Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1662 Ranch Customs

The scene was in chaos. Those who had put on their clothes checked themselves carefully again, and those who had not put on their clothes were even more flustered.

Only Peng Mei, who was immersed in the water with a pious face like a daffodil, slowly opened her eyes.

When my father had just passed away, I wanted to use the spring water to wash away my sins and pray that my father would not suffer in that place.

While Xie Fu was comforting Feiyun, he closed his eyes and said loudly: "Don't worry, I won't peek."

It’s strange, but when I was young I couldn’t help but sneak a peek, but now as an adult I sometimes look but never look. Maybe I know how to respect others and be considerate of their feelings.

Lian Hua spoke loudly: "Master, if you don't want to see it, then what are you doing here?"

Several girls around Lian Hua echoed: "Yes, Master, what are you doing here again?"

"Zhuoer asked me to bathe here. I didn't know you were bathing here at first."

Xing Yi smiled and said, "Now I know, Master, why are you running so fast again?"

Xie Fu laughed: "I apologize for scaring you."

"You don't have to apologize, Master. Just tell me whether you want to see it or not, Master."

Perhaps influenced by this joyful and cozy atmosphere, Xie Fu smiled calmly and said, "I want to watch it, but it's not convenient to watch it."

"Since you are here, if you want to see it, Master, just show it to you. It won't cost you anything."

"You're welcome."

"Master, please open your eyes and see how the figures of our grassland women compare to those of the Central Plains women."

Lian Hua and his companions were already familiar with Xie Fu, and since they were in greater numbers, they actually teased Xie Fu.

And they often use such words to argue with men.

In such an atmosphere, the women on the shore became more generous. After all, they were not the only ones who were in tattered clothes, everyone was like this.

There is a saying that goes, no matter how strong a man is, he will become a sheep when he is among women.

Xie Fu also has a crazy side to his personality, especially in a relaxed environment, in front of familiar people, this crazy side is more easily aroused, and he suddenly feels playful: "Well, you guys get ready, I'll open my eyes when I count to one, two, three."

Lian Hua smiled and said, "No need to prepare, Master, you can open your eyes at any time."

The other women echoed: "Yes, Master, you can open your eyes and look at any time."

Xie Fu counted slowly: "One..."

"two……"

As the word "two" was heard, everyone suddenly became nervous, and the originally cheerful scene suddenly became quiet.

As soon as Xie Fu uttered the word "three", all the women screamed in fear. Some of them dived into the water, and some of them whose clothes were in disarray tried to cover up the exposed parts of their bodies.

Xie Fu heard the endless screams and burst into laughter.

Peng Mei, who had been in a gloomy mood for the past few days, was affected by this happy atmosphere and couldn't help but laugh out loud. He felt that no matter where the divine master went, no matter how bad or sad things were, they would turn into joy.

Soon someone noticed that Xie Fu still had his eyes closed: "Oh, Master, you are lying."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Who said that a divine master can't lie? Today I'm going to teach you a lesson. Everyone can lie, no matter who they are."

Xing Yi said loudly: "Sisters, don't be alarmed. The divine master is also brave but not lustful. Let's go up and pull him into the water."

Many people agreed with him, and the women in the spring water, regardless of being naked, waded towards the shore like a charge, with the sound of water roaring.

Someone on the shore had already approached and hurriedly pulled Xie Fu off the horse. Countless hands pushed him and tried to tear off her clothes.

This made Xie Fu feel like a handsome man who met a group of hungry female wolves and shouted with his eyes closed: "Zhuoer."

Zhuo Er had already arrived, holding Su's chest with his hands, laughing and leaning back and forth: "Master, just obey them."

At this time, Xie Fu had been pulled to the water's edge, his shoes were soaked with water, and it seemed as if several pairs of smooth hands like water ghosts emerged from the water, pulling him into the water.

Xie Fu shouted, "Whoever has no clothes on, hang two bells."

As soon as these words were spoken, the women who had stretched out their hands instinctively looked down, cried out, retracted their hands, and covered their hands with their arms.

Xie Fu took the opportunity to break free. Just as he turned around, he was kicked head-on and directly kicked into the water. His head dived into the water and hit a ball of soft snow. He let out a cry.

He quickly emerged from the water, and a pretty face came into view, with rosy cheeks, curved eyebrows, and the charm in her eyes made people feel physically and mentally moved, but it was Lian Hua.

Xie Fu was shocked. If it was someone else, he could still accept it, but Lian Hua had already become Dong He's wife. Not cheating on a friend's wife was a red line that Xie Fu would never cross.

Before he could react, seven or eight hands reached out and touched him all over. They didn't want to take advantage of Xie Fu, but their purpose was to take off Xie Fu's clothes. However, in the chaos, they couldn't control themselves at all.

Xie Fu pushed away the hands on him, and the hands fell away one after another, and he fell backwards into the water.

