Xiaosheng is not a nerd

"Once the husband picked up his wife, and the wife smelled it. She couldn't bear it this time, so she asked the husband: Did you wipe your butt with your hands again?"

Lu Yehua couldn't help but burst into laughter. It was obviously a dirty story, but he was forced to laugh out loud.

After calming down for a while, he said coldly: "If you are trying to make me laugh, your purpose has been achieved!"

Xie Fu continued his story: "The couple had a big quarrel over this, and the wife felt aggrieved and went to find a gentleman next door to talk about it, hoping that he could comment."

"The gentleman is a learned man from all over the country and is very respected. After listening to the wife's story, he said that the matter would be taken care of by him."

"So this gentleman found this man and talked about everything from etiquette, justice and shame to moral cultivation, from heaven to earth. Anyway, he said a lot of great principles to persuade the man. After listening to this man, he also expressed his own principles. He has been doing this since he was a child, and he doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Paper is expensive and he can’t afford it. Bamboo chips are painful and difficult to scrape clean. It’s better to use your fingers to be more flexible...”

Lu Yehua interrupted: "You don't have to make it so clear. I understand. Men don't want to."

"Yes, the man was unwilling. He even persuaded the gentleman to use his fingers like him, saying how convenient and economical it was..."

Lu Yehua couldn't hold it back anymore, but finally held it back.

"This gentleman is so angry that he blows his beard..."

Lu Yehua burst out laughing when he thought of that scene. He was clearly trying to persuade others, but in the end he was persuaded to use his fingers...

"Hahaha..." Lu Yehua laughed.

After Mr. Xie waited for Lu Yehua to finish laughing, he continued: "The angry gentleman scolded the boy for being unteachable. Shit is a dirty and evil thing. If you put it in your mouth, you will get sick and die sooner or later."

Lu Yehua, who had just stopped laughing, burst out laughing again.

"In the spring of the next year, my husband got seriously ill and died. The man couldn't help but sigh. Sir, I told you that it would be very harmful to the body. You have to listen to others' advice to eat enough. You see you don't listen to my advice, so take the first step."

Lu Yehua scolded: "It's nonsense, you must have made it up."

Xie Fuxiao asked: "Mother-in-law, do you still want to persuade me?"

Lu Yehua said angrily: "You cursed me to die early!"

Xie Fu smiled lightly: "That's not true. I just want to tell my mother-in-law that you should not waste your efforts in vain. In the end, you will only make yourself miserable like that gentleman."

Lu Yehua asked coldly: "What about the end?"

Of course the story ended here. Since Lu Yehua wanted to continue listening, Xie Fu continued: "In the end, the man's family wiped their butts with their fingers, and they all lived to be ninety-nine."

"Nonsense! Nonsense! Nonsense!" Lu Yehua said three nonsense words in a row.

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Then do you want to drink blood to quench your thirst now?"

Lu Yehua was as cold as ice: "I only drink water, you don't have to persuade me." Shen Rong said angrily: "Also, if you dare to make any arbitrary decisions again and feed me your blood, I will drain the blood on you directly. !”

"Water."

Xie Fu looked at the land of acid rain in front of him. The land of acid rain was covered with water, but the water could corrode and melt people's skin, so how could they drink it.

How could Lu Yehua not see it? He said softly: "I'm not thirsty anymore. Let's talk tomorrow. You're tired too, so take a rest for the night."

After saying this, he turned his back and did not cry out about thirst or hunger, so as not to cause him more difficulties. The sunset was dim, the beauty was quiet, Lu Yehua had a lot of things in her heart that she wanted to tell him, about her psychological journey these days, but she didn't expect him to hear her, so how could she say it now.

In fact, it's okay to chat with him for a few words. Listening to his voice makes you very satisfied and happy, but you don't know what to talk about.

Really unable to stand this kind of silence, she was silenced by someone and couldn't help but say: "Thank you, Fu."

Xie Fu did not respond.

Lu Yehua wondered, did he fall asleep because of exhaustion? He turned around and saw that Xie Fu was nowhere to be seen.

It was impossible for him to abandon her. He was obviously going to find water for her. Lu Yehua was furious: "You might as well eat me!"

Xie Fu is indeed looking for water. They just came from the land of bad land, and now they can only look for it in the land of acid rain.

With this overwhelming water, is there no source of drinkable water? Fu Xie searched for a long time in the land of acid rain, but he really couldn't find a clean water source.

But he was unwilling to return in vain. Suddenly he saw the acid rain on his sleeves. The sleeves had been corroded and melted by the acid rain, but his body was unscathed. A bold idea flashed in his mind.

That is filtration. When you encounter bad water in the wild, you can use the water filtration method to filter the water into drinkable clean water. So, can this acid rain also be filtered?

Of course, ordinary water filtering methods cannot be used for acid rain. His method of filtering water is much bolder.

First of all, it depends on whether your body can bear it.

He first found a pool of water. The water looked very clear, even a little silvery, but if a person fell into it, it would slowly corrode and melt into bones.

Xie Fu first tested it with his hands and feet to confirm that the acidic water would not harm his body. He simply took off all his clothes and found a place to hide them to avoid being corroded by the rain.

Then the person jumped directly into the pool water. To him, the water was no different from the stream water, and he couldn't help but take a bath.

He laughed and said, "Sun Xingzhe uses Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace as a bath, so I won't make any concessions."

He was also hungry and thirsty, but he didn't say it out loud and simply drank to his fill.

It feels like drinking pepper water in the mouth, and it feels spicy in your mouth and throat, but otherwise there is no other abnormality.

Until I was full, I felt as if the water veins and divine veins in my body were facing a powerful enemy. The true energy of the water veins was boiling and refused to calm down. The meridians of the whole body circulated as if they were on alert, and the divine veins also started to protect themselves. mode.

After a while, Xie Fu felt extremely hot, so hot that sweat was oozing from every pore of his body. Even if his body was bathed in water, he still felt hot.

When he looked down, he saw that the sweat coming out of his shoulders was actually bright silver. Obviously, the bright silver liquid was the vicious substance in the melted acid water, and it was now decomposed and filtered out through Xie Fu's body.

Xie Fu was extremely happy. It was similar to what he had expected. He felt that he was so smart that he could think of such a way.

Now Lu Yehua has water to drink, but he needs to add some flavor to mix up the smell...

Lu Yehua was originally weak from injuries and needed rest and recuperation. She was a little tired, but since Xie Fu left, she couldn't fall asleep, but she was restless, worried about what happened to Xie Fu.

I spent a lot of hard work to save your life. Even if your skin is broken, I won't be able to spare you.

Amid the uneasiness, the night wind blew up and rippled her long hair. Lu Yehua stretched out his hand to hold up a few strands of white hair and murmured, "Didn't he see it?"