Xiaosheng is not a nerd

"When I arrived at Shan Shan's house, I saw an attractive woman wiping her gauze by the well. I saw that the woman had a beautiful face, with long black hair hanging down. The ends of her hair touched the water lightly, creating ripples. , holding up her long hair with her arms from time to time, a pair of willow-leaf eyebrows as thin as razor blades, a pair of charming red phoenix eyes, and lips as red as petals, making people want to kiss them when they see her, her downcast eyes and charming eyes answer……"

Lu Yehua had the illusion that Fu Xie was describing her. He heard his voice getting softer and slower, as if he was talking about a silver letter, and interrupted: "Okay, I know this woman is beautiful. That’s it.”

Xie Fu smiled: "Zheng Zheng was instantly seduced by this woman. He asked, Brother Shan Shan, who is this beautiful lady? Shan Shan didn't say who it was, but just asked, Brother Zheng Zheng, such a beautiful lady, Do you love it or not?"

"Zheng Zheng said, love, I will love even if I die. Shan Qian then said, this is my mother-in-law."

Lu Yehua became angry and waved his hand: "You little beast, what kind of story are you telling me?"

Xie Fu said while dodging: "Mother-in-law, begging for mercy is not a story about money, but a principle of human nature."

Lu Yehua came after him. His body was weak but he couldn't catch up. His face turned red with anger and he glared at Xie Fu.

Xie Fu flattered: "Mother-in-law, I haven't finished speaking yet."

"What nonsense!"

Xie Fu continued: "Kindness immediately asked, Zhengzheng, you are my friend, how dare you dream about my mother-in-law." Zhengzheng was stunned at the question, and looked at the woman again, it was indeed love, which could not be suppressed no matter what. With this evil thought in my heart, I felt so ashamed that I hanged myself after returning home."

Lu Yehua was startled when he heard that Zheng Zheng had hanged himself.

Xie Fu asked: "Mother-in-law, do you think this is stupid?"

Lu Yehua remained silent. He had something to say, but couldn't explain why.

Xie Fu said: "The mutual attraction between men and women is the way of heaven, and the difference in ethics is the setting of the land. My desire for your mother-in-law's kindness is as honest as this, and I hope that your mother-in-law will treat you with kindness and don't neglect your son-in-law."

These human nature struggles, Xie Fu did not know how many times he struggled, just like a monk who immersed himself in the study of scriptures. Over time, he realized that he understood and understood the truth.

Lu Yehua snorted: "You little beast, you have a good mouth."

"Mother-in-law, I love and respect you more, just as my mother-in-law loves and pities my son-in-law,"

Lu Yehua spat: "Bah, who loves you?"

Xie Fu smiled apologetically: "The love of a child can travel to thousands of mountains and rivers to relieve the child's danger."

Lu Yehua went to Chang'an this time because of this love, but he said stubbornly: "I have no children!"

Xie Fu said: "Love as a daughter, love as a son-in-law."

The more he talked, the less serious it was. Lu Yehua interrupted: "Stop, stop, stop..."

"Mother-in-law, don't you love your son-in-law?"

Lu Yehua was embarrassed to say: "Little beast, are you done yet?"

"Mother-in-law, my son-in-law will cook and prepare food and drink for you. Please wait a moment."

Seeing Fu Xie leaving, Lu Yehua cursed angrily: "You little beast, this is how you usually deceive women."

However, he was polite and courteous, which convinced me that he was worried about his safety again...

Just as I was thinking about a workaround, I heard some movement outside, so fast?

The person who came was Zhang Lingluo, who was looking at her with a smile.

Lu Yehua, as the vice-president of the Earth Sect, had never seen any storms, so how could he be afraid of a young girl? He smiled slightly.

Zhang Lingluo walked in and said, "How are you, Vice-President."

Lu Yehua smiled: "Zhang Lingluo, Xuanzong Xuanzang, I heard that you are ruthless and scheming at a young age, which has caused our Earth Sect to suffer a lot."

Zhang Lingluo chuckled: "Vice-Master, you are complimenting me. I could have wiped out all the Earth Sect elites tonight, but you showed up and caused my plan to fail. Do you know how much Ling Luo hates you?"

Lu Yehua said contemptuously: "You are a little witch. If someone hadn't risked their lives to protect you, do you think you can still speak now?"

Zhang Lingluo secretly looked at Lu Yehua's situation and confirmed again that her meridians were under control, then she smiled and said, "What? Someone is protecting me, Vice-President, you are jealous."

Lu Yehua looked disdainful: "Little witch, don't be happy too early."

Zhang Lingluo chuckled: "You keep saying that I am a little witch, then who are you?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pinch Lu Yehua's chin and said, "With such a charming face, who are you? Are you my Uncle Fu's old dog?"

When Lu Yehua heard this, he was furious and murderous: "What did you say!"

After all, Lu Yehua is a character, and his cold voice is enough to scare most people. However, Zhang Lingluo is a pervert. She has found pleasure in playing with other people's emotions since she was a child. She smiled and repeated: "I said you are my Uncle Fu." You're such an old lady." Lu Yehua's face flashed, which clearly showed how angry she was at the moment.

"What? You really want to kill me, but why don't you do it?"

Lu Yehua glared at Zhang Lingluo with wide eyes, but could do nothing.

