Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1532: Gathering together for important events

"I don't want to be too ostentatious. It's very nice here."

Xie Fu said and handed another piece of broken silver: "Mr. Laoma will serve you a glass of wine."

It was the first time for Yilan to come to such an occasion, and she seemed very fresh. She looked around at the lighting decorations, the layout of the environment, and even observed the various behaviors of the people in the group, but she was not interested in the brothel ladies who were performing their talents on the stage.

It seems a bit putting the cart before the horse. The young master came to the brothel not just for the ladies of the brothel, but Yilan was more interested in other things.

It is said that although the brothel ladies on the stage are very talented, they are not amazing in Xie Fu's eyes, especially since he has met Lan Ning, Tian Shui Xian Ge, Luo Chuxian and other famous brothel leaders all over the world.

Even compared to famous actors such as Peach Blossom Liu Keqin, Yuli Hua Hengmei, Fu Dongyun, and Liu Zheng, they are much inferior.

Xie Fuxiao asked: "What? Brother Yi is not interested in the talents performed by the brothel ladies on the stage."

Yi Lan smiled and said: "My playing skills are not as good as those of Li Yuan, and my singing skills are not as good as those of Li Yuan. Compared with Qiu Da, they are far behind."

Only then did Xie Fu realize that although Yi Lan had never been to a brothel, she had seen many talented people in the opera world. There was naturally a gap when comparing these women in folk brothels with the royal opera world.

"It's a bit too much for you to compare Qiu Ruyi. After all, she is respected as the Mingyue Master, and she is the only one in the world."

At this time, the maid brought drinks, along with a plate of pastries and melon seeds, and a plate of fruits. Xie Fu said with a smile: "I'm not interested in these talents, but I am interested in drinking."

"You go ahead." Yi Lan said with a chuckle: "But these people are very interesting."

"Which people?"

"These people sitting here listening to music."

"What's interesting about it?"

Yilan pointed casually: "Look at that one, it looks like a stone sculpture, without even blinking, and that one is drooling like a fool."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "You think I'm dumbfounded, but I'm just crazy."

"Are you crazy? The sound of the piano can barely reach your ears, but it's not to the point where you're intoxicated by the fairy music."

"Some of the people who enter the brothel really come to enjoy the entertainment and art. What they are obsessed with is the person, the crazy lady's face, the crazy lady's muscles, the crazy lady's bones. The crazy lady is dignified, reserved and charming on the bed. Slender and clean yet plump and hiding dirt.”

Xie Fu's voice was low and gentle, with a hint of meaning. Yilan's heart was moved when she heard it, and she looked towards the brothel lady playing the piano on the stage.

It was late spring at this time. This brothel lady was dressed very coolly. She wore a pair of white gauze pants, her graceful legs were vaguely visible, and she wore an embroidered red dress with moon-white half-arms. Her graceful and slender figure was fully visible, especially her chest. The front double show is beautiful and graceful, with boundless charm.

For some reason, Yi Lan's white face turned red quietly. At this time, Xie Fu picked up a grape with two fingers and handed it to her mouth. Yi Lan glanced at him and ate it, her expression was indescribable. Charming and charming.

Xie Fu chuckled and spoke softly: "What they are looking forward to is the scene of sitting next to the brothel lady and feeding her."

At this time, in public, Yi Lan was inevitably cautious and said softly: "Fu, please stop teasing me."

"Tell me how I teased you."

Yilan pursed her lips and smiled: "Just don't seduce me."

"Are you so easy to seduce?"

Yi Lan snorted: "Not only did you seduce me, but you also made fun of me."

Seeing her cute and angry look, Xie Fu couldn't help but smile and picked up the wine: "Brother Yi, I'll give you a drink to apologize to you."

Yilan glared at Xie Fu gently, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and drank the glass of water and wine.

The two of them drank wine while listening to the sound of Jinse. When they were drunk, they suddenly felt that their emotions were different.

As expected, Beidi's children had an extraordinary capacity for drinking. The two of them drank almost two bottles of wine. Yi Lan only had a slight blush on her white cheeks but was not drunk.

Yi Lan stood up, and Xie Fu also stood up: "Are you leaving?"

Yi Lan smiled and said, "You continue to admire the beauties. It's too noisy and stuffy here. I want to get some fresh air outside."

"Then I'll accompany you." Yilan is a rich woman and has no martial arts skills at her side, so Xie Fu can't worry about her being alone.

"No, I'll be back in a minute."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "I want to go on a secret date with the lady in the white dress."

Yilan smiled and said deliberately: "Yes."

"Then I have to keep a close eye on you to prevent you from being abducted by others."

Yi Lan smiled and said, "If she wants to abduct her, I will abduct her."

"You are mine, and she is yours, so is she also mine?"

