Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1661 The Divine Master is Here

It's not that the northern barbarians have no morals or shame, but the rich and powerful don't regard slaves as human beings at all. They treat them like tables and chairs.

A woman certainly won't feel ashamed in front of objects.

However, Yilan has lived in Daguan Kingdom for twenty years and has been more or less influenced by Daguan Kingdom's culture. Her holy status as the Goddess of Good Fortune is also partly responsible for this.

I smiled and replied, "As long as he is happy."

Turning around, Yi Lan saw Xie Fu rummaging for his clothes among the tangled mess of clothes, so he came over and helped him get dressed.

Qiu Ruyi put on a thin coat and came over to serve Xie Fu, which was a formal consent.

He smiled and said, "You are so lucky. Even the emperor today doesn't have this kind of luck."

This is referring to the identity of Queen Yilan. With this noble identity, she does not need to serve others under any circumstances.

Yi Lan also said: "This is a good thing that no talent in the world can even dream of. It is a luxury to even have Mr. Qiu lower his eyes, let alone serve him personally."

This statement is also a metaphor for Qiu Ruyi's identity as a rich and powerful woman.

Qiu Ruyi chuckled: "Helping him change clothes is nothing, just ask him how much I loved him last night." Then she put her lips close to Xie Fu's ear and asked: "No woman has ever been so good to you?"

Yilan was puzzled: "It's just like that, how painful can it be?"

Qiu Ruyi chuckled: "Next time I will teach Yilan, can we both talk together?"

"Save it for yourself."

Qiu Ruyi snorted.

After putting on his clothes, Xie Fu put his arms around Yi Lan's waist and kissed her on the cheek. He also hugged Qiu Ruyi and kissed her too. This was probably what it meant to hug her left and right.

This is their business and has nothing to do with worldly morality.

After Xie Fu left the room, Yi Lan asked, "Mr. Qiu, what did you mean by moving your mouth together?"

Qiu Ruyi whispered in Yilan's ear, only to see her face getting redder and redder, as if she had been pulled out of fire.

Zhuo Er saw Xie Fu and greeted him ecstatically: "Master."

Xie Fu laughed: "Zhuo Er, are you healed?"

"Master, look." Zhuo Er was about to lift up his clothes to show Xie Fu like a naughty child.

Xie Fu raised his hand to stop him: "It's enough for me to know."

Zhuo Er smiled and said, "It's not like you haven't seen this before, Master."

"I have seen him before, but I cannot see him often, especially in broad daylight."

"Master, you mean when it's dark and no one is around."

"Zhuo'er, there is no need to be too polite between you and me, but we can't be too polite at all. You are an adult woman, and the master is a man."

"Are you afraid that Princess Ling will be unhappy?"

Some words are meaningless if they are too thorough. "If this is all you have, then there is no need to learn martial arts from me. You won't be able to learn it well."

"I know, Master, I was just kidding."

Zhuo Er said, "Master, why do you smell like a burning woman?"

"Really? Maybe I sweated too much during practice."

"It's the sweat from Master's body. What's wrong with my nose? Why do I smell Master's sweat as the smell of a burning woman? Master, let me take you to take a bath first."

Xie Fu hesitated for a moment and decided that it was indeed necessary to take a bath.

"Master, have you ever taken a bath in the Heavenly Spring?"

"What is Tianquan Bath?"

"that is……"

Zhuo Er didn't know what to say, so he simply said, "I'll take you there and you'll know."

Zhuo Er rode with Xie Fu out of the city. Xie Fu couldn't help but ask, "Is it so troublesome to take a bath?"

"Master, you'll know when we get there. You won't be disappointed."

Xie Fu thought that he might as well find a place to teach the drow martial arts, and thought about how to start.

Although he had been the master of Ci'er and Yue'er, he was only a master in name only. He had never taught them any martial arts. As a master, he had no experience at all in teaching martial arts.

Otherwise, I will first use the method that Duanmu Ci taught me in the illusion on Zhuo Er, and then teach him according to his aptitude.

A woman appeared in front of Zhuo Er and shouted to the black dragon rider who was galloping towards Zhuo Er: "Zhuo Er."

Zhuo Er slowed down his horse and stopped: "Yuan Fang."

"Zhuo'er, I haven't seen you for several days."

"I've been recuperating at home for the past few days."

"Is the injury healed?"

"Basically recovered."

"You must be holding it in, right? Clear Water Star shows that all water has turned into nectar, it's a great time to bathe. You really know how to pick the right time."

Zhuo Er chuckled.

Yuan Fang suddenly noticed someone coming from behind and exclaimed, "Who is it?"

"My master."

Yuan Fang smiled and said, "It's the Divine Master." Then he asked, "Are you planning to take a bath in clear water, Divine Master?"

