The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 67 Landing on Mars is just around the corner (don't raise it, come and catch up)

Li Cang, Teacher Cang, is that someone who can be condemned by anyone?
When Lao Wang saw Li Cang's eyeballs slanting, he knew that this bastard must be holding something good in his mouth, but there are a lot of things that have fallen into his hands these years, so he "put a knife in both sides of the brother" and "quit smoking" It's for my own good" and "Don't do something small for something small" and so on, and the stilted building was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Oh," Li Cang said disdainfully, "Kong Yiji will be forced to apply for World Heritage because of people like you sooner or later."

Until he finished eating, Lao Wang was still thinking about his "Introduction to Daggers" and "Mastering the Hammer", and insisted on pulling Li Cang to say that he wanted to practice fighting skills.

"Why didn't I think of buying martial arts books or something? According to you, it would be wonderful to use this thing to make a wish and exchange it for some magical secret books, and it's not a wish for nothing. It has to be obediently priced at the price of 'transformation' Come on, the fee must be bungee jumping, right?"

"I have everything in my dream!" Li Cang said, "You two practice it, it doesn't matter if you practice it under the quilt, take a good look at my lonely and handsome face, this gorgeous big magic wand, what kind of vulgar thing is it? Does it matter if the martial artist has a dime, brother is clearly a naturally elegant mage, I practice hammer fighting?"

"The sorcerer who holds the grass gracefully, show some face!"

Lao Wang's mind was full of images of Li Cang holding a big magic wand in a circle and smashing the brains of some unlucky walking corpse.

How has this painting style been distorted.
Will your elegant mage carry the magic tower with bare arms and rush into the battlefield to hit people in the face?
Will your elegant mage play the BGM of "Return to the Tomb" and let the dead people filled with 12 wagons line up in an S shape and then in a B shape, and repeatedly jump back and forth at the door of your house to cheat corpses?
What kind of mage are you?Grain-fed or grass-fed?Warlocks in Draenor are pretty much the same!

It's not speculative, but half a sentence is too much, but
The so-called great discussion and learning of fighting skills finally turned into crude basic exercise programs such as bench press, pulling force, plank support, and long-distance running.

The opponents are common ugly walking corpses and heavily armored walking corpses, what kind of martial arts and fighting skills are there to talk about here?
The martial arts dream was shattered again, Lao Wang's sigh and Li Cang's contempt and disdain saw through everything in stark contrast.

I once dreamed of walking the world with a sword, but canceled the original plan because I was too fat.
Oh, canceled twice.

In fact, Lao Wang had enrolled in training classes in Taekwondo, Karate, Muay Thai, Tai Chi, etc. when he first entered high school.

At that time, his weight was not as exaggerated as it is now, only 192 catties.

The height is also not as exaggerated as it is now, only 157 cm.

Even at that time he was not called Lao Wang, but called barrel and ground tank.

Li Cang was woken up early the next morning by Lao Wang, rubbing his head full of hair like a chicken coop,
"I rely on the sun to come out, why are you so early?"

"I got up when she called me," Lao Wang yawned, "go to my place for breakfast first."

"What's wrong with your punctuation?"

"It's okay, she called, and I got up," Old Wang squeezed his eyes, "I told you that something will happen sooner or later~"

"?"

Li Cang wished he could slap himself.

I call you a poor girl, I was fed up with dog food yesterday and wanted some lemon to digest it, right?
Breakfast is porridge and sweet and sour yellow noodle steamed buns, plus a plate of delicious cold dishes, kale beef with soy sauce and mushrooms.

Li Cang has never seen this kind of combination, but the taste is really amazing.
"If I remember correctly, the Chinese kale and slippery mushrooms are the sun-dried products brought back yesterday? It's amazing, sister Xiaoyi, they can't be tasted at all, they are as juicy as the fresh ones, and I have never heard of them being able to do this. "

Young man, you are very handsome today, the road is wide!

Tai Xiaoyi smiled quietly and gracefully,
"my husband"

Old Wang's ears were almost pricked up.

