Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1531 Underworld Alliance

"Of course, this is meant to be entertainment for everyone."

The boatman spoke to him: "Sir, it should cost a lot of money to go on this boat once, right?"

Xie Fuhe smiled and didn't answer, so as not to scare this man who was running for a living every day. In this kind of scene, he was spending money like water, and there was no splash even when he dropped the money.

Yilan looked very excited: "Then let's go up quickly and join in the fun."

"Yilan, why didn't I know you loved to join in the fun so much?"

"I didn't know being with you was so much fun."

"Okay, but before we go up, we need to prepare."

"what to prepare?"

Xie Fu held Yilan's pretty chin with his fingers and said in a teasing tone: "You are so beautiful, they will definitely treat you as an oiran and they will inevitably tease you."

Yilan Jing smiled and said, "What does it feel like to be teased?"

She has been in Daguan Kingdom for twenty years, and she is treated as a queen. Anyone who dares to molest her is a serious crime even if he speaks disrespectfully.

Xie Fu slapped her charming buttocks, and Yilan screamed: "Why are you hitting me?"

Xie Fu said with a smile: "It's just such teasing. What's more, he will even lift your horse skirt to see if you are wearing pants underneath."

Although Jiangnan is a place of prosperous romance, the folk customs are not as open as those in Chang'an. Moreover, the more famous a brothel lady is, the less she dares to speak arrogantly, because behind every courtesan there is a group of fans. Doing so will undoubtedly offend the public.

Xie Fu said this just to scare Yilan. After all, with her appearance and charm in this romantic land, she would definitely attract attention and cause a sensation. Xie Fu didn't want to be too ostentatious and cause unnecessary trouble.

Yi Lan immediately blushed: "Then I don't want to be teased."

Xie Fu sneered: "You don't have to try everything."

"I don't want this."

"I'll give it a try." Xie Fu said and put his hand directly into her horse skirt.

Yilan screamed, "There's someone! There's someone!"

The boatman said loudly: "Don't worry, little lady, I won't watch anything you shouldn't."

This makes Yilan even more shy. She can't let others cover her ears.

Xie Fu just teased Yi Lan and led her into the cabin to prepare.

After a while, when she came out of the cabin, the exotic and stunning beauty just now transformed into a handsome young man from the south of the Yangtze River.

Yilan is from Beidi, and she is not short. She is only a little shorter than Qin Chushang, who is very tall. Moreover, she has the heroic style of a daughter on horseback, which adds a bit of masculinity.

He has fair skin, sandalwood lips and slender eyebrows, and a manly bun on his head. He looks extremely handsome. He can be said to be a fair-faced boy, but not to mention a noble young man with white jade.

Yilan had never worn men's clothing before and felt very strange: "Where did your clothes come from?"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Of course I have prepared it for you a long time ago. With a stunning beauty like you, even if someone doesn't steal your love with a knife, you will still be killed by someone else's jealous eyes."

Yi Lan was confused: "In Yangzhou, do women have to wear men's clothes when going out?"

"Of course not, but if a stunning beauty like you appears on the street, there will definitely be a group of old men behind you. It's best to look ugly, unless you want to seduce men."

Yi Lan curled her lips and said, "I just want to seduce you."

Xie Fu couldn't help but kissed her on the jade lips: "Pretty face, give me a kiss first."

Xie Fu ordered the boatman to sail the boat close to the Xiaoyao. Before leaving, he gave the boatman a silver coin to express his gratitude. The boatman was so flattered that he knelt down with excitement to thank him and called him noble.

It's not that Yi Lan didn't understand anything. She still knew the weight of ten taels of silver. She asked with a smile: "Fu, are you always so generous with your actions?"

Xie Fu smiled broadly: "I used to be a stingy person, but my wife always told me that as a man, you must first learn how to spend money. Money can solve a lot of troubles."

Yilan said softly: "If your wife knew about my existence, would she be very angry?"

Xie Fu'e said, if it was Xianting, he would definitely love Wujiwu and regard Yilan as his own. He Qing would definitely be furious at first hearing, but later he would understand and accept it all. Of course, he would have resentment in his heart and be ruthless. It was inevitable to curse him a few times.

Yi Lan saw Xie Fu pondering and asked with a smile, "Did I ask something I shouldn't have asked?"

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Both of them are very good, but one of them is jealous."

Yilan was slightly surprised: "Do you have two wives?"

Xie Fu smiled lightly: "What? Do you regret it? Do you feel like you have been on a pirate ship?"

"I fell in love with you without knowing anything about you."

Xie Fu said softly: "I've wronged you."

