Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 170 Let's Draw a Turtle

Xie Fu smiled and didn't answer, Lan Ning said excitedly: "Are you afraid?"

Xie Fu responded: "Come on, let me see how many turtles Miss Lanning can draw on me."

Xiaobai chuckled and said, "I think there are at least ten."

Lanning asked, "Who will come first?"

Xie Fu smiled: "Madam please first."

"Okay, then I'll do an easy one first, with the water on the iceberg, and the snow shadows in my eyes looking to one side."

is this easy?Clearly set up a trap for me to take advantage of, Xie Fu thought for a while, "The water is white and the spring is clear..."

Lan Ning interrupted: "Ten knocks is the limit, and the little rabbit knocks the cup."

The little rabbit immediately picked up the chopsticks and hit the cup, ding ding ding...

Xie Fu hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Ai ai ai..."

Soon, the little rabbit knocked ten times, Lanning laughed: "Water Baiquan Qing, 嗳嗳 嗳. No. Three cups of drinking wine to draw a turtle."

Xie Fu smiled wryly, knowing what she meant, he had to accept the punishment and drank three cups in a row.

Lan Ning smiled and said, "Where is the first turtle painting?"

Little White Rabbit's evil eyes directed at Xie Fu's ass.

Instead, Lan Ning glared at the two girls. Could it be that he took me for a prostitute and said, "Lie down, the first turtle is drawn on your back."

Xie Fu got on his back and showed Lan Ning his back, thinking to himself, don't even think about drawing a second one, it's my turn.

Bringing the pen and ink, Lan Ning drew a turtle on Xie Fu's back, the tip of the pen was soft, which made Xie Fu laugh.

Xiaotu joked: "If you are so ticklish, you will definitely hurt your wife in the future."

Lan Ning drew a big turtle on Xie Fu's back, giggled and said, "A big turtle lying down."

The little rabbit joked, "A big tortoise without a shell."

Xie Fu didn't quarrel with them, and straightened his back: "It's my turn to come first. The day is getting poor, and it's difficult for a family to survive."

This traitor is so difficult, he clearly wants to paint a turtle on me, Lan Ning immediately thought about it.

Xie Fu reminded: "Little rabbit, don't forget to knock on the cup."

The little rabbit knocked slowly.

Xie Fu said: "Your rhythm is wrong, it's too slow."

Lan Ning shot Xie Fu a look, she had such a strong desire to make me look ugly.

ding... ding... ding...

Xie Fu counted, "It's already the eighth time, huh huh..."

There was a sense of joy in this laugh that was about to succeed in a trick.

How could Lan Ning let him get what he wished, and said with a slight smile: "As the days go by, the sun is shining for the couple."

The little white rabbit cheered immediately, "Miss is really amazing."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It's very reluctant."

Lan Ning puffed up his chest and asked, "Where is the reluctance?"

Xie Fu said: "This sunny day is very reluctant."

Lan Ning chuckled: "The grass is rich, the flowers are flying, and the sun is shining. Haven't you read it? One is poor, and the two are prosperous. It's not too much."

The little white rabbit giggled and said, "No force! No force!"

Xie Fu chuckled: "I am shallow."

Lan Ning beat the snake with a stick, "If you are shallow, you will be punished. Let's draw a turtle."

Xie Fu was taken aback for a moment, Lan Ning had already written and ink, leaving Xie Fu with no room for redemption.

"This time the painting has both the front and the back."

"Do I need to lie down?"

"Just sit still and don't move."

As Lan Ning said, she leaned slightly, put her chest on the table, brought her beautiful face to Xie Fu's chest, stared at it and began to draw, big turtle, big turtle, first draw the body of the turtle, and then draw four turtles Feet, and finally draw the turtle...

The strokes are soft, Xie Fu scratches itchy, his body trembles slightly, a strange feeling that he can't go up and down.

Lan Ning said: "Don't move, my drawing is crooked."

Xie Fu smiled wryly: "No way."

Lan Ning looked up curiously, and saw that Xie Fu's face was red, and he didn't know whether he was drunk or drunk. He secretly smiled, and with the last eye, he pressed a little harder on Xie Fu's chest.

Xie Fu stared!Take a breath!After Lanning's strokes left, he let out a sigh of relief.

Although Lan Ning likes to tease men, this is the first time he has teased men so close. This will bring him back to his senses, and he can't help but blush when he recalls the process just now, and he doesn't know if he has misunderstood me.

Like a porter rubbing mud, Xie Fu rubbed his chest on both sides to get rid of the numbness, and said impatiently: "It's my turn."

"Farewell to Leisi, Miki joins the deserted Leisi."

After Lan Ning listened, her beautiful eyes widened. Xie Fu's words were equivalent to increasing the difficulty of this word analysis by several times.

Originally, there was no limit to this number at the beginning, he said [one bite], and he said [two people] was just a coincidence, but when he came out with [three woods], he had to take the fourth.

This is to punish her to death.

Where to look for this four, I'm afraid I can't find it in the dictionary, let alone analyze the characters.

Xie Fu saw that the sound of knocking the cup did not sound for a long time, and said: "Xiaobai, don't play tricks and let Mrs. Lanning lose her reputation, you can rest assured, Mrs. Lanning is very talented, she will definitely respond. "

"Oh." Xiaobai responded with a ding and knocked.

Xiaotu glanced at Xiaobai, he was so stupid that he didn't even know he was sold by a man.

