Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1640 Let’s talk

Xie Fu said, "Madam Yanzhier has the ability to make men sweat profusely, so I, your husband, must learn from her."

When Wen Ren Ling heard that he dared to tease her like this, he swung the whip in his hand again, and the crackling sounds were as frequent as heavy rain.

The people outside the house saw that they were talking peacefully but suddenly started fighting again. They wanted to rush in to stop them, but they saw Wen Ren Hou Cang raised his hand again, signaling everyone not to be nervous.

Amid the sound of the whipping, there was no cry of pain from Xie Fu, only the sound of him jumping and gasping for breath, but every whip missed the target.

The room was so small, it was obvious that Wen Ren Ling was showing mercy and deliberately missed the target.

Others also thought of this and suddenly felt very optimistic. It seemed that Xiao Ling still considered the overall situation and knew what was important.

Xie Fu was a disabled man at the moment. After dodging and jumping, he was sweating profusely in a short while.

Wen Ren Ling suddenly put away the whip, and seeing Xie Fu sweating like rain and breathing heavily, he chuckled: "Isn't this the sweat rain of Meiyun."

Xie Fu smiled: "Maybe you think I'm not manly enough and want to bring out more manliness in me."

Wen Renling was a mysophobe and was very sensitive to smells. When she smelled the sour smell of sweat coming from Xie Fu's body, she felt intoxicated and happy. She said unhappily, "Stinky man, so stinky."

"Your bad habit is caused by someone who has given you so much trouble. I must cure your bad habit tonight."

How to cure it? Everyone outside the house was full of doubts, and they also wanted to know what miraculous method the magical master had to cure it, and then they heard Ren Ling shouting: "Why did you take off your shoes!"

"Let me let you smell my stinky feet."

Everyone outside the house felt their scalps almost exploded when they heard this. No normal person could bear this, let alone Wen Ren Ling, who had mysophobia. If he was just pretending to be agreeable, now he was challenging her bottom line.

Everyone looked at Wenren Houcang solemnly. As a father, he remained calm and composed.

In fact, he was very nervous inside. He also hoped that Wen Ren Ling could overcome his mysophobia, while Xie Fu always gave him a strong impression of being magical and omnipotent.

Wen Ren Ling was shocked when she saw Xie Fuzhen take off his shoes and socks, revealing a pair of stinky feet: "How dare you!"

"As the saying goes, if you know bitterness, you don't feel bitter; if you know odor, you don't feel odor. This is definitely the best way to cure your mysophobia."

"No! I don't want treatment!"

When Wen Ren Ling saw Xie Fu really approaching, he leaned back in panic, raised his foot, and tried to kick Xie Fu away.

The people outside the house heard the noise inside and sweat broke out on their foreheads due to nervousness. They were really afraid that Wen Ren Ling would take out a dagger and stab Xie Fu in the heart.

Xie Fu was not a trance, so why would she let Wen Ren Ling smell her feet? She squatted down, grabbed her legs, and took off her shoes. Looking at her delicate feet in thin stockings, she lowered her head and sniffed them, smiling, "It's sour, your feet can't smell that good."

Bang! Bang! Bang! The people outside the door were so nervous that their hearts were beating like drums, waiting for a violent storm to come, but they heard Ren Ling say lightly: "Really?"

It's done! Wenren Houcang clenched his fists and was so excited that he wanted to shout, but the shout was forced back in his throat.

Afraid that others would act impulsively and destroy his hard-earned results, he looked around hurriedly, only to find that other people were as excited as he was. His face flushed as he tried to suppress the excitement in his heart.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Haven't you smelled it yourself?"

Wen Ren Ling said unhappily, "Why should I smell my own feet?"

"It's a waste if no one smells such beautiful feet. Let me smell them."

Wen Renling called out in a sweet voice, "Good brother."

Good brother! Everyone outside the door looked incredulous. If they hadn’t heard it with their own ears, they would never have believed it.

Is this the way to conquer Wen Ren Ling and help her overcome her aversion to men? This is too magical!

They all had the illusion that they had heard it wrong, and when they looked around, everyone else looked surprised.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Forgot what I said, you want to be punished, right?"

Wen Ren Ling suddenly realized and pleaded coquettishly: "My husband, my good brother!"

My husband is my good brother! No one would have thought that Wen Renling could be so coquettish when she acted like a spoiled child.

Xie Fu picked up Wenren Ling's dress and said, "Sister Ling, you look very beautiful today. Can I examine each piece carefully?"

Wen Ren Ling grabbed Xie Fu's restless hand and said, "My dear brother, can we have a few drinks first?"

