Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 171 Big Wave
The little white rabbit really wanted to boast, what a lifelike tortoise, but he didn't dare to speak.

Xie Fu looked at Lan Ning and said with a smile: "Miss Lan Ning, are you not angry?"

Lan Ning blinked and forced a smile: "No." My lady wants to chop you up now.

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "I knew you were not a stingy person, come again."

Still addicted to painting, Lan Ning smiled slightly: "No, the cabin is a little stuffy, so let's go outside and enjoy the river breeze."

Lan Ning got up and walked to the door of the cabin. Seeing that Xie Fu did not follow, she called sweetly: "Young master, come on, let's go to the bow to blow some air."

No matter how a famous actress in a brothel scratches her head and poses, she is definitely not as gentle as Lan Ning. She can make people happy when she abuses people, and she can also spoil people to heaven when she pets them.

Xie Fu held the jug in one hand and the writing brush in the other, and staggered towards Lan Ning, "Here we come."

This beautiful figure slowly lured Xie Fu to the bow of the boat.

Xie Fu stared blankly, and murmured: "The full moon bends its bow, such a round moon."

Lan Ning looked back and smiled, and pointed at the night sky, "Yes, it's such a round moon."

Xie Fu waved his hand and said, "That one is not round enough."

Today is the twelfth waxing gibbous moon, Lan Ning said softly, "It's round enough."

"Not round enough."

Lan Ning coaxed: "Okay, okay, it's not round enough, come and have a closer look."

Xie Fu walked towards Lan Ning staggeringly. He drank more than twice as much wine as Lan Ning. Although he had a good capacity for alcohol, he was easy to get drunk.

Lan Ning looked at Xie Fu who was walking to the bow, yes, look ahead, swaying and swaying.

By the way, raise your legs a little higher, the posture will look better when you fall, and the sound of water will be louder.

It's just that Xie Fu swayed on the bow of the boat, but he didn't fall off.

Lan Ning coaxed softly: "Young Master Xie, look at the moon in front of you is big and round, and you can touch it."

Xie Fu looked back, it was really big and round Yue'er, he didn't want the wine and pen, and asked Yue'er to go.

Lan Ning dodged, startled.

He is obviously drunk, why can he still choose the best thing.

At this time, the ship shook for a while, and Lan Ning asked loudly, "What's going on?"

The boatman at the helm at the stern responded, "The waves are big."

The boat swayed again, Lan Ning's body swayed, and a hand suddenly hooked her waist, "Miss Lan Ning, be careful."

what!
The 36 tricks are for nothing, and I can't guess the opponent's thinking at all.

You don't even know when the opponent will make a move.

It's easy to make people not mentally prepared at all.

"Miss Lanning, is this melon ripe?"

What melon?Lan Ning bowed her head, Xie Fu had already rested her head on the front of her soft skirt, when did this happen.

Xie Fu drunkenly said: "When the jasper breaks the melon, the relationship is reversed. If you don't feel ashamed, you will hug him when you turn around."

Lan Ning nodded, you Biyuge came at the right time, I almost pushed you into the river.

"Miss Lanning, you are so beautiful."

Cut~~Of course I know, Lan Ning asked proudly: "Then why were you willing to paint a turtle on my face just now?"

"Make you ugly, or I won't be able to bear it."

fraud!Must be a liar!Only a liar can say such reasonable things!
"Miss Lanning, I can't feel your presence."

Open your eyes and talk nonsense!Keep your eyes open to see where you sleep!
"I only regret that the celestial beings have few pills, and dare not fill Suzhou Creek with wine. Where's my wine? Where's my wine!"

Lanning had to grab his groping hand, "You're drunk, stop drinking."

"Hehe, Mrs. Lanning, you must have suffered a lot of grievances just now, and you will bully me a lot in the future, make up for it."

Lan Ning was surprised, is this really true?
Xie Fu asked, "Am I bad?"

Lan Ning was a little displeased and said, "It's too different from what I thought."

Xie Fu asked again: "Then I go?"

"Ah~" Lan Ning let out a long sigh helplessly, and the man he asked for wanted to...

Xie Fu muttered: "I'm not bad, I just... like this warmth and freedom..."

People say that they speak the truth after drinking, is this the real you?I always feel like something is holding you tight.

Lan Ning thought about looking down, but found that Xie Fu closed his eyes and fell asleep on her chest, you really know how to pick a place~~
"Hey~ hey~ hey~"

Lan Ning patted Xie Fu on the shoulder, but Xie Fu was sleeping soundly, pursing his lips, smiling tremblingly, cute like a child.

I just eat one set, why do I hit my life gate again and again.

No, I must destroy this monster!

The moment Lan Ning raised his hand, Xie Fu pouted again.

I really can't do it.

You can say that he is swaying, and the swaying is just right.

Call him crazy, and he is so cute.

Call him lewd, but I don't agree with him, I sternly refuse.

The little rabbit came out and said in surprise, "Miss Lanning!"

Lanning drew the pretty faces of two little turtles and smiled sadly, "What can I do, I was eaten to death by him."

Xiaobai also came out, and the three women helped Xie Fu back to the cabin to rest.

Xiaobai suddenly screamed: "Where are you touching! Deng Tuzi!"

The little rabbit had a sullen expression on his face, and made a fuss, the young lady suffered a lot just now.

