Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Xie Fu smiled and did not defend himself, "My son-in-law has a piece of advice. I would like to advise my mother-in-law to return home, practice the humble way of a woman, and stay less involved in men's affairs?"

Lu Yehua sneered: "Good son-in-law, are you trying to drive me away?"

"Yes please."

"I won't leave. I'll stay here with you. Don't you want to force me to drive you away?"

Xie Fuping calmly said: "Of course, my mother-in-law is not leaving, and my son-in-law will certainly be easy to take care of. Now go and prepare food to entertain my mother-in-law, who is tired from the journey."

Just as Xie Fu turned around, Lu Yehua stopped him again: "Stop!"

Xie Fu stopped and said, "Mother-in-law, do you have any other instructions?"

Lu Yehua solemnly said: "Son-in-law, I am doing it for your own good. My senior brother Zhenwu Xuantian has entered Taoism. If you continue to get involved in the disputes between Taoism schools, you will be destroyed. I can't protect you!"

It’s really annoying. How to convince this mother-in-law who is “for his own good”?
A bold idea emerged in Xie Fu's mind. Only by letting her experience her reluctance can she know how difficult it is for others.

Youran turned around: "Mother-in-law is really nice to my son-in-law, but I really like her."

Lu Yehua was about to respond when he suddenly noticed Xie Fu staring at her with blazing eyes and made a sound.

Looking back coldly, seeing that Xie Fu didn't look away from his fiery gaze for a long time, he finally couldn't help but yell: "What are you looking at!"

Xie Fu smiled lightly: "Of course it depends on you, mother-in-law."

"Look what I do!"

"Mother-in-law, you are as beautiful as the Immortal Court. When people see you, they can't help but feel joyful. Just as you said - I didn't intend to offend you, but the admiration came into my heart."

This was so explicit, Lu Yehua shouted angrily: "How dare you tease me!"

Fu Xie responded to her with practical actions. He stretched out his hand to wipe the dust from Lu Yehua's face and said, "Mother-in-law, your dusty appearance really makes my son-in-law feel distressed. Come on, let your son-in-law treat you well." , wipe the dust for you."

Lu Yehua cursed loudly while avoiding: "You beast!"

Facing Lu Yehua's anger, Xie Fu calmly said: "Mother-in-law, my son-in-law, this is for your own good. Your appearance is so stained with dust that it really makes my son-in-law feel distressed. Come on, let me wipe it for you." .”

"Okay, mother, you are worse than a beast. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I married my daughter to you because I was blind."

Fu Xie saw that Lu Yehua's face was livid with anger, his eyes were blazing with anger, and he was extremely excited. He knew that it was almost done, so he pulled away and smiled: "Mother-in-law, don't you feel comfortable with other people being nice to you?"

Lu Yehua was stunned for a moment, and Xie Fu smiled calmly: "A saint says not to do to others what you don't want others to do to you."

Lu Yehua snorted coldly: "Don't touch Si Liu!"

Xie Fu continued: "There is also a sage who said, don't do to others what you want to do to yourself."

Lu Yehua said coldly: "What do you mean? Is it wrong for me to be nice to you?"

"Mother-in-law, please calm down. My son-in-law will tell you a story."

"It was said that a butcher wanted to kill a pig for sacrifice. The butcher said to the pig, don't be afraid, eat well and grow meat well. I will clean your pigsty every day so that you can eat well and sleep soundly. Just wait until you die in a happy mood."

After Xie Fu finished telling the story, he asked: "Mother-in-law, what do you think after listening to this story?"

"Nothing to dare to think about."

Xie Fu smiled and commented: "The butcher treats the pigs well in his own way, but the pigs want the opposite. The pigs don't need a good environment, the pigs just want to live longer." "Isn't my mother-in-law the butcher, and the little one wants it?" Isn’t my son-in-law just that pig?”

Lu Yehua smiled when he heard this, and was about to speak when Xie Fu said first, "My son-in-law knows what my mother-in-law is going to say, but as a man, if my son-in-law cannot keep his faith, life and death will be so light."

Lu Yehua was shocked by Xie Fu's last words. The more we get along with this person, the more genuine he becomes. No wonder Xianting loves him to death.

He couldn't get off the stage because of what he said, so he remained silent, feeling that he still needed to find some ground, and praised: "If you can't keep your faith, life and death are so light. It makes me look at you with admiration."

Xie Fu thought he had convinced her and saluted happily: "Thank you, mother-in-law, for the compliment."

"Let me ask you, is the kindness you treated me just now true?"

Xie Fu blurted out: "Of course..." He choked him and smiled: "Mother-in-law, why don't you dig a trap for your son-in-law to step on?"

"Oh, it's all false. Since it's not what you want, then what you just said is all nonsense."

What Xie Fu said just now was just to prove that "what you like is not what I like." How could he know that his mother-in-law wanted him to prove that "what he likes is true or false."

Of course, Xie Fu couldn't shoot himself in the foot, and responded: "It's what my son-in-law likes, it's what he wants."

Lu Yehua immediately grasped the topic and asked sternly: "You have evil intentions against me!"

Faced with Lu Yehua's stern questioning, Xie Fu remained calm: "Mother-in-law, you are a stunning beauty."

No matter what age a woman reaches, she likes others to praise her beauty. The same goes for Lu Yehua, but he said: "What does it have to do with you?"

"I have something to do with my son-in-law. My son-in-law is a man. When he sees a stunning beauty like my mother-in-law, he will naturally like and admire her."

Lu Yehua sneered: "Beast, the fox's tail is exposed."

Xie Fu smiled lightly: "This kind of love and admiration is just like people's love for the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers out of emotion. Although the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers cannot be reserved for oneself, there is the joy of looking at the mountains across the water and the clouds across the sky."

Lu Yehua sneered: "Beast, you are really good at quibbling."

"If my mother-in-law thinks that my son-in-law is quibbling, my son-in-law can tell her a story."

"You have so many stories."

Xie Fukai said: "It is said that there are two close friends, Kindness and Integrity. One day, Zhengzheng saw Kindness with a sad face, so he asked, Brother Kindness, why are you sad. After Kindness hesitated for a long time, he revealed the reason. It turned out that Kindness fell in love with his mother-in-law."

For some reason, when Lu Yehua heard the words "falling in love with his mother-in-law", his face turned red and he bit his lip and cursed: "You little beast, what dirty stories are you telling me!"

"Mother-in-law, don't worry!"

"I'm so anxious that I want to kill you right away."

Xie Fu continued: "After hearing this, Zhengzheng became furious and scolded loudly. I didn't expect you to be such a despicable and dirty person. I am ashamed to be your friend."

Lu Yehua couldn't help but glare at him when he saw what he said with great emotion.

"Shang Shan quickly stopped Zheng Zheng and said, Brother Zheng Zheng, I have a hard time. Zheng Zheng asked angrily, what are your hard reasons? If you can't come up with a reasonable explanation, today you and I will break off our diplomatic relations! I won't be with such a dirty and dirty person like you. All generations are friends.”

"Kindness hesitated for a long time but couldn't explain why. Finally, he said to Zhengzheng, so be it, you come with me to see my mother-in-law."