Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1642 Early Warning

"wrong?"

Wen Ren Ling remained silent and did not say anything.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Indeed, a sachet should have a bag with spices in it, but this is a woven cloth. However, it doesn't stump me. Is this thing called a fragrant cloth?

Wen Ren Ling couldn't help but laugh: "Why are you always associated with fragrance? Can't it be related to stench and filth?" She blushed secretly as she said this.

Xie Fu was surprised and said, "Is Kaori not right either?" He thought that the fact that he could say the word "Kaori" showed how knowledgeable he was.

Wenren Ling smiled and said, "You can name Xiangzhi, which shows that you have some knowledge of the grassland culture. But Sister Ling wants to ask you, have you ever seen Xiangzhi?"

"I haven't seen the real thing, but there is a description in the book: it is an inch in size, with different shapes, embroidered with interesting patterns, soaked in dozens of spices, and can be covered on the face, wrapped around the neck, wrapped inside the chest of clothes, or clamped under the abdomen. It can be used as a silk handkerchief. The most important thing is that it has the effects of stopping sweat and repelling insects, opening the orifices and promoting qi circulation and refreshing the mind."

Wen Ren Ling secretly laughed. It was just a brocade crotch, but he made it sound so complicated. It seemed that being well-educated was not always a good thing. He smiled and said, "Then when have you ever seen a fragrant fabric decorated with silver bells?"

Xie Fu said thoughtfully: "That's true. If she is Xiangzhi, why is she so ostentatious, as if to attract everyone's attention."

When Wen Ren Ling heard the attention from both sides, he felt ashamed. He thought, "I didn't mean to attract your attention. I don't know which ancestor came up with this bad idea."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Sister Ling, what exactly is this?"

"Don't tell you."

"If you don't tell me, then I'll have to continue to investigate further."

As Xie Fu spoke, he put the thing to his nose and sniffed it deeply. Finally, he smelled a hint of earth and seawater in the strong fragrance. He said happily, "I know!"

Wen Ren Ling's heart skipped a beat: "If you know, you know. Why are you making such a fuss?"

Xie Fu felt a wet mark on the embroidery with the tip of his nose. He took a sip and immediately tasted a slightly sweet and mellow aroma similar to woody scent.

Wen Ren Ling uttered an ooze upon seeing this. She wanted to tell him, but now she couldn't say it. She cursed in her heart, thinking that this good brother tasted the food without knowing what it was.

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "As expected, this thing is very fierce." Then he pointed at Wen Ren Ling and said, "Sister Ling, you are really considerate and thoughtful."

Wen Ren Ling avoided his gaze and did not respond, but Xie Fu showed off: "There is ambergris on it. Because ambergris is extracted from the body of sperm whales, unrefined ambergris has a fishy and salty taste. So this is raw ambergris. I found wet marks on it just now, which proves this point."

Xie Fu smiled and said proudly: "Ambergris is often used as a spice, but raw ambergris is also a precious medicinal material. It has the effects of promoting blood circulation, nourishing essence, and boosting yang. It is specially used to treat men who cannot have sex, so this thing is prepared for me by you, Sister Ling."

Wen Ren Ling couldn't help but smile after hearing this: "Yes, it's for you to wear."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Could it be that Sister Ling is worried that I won't perform well tonight, so she uses this thing to help me? Be careful not to add fuel to the fire and burn yourself."

Wen Ren Ling smiled slightly: "Look at you now, you fall down with just a slight push, you look so weak and fragile."

Xie Fu laughed: "Sister Ling's concerns are not unreasonable. Now I want to ask you, how should I wear this thing?"

Wen Ren Ling couldn't help but chuckle and asked, "Then how do you think we should dress?"

"But it's not difficult for me. I'll know after I study it."

Xie Fu said as he spread his hands and examined them: "It has a mask, it should be draped somewhere on the body."

Wen Ren Ling saw him looking at the brocade crotch upside down and laughed secretly.

Xie Fu said seriously, "If you hang it on your arm, it will look loose. If you hang it on your feet, it will look weird. There is absolutely no way to wear it this way. If you hang it around your neck, it will look sloppy. If you hang it around your abdomen, it will not fit."

"Since the purpose is to activate blood circulation, benefit essence and help the Yang channel, it is natural to take it as medicine."

Wen Ren Ling couldn't help but burst out laughing as he kept talking nonsense, "How can we eat this?"

Xie Fu said in a sweet voice: "Sister Ling, what you said is wrong. Medicine can be used in many ways. It can be boiled into a decoction, soaked, applied to the surface, fumigated, or smelled to achieve the effect of the medicine entering the body, so..."

As he said this, he tied the thing on his head. Wen Ren Ling cried out when he saw this and reached out to take the brocade crotch back, but at this moment he didn't dare to tell him the truth.