At this time, the two of them had already boarded the ship. A middle-aged man looked at their clothes and walked up to them: "Do you have a reservation for the two gentlemen?"

Mr. Xie grew up in a brothel, how could he not understand this kind of jargon? He handed over a silver coin and said: "Not yet, please help me make arrangements."

The middle-aged man then asked: "What do you call the two gentlemen?"

"My surname is Xie, and his surname is Yi."

"Thank you, Mr. Yi. Please come with me, Mr. Yi."

Xie Fu smiled softly at Yilan and said, "This is the convenience of money. If you have money, they will respectfully arrange a place for you and treat you as a guest of honor. If you are empty-handed, people will find ways to make things difficult, and even find you." There is no reason to kick you out. This money can be regarded as the tea fee. You are stuck in the brothel. "

Yilan was a little distracted, staring at the group of people passing by.

Xie Fu followed and looked forward, and saw a graceful woman in a white dress walking towards him. There were no beads on her head, only a plain white flower on her head, and she was dressed plainly.

The face is clear and beautiful, as cold as frost and snow, and there is a hint of sadness in the brows, obviously a family member has recently lost a loved one.

Behind them were a dozen men dressed in black, uniformly embroidered with gold, and they seemed to belong to the same faction.

Xie Fu was slightly surprised, female leader?

This woman looks very weak and does not seem to have a foundation in martial arts.

Not only Xie Fu, but also Yilan didn't know why she kept staring at such a cold woman in a white dress. It's just that this woman's eyes were cold and as if no one else was watching.

It's very rude to stare at people like this. Behind the woman in the white dress, a middle-aged man's eyes fell coldly on Yi Lan, his eyes full of warning.

Yi Lan asked Xie Fu in a low voice: "This woman is so beautiful and cold. Is she the lady of a brothel?"

Xie Fu suddenly found it funny. How could a woman from a good family who was obviously dressed in plain clothes be a brothel lady? But having said that, it was indeed a bit strange to appear on such a romantic occasion with a newly bereaved relative.

Even though Yilan spoke very quietly, the other party still heard what he said. The middle-aged man who was staring at Yilan coldly suddenly shouted: "What are you talking about? You dare to humiliate our leader, you don't want to live long. " Yi Lan has obviously never experienced this kind of thing. The people are not as respectful as the palace, but not everyone is respectful to her. Moreover, she is dressed in men's clothing and looks handsome, so others regard her as a slut who does not know how to live or die.

Xie Fu took a step forward and bowed his hands in greeting: "This friend of mine is a bookworm. He only studies and writes at home every day. He has no knowledge of the world and often makes some jokes. Please don't let me, my lady, and you heroes. Sorry."

It was only then that the woman in the white dress glanced at Xie Fu, her eyes slightly lowered, but there was a hint of murderous intent in her eyes.

Xie Fu also knew that Yi Lan had offended other people's taboos. This matter could be big or small. If she was a broad-minded person, she would probably laugh it off. It was obvious that the woman in the white dress was not a broad-minded person.

He took a special look at the appearance of the woman in the white skirt. This direct look immediately aroused the displeasure of the men in black, and also made the woman in the white skirt look even more murderous.

Just when they were about to have an attack, Xie Fu said: "Today I specially brought my friend here to see the world, so as not to become a fool and tell him that the brothel lady is as beautiful as a fairy in the sky. I But this friend didn’t believe it and asked me where the fairy was when we got on the boat.”

"I must have just seen my lady's beautiful face and said something offensive unintentionally. It's all thanks to me."

As the saying goes, don't hit someone with a smiling face. Xie Fu apologized and explained, which really made people uncomfortable.

The woman in the white dress glanced at Yilan at this moment. The moment she saw Yilan, her cold eyes softened. What a pale green boy, with eyes as clear as white snow. She had never encountered such a young man. Clean man, there is such a fairy man in the world.

Yilan happened to look into the eyes of the woman in the white dress, and was suddenly shocked by the soft pulse of the woman in the white dress, and felt a strange feeling in her heart.

Seeing Yi Lan looking at her stupidly, Fu Xie reminded him, "Brother Yi, you still haven't apologized to this lady."

Only then did Yi Lan react and salute awkwardly: "I'm sorry, madam, please don't take offense."

The woman in the white dress saw that Yilan's salute was wrong, and couldn't help but sneered. She had never seen such a stupid man, but also such a cute and clean man.

When Yilan saw the woman laughing, she looked at Xie Fu and asked, "What is she laughing at?"