Lan Ning said calmly: "Don't wake him up, I can't stand his tossing anymore."

Why does this sound a bit out of the ordinary.

Early the next morning, Xie Fu was thrown on the bank of the river.

In Lanning's words, if I draw a turtle on my face, and I let him wake up on my bed, am I shameless?

The sun was shining on his body, Xie Fu opened his eyes comfortably, feeling a little chilly on his body, and when he looked down, he found that he was only wearing a pair of silk trousers.

Beside him was a set of neatly folded clothes, which were the clothes he had dried last night.

Seeing a few women washing clothes on Hebu pointing at him, Xie Fu quickly put on his clothes.

Suddenly, he noticed that a piece of paper was pasted on the embarrassing positions on the left and right chests.

Xie Fu took off the note, grinned unpreparedly, and glued it with something. It was so sticky that it stuck my embarrassing place to death.

On the note, one reads [Jiang Zhongzixi], and the other reads [No more than I, no break my tree].

This is a poem in the "Book of Songs", which roughly means: Brother Qing, when you come on a date, don't climb over the wall in the alley of my house, and don't break the branches of my house.

Xie Fu naturally understood the true meaning of this sentence, which was Zheng Nu's implicit refusal to welcome.

People tell you not to climb over the wall, which means you can climb over the wall to get in, and people tell you not to break the branches, which means you can climb down from the tree.

Miss Lan Ning, you have spoiled me, am I a person who steals fragrance and jade, I want to sleep on your couch, also...

Xie Fu slapped himself, but the wine was still not fully awake.

Seeing that it was getting late, he quickly put on his clothes and hurried to Taiping Xiaoshu.

……

Just after Shen Shi in the afternoon, Xu Liu led a group of Ding Hao from Gu's family to join Xie Fu and Hu Diquan.

It was Xie Fu who asked Hu Diquan earlier if he could find some staff for him.

Hu Diquan said that it was on him, so he brought Xu Liu here.

Xu Liu walked to the front, wearing the servants of Gu's servants, but the black character "Gu" on his body was already painted in silver.

Xu Liu was followed by more than a dozen family members of the Gu family, but this group of people was feared by everyone.

It is not an exaggeration to say that the servants of Gu's family were walking on the road, they were more arrogant than the policemen, and even ordinary young masters would not dare to provoke them casually.

Because behind them represents the Gu family, one of the four great families in Wuzhong, and the Gu family is one of the nine surnames and thirteen kings in Daguan Kingdom.

Beating a dog depends on the owner, let alone a servant of the Gu family.

Xu Liu was high-spirited, his eyes shone with a strange light, and he walked quickly to Xie Fu, suddenly stretched out his hand, and held Xie Fu's hands tightly: "Your honor! Benefactor!"

Xie Fu was stunned by Xu Liu's sudden enthusiasm.

Xu Liu immediately said loudly: "My name is Mr. Xie."

All the bronze servants in Gu's mansion shouted in unison: "Young Master Xie, good!"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You are welcome."

Xu Liu is still holding Xie Fu's hand tightly, refusing to let go, "Mr. Xie, thanks to you, I finally stand out." As he spoke, he puffed out his chest, and kept showing off his dangling silver hair. Gu character.

Xie Fu was still a little confused about what this had to do with him.

Hu Diquan explained: "Brother Xu is now the servant of the Gu family."

Only then did Xie Fu notice the subtle changes in his body, and said with a smile: "Brother Xu, then congratulations."

"It's all thanks to Mr. Xie's guidance that Xu Liu is what he is today."

Xie Fu asked in surprise, "Did I say anything?"

Hu Diquan reminded: "That day in Honghua Pavilion, you gave Brother Xu some advice."

Xie Fu nodded: "Oh, so that's the case, I was just talking casually."

Xu Liu excitedly said: "Young Master Xie said casually, but it changed my life and destiny."

Xie Fu interrupted: "Brother Xu, I invite you to come over today because I want you to come and cheer, or we can talk as we go."

"Okay, Mr. Xie has any orders, just say, Xu Liu will go through fire and water."

A group of people walked towards the Taohua River, and Xie Fu told Xu Liu about the general situation.

Xu Liu smiled after hearing this: "Don't worry, Mr. Xie, this is really a trivial matter. Even the local hooligans will scare us when we see it, let alone a group of farmers. It would be better if I knew I would come here alone."

Xie Fu was surprised.

Seeing this, Xu Liu smiled and said, "Mr. Xie, don't believe it. Then you will know the weight of the word Gu on me. If I let them have nothing to eat, they will starve to death within a few days."

Xie Fu reminded: "Don't do anything then, they are all honest farmers."

"Don't worry, Mr. Xie, I'll just move my mouth."

After finishing the business, Xie Fu asked casually: "Brother Xu, how did you become a silver man so quickly?"

Xu Liu suddenly became excited: "I listen to your advice, find a reasonable wife, wholeheartedly think about the goodness of the wife, dare to show it, even if sometimes it seems rude, how can a wife not understand the inferiority of men, hehe~"

Xie Fu was surprised, have I ever said such profound words?
Xu Liu continued: "Tell me, you can think about it but don't do it, it's up to Madam to make arrangements. Madam wants you to make her happy, so you can make her happy boldly. Madam doesn't allow you to make her happy, so don't act presumptuously." Advise to make her happy."

(End of this chapter)