Tai Xiaoyi's complexion suddenly changed, and she stuttered,

"Uh, I, the people in the mountains in our hometown came up with side dishes to save trouble. If you like it, I will cook it for you next time. It's very, very simple."

puff~
I'm afraid Miss Tai may have some strange misunderstandings about Lao Wang!
Then the question comes:

How should I tell Miss Xiaoyi that she thought it was a big taboo but it was someone Wang's subtle G-spot in a subtle and polite way?

ummm
Forget it, it's not suitable!
Old Wang's road to thief Cao is long and difficult, so let him leave the surprise to Tai Xiaoyi to enjoy alone.

Li Cang's floating island is crowded with walking corpses coiling mosquito coils everywhere. Not only is there nothing missing after going down for one night, but it is even more crowded because the entire mountain of corpses has been cheated.

The PPT-like slow moving speed of the walking corpse dragon made him really anxious, and the completion rate only increased by 6 percentage points, so he waved his hand and asked the big corpse brother to pick up a few walking corpses and throw them into the door.

It turned out that this threw a big problem
The walking corpse that was thrown in slammed there, stopped moving, and returned to the previous dead state.

Moreover, because the road was blocked, the walking corpses at the back, whose limbs were already stiff and inflexible, tripped over like dominoes as soon as they entered, blocking the narrow passage behind the door in two or three times, and the dragon stopped moving completely.

Neither Li Cang nor Big Corpse Brother were allowed to enter behind the door, he could only stand outside, jumping and kicking, helpless and furious.

After more than half an hour, the mill automatically resumed operation.

After all this tossing, he didn't dare to encourage the seedlings to grow, so he could only be honest.

"I don't have anything to do to make trouble for myself."

Pull out the long-lost forum interface and start browsing.

Li Cang felt isolated from the rest of the world after spending seven days on Qiao Shasha's floating island.

The post on the top of "Hot" is still the familiar title:

[Overcoming difficulties and obstacles, building the Great Wall with the brilliance of humanity]

The click-through rate is already 1 million, which is unshakable to the gods, which is a terrible number.

第2、8、11、14、17、22、23、27、30抗灾基地选择以相同的方式响应1、4、6、7抗灾基地的帖子，除此之外，其余抗灾基地暂未露面。

Perhaps it was due to shortage of resources and insufficient ability, Li Cang did not know.

He tried to enter the coordinates of each base one by one, and the prayer interface showed that the fate coins that need to be paid for navigation were not less than 800.

"Eh?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

"Let me do the math. It took Lao Wang to navigate to me for about 17 days. The speed of the sky island is about 11 kilometers per hour according to the value given by the prayer coin, so the total is 4480 kilometers. It costs 0.6 coins, which is 1 coin. Coins can navigate 7480 kilometers, calculated according to the minimum first base, oh, now it has increased to 1 coins”

"6405124?!"

"No, no, there are about 5 days of stopping in the middle? Just count it as 1 week!"

"3767720"

Unit: kilometer.

Li Cang wrung his fingers, looked at the little crescent moon hanging on the western horizon, and fell into a long silence——

You may not believe it, the straight, oh, arc distance I walked from one point on the "surface" of the earth to another point, can frankly go back and forth between the moon and the earth 5 times!
If the 7000rd base, which costs more than 23 coins, is the farthest, he can even go to Mars.
Away from the big spectrum!

Geography teacher, don’t you say every day that the circumference of the earth’s equator is only 4 kilometers? Stop using your supernatural powers, and spit out the remaining 370 million fractions.
In fact, Li Cang already understood that this is not a problem that can be solved with simple mathematics.

With his meager knowledge of mathematics, he used his hands and feet for a long time. It can't be said that it is meaningless, it can only be said that it is useless.

　next friend.
　　Don't raise books, okay? Let's follow up and seriously stretch our hips.

　　Save the child, I want to be strong, I want to be feudal
　　If our collection number can't even get into these two recommended positions, it will really make Sanmou desperate, not only a problem that is not a pity, but also a direct split.

　　Please, please, really don’t keep books, okay?

　　


(End of this chapter)