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Chapter 109 Partisanship
Chapter 109 Partisanship
It's not unusual for men and women to be so messy. Since ancient times, when there were no human beings for millions of years, the ancestors of human beings lived like this.The two of them didn't know what they were doing in the house, and they tossed for a long time.In the morning, the two woke up as if nothing had happened.
Everyone looked around the two of them in amazement, and it turned out that the two people did not change their expressions, their expressions were natural, and their demeanor was calm, without any emotions such as shyness, secret joy, anger, or excitement.
Zhang Shun saw Zhao Yutou and Chen Jindou in the crowd, ignored the others, and waved his hand to invite them into the room.While the two were in a state of anxiety, Zhang Shun lowered his face and asked, "Which of you did this kind of thing? Lawlessness!"
Chen Jindou quickly expressed his opinion: "It's not me, my lord!"
Zhang Shun looked at him suspiciously, and was about to speak, when Zhao Yutou said with a smile: "My lord, it's my fault! I think the lord is full of blood, and there has been no one to take care of him in the room. This girl is virtuous and gracious. Virtue, gentle and considerate, is the lord's good wife and spouse. As the saying goes, 'a man who is affectionate, a concubine who is interested', I specially helped to make this happen!"
Zhang Shun was furious when he heard this.This is a blind date with the children of later generations. Parents are attracted to it and tell you that although the girl in front of you is very big and three rough, but she is very good at giving birth, can you bear it?He couldn't help shouting: "Don't you want to interfere with my personal affairs?"
Hearing this, Zhao Yutou was silent for a moment and said, "The Tian family has no personal affairs!"
Zhang Shun was speechless when he heard the words, so he had to wave his hand to let them go down.He knew that Chen Jindou was involved in this matter, but he didn't expect it to be Zhao Yutou.This person contributed a lot to his army, considering the kindness in the past, let him spare him this trouble.In this era of left and right, it is not just to marry one wife, but to marry another one, and to have an extra mouth for food.Although I am not considered rich, I can guarantee my fullness with a large amount.
The two retreated, and Li Sanniang asked a little nervously, "Sheng Zhang, don't you regret it?"
What is there to regret?Although Li Sanniang looks a bit rusty, she looks pretty tight when she takes it off.Healthy skin and a well-proportioned figure make someone fall into the "true fragrance" early on.Therefore, Zhang Shun said with a smile: "A husband and wife can be kind for a hundred days, don't worry, San Niang, I, Zhang Shun, am not a heartless person."
Not to mention how the two communicated, as soon as Chen Jindou and Zhao Yutou left Zhang Shun's bedroom, he took a step forward and grabbed Zhao Yutou angrily: "Old guy, I can't tell. I'm quite old. If you still play this trick, it's no wonder that Daoist Ma can't beat you."
Although Zhao Yutou is not too young, but he has worked all year round, and his strength is not weak. He broke away from Chen Jindou's palm with a struggle, and said lightly: "It is the duty of a minister to share the worries of the master. In the past, Xia Jie There is Meixi, Shang Zhou has Daji, all these generations have brought disaster to the country and the people because of women, we must guard against it."
Hehe, who is this talking about?Chen Jindou said with a smile, it seems that Zhao Yutou is confused, since ancient times, men have not been lecherous.Taking a local girl to fight with Ma Yingniang, isn't this lighting a lantern to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, looking for death!
That Ma Yingniang was originally Zhang Sanbai's younger sister, and Zhang Sanbai was recommended by Zhao Yutou. Chen Jindou had already classified him as the number one general of the "Zhao Party". Chen Jindou thought that when Li Ji met, the two sides could finally draw.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Yutou was in a daze, so Chen Jindou hurriedly gave up Zhao Yutou and went to look for the three hundred.That Zhang Sanbai was not in the same mind as them, he felt that his sister was rare in the sky, she was unparalleled, Zhang Shun was just a cheater, how could he be worthy of his sister?However, since my sister has a good impression of him, let's help him for the time being.
Besides, before Chen Jindou and Zhang Sanbai came to the women's camp where Ma Yingniang was staying, Ma Yingniang had already received the news.Immediately, Ma Yingniang was struck by lightning when she heard the words.I finally bought a duck at home, plucked the hair and cleaned the internal organs, and finally washed it clean.Add oil and salt seasonings, cook over high heat, simmer gently over low heat, and finally stew until it becomes mushy, before you can eat it, a beggar passing by grabs it and takes a bite, how can you bear this?
Don't look at Ma Yingniang's shy and timid appearance, she is gentle and tight.In fact, deceiving is a woman's talent, and the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive.A woman like Ma Yingniang has already become deceitful in her bone marrow, and her every frown and smile are superb.Do you think she was born in a circus, how many winds and rains she has experienced, and what kind of people have she not seen?What kind of person hasn't been lied to?Who would have thought that today a local girl drank the soup, which is tolerable, why can't it be tolerated?
