Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Lu Yehua choked his throat as he spoke, but Xie Fu understood and laughed loudly, giving Lu Yehua a step down: "I must be worried to death."

She hated Xie Fu the most. He was not serious when he should be serious, but he was very serious when he didn't need to be serious. She said angrily: "You are just killing me!"

It is better to say the truth than to say it in anger.

Xie Fu saw that her mood was starting to become a little unbearable, and he smiled lightly and said: "Mother-in-law, do you really think that my son-in-law is really that stupid? Everything is in my plan and everything is under my control." middle."

Lu Yehua immediately scolded: "That's nonsense. The incident happened suddenly. Where did the plan come from, and where did the control come from?"

Xie Fu said honestly: "It's true that things were a bit sudden, and my son-in-law was a little embarrassed for a while."

"What's wrong with you? You struck so quickly. You raised your hand and slapped it down!"

"It was really embarrassing at the time, and I was worried that I wouldn't be able to wake up after this slap..."

Before Xie Fu finished speaking, Lu Yehua yelled at the top of his lungs: "Then you still do it!"

Xie Fu's voice was calm: "Seeing my mother-in-law being tortured, my heart ached, and I didn't know why, so I stopped filming..."

Lu Yehua's heart trembled, and he felt that his soul had been captured. As for what Xie Fu said next, he didn't hear clearly at all.

Xie Fu explained clearly that he had a vitality vein and could recover from even serious injuries, "That's what my mother-in-law is like, so my son-in-law took the risk."

Seeing that Lu Yehua was silent, Xie Fu said: "Mother-in-law, don't you believe it? When I heal your wounds, I use my own blood, that is..."

Lu Yehua interrupted: "I believe it!" She couldn't let Xie Fu continue talking, her heart was trembling so much that she couldn't breathe.

Xie Fu smiled and stopped talking.

After Lu Yehua was quiet for a long time, he whispered in his ear: "I won't allow you to do this in the future."

Xie Fu knew that if he said that I would do this again next time, he would definitely provoke a long discussion, so he gave a perfunctory hum.

If he is willing to obey, Lu Yehua will not be cruel. His voice becomes gentle and he guides: "No one is more important than your life, even...even the Immortal Court!"

Fu Xie got tired of her nagging and sped up, as if he was rolling in the wind and waves.

Of course Lu Yehua couldn't bear it, and he said, "Slow down, slow down..."

Xie Fu smiled, this weak voice must be much more pleasant to the ears. It depends on whether you are still nagging, but it will be slower and faster.

Lu Yehua was naturally trembling with fear and almost vomited.

This startling trembling sound sounded like a beautiful piece of music to Xie Fu's ears, so just think of it as if she was singing to herself. Normally, if she were to sing to him, it would be impossible to kill her.

When Fu Xie stopped between the land of bad wind and the land of acid rain, Lu Yehua was already paralyzed. His hands were softly placed on Fu Xie's shoulders, but his heart was still high and beating wildly. It was so exciting. It was simply worse than... Her mind was still trembling anyway.

Xie Fu saw that the sky was already getting darker, so it was okay for him to go on the night journey, but he was afraid that Lu Yehua couldn't bear it.

"Ahead is the land of acid rain. It's getting dark now. How about we rest here for one night and pass through the land of acid rain, fireworks and thunder in one go tomorrow."

Xie Fu saw that Lu Yehua didn't say anything: "Mother-in-law?"

Lu Yehua was about to respond, but found that his voice had become hoarse just now and he couldn't hold it anymore.

Xie Fu pinched her spine, and when he saw that she didn't even respond, he was so frightened that she quickly let him go.

Lu Yehua's feet landed on the ground, and she collapsed on the ground. She couldn't make any sound, and waved her hands to indicate that she was fine.

Xie Fu breathed a sigh of relief: "I was shocked. Why didn't you say anything just now? You made me think you..."

Lu Yehua glared at him fiercely, but Xie Fu burst out laughing when he saw her fierce look.

Lu Yehua raised her hand as if to hit him. She was just showing off, but Xie Fu took the initiative to bring his head over and said with a smile: "It's time to hit."

Lu Yehua said in a hoarse voice: "Since I was a child, I have never beaten Xianting because Xianting is well-behaved and sensible. If you were my son, I would have to be less skinny when I hit you when you were young."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Mother-in-law, what's wrong with your voice?"

Lu Yehua glared at him again: "Asking even though you know it will make you avenge yourself. You will be happy and refreshed."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Where."

Lu Yehua opened his mouth, but now he only made a whining tone. He couldn't hear what he was saying at all. It was as if something was blocked in his throat, and he finally managed to squeeze out the word "water" hoarsely.

"clear."

Xie Fu scratched his wrist with his finger. The scarred wrist immediately split open and blood oozed out. He then put his wrist to Lu Yehua's mouth.

Lu Yehua was stunned: "What are you doing?"

"I'll quench your thirst." Xie Fu said and explained: "People have no water in the desert. In the end, they will kill horses and camels and drink the blood of animals to quench their thirst and replenish their physical strength."