Ding...Xiaobai knocked the ninth time, saw that Lanning hadn't answered, looked towards Lanning, and saw Lanning was racking his brains, and realized that he had been fooled.

Xie Fu saw that the tenth stroke did not come down for a long time, so he simply replaced him and struck the tenth stroke himself.

Lan Ning came back to her senses and gave up, looking at Xie Fu, he should not be willing to give up, he will give me a step down, I am the lady of Suzhou Huakui.

Xie Fu laughed heartily: "Hahaha, hahaha...it's my turn to draw a turtle." His tone sounded like a child with a strong will to win.

With such complacency, even Little White Rabbit couldn't help but stare fiercely at it, the heartless man, sitting opposite you is Mrs. Lanning, it's too late to hurt.

Lan Ning even raised her head and straightened her chest. I don't believe you dare to draw a turtle on me.

Xie Fu's drunken eyes were dazed, and he looked at Lan Ning, who had a beautiful figure and a peach-like sweet smell, and really couldn't find a place to write.

When Lan Ning saw her, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, her eyebrows, which were as delicate as silk embroidery, were gently stirred, and her beautiful eyes showed a bit of provocation, come to draw, come to draw...

Xie Fu's eyes finally fell on Lan Ning's face, the stunning face that made the man dream about.

Lan Ning was a little nervous, but said proudly: "What do you want to do?"

"Miss Lanning, don't get me wrong, I just want to draw a turtle."

Lan Ning was greatly hurt when he heard the words, I am the oiran of Suzhou, you just want to draw a turtle!Aren't you supposed to be full of evil thoughts, and that's just too much for her pride to take.

"Would you like to draw it on your face?"

Xie Fu said that he had already dipped his pen in ink.

Lan Ning looked at the brush strokes stained with ink, and slowly approached her face, her eyes slightly drooped, and her big beautiful eyes were full of tenderness.

Anyone who saw such eyes would probably not have the heart to do anything, but it's a pity that Xie Fu is already half drunk and only has eyes for drawing turtles.

When the soft brush strokes fell on Lan Ning's flabbergasted face, the pair of lovely and pitiful eyes became a little more aggrieved.

Following Xie Fu's strokes, Lan Ning's eyes became more resentful and stubborn, her white teeth clenched her red lips tightly, and she refused to say even a word of begging for mercy, you treat me so cruelly I……

The little white rabbit originally thought that Xie Fu was just scaring Mrs. Lanning, but when she saw that Xie Fu was really willing to do it, she was dumbfounded!

It's not as good as a beast!Such a beautiful Lanning lady is willing to paint a turtle on her beautiful face.

Lady Lanning has the reputation of being the most gorgeous in Gusu. If you want to see her once in a while, the money you pay depends on her mood.

Even if he sees her, he will be scolded a lot.

Although Mrs. Lanning likes to abuse men, abuse their faces, abuse their bodies, and finally abuse the hearts of all men in Suzhou.

But men are cheap, they have to take the money and let her abuse them, and they still laugh and be proud of it.

But now Miss Lanning is being abused,

The charming figure whose eyes were so full that water was about to drip out, how could she do it so easily.

It is not an exaggeration to say that even the executioner will drop his knife if he sees it.

But this feeling is so wonderful, like breaking some impossible taboo, there is a kind of unexpected happiness.

Xiaobai and Xiaotu looked at each other, both felt the impact of this wave, making people's hearts tremble, drawing a turtle on the face of Mrs. Lanning!I can't even dream of it!

Xie Fu put a lifelike little turtle on one of Lanning's cheeks.

Lan Ning became very calm at the moment, and he was completely drawn.

Xie Fu brought a glass of fine wine to Lan Ning, "Miss Lan Ning, don't forget to punish the wine."

Lan Ning took the wine glass and looked at the figure in the glass, the little turtle swaying on the pretty face, as if it was paddling water.

Xie Fu asked: "How well is this turtle drawn?"

Lan Ning smiled sadly: "Young Master is good at drawing." But in his heart, there are ten thousand questions in his heart, "Is your mother okay?"
"So-so, Yangzhou is third. Mainly, Miss Lanning's face is tenderer and thinner than paper."

Lan Ning gulped it down, and said with a murderous voice: "Come again!" This time I want to draw in your indescribable place!

……

The little white rabbits sighed in unison: "Oh, Mrs. Lanning lost again."

For some reason, there was a hint of excitement in the voice. The two women held each other's hands, their fingers intertwined tightly, their hearts were already pounding, here they come, this wonderful moment came again.

The moment when something extremely beautiful is tainted and destroyed!The excitement of turning things upside down!
Seeing that Xie Fu's pen was stained with ink, Lan Ning gasped. He had already drawn one and wanted to draw the second one.

Suzhou Oiran, shameless?
How cruel!
Xie Fu supported Lan Ning's chin, and asked her to turn her face slightly, "Come on, draw the other side. That was just the male one, and this one was only the female one. One male and one female are in pairs."

"Yangzhou talent! Draw better!"

Lan Ning's cold voice made people tremble, almost freezing into ice. She was a little angry now, strictly speaking, it was anger, not because he refused to admit defeat, but because he didn't hesitate at all.

Is this your respect for the oiran lady?Is this your attitude towards stunning beauties?
Xie Fu couldn't hear anything, he was drunk and insane, in his view, this was just a game.

Soon Lan Ning had another beautiful little turtle on his face.

(End of this chapter)