Ma Yingniang hurriedly asked Mama Wu to ask her advice. Mama Wu was a fierce rural woman who didn't know anything about love, so she said, "It's not a big deal between men and women. It's just a matter of sleepiness. If you feel If you have won the title of our lord, you can recommend yourself as a pillow. Find a romantic night and sneak into his room, can he drive you out?"
When Ma Yingniang heard this, she stomped her feet angrily: "What kind of idea is this? Not to mention being so self-deprecating and self-deprecating, you can't lose your identity. If you broke in and saw that pair of dogs and men in it, wouldn't it be Even more embarrassing?"
Wu Ma heard the words and said with a sneer: "In this case, it may not be impossible to join." Angrily, Ma Yingniang stretched out her foot and kicked over the table in the room, telling her to get out.Wu Ma also felt that she had slipped her words, and she backed off in embarrassment but politely.
Just at this moment, Chen Jindou and Zhang Sanbai rushed over.Since Zhang Sanbai was Ma Yingniang's elder brother, and this incident happened again, the female soldiers of the women's battalion didn't make things difficult for him, so they let them in.
Seeing that his sister had been wronged, Zhang Sanbai hurriedly called Chen Jindou to set up the overturned table, and said with a smile, "Who made my sister Zhang Sanbai angry? Let's talk about brother, brother and you." !"
Ma Yingniang became even angrier when she heard the words, and said angrily, "You're still laughing! Your brother-in-law was snatched away, how can this be done?"
Zhang Sanbai laughed and said, "Sister, calm down, let me find a way for you! Since ancient times, three-legged toads have been hard to find, but two-legged people are still easy to find. Why don't you change another brother-in-law? !"
That Ma Yingniang would feel pain when she thought of the pair of dogs and men lying there naked, how could she give up after being teased by her brother like this?So he came up and stamped his toes, holding Zhang Sanbai's toes in pain, and hopping around with one leg.
Seeing this, Chen Jindou quickly said: "Mother, please calm down, this matter must be discussed in the long run!"
Ma Yingniang raised her eyebrows, glared at him and asked, "All the evil seeds will be born soon, how can we make a long-term plan?"
When Chen Jindou heard it, he murmured: "That's right, then Li Sanniang is the one who is good at giving birth, no wonder Zhao Yutou is so caring! Sure enough, she is very scheming.
Thanks for the reward of the zebra pillow and quilt, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
It's not unusual for men and women to be so messy. Since ancient times, when there were no human beings for millions of years, the ancestors of human beings lived like this.The two of them didn't know what they were doing in the house, and they tossed for a long time.In the morning, the two woke up as if nothing had happened.
Everyone looked around the two of them in amazement, and it turned out that the two people did not change their expressions, their expressions were natural, and their demeanor was calm, without any emotions such as shyness, secret joy, anger, or excitement.
Zhang Shun saw Zhao Yutou and Chen Jindou in the crowd, ignored the others, and waved his hand to invite them into the room.While the two were in a state of anxiety, Zhang Shun lowered his face and asked, "Which of you did this kind of thing? Lawlessness!"
Chen Jindou quickly expressed his opinion: "It's not me, my lord!"
Zhang Shun looked at him suspiciously, and was about to speak, when Zhao Yutou said with a smile: "My lord, it's my fault! I think the lord is full of blood, and there has been no one to take care of him in the room. This girl is virtuous and gracious. Virtue, gentle and considerate, is the lord's good wife and spouse. As the saying goes, 'a man who is affectionate, a concubine who is interested', I specially helped to make this happen!"
Zhang Shun was furious when he heard this.This is a blind date with the children of later generations. Parents are attracted to it and tell you that although the girl in front of you is very big and three rough, but she is very good at giving birth, can you bear it?He couldn't help shouting: "Don't you want to interfere with my personal affairs?"
Hearing this, Zhao Yutou was silent for a moment and said, "The Tian family has no personal affairs!"
Zhang Shun was speechless when he heard the words, so he had to wave his hand to let them go down.He knew that Chen Jindou was involved in this matter, but he didn't expect it to be Zhao Yutou.This person contributed a lot to his army, considering the kindness in the past, let him spare him this trouble.In this era of left and right, it is not just to marry one wife, but to marry another one, and to have an extra mouth for food.Although I am not considered rich, I can guarantee my fullness with a large amount.
The two retreated, and Li Sanniang asked a little nervously, "Sheng Zhang, don't you regret it?"
What is there to regret?Although Li Sanniang looks a bit rusty, she looks pretty tight when she takes it off.Healthy skin and a well-proportioned figure make someone fall into the "true fragrance" early on.Therefore, Zhang Shun said with a smile: "A husband and wife can be kind for a hundred days, don't worry, San Niang, I, Zhang Shun, am not a heartless person."