My husband, my good brother! If I was shocked when I heard this title just now, I got goose bumps all over my body at this moment. Who would have thought that Wen Renling, who was not fake with men, could be so attracted to them? I can’t say I was attracted to them, I should say I was attracted to them.

Xie Fu asked, "You want to drink too? Isn't this banquet prepared for me?"

"It was prepared for the two of us, but you ate it all by yourself."

Xie Fuha smiled and said, "That's why you had such a stinky face when you came in."

"Ah."

"I thought it was the rule of your place. Can you tell me if there are any taboos, so that I don't accidentally break them."

Wen Ren Ling sighed, thought for a moment and said, "It seems that there is nothing taboo, just let everything go naturally."

Xie Fu hugged Wen Ren Ling and was about to stand up, but his legs went weak and he almost dropped the hand.

Wen Ren Ling sneered: "Weak and powerless, just like a woman, do you want Sister Ling to hold you?"

  Ling'er actually took the initiative to hug the man, the sun rises from the west!

From the way they address each other and the natural familiarity in their conversation, one can vaguely guess that their relationship is not simple.

While others were still full of doubts, Wenren Houcang fell into deep thought. He had always been very puzzled about the dissolution of his daughter's marriage with the Li family. She had been married for several years, so why did they make such a fuss?

After the daughter came back, she became depressed and seemed like a different person, completely different from her previous high spirits. She said that her relationship with Li Xiaosha had broken down and that their relationship was a broken one and it was basically a political marriage.

If you say she is heartbroken, she stays away from men, so how can she be in love?

At this moment, Wenren Houcang became more and more curious...

"You said I was weak, but I'll let you know how powerful I am in a moment."

"Okay, I know you are capable, otherwise you wouldn't make Yilan obey you so well."

  Yilan! That beautiful woman with an elegant and holy temperament!

Wen Ren Ling actually tolerated him having other women. How broad-minded does she have? Or does she not care at all?

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Sister Ling, are you giving in?"

Wenren Lingyan smiled: "I guess so."

"But you're so stiff."

"I'm a little nervous."

"What are you nervous about?"

"Nervous...you're being mean to me."

Already tried it and it broke? No wonder it works so smoothly.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "We are so familiar with each other, but you are still so reserved. In front of me, you can do whatever you want and show your true nature."

Wen Ren Ling chuckled: "My true nature is revealed, aren't you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"Do you remember the first time we met? Was I mean?"

"fierce!"

"I am fierce by nature. If my true nature is revealed, I will beat you until you cry and beg for mercy."

Xie Fu laughed. "And..."

Xie Fu asked: "What else?"

"I'll castrate you and see how you can do evil to me!"

Xie Fu asked softly: "Are you willing to give it up?"

Wen Ren Ling did not respond.

Xie Fu originally wanted to tease her, but seeing that Wen Ren Ling’s face was blushing, he was afraid that she would get angry out of embarrassment, so he stopped while he was ahead. He held her and sat down at the table, looking at the messy table with cups and plates in silence for a while.

Wen Ren Ling smiled and said, "I'm not like you, a glutton. I'm not hungry."

"Sorry to have embarrassed you, Sister Ling. I've suffered a lot, so I cherish every meal."

Wen Ren Ling couldn't help but think of the dense scars on his body, and asked softly: "How have you been through this past year?"

When the people outside the door heard Wen Ren Ling say this, they were sure that the two of them had known each other for a long time. No wonder when Xie Fu first arrived at Wen Ren Ranch, he asked about Wen Ren Ling without mentioning anyone else, but why didn't he hear Xiao Ling mention it before?

With this doubt, several people looked at Wenren Houcang, hoping that he could clarify the doubt. Wenren Houcang said that he also knew nothing about this matter.

Xie Fu smiled calmly: "Travel all over the country and make a name for yourself."

Wen Renling said tenderly: "Is your life hard?"

Xie Fu smiled. It wasn't painful, but it was very dangerous and he was in danger of death.

Wen Ren Ling snorted when he saw this, "It must be that a beautiful lady is always by his side."

Xie Fu laughed: "Sister Ling, you are jealous."

"Yeah, I'm jealous, you're happy."

"You are my sister Jinlan, what qualifications do you have to be jealous of me?"

Everyone outside the door opened their eyes and looked at each other in surprise. They turned out to be sworn siblings!

Wenren Houcang was also surprised. If he had known that they had such a close relationship, why would he have done so many weird things?

Wen Ren Ling was stunned for a moment: "I...I...I..." She couldn't think of a reason, her eyes turned red, and she almost cried with anger.

Xie Fu smiled: "Silly Sister Ling, you can't say that you love me, so you are jealous of me."

