The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 220 Ron's Studying Career

"Ha~ eat ashes, you~ old-fashioned plumber!" Ron pressed the projection button, and the Bowser Demon Dynasty controlled by him threw a banana peel from behind, and the bearded plumber controlled by Sheldon bumped into it uncontrollably. to the post.

And Ron's Bowser even had time to reverse the car and hit the plumber into the gap between the pillars, and then swaggered across the finish line to win.

"It's not fair, you're an agent and of course you drive better than ordinary people, and you betting on the race itself is a kind of fraud!" Sheldon complained dissatisfied.

Rajesh patted Sheldon on the shoulder: "Recognize, brother, whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can't drive it. Now it's time for me."

That's right, the weekend afternoon, of course game time, today is the Mario Kart three-player round robin, Ron has been holding the steering wheel since the beginning and has not lost a game, while the other game controller blames Sheldon and Rajesh for taking turns Using it, they have not been able to break Ron's undefeated myth so far.

However, Sheldon's role here is negligible, he is just a make-up, Ron can pass him at least one lap every time, but the Indian's strength is good, and he can fight Ron.

"It's just that I need to spend more time practicing," Shelton pouted: "I spent too much time on scientific research before."

"It doesn't matter if you play games every day, the result is the same. What you need is cheat driving skills. Or a magic lamp that can make wishes, to help the little waste who plays Mario Kart realize their wishes."

Rajesh's complaints were as sharp as ever without being influenced by women, but the good times didn't last long, and the sudden arrival of Petunia immediately made the poor child speechless.

"Sheldon, can I tell you a few words?"

"The topic has nothing to do with shoes, right?" As we all know, Petunia is a person who has no money and likes to buy beautiful shoes randomly. It is normal for Sheldon to worry about this.

"It has nothing to do with the shoes."

"Okay, then you can tell."

"Can we talk in private?" Penny glanced at Rajesh and Ron.

Ronzo turned to look at Rajesh: "Sorry buddy, can you please avoid it?"

Rajesh spread his hands and widened his eyes: Why don't you avoid it?

Petunia also set her sights on Ron.

"It just so happens that I have something to do. I plan to talk to Sheldon privately, and I feel that what I want to talk to him should be the same as what you plan to say. It's all about learning. What do you think? Sheldon?"

Ron knew at a glance that Petunia's little thoughts were nothing more than the fact that during dinner yesterday, Bernadette and Leonard talked too intimately because of the topic of physics. She wanted to learn something from Sheldon. Things, so that I can have more common topics with Leonard.

"Go away." Ron threw the decision back to Sheldon, and Hilton blurted out to Rajesh almost without thinking: "I know this is unreasonable, but they want to talk in private."

Rajesh could only hide in the back room very hurt.

Petunia, who was careful to be seen through, naturally had nothing to hide in front of Ron, and said shyly, "Sheldon, I want you to teach me a little physics."

"A little physics?!" Sheldon felt offended by what he had learned:
"There is no such statement! Physics includes the entire universe, from quantum particles to supernovae, from spin electrons to rotating galaxies, all these things are physics, how dare you say a little physics? How dare you!!!"

"Well, you don't need to say it like a special report, I just want to learn that I can talk to Leonard about his work, just like Bernadette." Petunia had no choice but to explain in more detail.

"Why don't you let Leonard teach you?"

"I think she must have wanted to surprise him." Ron interrupted, causing Petunia to nod repeatedly.

"Can't you surprise him in other ways? For example, if you clean the room, I guarantee he will be pleasantly surprised."

Ron nodded with a smile: "Yes, I will be surprised and delighted too. Seriously, do you want to consider this option, Petunia?"

"Come on, Sheldon, this means a lot to me."

"Petunia, you are a daunting task, and my time is limited and precious."

Ron complained sharply: "So your so-called precious time is to play games with me and lose for an afternoon?"

Anyway, one sheep is herding two sheep, and Sheldon asked Ron: "Okay, you are right, Ron, are you going to learn physics from me? Didn't you always Not interested,"

"But I'm interested now, but the direction of my interest is a bit different from Penny's. Why don't you solve her problem first."

Ron took out the ice cream from the refrigerator and entered the theater mode while eating.

"OK, Petunia, what basic knowledge do you have? Did you teach any science classes at school?" Teacher Sheldon, who was forced to go online, asked helplessly.

"Of course I did. I did experiments with frogs."

"Frog experiment?" Sheldon was dumbfounded.

"Yeah, it was actually pretty funny and a lot of the girls vomited, but I slaughtered the little frog like a deer, hey Sheldon, you know what? The dead frog's legs, and the occasional twitch."

Penny recalled it, and said proudly.

Shelton felt his blood pressure soared by 100 units: "Sorry, Penny, sorry I can't do anything."

"Ron." With you looking at Ron for help, Ron stood up helplessly: "Come on, Sheldon, you're so smart, why don't you just treat it as a challenge? Or just as an experiment?
Just like you did to Missy when you were a kid. "

"Experiment?" Shelton showed a thoughtful look.

