The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 219 Hailey's Little Trouble
"Good evening, my dear silly friends..." Howard led Bernadette into the door triumphantly. He wanted to show off his new girlfriend in front of his friends, until he saw Ron .

Then, he immediately stood in front of Bernadette nervously: "Ah, Ron, you're back too? That... I suddenly thought of a good Chinese restaurant on the corner of the street, and I've always wanted to take my dear girlfriend to eat there." , let's first..."

"Didn't you say to bring me to meet your friend, Hua Tsai?" Bernadette held Howard with a puzzled expression.

"Okay, Rajesh, Sheldon, I want to introduce my girlfriend Bernadette to you," Howard winked at Ron: "Leonard, Penny and Ron, are you meeting?" passed."

"Hey~" X3.
"I hope you don't mind me bringing my girlfriend to dinner, and I told her she can join us." Seeing that Bernadette was still fine after seeing Ron, Howard finally felt relieved and continued Shout out.

"Of course, the more people, the more fun."

"No, this is a false equivalence. More people don't mean more fun. If there are 2000 people in this apartment now, will we be happy? No, we will suffocate to death." Sheldon's barbaric essence works again.

"Take a seat, I'm starving to death, let's take out all the food and share it on the table." In order to prevent Sheldon from continuing to argue, Ron quickly got up and invited Bernadette to take a seat, and stared fiercely. glanced at him.

Sheldon could only complain in a low voice, "Why don't you put your hands behind your back and have an eating competition." He walked towards the refrigerator.

Bernadette walked to the sofa naturally, and just about to sit down, everyone shouted together: "No! No! No! Don't sit there!"

"What's the matter?!" Bernadette quickly stood up.

"Uh...you can't sit there." Petunia rubbed her hands awkwardly.

"why?"

"Because it's Sheldon's exclusive seat."

"Can't he sit somewhere else?" Bernadette asked puzzled, and Sheldon by the refrigerator immediately glared at him, but this time, Petunia began to explain for him without him asking. .

"No no no, you see, in winter, this position is far enough from the heater to keep him warm but not so close that he sweats.

And in the summer, the position is right in the breeze from the convection between the windows here and there, and the angle here is not directly facing the TV, so he can still talk to everyone without being too far away , resulting in picture distortion. "

Everyone was stunned by Petunia's miraculous speech, and even Ron couldn't help but marvel at the wonder of the Creator: "Tell me the truth, Petunia, did you get the wrong script today?"

Only Sheldon looked at Petunia with approving eyes: "Wow, it seems that you are not completely hopeless."

In this friendly atmosphere, the meal went very well, except for the occasional discussion about shoes between Penny and Bernadette that made Sheldon uncomfortable. Nader's embarrassment that he couldn't get in the mouth when talking about physics experiments.

Bernadette Weilenard's interest in physics experiments made Howard feel jealous, and from time to time Ron received text messages from Hope, a girl who looked exactly like Bernadette last time, making him look like Howard's eyes always changed weird.

Other than that, this dinner can be said to be very harmonious.

Well, Ron himself was dizzy from the complicated relationship in the meal, so after the meal, he was the first to stand up: "I'm full, I have something to do, I won't be back tonight, Leonard, you can stay in our apartment tonight."

Leonard nodded happily, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Ron is still a brother.

Well, in fact, the idea of ​​adult beauty only accounted for half of Ron's decision-making, and the other half was mainly because Hope sent him a few photos of gymnastics training just now, and the clothes were more distinctive.

This kind of service is called "birthdaysuit" in American slang, which is the so-called birthday suit~
He was a little annoyed by the teasing, and he was anxious to practice gymnastics, but he didn't expect that the training would last all night, and he would not fall asleep until it was almost dawn.

Before going to sleep, Ron's last thought: I am really a gymnast~

……

However, just when Ron thought he could finally sleep until he woke up naturally in the morning after a busy period of secret service work, he was woken up again by his mobile phone.