Yilan immediately became jealous: "You are not allowed to miss her."

The two of them left the hall while chatting and laughing.

She said she wanted to go outside for some fresh air, but Yilan walked around the cabin, looking here and there, and seemed to be very interested in the environment and layout of the Xiaoyao.

After a while, Xie Fu came to his senses, leaned closer and whispered: "Mr. Yi, do you need to go to the toilet?"

Yi Lan nodded shyly.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? You coaxed me into thinking you were interested in the Xiaoyao."

"I'm embarrassed to tell you."

"Hey, you and I already know each other, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about."

Yilan pursed her lips: "I'm just sorry."

Xie Fu smiled slightly. Speaking of these things, Yilan has been avoiding him these days. It seems that women are particularly taboo about letting people see such things, even in front of the closest and closest people.

Take He Qing and Xianting as an example. They have been husband and wife for several years, and they avoid him and don't let him see these things.

Perhaps women want to maintain a clean and beautiful image in front of their husbands.

"Yilan, you are the queen, and there are some things I want to confirm with you."

"You said."

"Queen, how do you usually go to the toilet?"

Yilan's face suddenly became embarrassed when he heard this, and said angrily: "Why do you ask these things?"

Xie Fu said with a smile: "That's right. I learned from some books that the queen is very particular about using the toilet. She lives in a pavilion on the second floor. There is an opening in the pavilion. After the queen uses the toilet, she puts the bucket through the opening on the first floor, and then the eunuch spreads it. Apply a thick layer of incense ash and sprinkle with a layer of flower petals. I heard it doesn’t stink at all and the fragrance is still lingering.”

Yilan's face turned red and she remained silent. Xie Fu asked, "Is this the case?"

Yi Lan then whispered: "How would I know."

Xie Fu said: "You are the queen, you don't know who knows." Yilan stomped her feet and snorted: "I don't know about others. Anyway, I don't have so much to do. I live in the cold palace most of the time. It’s just Shaluo and the others, and there are no eunuchs to serve them.”

Xie Fu sighed.

Yi Lan was confused: "Why are you sighing?"

Xie Fu said: "The ancients said that the words in the book cannot be fully believed. The authenticity can only be verified by personal verification. It is not easy to get to know a queen, but who knows that this queen is a fake queen and knows nothing."

Yilan was amused: "Who told you that I am a fake queen? You ask these nonsense things. I just don't want to tell you."

Xie Fu said flatteringly: "Brother Yi, please just satisfy my curiosity."

Yilan chuckled: "There is a Dongnuan Pavilion in the middle palace, which is a place for toileting. It is a two-story pavilion as you said, but there is only a hole the size of a dog hole on the first floor. The situation is probably the same as what you just said Pretty much, the bucket is lowered through the zipper, and then the eunuch..."

Yilan kept silent as she spoke. After all, it was something obscure and indecent.

Xie Fu was confused: "Probably?"

Yilan whispered: "I have never used this place, I just heard the palace maid mention it to me.

"why?"

Yilan's face turned red again: "It's so strange to play with such dirty things... as if you were cooking."

Xie Fu was surprised: "Cooking?"

Yi Lan suddenly became angry and hit Xie Fu with his pink fist: "I am so embarrassed that you ask these things."

But Xie Fu laughed and said: "No matter whether it is elegant or commonplace affairs or despicable things, it is all a matter of seeking knowledge. If I marry the queen in the future, but I don't know how the queen goes to the toilet, won't it be ridiculed by future generations?"

"You still said that!" Yilan became even more annoyed and hit her harder.

The two of them were flirting and flirting on the corridor. Others only took a second look and were not surprised. After all, this style of "dividing peaches" was seen from time to time in the land of brothels and romance.

After chasing for a while, Xie Fu suddenly stopped: "The locker room is here."

Yilan glanced at the place where she was changing clothes and going to the toilet. She was about to go in, but was stopped by Xie Fu: "Wait a minute."

"how?"

"Thank you for your advice on the secrets of using the toilet in the palace. Courtesy should be reciprocated. I will also tell you the secret of using the toilet among the people."

Yilan wondered: "Is there any difference?"

"Of course it's different. At least men are different from women. Men stand." Xie Fu said and started to demonstrate on the spot.

Yi Lan pursed her lips and said, "Why are you telling me this?"

Xie Fu leaned closer and whispered: "Now that you are pretending to be a man, of course you have to stand."

Yi Lan was stunned on the spot. She felt embarrassed when she thought of the standing scene, and blurted out: "I don't want it."

Xie Fu groaned and continued to trick him: "If others see a big man squatting, wouldn't he make others laugh out loud?"

"I don't care, you are the only one who will peek." Yilan said and entered the locker room.

Xie Fu smiled outside and said, "Brother Yi, let's go together."

"If you dare to come in, I will ignore you from now on."

