Xiaosheng is not a nerd

How could he not see this white hair that was so dazzling, but he didn't even mention it.

Don't you care at all? Don't you feel even a little bit distressed?

She gently stroked her long hair with her fingers, feeling a little self-pitying. Earlier she really didn't care, but now she really cares.

Why she doesn't care and care at the same time, even she can't figure out. Maybe she hopes that Xie Fu can see her beautiful side, even the side that can't help herself.

Lu Yehua, Lu Yehua, you are so shameless. How is this different from actively seducing him? What you care about is not your appearance, what you care about is whether he likes it or not.

Her fingers accidentally touched her wrinkled cheek. She knew very well how old and ugly this face had become. Even after seeing it for the first time, she did not dare to take a second look.

When you feel sad and distressed, you have to look at the right thing. Just like when you see a delicate little lady falling down, you will feel a bit of compassion. When you see a drunk man falling down, you will secretly curse in your heart and say she deserves it.

Her current appearance will only make people disgusted and avoid her.

When Lu Yehua was feeling sad and inferior, there was movement behind him, but it was Xie Fu who came back: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law."

In the past, when Lu Yehua heard his voice full of joy and sunshine, he would also be happy, but now he wished he could hide far away and never see him again.

"Mother-in-law, we found water."

Lu Yehua was as motionless as a statue. Xie Fu felt curious. Could it be that he was angry with himself for leaving without saying goodbye? He thought to himself, do you know what is the biggest difference between you and Xianting?

Xianting will not be petty and will obey my words as a husband. No matter what decision I make, I will be very supportive. You, a mother, are not as generous as your daughter.

But then I thought about it, and my status was different. Xianting was his wife, so she naturally had to respect her husband and obey her.

Lu Yehua was his elder, and when he met those evil mothers-in-law, he still had nothing to blame, and it was impossible to talk about respect and conformity.

"Mother-in-law."

Xie Fuxi came to Lu Yehua diligently, but Lu Yehua lowered his head and turned sideways, clearly avoiding facing him.

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, are you angry that my son-in-law made his own decision? You see, my son-in-law has found a clean water source."

Lu Yehua said oh, not very excited.

"My son-in-law is already full. You should also drink some water to quench your thirst. You are a kind person and my son-in-law's burden will be lighter."

This sentence actually made Lu Yehua reach out his hand to take the water and take a few sips. His chapped lips were immediately moisturized and his throat became much smoother.

After taking a few sips, I felt the taste was weird and stopped: "Why does this water look weird?"

"What's wrong?" Xie Fu told lies with his eyes open. Anyway, it was dark now and he couldn't see the color of the water clearly.

Lu Yehua took a few sips, his eyebrows curled up: "It smells weird, like..."

"Yes, I finally found a drinkable water source. It was not very clean, so I found some pebbles and sand to clean up some dust. I have already tried the water first. It's ok. Don't worry."

"Oh, by the way, the pebbles and sand under the stone bowl are purified water to remove the flavor. Drink it lightly to avoid getting it on your mouth."

Lu Yehua heard that he was testing the water, how could he live up to this difficult bowl of water, so he lowered his head and took another sip. Perhaps he had doubts in his heart, and he choked on the smell and started to cough.

Xie Fu felt guilty and worried, and Lu Yehua's voice sounded like a coquettish voice: "It smells so bad, just like urine." She just said it now, lest Xie Fu misunderstand that she didn't cherish it.

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "That's nonsense, how could it be urine?"

"This is the smell!"

Xie Fu asked back: "Have you ever drank urine?"

"Of course I haven't drunk it!"

"Then how do you know it's this smell?"

"I……"

While Lu Yehua was hesitating, Xie Fu didn't give her time to think and coaxed: "Drink it quickly. I'll feel relieved."

Lu Yehua endured the unpleasant smell and drank the water.

Xie Fu naturally didn't take this seriously. Urine is nothing, life is important. If you don't see someone who is hungry and can't bear it, and someone who eats dirt, then it's hard to swallow, but you have to force yourself to swallow it.

"anything else?"

"No more... wait until I'm thirsty."

Xie Fu threw the stone bowl away to destroy the evidence: "Then take a rest early and recuperate your energy. We will pass through these extremely evil places in one breath tomorrow morning."

It was a quiet night and he fell asleep well. Lu Yehua was obviously tired but not sleepy. Finally he couldn't help but asked softly: "Thank you, are you asleep?"

Xie Fu didn't want to answer and pretended to be asleep.

"Thank you, Fu."

Seeing that Fu Xie didn't respond, Lu Yehua stood up gently to see him. As soon as he stood up, Fu Xie's voice came: "What do you want to do?"

Lu Yehua was a little embarrassed like a child who was caught doing bad things: "Aren't you asleep?"

"I'm very sensitive. If there is any dangerous movement, I will wake up. What do you want to do?"

"I..." It doesn't mean that I want to go to you and see you alive.

Xie Fu misunderstood that she was going for a convenience: "Don't go out of the ten-foot radius. It will be bad if you accidentally step on the bad land. It's too dark and you can't tell the direction. Just shout, I'll wait for you."

