please make me king

Chapter 108
After everyone gathered, they prepared to leave.At this time, Chen Jindou pointed out that the stone was auspicious and wanted to take it away.Zhang Shun and the others saw it as a joke.So heavy, how could it be taken away?

After thinking for a while, Zhao Yutou suggested: "This is God's will. I'm afraid it will be destroyed by others if you keep it here. Why don't we hide it, and the world will be settled in the future, and then take it out and tell the world?"

When Zhang Shun heard this, he thought it was the same reason.If he was defeated and died in the future, he would not mention it; if he was really alone, this thing is the proof of God's will.So people dug a deep hole on the bank, and everyone worked together to push the boulder in and bury it again.After the burial is completed, I am afraid that someone will be curious to dig it up, and everyone will find some turf and floating soil to put on it, and then it will be considered complete.

It was getting late at this time, so Zhang Shun brought everyone back to Meng County.Needless to say, when we arrived in Meng County, the big households in the county invited Zhang Shun and others to the county government for a banquet.Then Li Jiyu couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion, calling himself a hero.In the end, he fought alone, miserable, almost died, and was ridiculed by the people of the world.

In the end, Zhang Shun was also a thief, and when he arrived in the city, everyone responded and attracted everyone's attention.When the big households in the city saw him, it was as if they had seen a savior. They warmly entertained him and continued to entertain him.It was as if an imperial envoy from the imperial city came down to inspect.They are both thieves, why is there such a big gap?
Here Li Jiyu was full of emotions, and the big dogs over there were even more surprised.This "King in Yellow Clothes" is really terrifying. He only went out for a walk during the day, and when he came back in the afternoon, he took back some of the leaders. There are five or six hundred soldiers, which is really terrible.

Fortunately, this thief was kind and did not hurt the people in the city, otherwise it would be a catastrophe for the world.Shi Wenhuan half-closed his eyes, heard them whispering, and thought: These people are extremely ignorant, if this thief is benevolent and righteous, he will cause a great disaster to the world.If you just fight and plunder, it will not be successful.But left and right have nothing to do with me, and eating and drinking is fine.

Li Sanniang was not afraid of anything. Originally, this kind of banquet was attended by men, and even Li Jiyu's wife could not avoid it.But on the one hand, she was reluctant to leave Zhang Shun, on the other hand, she also wanted to see what it was like at the banquet.

As a result, I looked up and saw that there were so many delicious and delicious food, I couldn't be more happy.As expected of the man I Li Sanniang likes, he just has the ability.I thought that I would become a thief wife with him, and was shouted and beaten everywhere.As a result, they entered Meng County brightly and brightly, and not only were the landlords rich and rich with good meat and wine to entertain them, but they also had houses and houses to live in.

I'm afraid this is the treatment that will only be given to the emperor in the future, right?Thinking of this, Li Sanniang became even happier, and reached out to catch a chicken to eat.But suddenly it occurred to him, would Zhang Shun lose face if he acted like this?Thinking of this, I had no choice but to tear off a chicken leg in a gentle manner, bite it slowly, and chewed slowly.

In fact, Zhang Shun also had a normal mind, originally he had nothing to worry about, so it was quite shameless to eat noodles.As a result, now that he is the leader, he is acting like a master, so it is not easy to grab the pork knuckle like before.I had no choice but to pick up a large piece with chopsticks, chew and swallow it inadvertently.

Zhao Yutou sat on the lower table, observed it, and thought: From this point of view, the two are a good match.The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes do not stick to trifles.Why don't I be a matchmaker at night, and take advantage of the opportunity to settle the good things between the two of you.

Those big households in the city saw that Li Sanniang was not far from Zhang Shun's side, and behaved politely, and thought: I'm afraid this is the wife of the "King in Yellow Clothes". .There is also a skill in this flattering kung fu, and these big households in the city are supernaturally skilled in this way.Some people went up to brag directly, some just made side remarks, and some even went straight to the wife's route, to curry favor with Mrs. Thieves, and let her blow the pillow wind.

So, after coming and going, someone ran to Li Sanniang to heat up a cold stove.As a rural girl, Li Sanniang seems bold and unrestrained, but in fact she is very conservative.I haven't eaten alcohol since I was a child, so I shirk it.But after all, she was a rookie in the wine shop, and when she came and went, she was toasted and persuaded to drink too much, so she couldn't help but eat two.It was so spicy that she almost choked her. She only thought that these people deliberately tricked herself, and secretly made a note in her heart that when she turned around, she would give Zhang Shun some pillow blowing and punish them.

Let's say that after everyone eats a meal, the host and guest enjoy themselves.Zhang Shun also ate a little too much, and felt dizzy.So, Zhang Shun bid farewell to other big family heads who were stumbling around, and pulled Zhao Yutou to make arrangements: "This Li Sanniang is my old friend, and you send someone to arrange a place for her." After Zhao Yutou got the order, he went Shouted to Li Sanniang: "Girl, come with the old man, and I will take you to your residence."

Hearing this, Li Sanniang glanced at Zhang Shun resentfully, but she couldn't do such a shameful thing as running directly into Zhang Shun's room and getting under Zhang Shun's bed.I had no choice but to look back at Zhang Shun every step of the way.

Zhang Shun pretended not to see it, and continued to exchange courtesy with the others.After finally flattering each other, they walked back dizzy.Accompanying him was Wukong on the left, and Ji Dan on the right. The two of them managed to get him to the door, and returned to the room impatiently to rest.

Zhang Shun pushed open the door helplessly, walked to the bed, went up to sleep.This guy was also very sleepy, and fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed.When he was in a daze, and he didn't know how long he had slept, a high-pitched scream suddenly woke him up from his dream.

As the saying goes, full of warmth and thought of love, this guy is full of blood.
Since becoming a thief, Zhang Shun has become more and more vigilant, he turned over in a jerk, and reached out to touch the iron mace in his bed.It doesn't matter if you touch it
Before Zhang Shun could make a move, he slapped him with a "baji".Zhang Shun looked at the naked Li Sanniang in front of him in a bewildered expression, and didn't realize what happened for a while?
Li Sanniang pulled up the quilt to cover her, and said shamefully and angrily: "You don't do the righteous things, but you are good at stealing things!"

"You, why are you here?" Zhang Shunhun asked even before he came back.

"Are you still beating me up?" Li Sanniang said, the more she thought about it, the angrier she became, "Yesterday you arranged for someone to bring me here, but it turned out that you sneaked over here in the middle of the night, and you still said it!"

Zhang Shun slapped his forehead, and immediately understood: Chen Jindou, who is good at pleasing and taking advantage of loopholes, must have done this.

　Thanks for the tip of the zebra pillow and quilt.Today the author has something to go home too late, so I can only update it, sorry for keeping everyone waiting for a long time
　　
　
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