Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Xie Fu hugged Lu Yehua with open arms and whispered in her ear: "Meizhuang, will you be my wife?"

Lu Yehua's body melted: "Are you telling the truth? Do you want me to marry you so much?"

"Yes, I want to take care of you openly and love you." In this dark and uninhabited world, Xie Fu will never allow himself to have regrets, nor will he allow himself to take another step back.

What a shameless love talk. The strange thing is that she didn't feel it was offensive at all. She could only be overjoyed, and the flowers in her heart seemed to bloom layer by layer, spreading all over her body.

He is the embodiment of spring, and even the breath he speaks into his ears is full of the flavor of spring.

"Thank you, Fu, please wipe me."

Xie Fu boldly touched her snowy peak.

Lu Yehua was startled: "No, touch your face."

Xie Fu touched her face, feeling smooth, greasy, rich and fuzzy.

Lu Yehua asked softly: "Do you like it?"

"like."

"happy?"

"happy."

"Do you want to be the emperor?"

"I love you, not because I want to take over your beautiful body, but because I want..."

"You just want it, say you just want it, otherwise I won't let you find me even if I become a ghost."

Xie Fu just hugged her tightly, which made Lu Yehua feel loved and cherished, and she finally felt that Xie Fu's love for her was far better than words could express.

But she became greedy: "Say you want it, say you just want to invade me." Sadness tortured her into a handful of dry firewood, but when she touched him, she burned without restraint.

Xie Fu held her face in his hands, cherishing her so much. Tears flowed down his fingers, like a surging tide that soon soaked his palms.

At this moment, any words were feeble. Xie Fu kissed her lips, as tenderly as a lover, and as natural as a husband.

The moment their lips touched, Lu Yehua moved away again.

What was supposed to be a warm and sweet time turned out to be an embarrassing scene.

Xie Fu laughed awkwardly, and Lu Yehua hurriedly explained: "I'm not used to it."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Actually, I'm not used to it. I just couldn't help myself."

"No, I mean I don't like it, I even feel a little disgusted with it."

Xie Fu said: "Don't you like me kissing you? Then I won't kiss you. Can I hug you?"

He acted so considerate and considerate, but Lu Yehua was even more anxious. He was so anxious that he couldn't explain clearly, and he said, "I don't know how to tell you."

"It's okay, you can speak slowly."

"I don't like people kissing me on the mouth, do you understand?"

"why?"

"There's no reason. I just don't like it, and I hate the relationship between men and women. I feel very awkward and resist it."

Xie Fu understood now: "Oh, you still have this problem."

"What's wrong?"

"This is actually called indifference."

"What a cold feeling."

"It's just that they are extremely resistant to things between men and women."

Lu Yehua murmured: "It seems like this." Then he explained to Xie Fu his previous avoidance behavior: "I have only kissed Xianting with this mouth, so when you suddenly kissed me just now, I couldn't help but avoid it."

Thank you Fu.

"You...do you dislike me?"

"No." Xie Fuying said very casually.

Lu Yehua pondered for a while and asked, "Can this coldness be cured?"

"It can be cured, but I don't think you need to treat it."

"why?"

"If you wanted to treat it, it would have been cured long ago, why wait until today."

"I...I want to cure it now."

Xie Fu asked: "Why do you want to treat it now?"

Lu Yehua was anxious again and pinched Fu Xie's face fiercely: "Tell me! How to treat it?"

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Take medicine for ten to eight years, and it may be effective."

Lu Yehua was thoughtful, and unconsciously said what was in his heart: "Ten years or eight years, such a long time."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "What, can't wait?"

Seeing that he was making fun of himself, Lu Yehua said coldly: "Xie Fu, do you want to die? I'm not one of those lowlifes you usually meet in a brothel."

Seeing her regaining her vitality and showing her true nature, Xie Fu was very happy and said with a smile: "It's not impossible to get quick results."

"explain."

"There is a strange medicine that works immediately. I just don't know if you are willing to take it." "What a strange medicine, you can finish it all at once."

"The medicine is ready, and it is far away and right before your eyes."

Lu Yehua was confused; "Where?"

Xie Fu put his face in front of hers: "That's me."

When Lu Yehua heard this, his face turned red with embarrassment, he pushed his face away and spat: "You went all this way just to tease me."

Xie Fu smiled: "Some people like to write articles and enjoy it, but some people find it a painful and torturous drudgery. In the same way, the same is true for men and women."

"In the final analysis, you still have to find the joy in anything you do, rather than chewing on the bitter taste. For example, my strange medicine can tease people..."

Lu Yehua was funny: "You think you are the only one in the world who can tease people. There are a lot of scoundrels on the street, but they still lack such a bad thing."

Xie Fu snorted: "Teasing is teasing, but when I tease you, not only are you not angry, but you are also happy. That's the difference."

"put……"

Lu Yehua didn't say the word "fart" after all. Thinking that he had cried so sadly for himself just now made him happy and proud.