In a hurry, Xing Yi shouted: "Lian Hua, why don't you catch the divine master?"

Lian Hua was stunned and didn't think twice. She opened her arms and hugged Xie Fu as if she was catching a thief. They had already developed a tacit understanding of fighting and would respond to any request.

Xie Fu was shocked and asked, "Lian Hua, what are you doing!"

This also woke Lian Hua up. His mind was shaken, and it was a foregone conclusion. He simply said, "Master, I have wanted to hug you for a long time. Why don't you fulfill my wish today?"

What kind of nonsense was this? Xie Fu's head was buzzing. Then he heard a sound of "Hui" from behind, and another person hugged him from behind, shouting in a delicate voice: "Got it!"

Xie Fu was sandwiched between two women, groaning inwardly.

Generally speaking, if he kept away from people who were not polite, he would not be in such an awkward situation. But he did not want to be so righteous all the time and scare people away.

Peng Mei, who was hugging Xie Fu from behind, said anxiously, "Take off his clothes quickly!"

When Xie Fu heard that it was Peng Mei, he became even more angry and shouted, "Peng Mei, why are you making trouble too!"

In the Central Plains, when a parent dies, the children have to observe a three-year mourning period. During this period, they wear mourning clothes, do not wear heavy makeup, stay indoors and do not even receive relatives and friends, to express their grief.

What's more, touching a man's skin was also the reason why Xie Fu was annoyed for a while.

This shout scared everyone so much that they retracted their hands, and the noise of playfulness suddenly died down.

Xie Fu just glared at Lian Hua face to face, and Lian Hua lowered his head and let go of his hands in disappointment.

Seeing Peng Mei still hugging him from behind, he said coldly: "Peng Mei, why don't you let go."

Peng Mei let go, and hesitated to speak: "Divine Master..."

Xie Fu couldn't help but scold him: "It's outrageous that you are still in the mood to have fun."

Peng Mei's eyes turned red with just one sentence, and she said weakly, "Master, I just want to repay you."

"Is that a reward?"

"Let's make you happy, Master." "I'm not happy at all, and I'm very angry!"

When Peng Mei heard this, tears welled up in the corners of her eyes. She pursed her lips tightly, looking pitiful and full of grievance.

Xie Fu was like looking at an ignorant child, angry and helpless. He didn't want to blame Peng Mei for violating etiquette and being unfilial in front of others, so he whispered, "Your father just passed away, Peng Mei, how can you still be in the mood to have fun like this?"

I don’t know if Peng Mei felt guilty, but tears kept falling.

Lian Hua heard it and said, "Master, everyone is trying to persuade Peng Mei to get over his grief, but why do you let Peng Mei indulge in the pain of losing his father?"

Xie Fu was stunned when he heard this. It sounded reasonable. As the saying goes, the dead are gone, and the living are like this.

"Having said that, we cannot lose the rules of propriety and filial piety and become so unrestrained and unruly."

Xing Yi was puzzled: "Master, what do you mean by losing the etiquette and filial piety?"

Xie Fu asked back: "Father has just passed away, shouldn't we observe mourning for three years? It's only been a few days and you're out having fun. How can you be so unreasonable?"

The girls were all puzzled, so Xinyi asked on their behalf: "How can we observe mourning when a person has passed away?"

Xie Fu was in disbelief. This was a great etiquette of human relations, but they didn't even understand it. So he explained the importance of filial piety to the girls.

In silence, Lian Hua responded, "Master, we don't have this kind of filial piety here. Our filial piety is to be filial to our parents when they are alive. After our parents pass away, children must be stronger and recover as soon as possible to let the deceased rest in peace. This is the best filial piety."

Xing Yi added: "The living are sad, the dead are uneasy, the living and the dead are both restless, isn't that terrible?"

This question really stumped Xie Fu.

At this time, someone said: "However, I also feel that what the divine master said makes some sense."

Upon hearing this, Xie Fu quickly waved his hands: "No, no, no, the customs in different places are different. Since the customs here are like this, we must follow them."

He was not a pedantic person, and he immediately changed his mind. Seeing Peng Mei crying in sorrow, he realized that he was wrong and apologized quickly: "Peng Mei, I was ignorant just now and didn't know the customs here. You should do as Lian Hua and Xing Yi said just now, forget the sadness and smile earlier."

"That……"

Xie Fu's voice became gentle: "Peng Mei, go ahead."

"Is my father really still here? He just went to that place?"

Xie Fu smiled and nodded.

Peng Mei smiled slightly and explained softly, "Master, I came here to bathe today not for fun, but to use the spring water to wash away my filth and sins and bless my father."

Xie Fu couldn't help but praise: "Good boy!"

Being recognized by others is also a kind of power: "Master, then..."

Xie Fu smiled: "Peng Mei, you can talk as you please."