"Yes."

Yuan Fang asked: "Should we tell Lian Hua and the others to clear the field?"

Originally, this clear water was for everyone to wash in, but it was occupied by Lian Hua and her group of women. Men were not allowed to approach it, so they had to wait until the women had washed enough before they could come over in the dark.

Taking a bath in clear water was originally a traditional bathing activity for the masses of Wenren Ranch. It symbolically meant to remove filth, disease, and sin. Men, women, old and young could participate at the same time and could bathe together during this period.

However, ever since Wen Ren Ling, who had a mysophobia, did not allow any men to get close to her when she took a bath in clear water, and later on, Zhuo Er, the leader of the women, looked down on men. Influenced by these two people, the original lively scene of men, women, old and young bathing together turned into women and men bathing separately.

Zhuo Er replied, "No, I don't think they will mind. Besides, without the hustle and bustle, there will be no more bathing in clear water."

Yuan Fang smiled and said, "No, Lian Hua and the others would be so happy if they knew about this. After all, this is the only chance to bathe with the Divine Master."

Zhuo Er snorted, "Don't you dare touch my master."

Yuan Fang giggled: "I can only guarantee myself, but not Lian Hua and the others."

At this time, Xie Fu approached on a white horse, looking elegant and graceful. He was truly a young man riding a horse with white clouds as his pillow, as bright as a jade tree standing in the wind.

This style, which is very different from the rough men of Wenren Ranch, is indeed very attractive, not to mention Xie Fu's good reputation.

Yuan Fang took the initiative to greet him: "Divine Master."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Yuanfang, good morning."

Yuan Fang was surprised: "Master, you can call out my name." There are thousands of men and women in Wenren Ranch, and compared with Zhuo Er and the others, she is not outstanding. Yuan Fang was flattered that Xie Fu could call out her name.

"You have already introduced it in the woods."

Xie Fu had the ability to remember everything he read, so he was able to hold so much knowledge in his head at such a young age.

Yuan Fang smiled happily: "I did introduce you, but I didn't expect you, Master, still remember me."

Xie Fu asked back: "Am I such a rude person?" "Of course not! Master, you look a little tired. Did you not sleep well last night? Is it this bed or this life?"

Yuan Fang actually started to joke with Xie Fu. Xie Fu had been around for a while and knew that once people got to know each other, they would be especially warm and generous. He smiled and said, "Zhuo Er woke me up early."

Yuan Fang was a little confused: "It was Zhuo Er who pried you out of bed, not Princess Ling?"

Zhuo Er was very angry: "Yuan Fang, what are you talking about!"

Xie Fu just laughed.

A group of women are bathing in the clear, green spring water. The morning sunlight becomes softer through the clouds, sprinkling on their bodies to form mottled light and shadows. Their laughter and the sound of water blend into a melody.

By the spring, some people were washing their hair, clothes, and bedding, removing a year's worth of dirt.

Some drank mare's milk, ate breakfast, and chatted about family matters.

The daughter who loves wine sang and danced while drinking...

This is also a traditional festival in Wenren Ranch. After bathing for half a month, one can avoid colds, plagues and diseases, and can also prolong life and strengthen muscles and bones.

Most of the bodies of several women were immersed in the water, with their pure white arms exposed above the water and resting on a protruding rock. They surrounded Lian Hua and asked him about his newlywed life.

After all, they are all very curious about the difference between life with a husband and life without a husband.

Lian Hua raised his hand to hold up his wet hair and said, "What difference can it make? I will have an extra man when I sleep at night."

Xing Yi smiled and said, "I heard that on your wedding night, Dong He was kicked out by you with a bruised face. What happened?"

Lian Hua suddenly burst out laughing, and after he stopped laughing, he said, "Give him a warning!"

Shi Lai was the youngest and asked in confusion, "Why do we have to give him a warning?"

Lian Hua said angrily, "Shi Lai, what do you know? We are free with Zhuo Erduo, we can do whatever we want. Now there is another man to restrain you. If I don't show him a warning first and let him know how powerful I am, how can I hang out with you guys if he keeps me in control of everything in the future?"

Shi Lai nodded: "That makes sense. I will also give him a warning on the night I get married."

The girls giggled, "Shi Lai, you're still early?"

Shi Lai was unconvinced and said, "What do you mean it's too early? I have what you have, so how am I inferior to you?"

Xinyi smiled and said, "Yes, yes, Shi Lai has grown hair and misses a man."

Everyone burst into laughter. When Lai was teased, he looked embarrassed and retorted: "Xinyi, you have more hair than me, just like a savage. I'm afraid you want to die."

In front of a group of good sisters, Xinyi did not hide it: "I just thought about it, so what?"