"Did my Uncle Fu seal his veins? Alas, Uncle Fu is a kind-hearted person, especially when he meets a charming and mature woman. If he is soft-hearted, his hands will be even softer. If it were me, I would definitely not just seal the veins." Your meridians are so simple, no matter what, I’m going to torture you a lot.”

Lu Yehua was able to become the deputy head of the sect, and he was also a deep-seated person in the city. He was all irritated by that old man's dog sentence just now, and his head felt hot for a moment. Then he saw Zhang Lingluo's eyes flashing cunningly, and he guessed in his heart that this little witch must have something in his heart. I was afraid, so I came to explore the truth.

Why don't I take advantage of my plan and let her do something outrageous? Then I'll see how my son-in-law can plead for Zhang Lingluo. As long as Zhang Lingluo dies, all my worries will disappear.

Sure enough, Zhang Lingluo asked: "What is your relationship with my Uncle Fu?"

What Zhang Lingluo was thinking about was that she knew that Xie Fu was a man of great affection and righteousness, but he was also indecisive, and many things would be messed up if he did not make decisions.

She came to help solve the troubles that Xie Fu couldn't solve.

Of course, before that, we need to figure out their relationship first, and then determine whether we can make this fatal move.

Lu Yehua chuckled: "You really want to know what our relationship is? I won't tell you."

Zhang Lingluo smiled: "I know even if you don't tell me, you are my Uncle Fu's woman."

Lu Yehua smiled coquettishly: "Zhang Lingluo, you must be jealous, right? How can a man like a baby like you that doesn't even have full hair?"

Zhang Lingluo's eyes flashed with a cold look, but she giggled: "I'm jealous! My Uncle Fu has so many women? Can I be jealous? I have to make myself die of soreness."

Lu Yehua's face immediately tightened. This little beast is indeed a romantic type. He already has a family and is still messing around outside. Isn't that right?

Zhang Lingluo noticed the change in Lu Yehua's face and began to count: "Let me count, Aunt Gu, Aunt Tantai, Aunt Wang, Aunt Qin, and my biological aunt also secretly love him, oh It’s hard to explain, I only know about a dozen of them, and there are still many that I don’t know.”

Listening to Zhang Lingluo's name and surname being read out, Lu Yehua's face became extremely ugly.

Zhang Lingluo chuckled: "Vice-President, who are you?"

Lu Yehua sneered: "Even if I line up ten miles away, I can still beat you who is not ranked in the line and relies on his name as a fake niece."

Lu Yehua was already murderous. Whether it was for the fairy court, to avenge himself, or to permanently resolve his son-in-law's crisis, this little witch must die!

For some reason, Zhang Lingluo felt like her heart had been cut by a knife. The muscles in her beautiful face twitched, but she chuckled softly: "If you don't want to say it, then I have to put it to trial." After that, she went to explain. Lu Yehua’s apricot yellow shirt.

Lu Yehua exclaimed: "You want..."

Before she finished speaking, Zhang Lingluo blocked her mouth with an object, "You want to call for help, right? I have good experience and I won't make any mistakes."

The buttons of the apricot-yellow shirt were unbuttoned one by one, like a rhythmic tune. Lu Yehua felt ashamed and angry, and his face turned red. Zhang Lingluo leaned into her ear and said disdainfully: "Do you like it?" You are so shy, maybe this body has not been played with by my Uncle Fu."

Lu Yehua was speechless, but looked at Zhang Lingluo with angry and cold eyes.

Zhang Lingluo smiled playfully, lowered her head and glanced down. The skirt of the apricot yellow shirt was spread out, revealing a red robe like a big red peony. She smiled softly: "I didn't expect that the Vice-President was wearing something like this..."

She deliberately didn't say it out loud and left it to Lu Yehua's imagination. This was the advanced state of bewitching people's hearts. This was how she captured Chen Qinglan in the first place.

After all, she was wary of Lu Yehua's importance in Xie Fu's heart, so she didn't dare to go too far, so she only used [-]% of her ability, "I'm going to take off your clothes one by one now, as long as you are willing to be honest." Cooperate with me and answer my questions. Just nod your head and I will stop."

While giving the initiative to the other party, you also place the burden of human struggle on the other party's heart.

Lu Yehua was not a shy woman, but Zhang Lingluo always mentioned Xie Fu, which unintentionally hit her Achilles heel. For any other man, she would have sneered.

Not mentioning Xie Fu, Lu Yehua was not excited. Instead, he felt that these insults were just children's pranks and regarded them with contempt.

He snorted coldly in his heart, Zhang Lingluo, do you think you won?You are just burying yourself step by step.

It wasn't until Lu Yehua took off all her clothes that Zhang Lingluo discovered that the deputy lord looked calm and proud, as if she was just a humble maid serving her to undress. She chuckled: "You think I can't do anything to you?" Really? I just haven’t taken it seriously yet.”

Lu Yehua's eyes smiled contemptuously, as if to say, if you have any tricks, just try them out.

Zhang Lingluo was writing on her back with lipstick. Lu Yehua didn't know what Zhang Lingluo was doing, so he suddenly leaned into her ear and breathed out: "You really want to know what I write on your back, don't you?"

These words aroused Lu Yehua's curiosity, but his face was not fake.

"I'll tell you now, I wrote seven words on your back - Master thank you for your love."