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Chapter 562 The tiger wolf doctor uses tiger wolf medicine indiscriminately
Chapter 562 The tiger wolf doctor uses tiger wolf medicine indiscriminately
It's no wonder that Cao Wenzhao spoke of such unspeakable things solemnly.Confucius said: "There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest of which is having no descendants."
At the age of Cao Wenzhao.Don't talk about filial piety and unfilial piety, he is not very happy just to earn this family fortune from his own life and half his life, and then he can only leave it to his nephew Cao Bianjiao.
Although it is said that his nephew Cao Bianjiao has fought with him since he was a child, and loves him like a father and son, his sister-in-law also tacitly expressed that she will adopt him under her own name later.But no matter how much they love father and son, they are not father and son after all!
Although he knew that his mentality was wrong, Cao Wenzhao also felt a little "losing" in his heart.
As the leader of the rebel army, Zhang Shun used "his own ability" to find several wives, but the others had nothing to say.Just having nothing to say doesn't mean that others won't be envious and jealous.
Whenever there is any trouble, this group of hungry old men will inevitably arrange Zhang Shun behind their backs.I don't know when, some jokes about "the big donkey" and "the wheel fights the females all night long" spread in the army.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.Originally, after listening to Zhang Shun's joke of "Last Night Lian Yu Si Daughter", and then inquiring about it for a while, he suddenly couldn't sit still.
Not to mention ancient people, even modern people often cannot tell the difference between sexual ability and reproductive ability.
Hearing that Zhang Shun was so vigorous, Cao Wenzhao inevitably had a glimmer of hope.I am only in my forties now, what if I can still be saved?
No, you are hopeless, you can't be cured, just wait for death, and leave!Zhang Shun couldn't help complaining secretly.
Now Zhang Shun is only in his twenties, he is full of vigor, so he is naturally brave and diligent.You, Cao Wenzhao, are in your forties, and your nutritional conditions were not good in ancient times. Do you want to eat farts?
Not to mention ancient times, even infertility is a very troublesome disease in future generations.Zhang Shun himself is not a doctor, what can he do?
Originally, if someone else came to ask, Zhang Shun simply refused.It's just that when Cao Wenzhao said, "Prosperity and wealth, power and military horses are like floating clouds with me", Zhang Shun couldn't help but move his mind.
This Cao Wenzhao is too powerful, and he is united with his nephew Cao Bianjiao, and he is quite anti-customer.And in Luoyang City, the Fu Wang family headed by Lu Weiqi was watching from time to time, so Zhang Shun couldn't help but be careless.
If they can't be divided and disintegrated in time, if Lu Weiqi and Cao Wenzhao join forces, I am afraid that I will be reduced to the end of a wage earner in Luoyang City.
Thinking of this, Zhang Shun couldn't help but be moved: If Cao Wenzhao really gave birth to a son, then how can their uncle and nephew be as close as before?
Thinking of this, Zhang Shun smiled and said: "General Cao is so polite, I do have Zhang Fangzi. It's just that the body is different, and General Cao is not too young. I'm not sure if he will succeed or not!"
Cao Wenzhao couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard the words, he originally asked the question with the mentality of giving it a try, but he didn't expect that this question would reveal Zhang Shun's details.
He hurriedly looked around, and then responded in a low voice: "The law cannot be passed on to the six ears, and the three people cannot be conspired. I understand this matter! Please tell me, the success or failure is only due to Wen Zhao's destiny. I will never take the anger out on others!"
"Okay! If that's the case, let me take your pulse!" Zhang Shun replied lightly.
Then he stretched out his hand, Cao Wenzhao hurriedly offered both wrists together, and asked, "Is it the left hand or the right hand?"
"Men left and women right!" Zhang Shun became more indifferent.He casually placed it on Cao Wenzhao's left wrist, squinting his eyes for a long time.
Cao Wenzhao was in a disturbed mood for a long time, and seeing Zhang Shun frowned, he sighed.He couldn't help feeling tense, and quickly asked: "My lord, what's wrong with me? Is there a cure?"
"Old Cao, there is no outsider in front of me, and we are talking about the same thing. You were hollowed out by wine and sex when you were young, and you are suffering from kidney deficiency!" Cao Wenzhao was the first to not believe that a Taoist priest was born.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Cao Wenzhao believed in Zhang Shun even more, and quickly responded, "I have consulted a lot of famous doctors, and basically they all diagnose like this."