Xie Fu dodged and said, "Haha, it's too late to regret now. You were the one who added fuel to the fire. This way of sniffing is as fierce as a dragon or a tiger."

It was already on his head. He took a deep sniff and suddenly started coughing: "Wow, the smell of raw ambergris is so strong."

Wen Ren Ling was ashamed and angry: "Shut up!"

Xie Fu raised his hand and said, "Be patient, I have a solution. To make this raw ambergris into spices, you need to dry it first, grind it into powder, and add wine to dilute it. Then the smell will not be so fishy."

As he spoke, he got off the bed, came to the table and took a big sip of wine, then used his lips to moisten the satin covering his mouth and nose, fading it more than ten times in a row.

In Wen Ren Ling's eyes, it was as if he was tasting her brocade... He was torn between inner conflict and inner struggle, but he could not speak for a long time. He only heard Xie Fu wow: "It's done! The smell has spread."

"Its taste is uniquely sweet, rich and long with a refreshing coolness, sometimes rich and gorgeous, sometimes gentle, or a slight medicinal fragrance, or a deep woody fragrance, which goes straight to the heart and is very shocking."

Wen Ren Ling said, "You have a mouth that can really talk about everything from the ground to the sky."

"Sister Ling, if you don't believe me, just smell it and you'll know if I'm lying to you."

When Wen Ren Ling saw Xie Fu wearing her brocade crotch and leaning forward to kiss her, she quickly reached out and pushed his head away.

"Sister Ling, please trust me this time."

Seeing that he was pestering her, Wen Ren Ling had no choice but to blurt out, "This is my brocade crotch. How can I trust you?"

Xie Fu was stunned and frozen at first. After a few breaths, he reacted and took off the thing on his head.

Seeing his embarrassment, Wen Ren Ling started to laugh, "Isn't it fragrant? Is it sweet? Sometimes it's rich and gorgeous, sometimes it's gentle... Hehe, you can actually say that."

Xie Fu took the brocade crotch and suddenly stuffed it into Wen Ren Ling's mouth. Wen Ren Ling stopped laughing and quickly spit out the brocade crotch, angrily asking, "What are you doing?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Let you tease me."

"Who teased you? You are just being clever and showing off!"

Xie Fu shook the brocade crotch in his hand, and it made a pleasant sound of silver bells: "Even if I were smart all my life, I would never have thought that there would be silver bells on the panties. Why is that?"

Wenren Ling couldn't explain it either. It was also her first time getting married wearing the traditional costume of Wenren Ranch.

Xie Fu smiled awkwardly: "Maybe you are afraid that someone will steal it, so once you touch it and it rings, you will know there is a thief."

Wen Ren Ling said, "Who wants to steal this?"

"This item is the favorite of gentlemen on the beams in the Central Plains. A true romantic must appreciate it. He doesn't love gold and silver or treasures, but only loves a piece of clothing from a beautiful woman."

Wen Ren Ling spitted: "Too much!"

Xie Fu chuckled: "Or maybe it's to prevent someone from stealing it while you're sleeping soundly at night."

Wen Ren Ling was puzzled: "What?"

Xie Fu explained: "When you touch it, the silver bell will ring, and it will wake you up immediately." Wen Ren Ling couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Good brother, Sister Ling really admires you."

"So what do you think the silver bells are used for?"

"Can't it be beautiful?"

"It looks good? Who are you hiding it for under your skirt?"

"Who are you telling this to?"

Xie Fu exclaimed, and burst into laughter: "Wonderful, really wonderful! Clever, really clever! From afar, the mountains are colorful, and nearby, the water is silent. Spring is gone, but the grass remains; birds come, but people are not startled."

"Although a beautiful painting is far inferior to the five notes, six rhythms and thirteen notes, the sound of a jade bell flying in the dark. The flowing water sways, the moon sways, the water, the moon and the wind bring the old friend to ride. This has both scenery and sound."

Wen Ren Ling blushed, thinking to herself, do you really think Sister Ling is a shrew who can't hear you beating around the bush? She asked, "Is it really that good?"

"good, very good."

"Then let me ask you, which one is better, mine or Zhuoer's?"

"what?"

"Which one is better, my brocade crotch or Zhuo Er's brocade crotch?"

They were talking about things, but they were comparing people. Xie Fu laughed and said, "How can you compare them like that?"

"I want to compete, who do you think is better?" Thinking of Xie Fu's cunning eyes staring at him today, Wen Ren Ling still felt aggrieved.

"I haven't tasted the drow, how would I know?"

"Okay, I knew you wanted to try the drow!"

Xie Fu hurriedly comforted her, "Of course it's yours, Sister Ling. It has a unique sweetness, rich and long-lasting with a refreshing coolness, sometimes rich and gorgeous, sometimes gentle, like a faint medicinal scent, like a deep woody scent, straight to the heart and shocking the soul." As he spoke, he put his hands on her legs.