Xie Fu refused to explain. As soon as he explained, Lu Yehua immediately thought of some possibility. He touched his mouth with his hand and immediately touched the dried blood that spread from the corner of his mouth to his chin. His face immediately became extremely gloomy. .

Xie Fu could still tell whether the woman was really angry or fake. Could it be that this move touched her vagina? He hurriedly explained: "Mother-in-law, blood can really quench thirst. Do you believe my son-in-law!"

The strange thing is that what came out of Lu Yehua's wide and glaring eyes was not anger, but hot tears, as if he was crying out of anger.

The muscles on Xie Fu's face twitched, his mouth curled up slightly, and he froze!

Lu Yehua was furious: "What on earth do you want to do? Let me tell you, I am not moved at all. On the contrary, I see a man who has no sense of proportion! I don't know the importance of things! I am so petty!"

It would be nice if you were willing to scold him. Xie Fuxiao asked, "Then do you want to drink?"

Lu Yehua was really angry and cried, crying and laughing and scolding: "Get out of the way!"

Xie Fu simply took his hand back and said, "Then I can save some blood."

"anxious!"

The two of them were like a pair of quarreling enemies. No one spoke, and the atmosphere was a bit depressing.

Xie Fu didn't care. He just didn't like arguing with others about right and wrong. Seeing that something was wrong in the atmosphere, he came over with a flattering smile. Before he could say anything, Lu Yehua cursed: "Get out of here." !”

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Mother-in-law, everyone's living environment is different since childhood, and their education and upbringing are also different, so everyone's thoughts and ideas are also different. You have your thoughts, I have my methods, and you have your rights and wrongs. I have my own rights and wrongs, and neither of us should try to convince the other to do what they want."

"Why didn't you come and tell me these things when you married Xianting? What? You have got the wife, but now you are crossing the river and burning the bridge."

Xie Fu laughed dumbly: "That's a bit too much to say. From the day you became my mother-in-law, my son-in-law has been respectful and polite to you, both in words and in his heart."

Lu Yehua thought to himself that this was the truth. No matter what height he reached, he always placed himself in the position of an elder. She heard the calls of adults and son-in-law, and her ears were ringing. .

Seeing that she was silent, Xie Fu felt a little guilty. He was respectful, but several accidents happened. Not only did he see her naked body, he also...

Not allowing her to think too much, he continued to smile and said, "If I advise your mother-in-law to act according to my ideas, your mother-in-law will definitely not be happy."

Lu Yehua said: "It depends on what you are saying. If it makes sense, I am willing to listen."

You look at it and go around again. Only when you think it makes sense will you be willing to listen. Instead of obeying directly, Xie Fu simply said directly: "Then I think it is natural for men to visit brothels."

The expression on Lu Yehua's face was stiff. If Gu Quan dared to go shopping in a brothel, she would save her face and see if she didn't break Gu Quan's legs. She would see how he would go shopping in the future.

He glanced at Xie Fu and said, "If necessary, there is nothing wrong with taking a stroll."

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect to be blocked by Lu Yehua and was speechless. He smiled and said, "I didn't expect that my mother-in-law is quite open-minded in this regard."

Lu Yehua sighed and said: "Is there any way? Who makes men born to be a bitch who raises his tail when seeing a woman? Do you want me to go against the will?"

This strange sound is a mockery.

Xie Fu thought to himself, I'll give you a hard blow and let you approve it.

"Well, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince gave me a few orchids from the Western Regions. He Qing has always looked at them like a thorn in his side. I don't know where to put them. So, let's just give them to my father-in-law as concubines. It also counts as my filial piety to my father-in-law. one time."

Lu Yehua Hedong Lion roared: "You dare!"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "What? Is it impossible or are you not happy, mother-in-law?"

"Of course..." How could Lu Yehua be fooled by him and glared fiercely.

Xie Fu took the opportunity and said: "Look, even men and women have completely different views because of their different positions."

Seeing that Lu Yehua couldn't get off the stage, Xie Fu took the opportunity to ease the atmosphere and said, "Let me tell you a story, my mother-in-law."

To be honest, Lu Yehua really liked listening to him tell stories. He just felt that this was one of the great joys in life, but his face was cold and he said: "Tell it."

Xie Fukai said: "There is a couple. The husband is a rough man. Although the wife is in a poor family, she read some books when she was a child and knows a little about literature. She is a well-educated and polite woman."

Lu Yehua answered: "How can such a marriage be a perfect match?"

"I don't know if they are a good match or not. They have lived together for a few years, and they have a child. The husband is hard-working, and the wife runs the house. They have food and clothing."

"This husband is a rough man. How rough can he be? After defecating, he wipes his butt directly with his hands, sticks his fingers in the soil, rubs it a few times and it's done. When he's particular, he wipes it with grass and leaves."

Lu Yehua's brows furrowed as he listened: "Why don't you tell a serious story every time?"

Xie Fu smiled: "Folk stories don't have so many heroic deeds, they are just these trivial things."

"continue!"