Lu Yehua listened to his many instructions and wondered: "What?"

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, it is human nature to eat, drink, and have sex. I have wronged you."

Lu Yehua immediately blushed: "What? I just want to ask you something." "Ask, it's best to speak louder, I'm afraid I can't hear you clearly."

Lu Yehua immediately understood his thoughtfulness: "It's strange that I believe you. Your ears are very good."

Xie Fu was funny: "I don't listen carefully, I won't notice every sound."

"How do I know if you are careful or not."

"Can you listen carefully to this kind of thing?"

Lu Yehua sneered: "That's not necessarily the case!"

"I'm so tired of hearing it, I even want to cover my ears."

Lu Yehua blushed no matter how hard he got involved with this matter: "I asked you something, did you see it?"

"I can't see, I can't see, it's so dark, I can't see anything." Xie Fu was obviously a little annoyed.

"No, I mean..."

Xie Fu interrupted: "Even if you squat in front of me, I can't see you."

Lu Yehua spat: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, so I won't tell you anymore."

"Then I'll sleep."

Xie Fu directly blocked Lu Yehua and continued talking. She could do whatever she wanted to do.

Lu Yehua actually wanted to ask, have you seen my white hair?

It was quiet for a while, and then I heard the sound of Xie Fu sleeping. After listening, she fell asleep too.

……

Lu Yehua woke up the next day. She felt as if she had slept for three days and three nights. Her whole body was so comfortable that even her toes were warm. Little did she know that Xie Fu had taken the time to heal her with a blessing mantra. Of course, he had slept again. The fragrance feels good again.

She opened her eyes in confusion and saw Fu Xie's face coming into view, which startled her: "What are you doing!"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I'm awake." He handed over a bowl of water and said, "There's nothing to eat, only water."

Nowadays, it is rare to have a bowl of water to drink. He must have worked hard to find it. Lu Yehua took it and took a sip. The pungent smell immediately came to his nose. Lu Yehua frowned immediately, but he suppressed the smell and swallowed. Take a few sips and treat it like medicine, lest he think you're being pretentious.

Seeing her frowning, Fu Xie couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart. At this moment, Lu Yehua glanced at him gently, saw his kind eyes and smiled, and asked, "Have you drank?"

Xie Fu nodded, and Lu Yehua handed the water back: "I've had enough, you can drink some too."

Xie Fu quickly raised his hand: "No, no, no, you drink it." He didn't need to drink these things, Lu Yehua only needed them.

Lu Yehua said angrily: "What's the point of being polite? Now we should share the joys and sorrows together. Why be humble?"

"I'm really full. You can't force me to drink any more." Xie Fu said, patting his bulging belly.

He had indeed filled himself up and was now treating himself like a camel to store water for emergencies.

Lu Yehua snorted and was amused by him again. He lowered his head and continued to drink water. The taste was really choking. Now he glanced at the water during the day and saw that the color of the water was slightly yellow. He didn't know if it was due to the psychological effect. The more he drank, the more he felt sleepy. It's that kind of thing.

Xie Fu saw her suspicious expression while drinking, and said loudly: "I was discovered by you."

Lu Yehua was shocked: "What!"

"I added some chicken urine stones to the water."

"What is a chicken urine stone?"

Xie Fu pointed to the few stones at the bottom of the bowl: "That is chicken urine stone. This stone can remove poison and purify water. It can also be used as medicine. It is mainly used to treat the accumulation of masses and malaria."

"Why add these things?"

"Because although the water is drinkable, it smells like shit. With the addition of chicken urine stones, the smell will be much weaker."

"The smell isn't much better either." Lu Yehua said and took a few more sips before finishing the water, leaving only a few pebbles at the bottom.

Fu Xie took the stone bowl, picked up a small pebble and put it to the tip of Lu Yehua's nose: "This chicken urine stone is naturally smelling like urine. Smell it." Even a sweet peach will smell when soaked in urine.

Lu Yehua screamed and ran away: "Don't disgust me."

Xie Fu thought to himself, as expected, he cannot tell the truth to women, and his reaction to a stone would be so great. If he knew that what he drank was urine, he would not explode.

Lu Yehua asked: "It's so early in the morning, why are you staying with me if you don't go to rest and sleep?" He didn't mean to blame her, but he just didn't want Xie Fu to care too much about her.

"Is it early in the morning? I'm waiting for you to wake up." Xie Fu said, pointing to the sun in the sky.

Lu Yehua looked up and saw that the sun was already high in the sky and it was almost noon. He exclaimed, "It's so late!"

Xie Fu said calmly: "It doesn't matter, today we will pass through these extremely evil places in one go."

"Then let's go." Lu Yehua said and stood up. Although his head was full of white hair, his posture was erect and graceful, without any hunchback.

Xie Fu asked: "Mother-in-law, do you need to make some preparations?"

Lu Yehua was confused: "What are you preparing for?"

Xie Fu reminded vaguely: "We will pass through it in one breath in a while, but we don't have time to stop. There is no place to squat in these extremely evil places."

Lu Yehua immediately understood what he meant, and his ears turned red: "Let's go."