Wen Ren Ling held his hand down and asked, "What about Zhuo Er's?"

"I haven't tried it, how would I know?"

"How can you tell the difference if you haven't tasted it?"

This was clearly looking for trouble, so Xie Fu simply smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go find Zhuo Er tomorrow to give it a try."

"you dare!"

Xie Fu knew that she was going to take advantage of the opportunity to attack, so he turned over and pressed her down, holding her wrist with his backhand: "Sister Ling, I don't know the way, please lead the way."

Wen Ren Ling bit her lip: "I don't know the way either!"

"There is no station for horses here, and we are still running in the night. Therefore, there is less grass beside the road than dust on clothes. Sister Ling, you have been walking here for more than 20 years, how can you not recognize it? I am wandering around recklessly, and if I take the wrong road, it will be bad."

Wen Ren Ling bit her lip: "It would be better if I could let you get lost in the dark wilderness."

"But there is a pavilion in the wilderness, and a beautiful lady is waiting for me with a lamp. How can I let her wait for me all night?"

Wen Ren Ling hesitated to speak and looked at Xie Fu. Her beautiful eyes were shy and tender.

Xie Fu's voice was as soft as a song: "I know that the most annoying thing is to have a half-open heart. In my eyes, you are like a mysterious flower garden shrouded in mist and untouched by anyone. It is filled with unknown fragrance and as warm as the morning light."

“I want to explore this unique and beautiful world, read its mysteries, cherish its delicacy, and appreciate the source of emotions, the symbol of beauty, and the gentle harbor.”

"Red flowers are like your fiery love, Sister Ling; white flowers are like your warm care, Sister Ling, which touches my heart gently at every moment, soothes my wounds and comforts me..."

Listening to Xie Fu's soft singing voice, Wen Ren Ling's body was as light as a silk thread, and her emotions fluctuated as sharply as a deer: "My husband, Ling'er is still a virgin, I only hope you will be merciful."

Wenren Ling no longer called herself Sister Ling, and for the first time, she put herself in an extremely humble position.

……

The light of dawn lifted the veil of night, and the bonfire was left with only a dim red glow. Those who had been partying all night fell asleep on the ground drunk.

A galloping horse broke the silence of the early morning, and he shouted: "The tiger tribe is coming!"

But his shouts seemed so small in this vast grassland, just like a slight breeze in the early morning.

Although last night was a day of carnival at Wenren Ranch, the owner did not take it lightly and specially arranged a small team to stand guard by the river in the south. The moment they encountered the tiger tribe, they did not hesitate at all and immediately rode back to report the news.

But the tiger tribe was too terrifying. They were as fast as thunder. There was no chance of escape when encountering them. The others had been killed, and he was the last one.

If he had not made preparations for the enemy in advance, he would be chopped up like melons and vegetables the moment he saw the tiger tribe. He had to raise the alarm.

Feeling the ground shaking and something dangerous approaching, the man on horseback knew that he was doomed, so he shot out his arrow, hoping that someone would see it and give him a warning.

Just as the whistling arrow was flying into the sky like a reverse meteor, making a sharp sound, a huge object fell on the horse's back, smashing both the man and the horse into a meat paste.

On the grassland, men and women were fast asleep beside the extinguished campfire, and no one was aware of the approaching danger.

Peng Mei drank a lot of wine last night and was woken up by the urge to pee early in the morning. She squatted in a daze, holding up her skirt to relieve herself. Suddenly, she caught a glimpse of something cutting through the dark sky. She woke up suddenly and opened her eyes to see clearly, but the sky was dark and quiet. She did not hear any sound of arrows, as if she was dazzled and saw it wrong.

Perhaps it was because it was too far away, or perhaps it was because of the heavy fog in the early morning, so she did not hear the sound of the arrows.

This matter could not be taken lightly. Peng Mei immediately stood up and asked those who had woken up one by one whether they had seen or heard the sound of the arrows.

The others said they didn't see or hear anything, and even teased Peng Mei whether he was still drunk.

Peng Mei disturbed the quiet morning, and Xinyi was also woken up. She rubbed her aching eyebrows and asked, "Peng Mei, what happened?"

"Xinyi, I just saw Mingdi."

Xinyi suddenly heard the word [Ming Di] and suddenly woke up: "Are you sure?"

"I'm not sure if I saw it wrongly. I asked a lot of people and they said they didn't see it."

"Peng Mei, we'd rather make a mistake than fail to do anything wrong."

"Then I'll go check it out now."

"Okay, I'll go discuss this with Zhuo Er!"

Zhuo Er drank a lot of wine last night and was drunk. At this moment, he was lying on the ground and sleeping motionless.

"Zhoer, drow..."

Xinyi called out a few times, and seeing that Zhuoer was too drunk and showed no signs of waking up, she pushed him.