Xiaosheng is not a nerd

My heart seemed to be pounding even harder, and it started pounding wildly.

Xie Fu laughed proudly: "Little lady, you are taking the initiative to throw yourself into my arms. Could it be that you have been interested in me for a long time?"

Lu Yehua scolded: "Use these dirty tricks."

As he said this, he stood up. After all, he still had the style and dignity of a famous lady in his heart. He just felt that he was lying down on the ground like this, and what manners he had.

Lu Yehua's waist was just half straight when Xie Fu let out a cry, turned over and pressed her down.

With one trying to get up and the other not giving in, the two of them rolled countless times on the ground until Lu Yehua was panting and simply gave up.

Xie Fu rested his elbows on Lu Yehua's shoulders and rested his face on her chin.

Lu Yehua said angrily: "Stop making trouble."

Xie Fuxiao asked, "Have you never played like this with a man?"

Lu Yehua suddenly became angry: "Of course not! I come from a famous family, but in fact you are a country and vulgar boy."

Xie Fu smiled heartily: "You think I'm vulgar."

Lu Yehua opened his mouth, but hesitated. I can't say that I like your vulgarity.

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Talented girl, you like to be polite, how about we do something more polite?"

"You behave in a vulgar manner, and no matter how many polite words you say, you are trying to hide it. Get up first."

Xie Fu turned over and lay beside her. Lu Yehua didn't expect that he would be so honest and obedient. Suddenly, she felt empty, but she actually felt that he was fuller and warmer just now when he was pressing on her.

She felt his arm next to her, and he was lying next to her, feeling very peaceful and at ease inside.

She secretly thought that it would be fine to just lie like this forever, but in fact she didn't expect much.

Just as she was thinking about it, a hand groped on her leg, then grabbed her Rouyi and held her little hand tightly.

Lu Yehua closed his eyes and spoke softly.

After a while, I felt that it was not easy for the two of them to have this time together, and it was a waste to pass it by silently, so I took the initiative to speak up: "Don't you want to be more polite?"

"Can I tell you another story?"

Lu Yehua smiled sweetly: "I like to hear it."

"Then let's continue talking about the development of this kiss."

Lu Yehua sneered: "If you speak seriously, I would also like to listen. I'm afraid you are talking nonsense."

"Don't worry, it's absolutely reasonable and well-founded. I guarantee you will be convinced."

"Just tell me."

"It is said that the man and woman kissed each other to test whether the other party had eaten secretly. Later, the man and the woman learned more and more sophisticatedly. Every time they secretly finished eating, they would rinse their mouths with water to remove the taste of food in their mouths."

Lu Yehua responded with a hum, which was reasonable.

Xie Fu continued: "But no matter how you rinse your mouth, the smell will eventually remain, but it is hidden deeper. You can't smell it on the mouth, and you can't enter your mouth to smell it. What should I do?"

Lu Yehua asked: "What should I do?"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "You are such a talented woman and so smart, what do you think we should do?"

Lu Yehua knew that he was deliberately embarrassing himself again, so he deliberately said: "How do I know what to do? If it were me, I would just open a big hole in my mouth and lift it up to search."

Xie Fu couldn't help laughing: "You are cruel, but the ancients still have wisdom."

These words aroused Lu Yehua's curiosity again: "Then tell me, what kind of wisdom method is it?"

"You can't stick your mouth in, but you can stick your tongue in. Not to mention the smell, you can taste whether it's sweet or salty."

Lu Yehua said, "You are so disgusting."

"Hey, hey, hey, this is wisdom. Even if it is evil, it is the evil of the ancients, not me. If you don't listen to it, go and offend the ancients."

Lu Yehua bit it, but couldn't help but think about that scene. He couldn't accept it at all, but if it were him...his words... he couldn't accept it either!

"If you dare to do this, I will cut off your tongue."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Why are you so nervous? I am not right to you. If you are right, it is also to my wife. You are not my wife, so what does it have to do with you."

Lu Yehua gave Xie Fu a hard squeeze to vent his annoyance.

"Hey, hey, don't you want to hear the story anymore?"

"I won't listen!"

Xie Fu chuckled: "If you want to listen, then I will continue talking."

Lu Yehua secretly cursed the bad guy in his heart, but he didn't say no.

"Later on, women also learned to be sophisticated. How could they be searched by you without any defense? Their teeth would just shut up."

Lu Yehua sneered: "Crack, bite it off, you deserve it!"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Don't be too proud and don't bite off it."

"Why didn't you bite it off?"

"The man shrank back and hid."

Lu Yehua smiled and said, "Then he still dares to search?"

"Why don't you dare? In that era, food was more important than life. I never heard of birds dying for food. Food was very scarce at that time, and people were just like birds."

"My teeth are closed, how can I still search?"

"A man would just scratch a woman's lips. The scratches would make her teeth soft, and her teeth would become weak."

"can you?"

"How about we give it a try now."

"Go away, don't try to lie to me."

Xie Fuhe smiled: "So, practice is the golden pickaxe of civilization and progress. Without practice, a person will appear ignorant."

"Stop talking nonsense."

"You refuse when I try, and you don't believe it when I tell you. How can you, a talented woman, make progress?"

"My knowledge is enough, no need to improve."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It's easy to be deceived by men."

Lu Yehua sneered: "Any man who dares to lie to me will die badly."

Xie Fu smiled: "I'm scared."

"You can give it a try?"

Xie Fu whispered: "Then let me tell you a secret. The first time I saw your body, it was not as serious as I said on the surface, and all my high-sounding words were false. I almost couldn't help it at that time. , after you put on your clothes afterwards, those images still appeared in my mind..."

Lu Yehua gritted his teeth to hold back the attack, which was because of his love for Xie Fu. If someone else mentioned the word "body", there would be no chance to say the next words.

Hearing Xie Fu stop, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, I could endure it. I really wanted to tear his mouth off.

Unexpectedly, Xie Fu continued to talk without fear of death: "I don't know if I think too much, but the picture is engraved in my mind. Every time you stand in front of me with clothes on, I feel like you are not wearing anything when I see you. The contour arc is very clear."

"I can't help but think, if only this was my woman, so I could hold her in my arms and pity her as much as I can."

Lu Yehua finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Have you said enough? Do you think I like you, so you can mock and humiliate me in every possible way."

Xie Fu was stunned. He didn't expect Lu Yehua to react in such a big way. He originally wanted to express his admiration for her. These words were harmless to Xiaoyun and Xianting. They were fun words between lovers, even if It didn't matter to Tantai Heqing, most of them gave him a hard look and scolded him.

But the foundation of the relationship with Lu Yehua has not been stable yet, and because of their special identities, this relationship is extremely fragile and can be disconnected at any time, making Lu Yehua extremely sensitive.