"Why can't you turn off your damn mobile phone?" Hope was also awakened by the ringtone of the mobile phone, and said in a daze.

"Because I'm an agent, I have to be ready to deal with emergencies at any time, baby, can you pass me the phone for me?"

"My God, you're not the only agent left in the United States, can you not talk about work on weekends?" Hope turned over and pressed half of his body on Ron, who immediately saluted as a sign of respect.

"Of course, but this time it's not about work," Ron glanced at the phone number, hesitated, and pressed the call button.

"Hi Hayley, long time no see."

It was Ron's cousin, Claire's eldest daughter, Hayley Dunphy.

"Uncle Ron, how are you doing?"

Ron glanced at the alarm clock and sighed: "I guess you called me at eight o'clock in the morning, you must not want to ask me if I'm okay, right? What's wrong this time? You were arrested for drinking and you need me to go Bail? Or hit your driving school driver again?
Well, whichever it is, I promise I will tell your mom this time. "

"No, Uncle Ron, I didn't cause trouble this time, it's just a small matter, can you please help me for the sake of relatives?" Haili immediately acted pitifully on the phone.

"I'll see the situation. Tell me, what's the matter this time?"

"I want to borrow some money, Jianghu is in a hurry, I promise I will pay you back with a part-time job in the future." Haili raised her hand and swore.

"Borrow money? How much?"

"$900."

"What?" Ron frowned when he heard the number.

$900 is not worth mentioning to a local tycoon like Ron, but to a high school student like Hailey, it is a lot of money.

With the purchasing power of 900 US dollars at this time, without considering issues such as accommodation, you can share a comfortable life with an adult for a month, provided that you do not make any extravagant consumption.

"Or you don't need to give me any more gifts this Christmas, and you don't need to give me any more gifts on Halloween, can you just deduct the gift money for the next ten years?" Haili asked pitifully.

"Okay, of course I can help you, but at least you have to let me know why you need so much money? Why don't you ask Claire?" Ron put on a coat and walked to the table to drink a glass of water.

"Although Claire has always been stingy, if there is a legitimate need, Claire will definitely give it to you."

"Uh... can I not say?" Hailey began to bargain.

"If you don't tell me. I can't help you either."

Ron categorically replied that he didn't want to help Hailey accomplish something ulterior, and Claire complained about it in the end.

"Uh..." Hayley gritted her teeth and finally made up her mind: "Okay, Uncle Ron, I can tell you, but can you not tell my mother?"

"Of course." Ron readily agreed.

Isn't it just not telling Claire?What's so difficult about this, if the matter is serious, you can still tell Deng Fei, and Deng Fei is telling Claire, so naturally it is not considered that he missed the appointment ~

"That's right," Hailey hesitated, then continued, "I wanted to get some fake IDs for myself and my friends a while ago, I didn't get fake IDs to buy alcohol, we just wanted to go to a bar to watch a band show .”

"Okay, then what?"

"Then I took their money and gave it to my classmate's cousin, and he fooled us all."

"So what are you going to do? Borrow the money yourself and pay back the money from your friends first?"

Hailey asked hopefully: "Yes, that's it, Uncle Ron, can you help me?"

"Of course not." Ron shook his head.

Haili was in a hurry: "You are cheating! Ron! You clearly promised me to tell you to lend me the money. How can you do this? You can even lie to your niece?"

"Listen, stupid girl," said Ron, rubbing his temples and nodding his head when Hayley quarreled, "First, I never promised you to tell me the whole story, so I lent you the money;
Second, although I appreciate your willingness to advance your own money to pay back the money your friends were cheated of, but this is not how it is done, child, you should call the police, and the police will get the money back for you. "

"But my mother is running for the town council recently. There can't be any negative news at this time. I just want to get back the $900 without affecting her." Hailey's voice suddenly became quieter, and Ron was there Manny's voice was heard.

It seems that Hai Li should be at home, but is it really okay to say this kind of thing in front of others?