"That's right, wine hurts the liver, and sex hurts the kidneys. Don't look at your strength and skill, but your body has been hollowed out by wine and sex." Zhang Shun laughed.
Of course, this is all bullshit.Zhang Shun didn't have any medical knowledge, so how could he know the pulse signal?He pretended for a long time, just trying to trick Cao Wenzhao.
According to Zhang Shun's thoughts, if Cao Wenzhao is mentally ill, if he is bluffed by himself, the illness will be cured!Even if it's not good, I'm ugly to say the least.
Anyway, as long as Cao Wenzhao continues to think of ways to have a son, Cao Bianjiao will inevitably have no idea.I just said a few words in empty teeth, and I didn't lose anything.
Just let Zhang Shun think about it like this, it really made him think about something.When going to school in the previous life, which boy has never heard of the saying that riding a bicycle too much may affect fertility?
Zhang Shun thought that riding a horse was similar to riding a bicycle. As a general, Cao Wenzhao must have lived on horseback for many years.In this way, infertility is not impossible.
Seeing that Zhang Shun's words were reasonable, Cao Wenzhao couldn't help believing his evil, and quickly asked: "Then I don't know if my disease can be cured? How should I treat it?"
how could I know?Zhang Shun really wanted to ask back.Had he ever been referred to the reproductive department in his previous life, how could he know how to treat him?
The thing is such a thing, but it cannot be said that way.Zhang Shun thought about it for a long time, and he still had some crooked ways, which sounded like that.
Anyway, he didn't really need to know how to cure this disease, as long as Cao Wenzhao sounded like he was the best at it.
Thinking of this, Zhang Shun said with a smile: "General Cao's disease is very serious, it has penetrated deep into the bone marrow. I must use medicine from three places to have a chance of recovery!"
"Those three places?" Cao Wenzhao saw that what Zhang Shun said was reasonable and well-founded, and couldn't help but feel agitated.He was afraid that Zhang Shun would not be cured well, and he was also afraid that the medicine would not be right for the symptoms.
"The first place is external application. I have a medicine sachet that needs to be placed on the perineum from time to time to nourish the spirit." Of course, this is also nonsense.In fact, Zhang Shun was afraid that Cao Wenzhao would continue to ride a horse and oppress his perineum, so he sewed a soft cushion under his buttocks just like when he was riding a bicycle.
Huh?This is strange!Cao Wenzhao had never heard of this kind of therapy, he only thought that Zhang Shun was quite capable, so he quickly agreed.
"The second one is taken internally. I have a secret recipe handed down from my ancestors, which specializes in treating infertility. I will prepare it for you later, and I will order it to be delivered to you!" Zhang Shun continued.
"No, no! I'll come and get it myself, how can I bother you?" Cao Wenzhao was afraid that others would find out, and he would have a bad face, so he quickly expressed his opinion.
"Okay then, just trouble General Cao to make two more trips!" Zhang Shun was not polite to him, and continued, "This third place is strong!"
"I know how to apply it externally and use it internally, but I don't know how to make it stronger internally?" Cao Wenzhao was puzzled, and hurriedly asked again.
"Does Gu Ben Peiyuan know? Alcohol is gut-piercing poison, sex is bone-scraping steel knife, your body has been hollowed out long ago. With your strength, the ability to kill is external strength. I will restore your body The fundamental thing is inner strength!" Zhang Shun replied with reason.
"I have an exercise titled: Inner Strong Boy's Exercise, which is passed down from my Zhang family's ancestors. It has always been passed on to men but not to women, and to the inside and not to the outside. I think General Cao is destined for me, so I will give it to you. Bar!"
"Ah?" When Cao Wenzhao heard about Zhang Shun, he had a lot of history.As a warrior, he knew that if he wanted to learn art from a master, he had to serve tea and water to the master first, and then he would be able to teach after three years of teaching.
After learning these superficial skills, only the most talented and most favored by the master can become disciples and teach secret teachings.Cao Wenzhao knew it very well, and quickly asked: "But you want me to be a teacher?"
"How can it be? General Cao is one of his own, how can I cherish myself with a broom?" Zhang Shun laughed quickly.
