Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1641 Riddle

Shi Lulu was very happy when she heard Ren Ling say that she was the best doctor in the north and south of Qilian Mountain. Suddenly, she heard Xie Fu laugh and say, "I think she is also half-baked."

Hearing this, Shi Lulu was so angry that she wanted to rush in, but fortunately Zhuo Zong who was standing by held her down.

Wen Renling said: "You haven't seen Lu Lu's medical skills. She is really the last doctor I have ever seen."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Shouldn't I be the best doctor you've ever seen? You forgot who made you able to jump and dance."

As soon as these words were spoken, Shi Lulu was immediately convinced. It was absolutely impossible for her to make Wen Ren Ling walk on the ground within a day.

Xie Fu immediately said: "Not only did I cure your knee injury, I also cured your heart injury. Am I not the best doctor?"

"Okay, Sister Ling knows you are capable, so you don't have to force me to praise you."

"I have many other abilities, such as the art of making people sweat and rain."

Wen Ren Ling changed the subject: "Fairy Sima, are you okay?" She specifically mentioned the greeting to make Xie Fu feel that she didn't care.

"If you want her to die, I can only say that you are disappointed. She is very healthy."

"Nonsense! How could I wish her to die? From your tone, it sounds like you do."

Xie Fu smiled. It was not a good idea to talk about one lover in front of another lover.

Wen Ren Ling saw that Xie Fu did not respond, so he asked, "What? Did she bully you?"

  Everyone outside the door was shocked when they heard this. There was actually someone who could bully the divine master. Who was this Fairy Sima?

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You really got it right."

Wen Ren Ling screamed: "How did she bully you?"

Xie Fu asked back: "Can you help me?"

"Of course..." Wen Ren Ling suddenly remembered that the other party was Yu Ting's great-grandmaster, so he changed his words and said, "At worst, the two of us can fight her!"

Xie Fu leaned over to whisper, "She bullied me on the bed."

The people outside the house were listening to the key part when suddenly there was no sound and they couldn't help but prick up their ears and move closer.

Wen Ren Ling was stunned for a moment before reacting, her face flushed: "I'm not good at this, so I can't help you."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If you are not good at it, you can practice slowly."

Wen Ren Ling said angrily: "Who can I find to practice this kind of thing?"

Xie Fu blinked, indicating that he could be a sparring partner.

Wen Ren Ling said, "You are trying to trick me again."

"No, I was really bullied to death by her."

"Ask your sister Yui to help you with this. She has many tricks."

When Xie Fu heard the three words "Sister Yui", the image of Ye Yui's charming and graceful figure emerged in his mind.

Wen Renling, who was sitting on Xie Fu, suddenly felt his thigh bounce. He widened his eyes in surprise and pinched Xie Fu fiercely: "You bad guy, what are you thinking!"

The facts were before his eyes and he could not deny them. Xie Fu had no choice but to apologize: "Sister Ling, a gentleman judges by deeds, not by heart."

Wen Ren Ling snorted: "You claim to be a gentleman, but I think you are just a bad thief."

Xie Fu coaxed, "Ling'er, my sweetheart."

When Wen Ren Ling heard him address her like that, her heart was moved and she stopped being angry immediately, but she was still unforgiving: "Do you miss your sister Yui too? Do you want to call your sister Yourong and sister Qianqian as well? The four of us are as close as real sisters and we often sleep together. One more person won't make much difference."

Xie Fu could still bear the first half, but after listening to this half, the scene extended... Wen Ren Ling was lying on him, Sister Qian Qian was well-behaved, simple and greedy - good brother, you are so delicious.

Sister Yourong and Sister Yui doted on him. On the day he married Xiaoyun, these two sisters would serve as maids to bathe him. They would whisper in his ears, calling him "good brother" left and right.

Can a god tolerate this situation?

Wen Ren Ling was also mocking at first, thinking that even Li Xiaosha didn't have such a blessing, so what qualifications do you have? It's wishful thinking. Suddenly, he felt his thigh bounce even harder than before.

He was immediately annoyed: "How dare you think of that!"

At this moment, the door was pushed open with a bang, and several people were seen huddled together and lying on the ground. The one in front was Wen Ren Ling's father, Wen Ren Hou Cang.

It turned out that the few people heard intermittent sounds just now and didn't understand what was going on, so they put their ears close to the door panel to listen more clearly. Unexpectedly, the door could not withstand the pressure and was suddenly pushed open.

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that there were so many people having an affair outside the door. With his keen sense, he should have noticed it, but he fell into Yi Lan's trap and became a useless person with no skills at all.

Fortunately, he had never experienced any kind of situation or storm, but he sat there calmly and confidently.