Shi Lai blurted out: "I think it's what the Divine Master wants."

Xinyi's face turned red, and she immediately became angry and chased after Shi Lai: "You little coward, you are talking nonsense."

Lian Hua smiled and said, "Okay, okay, who here doesn't want to?"

This made Xinyi regain some face. She stopped and said with a smile: "Lianhua, do you miss the divine master too?"

Lian Hua glared at Xinyi. How could she ask such a question? She was already married.

Unexpectedly, Shi Lai and Xing Yi were on the same side: "Lian Hua, have you thought about it?"

A group of women started to make noises at the same time: "Lian Hua, have you thought about it?"

Facing the women's questioning, Lian Hua smiled generously and said, "I do."

Everyone laughed: "Lian Hua, you are so philandering. You already have a husband, but you still think about other men."

Lian Hua smiled and said, "Husbands are husbands, and they live their lives. A divine master is a beautiful dream for us women, and we cannot talk about them together."

"Lian Hua, stop quibbling."

Lian Hua was so angry that he said, "You old cowards, don't let me hear you talking in your sleep, or I'll laugh you to death."

Xing Yi returned to the topic: "Lian Hua, did you have sex with Dong He?"

Lian Hua played dumb: "Which one?"

Shi Lai was young and naive: "That's it. I heard it would be a bit painful."

"It doesn't hurt at all, it's not as bad as falling off a horse."

All the girls said in unison: "Oh, that one!"

Lian Hua said: "You can make fun of me as much as you want, but sooner or later this day will come for you."

Shi Lai said: "Lian Hua, tell me quickly, how do you feel?"

All the girls looked at Shi Lai, and Shi Lai blushed as if his thoughts were seen through.

Lian Hua teased, "Shi Lai, do you want me to lend you my husband for one night? Then you will know what it feels like."

Shi Lai said arrogantly: "I don't want Dong He, he's so fat and strong, Lian Hua, you can keep him for yourself."

"What about Ma Yao?"

Shi Lai snorted with even more disdain: "You have a sharp face, a shifty look, I'm not interested."

Ma Yao was handsome and strong, but Shi Lai described him as having a pointed face, monkey cheeks, and shifty eyes.

"You little coward have very high standards. Even Ma Yao doesn't like her. So tell me what kind of person would be pleasing to your eyes."

Shi Lai blurted out: "The appearance is like day and night, the sun can warm the heart, the moon can worry. The appearance is like wind and smoke, the quality is like the breeze, the mountains and rivers can contain it."

Someone praised: "The Shi family is indeed a scholarly family in Wenren Ranch."

Lian Hua smiled and said, "Shi Lai, you might as well just ask for a divine master."

Xinyi teased, "Shi Lai, if you want to be the divine master, it's not your turn now." As she said that, she shook her proud chest.

At this time, Zhuoer's voice came from afar: "I'm coming."

"Zhuo Er has recovered from his injuries."

The women were overjoyed and immediately surfaced, waving their hands and responding: "Zhuo Er, come quickly, we're the only one missing."

I see a white horse accompanying Zhuo Er, and the man on the horse looks so heroic, who else could it be but Xie Fu.

  It’s a divine master!

The women quickly sank to the bottom of the water again, with only their delicate heads exposed above the water. They were standing on the shore wearing only thin clothes, and those who were washing clothes and hair also hurriedly put on their clothes.

Those who were drinking, singing and dancing in their clothes also immediately became dignified.

Xie Fu had excellent eyesight and could see the lively scene by the spring from afar. It felt like he had come to a market in the Kingdom of Women, with all kinds of scenes, except for the lack of boys.

I can't help but think of my childhood when, as soon as summer came, I would go to the stream with a group of friends to peek at women bathing. When I grew up, I realized that it was inappropriate to watch.

He smiled and said, "Zhuo Er, what do you want to do by tricking me to this place?"

"Master, I'm not lying to you. That's the clear spring. At this time of year, all water turns into nectar. This spring is indescribably wonderful. It contains alum stone, cold stone, five-spirit fat, lime, and sulfur. Just bathing in this clear spring can get rid of filth and disease. This is a long-standing tradition of Wenren Ranch."

Xie Fu said, "If it is a tradition, why do you only see daughters and not sons?"

Zhuo Er chuckled: "Without men, we can wash more freely, so we occupy the room during the day and it's their turn at night. Just now, Yuan Fang was in charge of keeping watch."

"In that case, why did you bring me here in broad daylight?"

"Master, you are different. They won't mind."

"But I do mind, Zhuo Er, let's slow down and let them get dressed first."

Zhuo Er whipped Feiyun's horse on its butt, and Feiyun ran forward uncontrollably in pain.

The woman yelled, “The divine master is here!”