Thanks to the fan "Ze Mu Erxin" for rewarding again, thank you for your strong support to the author!
(End of this chapter)
It's no wonder that Cao Wenzhao spoke of such unspeakable things solemnly.Confucius said: "There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest of which is having no descendants."
At the age of Cao Wenzhao.Don't talk about filial piety and unfilial piety, he is not very happy just to earn this family fortune from his own life and half his life, and then he can only leave it to his nephew Cao Bianjiao.
Although it is said that his nephew Cao Bianjiao has fought with him since he was a child, and loves him like a father and son, his sister-in-law also tacitly expressed that she will adopt him under her own name later.But no matter how much they love father and son, they are not father and son after all!
Although he knew that his mentality was wrong, Cao Wenzhao also felt a little "losing" in his heart.
As the leader of the rebel army, Zhang Shun used "his own ability" to find several wives, but the others had nothing to say.Just having nothing to say doesn't mean that others won't be envious and jealous.
Whenever there is any trouble, this group of hungry old men will inevitably arrange Zhang Shun behind their backs.I don't know when, some jokes about "the big donkey" and "the wheel fights the females all night long" spread in the army.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.Originally, after listening to Zhang Shun's joke of "Last Night Lian Yu Si Daughter", and then inquiring about it for a while, he suddenly couldn't sit still.
Not to mention ancient people, even modern people often cannot tell the difference between sexual ability and reproductive ability.
Hearing that Zhang Shun was so vigorous, Cao Wenzhao inevitably had a glimmer of hope.I am only in my forties now, what if I can still be saved?
No, you are hopeless, you can't be cured, just wait for death, and leave!Zhang Shun couldn't help complaining secretly.
Now Zhang Shun is only in his twenties, he is full of vigor, so he is naturally brave and diligent.You, Cao Wenzhao, are in your forties, and your nutritional conditions were not good in ancient times. Do you want to eat farts?
Not to mention ancient times, even infertility is a very troublesome disease in future generations.Zhang Shun himself is not a doctor, what can he do?
Originally, if someone else came to ask, Zhang Shun simply refused.It's just that when Cao Wenzhao said, "Prosperity and wealth, power and military horses are like floating clouds with me", Zhang Shun couldn't help but move his mind.
This Cao Wenzhao is too powerful, and he is united with his nephew Cao Bianjiao, and he is quite anti-customer.And in Luoyang City, the Fu Wang family headed by Lu Weiqi was watching from time to time, so Zhang Shun couldn't help but be careless.
If they can't be divided and disintegrated in time, if Lu Weiqi and Cao Wenzhao join forces, I am afraid that I will be reduced to the end of a wage earner in Luoyang City.
Thinking of this, Zhang Shun couldn't help but be moved: If Cao Wenzhao really gave birth to a son, then how can their uncle and nephew be as close as before?
Thinking of this, Zhang Shun smiled and said: "General Cao is so polite, I do have Zhang Fangzi. It's just that the body is different, and General Cao is not too young. I'm not sure if he will succeed or not!"
Cao Wenzhao couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard the words, he originally asked the question with the mentality of giving it a try, but he didn't expect that this question would reveal Zhang Shun's details.
He hurriedly looked around, and then responded in a low voice: "The law cannot be passed on to the six ears, and the three people cannot be conspired. I understand this matter! Please tell me, the success or failure is only due to Wen Zhao's destiny. I will never take the anger out on others!"
"Okay! If that's the case, let me take your pulse!" Zhang Shun replied lightly.
Then he stretched out his hand, Cao Wenzhao hurriedly offered both wrists together, and asked, "Is it the left hand or the right hand?"
"Men left and women right!" Zhang Shun became more indifferent.He casually placed it on Cao Wenzhao's left wrist, squinting his eyes for a long time.
Cao Wenzhao was in a disturbed mood for a long time, and seeing Zhang Shun frowned, he sighed.He couldn't help feeling tense, and quickly asked: "My lord, what's wrong with me? Is there a cure?"
"Old Cao, there is no outsider in front of me, and we are talking about the same thing. You were hollowed out by wine and sex when you were young, and you are suffering from kidney deficiency!" Cao Wenzhao was the first to not believe that a Taoist priest was born.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Cao Wenzhao believed in Zhang Shun even more, and quickly responded, "I have consulted a lot of famous doctors, and basically they all diagnose like this."
