharpness, etc., are all cut corners to the maximum."

"There is no real need to pray for coins to 'fabricate out of thin air'. The purely imaginative prayer should be the most expensive I have come into contact with so far, except for directly praying for food, water and various necessary survival materials."

"And I have reason to guess that if you want to fill these 'loopholes', every time you add an entry and requirement, the number will increase geometrically."

"No, Mr. Cang, what you said is wrong!" Lao Wang felt that he had discovered something, "How could it be not strong enough if it never wears out?"

I'm serious about the business, but you're already doing reading comprehension.
Li Cang thought for a while,
"Because it's too cheap."

"?"

Li Cang habitually reached out to summon the prayer coin, but only an illusory projection appeared on his arm.

A pat on the head,
"What are you doing in a daze, I summoned you!"

"Oh"

Pharaoh goes to the prayer interface:

"Pray: A dagger handle that never wears out"

[Need to pay 9 Destiny Coins, do you want to execute it? 】

"Look," Lao Wang said, "and then?"

Li Cang thought for a while,
"You put a comma between the word wear and tear."

Pharaoh does as he pleases,

"Pray: A dagger handle that will never wear out"

[Need to pay 489 Destiny Coins, do you want to execute it? 】

The old man is stupid,
"Hold the grass! Your hearts are so fucking dirty when playing with words!"

Think about it a little bit, it's actually easy to understand.

"Wear" is simply interpreted as "wear" on the side of the prayer coin, which only refers to the reduction of the geometric size (volume) of the parts, and the loss of the functions stipulated by the original design and failure.

So, if the dagger is not hard enough and breaks directly, is it considered wear and tear?
Obviously, it doesn't count~
The prayer system focuses on the word "wear" instead of "damage".

"It's not far from my guess," Li Cang rubbed his temples, "Every wish entry is a word game between coins and subordinates, and how to play this game is not up to us at all."

If the wish entry in Cen Leyu was "an indestructible dagger", there is a high probability that there will be no subsequent stories
Because you can't afford it.

Old Wang gritted his teeth and continued to enter entries in the prayer interface,

"Pray: A Magnum M500 revolver that retains the original quality and power and unlimited bullets"

[Need to pay 150 Destiny Coins.]

Seeing this, Pharaoh was ecstatic——

[And subsequent Magnum .50 ammunition that is automatically replenished to the wheel, 50 fate coins/piece, whether to implement it? 】

big grass!

Infinite but not completely infinite.
Although the same effect was achieved, it was completely different from the "unlimited ammunition" that Pharaoh had imagined, and his hips fell to the bottom of the valley in an instant.

After a "competition" that was not intense or even non-existent at all, Lao Wang suddenly realized, and his heart was at peace.

"The page hammer is the best! You Kangkang has thorn flowers on it~ it's so beautiful~"

Li Cang said that it is not called thorns, but is actually a variant of thyme that has been artistically beautified. In Europe in the Middle Ages, it usually symbolized courage and auspiciousness.

"It is said that in medieval Europe, a heavy hammer knight with carved thyme patterns, after listening to a bard's poem describing the fragrance of thyme as a 'paradise at dawn', once insisted that he was stained with blood every time he killed an enemy. The mysterious scent of thyme blossoms wafts from the hammer and tries to name his cutie 'Dawn of Heaven'."

Lao Wang felt that Li Cang was mocking himself with a very clear purpose.

For example, the barbell that he used to train his muscles for three years is called "Xiaoling";
For example, the first zippo lighter in life is called "Little Baoer";
(Mainly referring to junior high school, after all, Li Cang and the head teacher, Mr. Ma, soon quit smoking)
For example, the hatchet a few days ago was called "Xiaowan".
He has always had the habit of naming all kinds of small objects around him.

"My own things, what's wrong with naming them??" Pharaoh complained angrily, "They are as real and existent as your kittens and puppies. Well, if there is a name like Jill, it is called Jill." Just as natural!"

Tai Xiaoyi:?

She's starting to lose track of it.

Just now, I was studying the prayer coin, how did it turn into an encrypted call when I lowered my head and took a bite of the cake?

So more and more worried
Her age itself is an unavoidable gap, and she has no support or function under the fence. If even communication becomes a problem, her existence will only become more and more embarrassing.

Lao Wang didn't notice the little confused look, and pulled her to talk about his hobby of honey juice and the brief highlight moment of the "Little Baoer" lighter, from Teacher Ma, the god of war in the toilet, to Xiaobaoer being forced to remarry Li Cang,

"MMP, don't you know that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes is secretly trying to win bamboo shoots. The only good thing he has done in this life is probably to make the Yanchuan Second Hospital's reputation at home and abroad infinitely high."

(End of this chapter)