Not to mention how the two communicated, as soon as Chen Jindou and Zhao Yutou left Zhang Shun's bedroom, he took a step forward and grabbed Zhao Yutou angrily: "Old guy, I can't tell. I'm quite old. If you still play this trick, it's no wonder that Daoist Ma can't beat you."
Although Zhao Yutou is not too young, but he has worked all year round, and his strength is not weak. He broke away from Chen Jindou's palm with a struggle, and said lightly: "It is the duty of a minister to share the worries of the master. In the past, Xia Jie There is Meixi, Shang Zhou has Daji, all these generations have brought disaster to the country and the people because of women, we must guard against it."
Hehe, who is this talking about?Chen Jindou said with a smile, it seems that Zhao Yutou is confused, since ancient times, men have not been lecherous.Taking a local girl to fight with Ma Yingniang, isn't this lighting a lantern to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, looking for death!
That Ma Yingniang was originally Zhang Sanbai's younger sister, and Zhang Sanbai was recommended by Zhao Yutou. Chen Jindou had already classified him as the number one general of the "Zhao Party". Chen Jindou thought that when Li Ji met, the two sides could finally draw.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Yutou was in a daze, so Chen Jindou hurriedly gave up Zhao Yutou and went to look for the three hundred.That Zhang Sanbai was not in the same mind as them, he felt that his sister was rare in the sky, she was unparalleled, Zhang Shun was just a cheater, how could he be worthy of his sister?However, since my sister has a good impression of him, let's help him for the time being.
Besides, before Chen Jindou and Zhang Sanbai came to the women's camp where Ma Yingniang was staying, Ma Yingniang had already received the news.Immediately, Ma Yingniang was struck by lightning when she heard the words.I finally bought a duck at home, plucked the hair and cleaned the internal organs, and finally washed it clean.Add oil and salt seasonings, cook over high heat, simmer gently over low heat, and finally stew until it becomes mushy, before you can eat it, a beggar passing by grabs it and takes a bite, how can you bear this?
Don't look at Ma Yingniang's shy and timid appearance, she is gentle and tight.In fact, deceiving is a woman's talent, and the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive.A woman like Ma Yingniang has already become deceitful in her bone marrow, and her every frown and smile are superb.Do you think she was born in a circus, how many winds and rains she has experienced, and what kind of people have she not seen?What kind of person hasn't been lied to?Who would have thought that today a local girl drank the soup, which is tolerable, why can't it be tolerated?
Ma Yingniang hurriedly asked Mama Wu to ask her advice. Mama Wu was a fierce rural woman who didn't know anything about love, so she said, "It's not a big deal between men and women. It's just a matter of sleepiness. If you feel If you have won the title of our lord, you can recommend yourself as a pillow. Find a romantic night and sneak into his room, can he drive you out?"
When Ma Yingniang heard this, she stomped her feet angrily: "What kind of idea is this? Not to mention being so self-deprecating and self-deprecating, you can't lose your identity. If you broke in and saw that pair of dogs and men in it, wouldn't it be Even more embarrassing?"
Wu Ma heard the words and said with a sneer: "In this case, it may not be impossible to join." Angrily, Ma Yingniang stretched out her foot and kicked over the table in the room, telling her to get out.Wu Ma also felt that she had slipped her words, and she backed off in embarrassment but politely.
Just at this moment, Chen Jindou and Zhang Sanbai rushed over.Since Zhang Sanbai was Ma Yingniang's elder brother, and this incident happened again, the female soldiers of the women's battalion didn't make things difficult for him, so they let them in.
Seeing that his sister had been wronged, Zhang Sanbai hurriedly called Chen Jindou to set up the overturned table, and said with a smile, "Who made my sister Zhang Sanbai angry? Let's talk about brother, brother and you." !"
Ma Yingniang became even angrier when she heard the words, and said angrily, "You're still laughing! Your brother-in-law was snatched away, how can this be done?"
Zhang Sanbai laughed and said, "Sister, calm down, let me find a way for you! Since ancient times, three-legged toads have been hard to find, but two-legged people are still easy to find. Why don't you change another brother-in-law? !"
That Ma Yingniang would feel pain when she thought of the pair of dogs and men lying there naked, how could she give up after being teased by her brother like this?So he came up and stamped his toes, holding Zhang Sanbai's toes in pain, and hopping around with one leg.
Seeing this, Chen Jindou quickly said: "Mother, please calm down, this matter must be discussed in the long run!"
Ma Yingniang raised her eyebrows, glared at him and asked, "All the evil seeds will be born soon, how can we make a long-term plan?"
When Chen Jindou heard it, he murmured: "That's right, then Li Sanniang is the one who is good at giving birth, no wonder Zhao Yutou is so caring! Sure enough, she is very scheming.
Thanks for the reward of the zebra pillow and quilt, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
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