Thank you, Fu Wan'er. What else can you laugh at? You can't even salute. Lai Yilan is from Beidi and doesn't follow the etiquette of Daguan Kingdom at all. She has been in Daguan Kingdom for twenty years and has been honored as a queen. She has never Only others knelt down and saluted her. The only emperor who needed to salute was Yi Lan. She liked him as much as she wanted.

This is also the first time Yi Lan salutes to others, and she still imitates how to thank Fu.

Seeing Yilan's silly look, the woman in the white dress couldn't help but hide her mouth and snicker again. Jingwei slightly bent her knees and said a blessing to Yilan: "Young Master, you're welcome." A slight blush appeared on Jing's cold and white cheeks.

Xie Fu pulled Yilan aside and said, "Madam, you go first."

When the woman in the white dress passed by Yilan, she couldn't help but glance at her gently from the corner of her eyes, her eyes filled with affection.

After the woman in the white dress walked away, Xie Fu smiled and said, "I never thought you, a pretty boy, could be so seductive."

Xie Fuquan saw the expression and behavior of the woman in the white dress just now, so how could he not see that Zhong Yi was in love with Yilan.

Yi Lan was confused: "What do you mean?"

"Didn't you see that she treats you differently? She has fallen in love with you."

Yi Lan said: "But I am a woman, and I don't like women either."

"She doesn't know that you are a woman. You are really handsome. In front of you, I am simply a humble person. Even the most beautiful man in Suzhou, Lu Wenlin, is outclassed by you."

Xie Fu sneered and raised his hand to hook Yilan's chin with a teasing expression.

The woman in the white dress walked more than ten feet away, with the image of the miserable green boy echoing in her mind. She couldn't help but look back, and happened to see Xie Fu teasing Yilan, and her face was immediately covered with frost. He said coldly: "Second Master, find an opportunity to kill the man in green."

"The boss, where is the man in green?"

"Let's spare his life for now."

The middle-aged man asked: "Sir, can you leave?"

Xie Fu nodded, followed the pace of the middle-aged man, and asked: "What do you call me?"

"The villain's surname is Ma, and his single name is Wei. Master, just call me by my name."

But Fu Xie smiled humbly and said, "I think you have a Confucian spirit, so why don't you call me Mr. Ma?"

Ma Wei specifically stopped and responded respectfully: "Thank you, Mr. Sir, that's an excessive compliment."

Everyone likes to be respected, especially people with status. Looking at Xie Fu's clothes and demeanor, an old man like Ma Wei vaguely feels that he is this kind of person.

Xie Fu asked: "Mr. Ma, who is the owner of this Xiaoyao?"

"This villain doesn't know either."

Xie Fu said: "So mysterious?"

"But the villain knows that the owner of this song Xiaoyao is a friend of Young Master Han."

"Which Mr. Han?"

"Who else could it be, Mr. Han? Of course it is Mr. Han Bufan."

Ma Wei said: "Mr. Xie is from Yangzhou, so he probably doesn't know Mr. Han."

The other party knows that he is from Yangzhou, which is not surprising. After all, the local accent is hard to change: "Mr. Han is the leader of our Yangzhou nobles, how could I not recognize him."

"Mr. Xie is a very cool person. He rarely sets foot in brothels."

Xie Fu laughed: "Mr. Ma, I think you are very cool."

Ma Wei immediately showed a strange expression and said with a smile: "Yangzhou Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I have only been in Yangzhou for a short time, so I don't know the prince's surname."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You wouldn't recognize my real name, but I have a nickname that you may have heard of."

"Oh, what nickname?"

"Li Shaodi."

Ma Wei was stunned for a moment, then chuckled: "Young Master Xie is just joking. You and I are already the fourth Li Shaodian tonight."

"Oh, Mr. Ma doesn't look like me?"

“There are so many fake ones that I can’t tell the real ones from the fake ones.”

Xie Fu changed the subject: "Mr. Ma, I wonder who the woman in the white dress just now is?"

"I don't recognize them either. There are many strange faces here tonight, including Mr. Xie."

While chatting, Ma Wei brought the two of them into the hall. The hall was unusually spacious and there were dozens of tables. There were brothel ladies performing their talents on the stage, and a brothel master was presiding over the interaction. The atmosphere was lively and lively, but regardless of appearance, His temperament is far different from Chen Qinglan's.

Ma Wei brought the two of them to a table in the middle: "Mr. Xie, I'm really sorry. The seat in front has been reserved by other gentlemen in advance. For the time being, I will allow you to condescend to this place. When the young gentlemen in front leave, I will take the place of Mr. Xie again." Rearrange seats.”