"That's right, wine hurts the liver, and sex hurts the kidneys. Don't look at your strength and skill, but your body has been hollowed out by wine and sex." Zhang Shun laughed.
Of course, this is all bullshit.Zhang Shun didn't have any medical knowledge, so how could he know the pulse signal?He pretended for a long time, just trying to trick Cao Wenzhao.
According to Zhang Shun's thoughts, if Cao Wenzhao is mentally ill, if he is bluffed by himself, the illness will be cured!Even if it's not good, I'm ugly to say the least.
Anyway, as long as Cao Wenzhao continues to think of ways to have a son, Cao Bianjiao will inevitably have no idea.I just said a few words in empty teeth, and I didn't lose anything.
Just let Zhang Shun think about it like this, it really made him think about something.When going to school in the previous life, which boy has never heard of the saying that riding a bicycle too much may affect fertility?
Zhang Shun thought that riding a horse was similar to riding a bicycle. As a general, Cao Wenzhao must have lived on horseback for many years.In this way, infertility is not impossible.
Seeing that Zhang Shun's words were reasonable, Cao Wenzhao couldn't help believing his evil, and quickly asked: "Then I don't know if my disease can be cured? How should I treat it?"
how could I know?Zhang Shun really wanted to ask back.Had he ever been referred to the reproductive department in his previous life, how could he know how to treat him?
The thing is such a thing, but it cannot be said that way.Zhang Shun thought about it for a long time, and he still had some crooked ways, which sounded like that.
Anyway, he didn't really need to know how to cure this disease, as long as Cao Wenzhao sounded like he was the best at it.
Thinking of this, Zhang Shun said with a smile: "General Cao's disease is very serious, it has penetrated deep into the bone marrow. I must use medicine from three places to have a chance of recovery!"
"Those three places?" Cao Wenzhao saw that what Zhang Shun said was reasonable and well-founded, and couldn't help but feel agitated.He was afraid that Zhang Shun would not be cured well, and he was also afraid that the medicine would not be right for the symptoms.
"The first place is external application. I have a medicine sachet that needs to be placed on the perineum from time to time to nourish the spirit." Of course, this is also nonsense.In fact, Zhang Shun was afraid that Cao Wenzhao would continue to ride a horse and oppress his perineum, so he sewed a soft cushion under his buttocks just like when he was riding a bicycle.
Huh?This is strange!Cao Wenzhao had never heard of this kind of therapy, he only thought that Zhang Shun was quite capable, so he quickly agreed.
"The second one is taken internally. I have a secret recipe handed down from my ancestors, which specializes in treating infertility. I will prepare it for you later, and I will order it to be delivered to you!" Zhang Shun continued.
"No, no! I'll come and get it myself, how can I bother you?" Cao Wenzhao was afraid that others would find out, and he would have a bad face, so he quickly expressed his opinion.
"Okay then, just trouble General Cao to make two more trips!" Zhang Shun was not polite to him, and continued, "This third place is strong!"
"I know how to apply it externally and use it internally, but I don't know how to make it stronger internally?" Cao Wenzhao was puzzled, and hurriedly asked again.
"Does Gu Ben Peiyuan know? Alcohol is gut-piercing poison, sex is bone-scraping steel knife, your body has been hollowed out long ago. With your strength, the ability to kill is external strength. I will restore your body The fundamental thing is inner strength!" Zhang Shun replied with reason.
"I have an exercise titled: Inner Strong Boy's Exercise, which is passed down from my Zhang family's ancestors. It has always been passed on to men but not to women, and to the inside and not to the outside. I think General Cao is destined for me, so I will give it to you. Bar!"
"Ah?" When Cao Wenzhao heard about Zhang Shun, he had a lot of history.As a warrior, he knew that if he wanted to learn art from a master, he had to serve tea and water to the master first, and then he would be able to teach after three years of teaching.
After learning these superficial skills, only the most talented and most favored by the master can become disciples and teach secret teachings.Cao Wenzhao knew it very well, and quickly asked: "But you want me to be a teacher?"
"How can it be? General Cao is one of his own, how can I cherish myself with a broom?" Zhang Shun laughed quickly.
Thanks to the fan "Ze Mu Erxin" for rewarding again, thank you for your strong support to the author!
(End of this chapter)
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