"Divine Master, could you please stay here and let me wash your body?" Peng Mei said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment, but seeing this woman's eyes were pure and innocent, she only showed gratitude, so he nodded and said, "Okay."

This promise was incredible, and the women boldly confessed: "Master, I also want to wash your body clean."

Seeing that everyone was only enthusiastic and not shy, Xie Fu couldn't help but laugh and said loudly: "As the saying goes, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. So I will do as the Romans do today, but you can't be too rude, so I can be polite."

"Master, you don't need to observe etiquette, just look if you want."

Seven or eight hands reached out and took off Xie Fu's clothes. After being tormented by Qiu Ruyi the whole night, Xie Fu was still in the sage period at this moment. Although the scenery in front of him was boundless, he was calm and composed.

A smooth, soft hand covered his back. The rippling spring water had a smell of sulfur, as well as the faint and delicate fragrance of the women around him. It was as if he was in a sea of ​​clouds in the sky, making him extremely relaxed and comfortable. Xie Fu couldn't help but close his eyes.

In wealthy Chinese families, it is common for maids to help the male masters bathe. However, Xie Fu is a person who is more considerate of others. Even Tan Tai He Qing said that he would not enjoy his blessing.

Seeing Xie Fu's calmness, the girls secretly admired him in their hearts. They thought the master was worthy of being the master. If other men saw such a beautiful scene, they would be like Zhu Bajie entering the Spider Cave.

They gradually adapted to the situation. Those who needed to wash clothes continued to wash clothes, those who needed to wash their hair continued to wash their hair, those who needed to drink and sing and dance continued to drink and sing and dance. Everything was the same as before, and the scene did not become abrupt because of the intrusion of a man.

Zhuo Er stood on the shore and watched all this with a smile.

Perhaps the gentle light and water were too comfortable, or perhaps he was too physically and mentally exhausted, but Xie Fu actually fell asleep on a protruding rock.

Peng Mei said softly, "Master, please turn around so that I can remove the dirt from your chest."

However, Xie Fu did not respond. Peng Mei turned around and saw that Xie Fu had closed his eyes and fell asleep. She could not help but chuckle.

Xing Yi asked, "Peng Mei, what's wrong?"

Peng Mei made a sleeping gesture, and Xing Yi couldn't help but chuckle. Lian Hua also swam over when he saw something was wrong and said with a smile, "Are you at a loss as to where to start? Do you want me to give you some advice?"

Xing Yi heard the hidden meaning of Lian Hua: "What's the use of giving instructions? Wouldn't it be better if you just take the lead?"

Lian Hua blushed: "I don't mind, but I'm afraid that the master will dislike me for not being pure. You guys should come and I'll give you some advice."

This kind of thinking is really hard to understand, yet understandable. In the face of gods, monarchs, parents, spouses, and children, they are insignificant, and Xie Fu is like a god in their hearts.

Xing Yi smiled and whispered, "I was just kidding, the divine master is asleep."

Lian Hua smiled and told others that Xie Fu had fallen asleep.

The word spread quickly, and everyone knew that the divine master had fallen asleep in the spring. The singing and dancing stopped, and the sound of washing clothes became quieter...

Zhuo Er was washing clothes for Xie Fu on the shore. Just as he was wringing them out and preparing to hang them up to dry, he noticed that the surroundings had become much quieter. There was only the sound of water and wind, but no human voice at all.

Looking in the direction of Xie Fu, several women made gestures to her to indicate that Xie Fu was asleep.

Zhuo Er made a "I'll do it" gesture in return, took off his clothes, folded them neatly, then gently went into the water and swam towards Xie Fu.

Lian Hua asked softly, "Zhuo Er, have you ever bathed a man?"

Although they often talk big in front of men on weekdays, in fact they are all girls. They only talk about it on paper and have no experience in this area. Only she will get married first.

Zhuo Er smiled sweetly: "I have washed it."

When this was said, even Peng Mei was shocked. Lian Hua was surprised: "Who washed it?"

"I washed it for my brother."

Zhuo Er's brother was only seven or eight years old, a young boy. The three girls couldn't help but laugh when they heard that. But they were afraid that their laughter would be too loud and wake up Xie Fu, so they quickly raised their hands to cover their mouths to suppress their laughter.

Lian Hua laughed softly and said, "Your brother is not even a man. We have seen real men before, and they are completely different."

Zhuo Er smiled: "What's different, it just becomes..." As he spoke, his face turned red. For some reason, he thought of his master. There was always some inexplicable thoughts in his heart. It was not like this before.

Xing Yi took over the conversation: "It just became ugly."

Perhaps recalling the scene where Dong and a group of men were chased by them on horseback with their naked buttocks, they couldn't help but sneer at the same time. Peng Mei quickly raised her finger and made a hushing sound.