"I won't lend you the money." Ron said firmly, causing Hailey to wail, but he didn't finish his sentence: "But..."

"But what?" Hayley asked with renewed hope.

"But you can get the money back yourself."

"How is that possible!" Hailey yelled, "He's a scoundrel!"

"Then what if I go with you? Do you remember your dear Uncle Ron's job?" Ron smirked and said, "Wait for me, I'll pick you up right away."

"Thank you, Uncle Ron!"

The anger of being woken up early in the morning is not so easy to dispel, but how can he bear to get angry in the face of his cute little niece?Fortunately, there is a little bastard, enough for him to have a good time.

Ron hung up the phone, and Hope had already begun to mourn for the poor little bastard in his heart.

……

But unfortunately, when Hailey and Ron were talking on the phone, she didn't notice that almost the whole family stood behind her and listened to the whole process.

Therefore, when Ron drove to the place designated by Hailey, it was not Hailey who was waiting for him, but all the adult male members of the Pritchett family headed by Jay.

"Hi, Uncle Jie, long time no see, so Hayley isn't coming?"

"Yes, thank you for being willing to clean up the mess for her." Jie and Ron hugged: "But we still want to come and seek justice for her."

"You guys can do whatever you want, anyway, you're just a punk." Ron said indifferently, not at all unhappy about being robbed of his toys.

Of course he won’t be unhappy, although he hasn’t cleaned up people for a long time (it doesn’t count the time he buried Xiao in the soil with homemade rockets), but it seems more interesting to watch the old, weak, sick and disabled fight than to clean up people by himself~
Deng Fei has a weak personality. Mitchell and Xiaoka are good friends who are considered mentally ill. The soft guy and the gay beat people. No matter how you look at it, they are not very reliable. Among the four, the only one who seems to be more reliable Yes, it turned out to be Jie.

Jie is 65 years old, so he can be regarded as old. At this age, the old people in Ron's previous life usually only watch old ladies dancing in the square for fun. In the end, Jie is still old and strong and married a young man in his early thirties. Mrs.

If it wasn't for his age, he could be said to be the most combative of the four men.

"What are you going to do?"

"Yes, I want to ask the same question, do we have any plans?" Mitchell rubbed his hands nervously on the clothes.

Deng Fei raised her hands: "Brother has a plan, if that little bastard doesn't pay back the money, let him taste the strength of my fist!"

"What kind of plan is that?!" Mitchell became more nervous: "You just wait for me to visit you in prison, you will spend a lot of money on bail."

Without waiting for him to finish, Jay turned and walked towards the house, and Mitchell didn't even dare to follow.

"You still haven't changed at all~ Sissy Mitchell~" Ron laughed.

In front of Ron, his son was so cowardly, he felt a little embarrassed.

I can't help but compare my two children with my sister Mary's four children, full of frustration, and I can't help but want to vent on the little bastard who bullied his granddaughter.

"Boom, boom, boom!" Jay knocked on the door.

A high school student who looked malnourished came out of the room: "What's the matter?"

"You are Pete?"

"What are you doing?"

"Do you know Hayley Dunphy? You owe her $900, and we're here to collect the money, understand?" Jay said fiercely.

"Oh, really? I've called her N times, but her voicemail box is always full." The high school punk pretended to be pleasantly surprised.

Frankly speaking, this made Dunphy a little guilty, because that was indeed Hailey's style: "So how are you going to make it up?"

"Wait a minute, I'll give you the money right now." The little gangster promised to go back to the house and close the door.

The three men just relaxed, and before they could say a few words of celebration, the little gangster slipped out of the window quietly, intending to sneak away.

"It's up to me in the end~" Ron stood up helplessly from the car, and was about to cook up the little bastard according to the original plan. Unexpectedly, Mitchell who was next to him rushed forward and killed the little bastard in one fell swoop. Get down!
"I've got him! I've got him! Ron, did you see! I did it! Never call me a sissy again!"

"Congratulations, you have officially joined the ranks of men from today."

(End of this chapter)