Xie Fu continued to talk eloquently: "Take Duanchangcao and Coptis chinensis, for example. Both are so bitter that it is hard to swallow. Duanchangcao is poison. If you eat it, Coptis chinensis is a good medicine, which can cure the heart fire and reduce the anger."

Then he put his face in front of Lu Yehua: "I am the good medicine Coptis chinensis. Looking at the huanglian can relieve the fire."

The corner of Lu Yehua's mouth was coquettish, so shameless. She suddenly felt a breath approaching, and Xie Fu kissed her lips with just a hint of skill. She immediately became extremely nervous.

Xie Fu was so perceptive. He held her hand and felt her body tense up, so he stopped and left.

Lu Yehua's tense body softened and relaxed, but his heart was beating wildly. He felt that his palms and soles were sweaty.

Xie Fu acted as if nothing had happened. After the first kiss, no trace was left behind. He smiled and said, "Talented woman, I want to ask you a question."

Lu Yehua chuckled: "Ask me?"

"First of all, have you ever seen an animal kiss?"

"This..." Lu Yehua pondered and thought for a while before replying: "I've been thinking for a long time but I can't think of an animal that can kiss. I've seen people kiss each other..."

As he spoke, his face suddenly turned red with embarrassment. He lightly slapped Xie Fu and cursed: "You're trying to trick me into making a fool of yourself again."

Xie Fu chuckled: "I've seen people crossing their necks before, including white cranes, swans, and mandarin ducks."

Lu Yehua hit Xie Fu again: "Okay, stop talking."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Then the next question is, humans are also animals. Why do humans kiss?"

"This..." Lu Yehua was suddenly stopped by Xie Fu's question again, and said angrily: "How do I know this? Even if you ask such irrelevant questions, I can't forgive you if you can't tell me the reason. you."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Then you have to forgive me. Humans started to engage in kissing because..." He choked her and deliberately tried to show off.

Lu Yehua was already curious: "Why?" He also thought to himself when he asked, it should be a beast after all, but for humans, this is an expression of noble and pure emotions. People are not just satisfied with the body, More pursuing the resonance of the soul.

In Lu Yehua's expectation, Xie Fu replied: "Actually, the first act of kissing by humans was due to the probing behavior of humans in ancient times who did not trust each other and suspected that the other party would steal food when they were not around."

Lu Yehua was stunned for a moment: "That's nonsense."

“Have you read the book Catalog of Human Monuments?”

"No."

"This book is relatively rare. It's normal if you haven't read it. There is a picture in it, which depicts a pottery figurine. The man and woman in the pottery figurine are kissing. The woman looks a little nervous and has her eyes closed, while the man has his eyes wide open. The strange thing is that he is not looking at this woman, but his eyes are flickering."

Lu Yehua said: "This doesn't mean anything?"

"Why doesn't it mean anything? A woman closing her eyes means she is guilty. A man's eyes are elsewhere. It is clear that his mind is not on the woman, but looking elsewhere, which means doubt."

"That's not necessarily because you said you were testing whether to steal food. It could also be that you suspect a woman of stealing a man."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "It makes sense for you to say that."

Lu Yehua blushed, and Xie Fu continued: "However, the author of the book made a detailed analysis of the pottery figurines and cited a large number of records. In that era, food was a more important foundation than reproduction, which ultimately proved that men It’s just to test whether the woman has eaten secretly.”

Lu Yehua said angrily: "Only unscrupulous people would study such messy things."

"Well, you can't say that. People make progress through exploration and become civilized through practice. We should be grateful to the first pair of men and women who tested each other to steal food. They set a precedent and did this wonderful behavior. "

"Wonderful?"

Xie Fu lowered his voice and said, "It's wonderful."

Lu Yehua's heart was pounding as he said this, and he wanted to try it.

Xie Fu's fingers gently scratched her face. Lu Yehua thought that Xie Fu was going to hold her chin, but Xie Fu just gently combed her messy temples, feeling a little disappointed.

Xie Fu just gently combed her hair. Lu Yehua felt very comfortable and relaxed, and her heart was slowly replaced by gentleness and warmth.

Xie Fu kissed her silently, and Lu Yehua felt no awkwardness or resistance at all. It felt like taking a sip of light wine, and the smooth and rich aroma of the wine spread in his mouth, making people drunk. The body is also warm and comfortable.

Xie Fu left naturally. Lu Ye Huajing felt that he couldn't stop and wanted to take another sip.

Xie Fu's voice floated in his ears like music: "Is it wonderful?"

"Ah."

Xie Fu asked softly: "Do you still want something more wonderful?"

Lu Yehua was shy and silent, and pushed Xie Fu out of embarrassment.

Xie Fu pretended to be pushed down by him. Lu Yehua let out a sigh and hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull her down. Xie Fu took the opportunity to pull her down together, and their bodies fell to the ground together, and their bodies collided heavily.