please make me king

Chapter 563 Undercurrent
What do you think Zhang Shun taught Cao Wenzhao?
It turned out that when this guy was young in his previous life, he found a magazine called "Wulin" or "Jianghu" at some second-hand book stall, and saw a kind of exercise called "Iron Crotch Kungfu" from it.

In fact, it is the aftermath of the "qigong craze" in the 90s and [-]s.Although Zhang Shun had already passed the limelight when he was in school, when he saw the words on it that "has the ability to treat impotence, premature ejaculation, slippery sperm and other diseases", "one can resist blows, and the other can strengthen yang" and so on.

In fact, Zhang Shun doesn't care if he can resist the blow or not, but it's great to be able to "enhance the yang".

So, he practiced it secretly, but there was no comparison before and after, and he didn't know whether it was effective or not.

Now that Cao Wenzhao came to ask, it was necessary for him to show his housekeeping skills and teach him a lesson.

Zhang Shun said with a smile: "The martial arts handed down in my family should have been practiced from a boy. Once the kung fu is completed, the sun will shrink into the abdomen, and there is no fear of blows. It's just that General Cao is now fully formed, and he is definitely unable to do it. What's more This is a trivial skill, even if it is practiced well, it will be useless."

Cao Wenzhao became anxious as soon as he heard it, "it's useless to practice well", so why take it out?

"But General Cao, there is no need to be nervous. My strong boy's kung fu is divided into hard kung fu and soft kung fu. We can't practice the hard kung fu, but we can still practice the soft kung fu! The soft kung fu is [-]%, as hard as iron, and can be broken everywhere. !"

After all, Zhang told Cao Wenzhao in detail by the way, only to hear that Cao Wenzhao was intoxicated, and wished he could practice on the spot.

After finally memorizing it firmly, Cao Wenzhao hastily resigned from Zhang Shun and left.

After Cao Wenzhao left, Liu Rushi went to pack the teacups, and then asked strangely: "How did General Cao leave in such a hurry? I saw that he was talking to the master just now, but now he is in a hurry." !"

Zhang Shun smiled and said a few words to her, Liu Rushi couldn't help but blushed and spat out, and scolded with a smile: "I don't feel ashamed to tell me what nonsense you say!"

Zhang Shun quickly said seriously: "It's not that I'm not serious. Although this topic is indeed a little serious, but his matter is serious after all. I just want you to help me write the prescription to fool Cao Wenzhao." fan!"

"Still fooling around with serious business?" Liu Ru was a little curious.

"Of course!" Zhang Shun replied resolutely, "Sometimes it's a matter of luck whether it succeeds, or it's a matter of attitude! There is a problem with this attitude, and the conflict will escalate."

"I don't understand what you are talking about." Liu Rushi curled her lips and said disdainfully, "If you talk about poetry and songs, my family can help you a little bit. But if you talk about prescriptions, you have to ask my wife!"

Not long after, Li Xiang came, and without further ado, he ordered Liu Rushi to study ink, and she just wrote one piece.Then, Li Xiang said to Zhang Shun: "Order to capture this medicine, grind it into powder, combine it with honey, and make it into pills!"

Zhang Shun looked down and saw that it said: "Godberry, Cuscuta, Schisandra, Raspberry, Plantain" five medicinal materials.

Zhang Shunqi said: "Is this medicine good? I don't think Madam even has time to read medical books in the future, so don't make trouble!"

Zhang Shun still had a good idea of ​​Li Xiang's level.This is a two-handed knife. If Cao Wenzhao was killed, it would be a big joke.

Li Xiang knew that he was worried, so she couldn't help giving him a blank look, and said: "This prescription was originally the fairy prescription presented by Zhang Guolao to Tang Minghuang, and it was called 'Five Sons Shou Xianfang'. Tang Minghuang was thirty-three years older than Yang Guifei. He can live like a dragon and a tiger, and he has lived to be seventy-seven years old, so can Cao Wenzhao be more expensive than him?"

"Later, a genius doctor replaced emblica with medlar, and the effect of the medicine was even better! Later, I asked my servants to grab a few more, so I can eat some while I can!"

"Why should I eat it?" Zhang Shunxin said: I am alive and kicking, what is the purpose of eating bird medicine!

"Now that Sanniang and Hongniangzi have children, and those who are pregnant are pregnant, but our two stomachs are not moving, so please take pity on us!" Li Xiang immediately felt pears raining upon her.

Well, the rain and the dew are all wet, my lord, I still have nothing to do!
After waiting for two days, under Cao Wenzhao's repeated urging, Zhang Shun finally prepared the prescription, and then notified Cao Wenzhao to come and pick it up.

Sure enough, Cao Wenzhao came to Zhang Shun's residence impatiently. Zhang handed over a large bag of honey medicine balls and a pillow-like cushion to Cao Wenzhao.

Then, Zhang Shun specially explained: "This medicine sachet should be applied externally at all times, whether sitting or riding a horse, there must be no mistake!"

"Twice a day, take this pill with boiling water! Food taboos: spicy food, alcohol and meat, abstinence from pornography, abstinence from sex! Remember, remember!"

Cao Wenzhao understood what he heard, and quickly thanked Zhang Shun, wrapped the bag tightly, and sneaked back through the back door again.

It's just that not long after Cao Wenzhao returned to the room, he took the medicine secretly and put the medicine bag under his buttocks. Someone had already reported: "Lu Weiqi, under the command of King Fu, sent someone to invite me. I don't know if the general will see you or not!"

Cao Wenzhao was so perceptive, he waved his hand quickly when he heard the words: "No, no! Cao has nothing to say to others. If he has something to do, let him come here with a letter of worship. If not, forgive Cao for being rude. !"

Just kidding, I'm trying to find a way to have a son, how can I have time to talk to you?
Lu Weiqi, the former Minister of the Ministry of War in Nanjing, couldn't help being surprised when he heard this. He thought that Cao Wenzhao was a loyal minister, and joining the rebel army was just an expedient measure.

Unexpectedly, Cao Wenzhao would be like this, so he couldn't help yelling secretly: "Little Lü Bu, An De is so shameless! Don't you fear that Bandit Dong will turn his face one day and make you die without a whole body!"

It's just that the gentry on the left and right saw that things were not going to help, so they couldn't help reminding in a low voice: "It's better for Lu Shangshu to be careful. If this person reports Shangshu's thoughts to King Shun, I'm afraid we will all be disappointed!"

"There's no need to be nervous!" Lu Weiqi laughed when he heard the words, "This guy is hypocritical, and he always pays attention to integrity in his actions. As long as he can't get hold of me, he will definitely sell the King Fu!"

"What's Fu Wang's face worth? A few days ago, he wanted to build Nao Shizi's 'sacrifice to the people', but he only let Fu Wang go to watch the ceremony. You can see his wolfish ambition!" Someone heard the words and understood.

"This person wants to do reckless things, everyone in the world knows it! You don't have to worry, this kid was lucky enough to win against Governor Chen Qiyu earlier, how could the court let it go?"

"I have millions of soldiers in the Ming Dynasty. The generals are like clouds, and the counselors are like rain. Sooner or later, I will kill this boy. I have already sent my cronies to Shaanxi to find the governor." Hong Chengchou, military officer of Henan, Shanxi, Shaanxi, Huguang, and Sichuan, contact He sent troops to Luoyang.At that time, when the imperial army arrives, they will all be crushed! "

"Don't talk about that little general Cao Wenzhao, even a 'Shun thief' won't end well! Everyone, wait and see, when the time comes, you and I will all contribute to the restoration of Luoyang City!"

(End of this chapter)