The scene was silent and stiff for a few moments. She saw her father and others looking at her, but at this moment, she was held in Xie Fu's arms, sitting on his lap, with her hands resting affectionately on his shoulders.

Her face flushed red, and she suddenly jumped up from Xie Fu's body, angrily asking, "What are you doing!"

Wenren Houcang felt so happy and joyful in his heart that he laughed, and the others followed suit and laughed.

Wen Ren Ling saw the smiles of the elders as malicious, which made him feel ashamed. He asked coldly, "You are all so old, how can you still be so shameless! How dare you..."

Although Wenren Houcang was happy, he was also quite embarrassed. He didn't know how to start for a moment. However, Dong Xiong spoke frankly: "Xiao Ling, don't pretend. Uncle Dong heard everything outside the door just now. You called me your good brother and your husband. Your voice was so sweet. Uncle Dong is happy for you from the bottom of his heart."

Zhuo Zong pulled Dong Xiong, hinting him to stop talking. Xiao Ling still had some shame. Sure enough, Wen Ren Ling was so ashamed that he shouted angrily, "All of you, get out!"

It's already been exposed, what's the point of going out now? Wenren Houcang simply said: "Ling'er, it turns out that you know my brother, what's going on?"

Wen Ren Ling said angrily: "He is not your brother!"

At this time, Wenren Houcang finally couldn't suppress the joy in his heart, and laughed: "I know, now he is my son-in-law."

They were all his elders, Wen Ren Ling wanted to get angry but couldn't, so he simply turned around and went back to his bed, hiding under the quilt.

After hearing this, Cang smiled and said, "Brother, I didn't mean to disturb you. I was just worried that you and Xiao Ling might not get along well, so I came to check on you. However, my worry now is unnecessary."

"Brother, Miss Wenren and I..."

Wenren Houcang did not hide it: "You are so polite to call Miss Wenren, but you didn't call me that just now."

Xie Fu could only smile and said, "Sister Ling and I have long been sworn brothers and sisters."

Zhuo Zong and his men pretended to exclaim, and Wenren Houcang smiled and said, "No wonder you asked about my daughter when you came to Wenren Ranch just now. At that time, I thought you came here because of her reputation." He was also talking to his own daughter.

Zhuo Zong smiled and continued, "Not only did they come here because of your reputation, they came here because of you."

Dong Xiong laughed and said, “No wonder you looked so worried and terrified when you heard that Xiao Ling was in trouble in the hall.”

Ma Su smiled and said, "Master, do you know that everyone knows that you are thinking about Xiao Ling and they are all very worried. Do you know why?"

Lian Fan smiled and said, "What other reason could there be? We all know that no man can conquer Xiao Ling. Of course, they are afraid that the Master will be beaten to death by Xiao Ling."

Xin Mu clapped his hands excitedly: "Who has ever seen such a scene of throwing oneself into the arms of a man like this?"

Several people sang in unison, forcibly pulling the awkward atmosphere back to normal. Wen Renling, who was hiding under the quilt, wished that they would leave immediately: "Have you said enough?"

Wenren Houcang was relieved in her heart. She finally acted like a normal woman and knew how to be shy. She comforted him, "I'll say a few more words and then I'll leave."

He walked forward, poured the wine and picked up the glass: "Brother, I wish you and Xiao Ling a happy marriage."

Xie Fu replied: "Thank you, brother."

Then it was Zhuo Zong's turn: "Master, I wish you and Xiao Ling a long and happy marriage." Dong Xiong said: "You two are a talented man and a beautiful woman. I wish you two will have many children. Xiao Ling has a big and round butt and will give birth to many more children for you."

Wen Ren Ling, hiding under the quilt, felt extremely ashamed, but she also felt that this was Uncle Dong's affection, so she couldn't be rude and had to endure it.

Several people sent their blessings one after another, and finally it was Shi Lulu's turn. She was a young girl who usually focused on medicine. She seemed a little awkward in this situation. She said, "Then I hope you two can live in harmony and have fewer quarrels and fights." Then she shouted to Wen Ren Ling, "Princess Ling, although Lulu can cure some difficult and complicated diseases, some things cannot be put back once they are lost."

Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter when they heard this, knowing that Shi Lulu was reminding Wen Ren Ling that some things were not to be joked about.

After a few people gave their blessings, they left happily with satisfaction, and the room returned to silence.

Wen Ren Ling urged: "Why don't you close the door?"

Xie Fu closed the door with a smile, he didn't care. The more lively and festive the wedding is, the better. When he got married with Xian Ting and He Qing, he was also tossed around until the middle of the night.

Wen Ren Ling said angrily: "Why didn't you chase them away immediately?"