Xie Fu laughed and stood outside to watch.

……

In another hall of Xiaoyao, the leaders of the thirty-six waterways of the Yangtze River gathered together.

Although the thirty-six waterways of the Yangtze River have the name of alliance, there is no actual alliance. On weekdays, each of them defends one waterway territory. Most of the time, the river water does not interfere with the well water, but sometimes conflicts of interests arise.

In ancient times, the Yangtze River Waterway ran along the Yellow River Waterway. There was a conflict of interest with the Yellow River Waterway Gang, and the two sides fought fiercely. Later, the Yangtze River Waterway formed the so-called Thirty-Six Waterway Alliance of the Yangtze River to fight against the Yellow River Waterway. It was said to be the Thirty-Six Waterway Alliance, but in fact it was just that. It is a group of several Yangtze waterways.

The Yangtze River Thirty-six Waterway Alliance has always been a false name. It is indeed difficult to unite so many gangs.

Today, the heads of the Thirty-Six Waterways gathered together for the first time in history. However, they were forced by the martial arts forces headed by Yongyang County Prince's Mansion and could not survive at all.

The Prince of Yongyang County used the name of eradicating evil to deal with the Thirty-Six Water Channels of the Yangtze River. The purpose was to incorporate the Thirty-Six Water Channels of the Yangtze River and establish a martial alliance for the use of the court.

There are only two ways in front of him, one is to give up freedom and become someone else's lackey, the other is to unite to fight against the Yongyang County Prince's Palace.

As the leader, Han Bufan sat in the center to receive guests. The heads of the thirty-six waterways sat on both sides according to their power. Standing behind them were important figures from each waterway.

Because there are too many gangs, all of them are core figures, but there are more than 200 people gathered in the spacious hall. If the gang members of Thirty-six Waterways are gathered together, there will be tens of thousands of people. This is a force that cannot be underestimated. If the despised forces can unite and unite, it is not impossible to rebel.

Of course, if they weren't forced into a hurry and lived a good life, no one would do such a stupid thing.

Xiangjiang leader Gao Panlong said loudly: "It is imperative that our thirty-six factions unite. Now I propose to elect an alliance leader from among all of us to lead us to fight against the Yongyang County Prince's Palace."

Before coming to participate, all the water channel masters had received news and knew the intention of these thirty-six water channel masters to come together. Only then did they really put it on the table.

The hall that was noisy just now suddenly became quiet.

Everyone has their own evil intentions, and some are worried about the position of the alliance leader. After all, the power to control the thirty-six waterways of the Yangtze River is so tempting.

Some people know that their power and prestige are not as good as others, and are unwilling to be controlled by others. They are used to being the masters of their own affairs and would rather be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix.

Some are unwilling to fight against the Yongyang County Prince's Palace and hope to find a compromise so that they can continue to survive.

Gao Panlong stayed for a while and then asked loudly: "What do you think?"

Guo Shaohuai, the head of Shuiyangjiang, said loudly: "It should be so! The Yongyang County Prince's Mansion is backed by the Imperial Court Shenwu Pavilion. Only by uniting can we fight against it."

Several waterway masters who were usually close to Guo Shaohuai followed suit, and about a dozen more masters nodded in agreement.

Seeing that more than half of the people agreed, Gao Panlong said loudly: "Then it's settled!"

The second master of Hanjiang Dao came close to the woman in the white dress and whispered: "Master, how do we decide?"

The woman in the white dress had no expression on her face, and her sandalwood lips moved slightly: "Don't be impatient for a moment. Let's listen to their arrangements first."

Although there were many people in the hall, the actions of the second master of Hanjiang Road immediately attracted the attention of others, who all looked towards the first seat on the left.

Among the thirty-six waterways of the Yangtze River, the six waterways of Hanjiang, Yalongjiang, Jialingjiang, Daduhe, Wujiang, and Yuanjiang have the widest range. These six waterways are the most powerful. Among them, the Hanjiang River is the most powerful and has the potential to be the leader. , and Hanjiang Road has always had good relations with Wujiang Road and Yuanjiang Road.

The first seat on the left is for the head of the Hanjiang Province. After the death of the head of Hanjiang Province, Bai Qinlong, Bai Qinlong's daughter Bai Luosha became the new head of the Hanjiang Province, and she took this position.

The people on Hanjiang Road were exactly the same people Xie Fu met on the deck, and the woman in the white dress was indeed the woman Yi Lan had no intention of offending.

Gao Panlong planned to elect the leader of the alliance in one go, but did not want to hear other voices. He had originally intended to skip Bai Luosha, but when he saw everyone's eyes falling on Bai Luosha, he wanted to hear the opinion of the new Hanjiang Dao leader, so he had to ask loudly: "Master Bai, what do you say?"