Shi Lulu just felt that this divine master was a shameless monster.

Wen Ren Ling was provoked and blurted out: "Yes, I love you, so I will be jealous of you." These three words have been buried deep in his heart, and finally he can say them openly.

"Sister Ling, how did you get through the past year?"

"After parting with you in Yingge Town, I returned to Wenren Ranch and lived a quiet and ordinary life every day. I also often... miss you."

Xie Fu said softly: "Sister Ling, I miss you often too."

"You're lying. If you missed me, why didn't you come to me? I'm afraid you were so immersed in your own happiness that you completely forgot that I existed in this world."

"Isn't this coming to see you?"

"It's been too long! I've been waiting for so long, it feels like a lifetime."

  This is not hypocritical. Xie Fu understands the feeling of living a life of misery. He sighed and said, "Sister Ling, what identity do you want me to come to you with? What do you want me to do? I even feel that coming to you is the best way to make you happy.

Shameless person! The most greedy person! "

Wen Ren Ling knew that Xie Fu was referring to the fact that he already had a wife, so he chuckled, "Okay, I know you feel sorry for me and don't want me to be alone."

Xie Fu hugged her tightly: "Sister Ling, you are really my sweetheart."

Wen Ren Ling glared at him and said, "At first, I was completely bewildered by your nonsense."

"You are wrongly accusing me. You were someone else's wife. Although I admired your beauty and heroic demeanor, I only admired and respected you. I had no evil intentions of stealing you."

Wen Ren Ling snorted: "You make yourself sound so upright, are you saying that I seduced you?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "That's not the case. It is said that everyone loves beauty. Sister Ling, you have a kind and loving heart, and you have a sentimental and tender heart."

"You are wrong. I am ruthless, cruel, hard-hearted, and I hate men to death."

Xie Fu chuckled: "That's because you haven't met me yet."

Wen Ren Ling smiled slightly, which was considered as his agreement.

Xie Fu immediately said, "It is also said that a gentleman judges deeds rather than hearts. Sister Ling, you hid your love in your heart and did not speak out. You left sadly. How can you blame me for your dignified behavior?"

Wenren Ling pouted and said, "I didn't know what to do at the time. I couldn't love, and I couldn't say it out loud. I could only separate from Li Xiaosha first and keep my innocence. I thought... I will wait for you at Wenren Ranch. When your wife doesn't want you anymore, Sister Ling will come to find you and tell you that I love you again."

Xie Fu couldn't help but laugh, she was so silly and cute, how could it be possible.

Wen Ren Ling said fiercely, "Don't laugh." Then he whispered, "Maybe when your wife dies of old age, and you are old and alone, you may come to me and we can be together."

The people outside the door were deeply touched when they heard this. It turned out that there was such a complicated story behind Xiao Ling's return to Wenren Ranch.

Fortunately, she has been lonely for half her life, but now she has finally found someone she likes and who loves her as well. It is so joyful that lovers finally get married.

  As a father, Wenren Houcang was both sad and relieved. Great, great, great! It couldn't be better than this!

Xie Fu didn't like to talk about these sentimental things now, and said with a smile: "Then you have to wait until you are very old."

“No matter how old I am, I will wait.”

"Then you will become a white-haired old woman."

Wen Ren Ling smiled: "Well, maybe the feelings will be purer by then."

"That's not what I'm talking about. Sister Ling, you've always been beautiful and sexy in my heart. If I see you as a shriveled, wrinkled old woman, I might be so scared that I'll go home immediately."

"Humph, you'll be an old man by then, what can you choose?"

"Have you ever seen an old man like an old woman? In the end, he still likes a young girl in her twenties."

"I knew it! When you start to change your mind and set your mind on young and beautiful girls, I will castrate you."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I was just kidding. I'm afraid I won't be interested in this by then."

Wenren Lingyan smiled: "Are you scared?" Then she couldn't help but chuckle: "You are afraid that Sister Ling will castrate you."

Xie Fu smiled: "Have you ever castrated someone? Do you know how to castrate someone?"

"What's so difficult about this? Just slash and kill."

"You make it sound so simple. Even if I don't die and get a scar, I will be suffocated to death by urine."

Wen Ren Ling said in a low voice: "I haven't thought about that. I can ask someone to do it."

"Who?"

"Shi Lulu."

Shi Lulu, who was outside the door, didn't expect Wen Ren Ling to suddenly mention her. Seeing the eyes of several people around her cast on her, her cheeks couldn't help but blush like a girl.

"Who is Shi Lulu? Is she an executioner who specializes in eunuchs?"

"He is the best doctor in the Qilian Mountains. He examined my knee injuries."