Xie Fu asked back: "Then why don't you chase them away?"

"They are my elders, and I can't be too tough."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I am now bound to you by marriage, and they are also my elders, so I can't be rude."

"you……"

Xie Fu sat down and lifted the quilt: "Okay, you and I are getting married, wouldn't it be nice to have a lively and festive wedding?"

"But……"

Xie Fu smiled: "Sister Ling, I know you are shy. You are a married woman now, and your identity is Mrs. Xie. You can no longer act like a girl who is unruly and willful. You should be dignified and noble like a lady, and be generous and graceful."

Wen Ren Ling said angrily: "It's really embarrassing. I have never been so embarrassed before."

Xie Fu said softly: "Sister Ling, do you know how attractive you are when you blush and feel shy like this?"

"Do you like seeing Sister Ling blushing and shy?"

Xie Fu nodded.

"I'm not usually like this, I'm only like this in front of you."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "What did Dong Xiong say at the beginning?"

Wen Ren Ling snorted, "You are old, but you still can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth."

“They’re not wrong.”

Wen Ren Ling was quiet for a few breaths, then asked softly, "Do you like it?"

"what do you like?"

"I like Sister Ling's big and round ones..."

Xie Fu didn't force her to say it. For Wen Ren Ling, this was enough: "I like it."

"Who is better, me or your sister Yui?"

Xie Fu burst out laughing. How could there be such a comparison?

Wen Ren Ling urged: "Go ahead and say it."

Xie Fu laughed: "Sister Ling, you are my wife, and Sister Yui is my sworn sister. It is inappropriate to compare her with me."

"I'm going to compare it to the fourth one. Give me an accurate answer."

"To the naked eye, there is no difference."

Wen Ren Ling had never expected that Xie Fu was using provocation, and snorted: "Even your sister You Rong said that mine is the most beautiful." They lived together, so naturally they had seen each other's figures.

Xie Fu's heart was moved: "Only after using it can we tell the good from the bad."

"I don't allow you to use Lao Si's..."

After a few pauses, she said with a red face, "Good brother, isn't it enough for you to have Sister Ling to use it?"

Xie Fu immediately stood up and turned to blow out the candle on the table. The room immediately became dim, and the fire outside shone into the room, making it warm and cozy.

Listening to Xie Fu's approaching footsteps, Wen Ren Ling's heart was pounding: "Don't turn off the lights so quickly. I don't know if they are far away. You will know when the lights go out."

"You and I are legitimate, we don't steal or touch anything, what are you afraid of?"

Xie Fu groped and grasped her feet, the thin stockings revealing the outline of her delicate feet: "Sister Ling, I usually see you wearing leather boots and riding boots."

"If you're not going to fight on horseback, why are you wearing riding boots?"

"Are you still used to it?"

Wen Ren Ling knew what he wanted to say and smiled, "You'll get used to it slowly."

"I stink of sweat. Do you want to take a shower first?"

"No, I don't know why, but I just don't hate the smell of you."

“Maybe this is what it means to appreciate each other.”

"You're beating around the bush again. Let's put down the curtains first. They can block out the light."

Xie Fu smiled silently, got off the bed, lowered the curtains, undressed, got on the bed wearing only a pair of shorts, and suddenly smiled.

Wen Ren Ling asked: "What are you laughing at?"

"You're my sister, and I know you so well. It feels weird to be honest with you all of a sudden."

"Who knows you well?"

"Not familiar?"

"Unfamiliar."

Xie Fu relied on his memory and groped to grab her little hand: "Then let's get familiar with it again."

Wen Ren Ling casually stuffed the item in his hand into his hand.

Xie Fu held it in his hand and felt that it was thin and light, like silk, gauze, or satin. He thought it was Wen Ren Ling's veil, but it was embroidered with texture and decorated with ornaments. He didn't know what it was for a moment, so he picked it up with two fingers and shook it open. It actually made a pleasant sound of silver bells.

Only then did he realize that the ornament was actually a small silver bell. He exclaimed, and asked curiously, "What is this?"

Wen Ren Ling said softly: "Guess."

"I suppose it's something you're wearing."

"what is that?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "To identify an object, you should first identify its shape and then smell it, and then you will know its purpose. Just now, I have identified the object you are wearing from its rough shape and texture. Next, I just need to identify its smell to know its purpose."

Wen Ren Ling tried to stop him with a cry, but Xie Fu had already put the material to his nose and sniffed it. After a few deep sniffs, Xie Fu said, "Clove, agarwood, green wood, frankincense, and nearly ten other flower scents. I won't go into details, so this is a scent sachet."

Wen Ren Ling smiled and said, "Guess again."