He had tried to instill science in his family, starting with his twin sister, Missy, who of course turned to it for help with fractions.

Then Sheldon started a bold attempt, he wanted to see if he could use his ingenuity to train Missy from an ignorant ape to a scientist.

The result was obvious, naturally it was a failure, and now, a similar opportunity was presented to him again, but this time he had to face Penny who was several times stupider than Mimissi.

"Interesting," Shelton expressed interest in the proposal: "Since others can teach Koko the gorilla to speak sign language and teach dolphins to jump through fire hoops, maybe I can teach you some basic physics knowledge."

"Great!" Petunia was both happy and sad: "Although this analogy is a bit insulting, well, if you are willing to pay, then I will do koko once."

"That's not necessarily true. Koko has learned more than 2000 words, none of which are related to shoes."

Petunia's grateful hands suddenly froze in place.

"Hahaha." Ron laughed wildly.

"Ron, what about you? Are you going to learn a little basic physics too?" Sheldon looked at Ron again.

"Of course not, those are too basic for a Harvard graduate like me." Ron quickly finished the ice cream: "I want to learn something more interesting. When I was on a mission in the desert some time ago, I found that ordinary Gas explosions and dynamite-filled shell explosions do very limited damage to structures.

So I want to find a more effective method. I remember that when you were in middle school, you tried to make a reactor at home, and even recruited the FBI. Can ordinary people do it at home? "

"Of course, it's not difficult. Even a junior high school student can do it as long as he masters the method. After all, the principles and blueprints have already been made public." Sheldon was not surprised by Ron's question at all. That is, it is the only one that is not sensitive to this kind of question at all, but answers it seriously.

On the other hand, Petunia was dumbfounded again, no matter how stupid she was, she still understood the word reactor.

She even began to hesitate whether she should call the police?But thinking of Ron's special status, he gave up this idea.

Maybe it is really necessary for work?

"So what should I do?" Ron took out his notebook, which he hadn't used for a long time, and took out a pen to take notes.

"First of all, you need to dig 3000 tons of uranium ore and go home. After repeated extraction and precipitation, you can refine the yellow cake."

"I know this. At that time, you borrowed your mother's credit card to buy from a small warlord in Africa, and your mother agreed. He thought you were going to buy some food." Ron couldn't help laughing again when he thought of Sheldon's funny story. stand up.

"I'm not talking about something to eat!" Sheldon said angrily: "I'm talking about a compound containing 0.72% uranium 235 and 99.27% ​​uranium 238!"

"Okay, okay," Ron wrote down what Sheldon said just now: "And then?"

"Then convert them into uranium hexafluoride gas and put them in a centrifuge for purification. Since uranium 235 has three neutrons more than uranium 238, you only need to turn on the centrifuge to 238 revolutions per minute to get It can throw uranium [-] out like washing machine dehydration.”

Sheldon said it was easy, but Ron felt something was wrong.

First of all, where to get the ore of this weight is a problem, and then the centrifuge of [-] revolutions per minute, in his impression, does not seem to be available in all ordinary laboratories.

One hundred thousand revolutions per minute, that is to say, 1666 revolutions per second!
This seems to be a bit difficult.

"Okay, is there an easier way? I remember that you didn't seem to use this method in the end. It was a big problem to get so much ore first. Where can I get so much radioactive material? I remember Sturgi Dr. Si seems to have taught you a method, how about that method?"

Ron suddenly remembered that Sheldon's operation at the time seemed to be another way, so he asked.

"That's right, what he taught me is to use a smoke detector, which contains a small amount of americium 241, but those things can only be used to make a small reactor, Ron, what do you want this thing for?" Shell Dun asked curiously. In her impression, Ron had never been a person interested in science.

Ron said indifferently: "Who knows? Maybe I suddenly think the electricity bill is too expensive and plan to provide free electricity to the residents of our entire apartment building?"

"Oh, Ron, you are really a good person." Sheldon praised, he rarely reached consensus with his brother.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Petunia interrupted the affectionate gaze between the brothers: "What about teaching me about physics? Sheldon, how do you plan to teach?"

"Just wait a moment." Shelton told Penny to sit down first, and he opened a new document on the computer and typed the next line:

Experiment Log [-]: I'm about to embark on one of the biggest challenges of my scientific career, teaching Penny physics, which I call Gorilla Engineering, because it's as difficult as a gorilla using sign language...

Standing behind Sheldon, Ron could see the corners of his eyes twitching. He had no doubt that after Penny saw this, Sheldon's head would be blown off.

However, the most frightening thing was that after he thought about it carefully, he had no reason to stop him. To describe it in one word, it was "should!"

"Okay, let's get started," Shelton finally stood up after writing the experiment log, but his face fell down again when he saw Penny sitting on the sofa with an indifferent face.

"Petunia, where's your notebook?"

"I don't have a notebook."

"If you don't have a notebook, how do you take notes?" Shelton felt helpless for Petunia's scumbag, so he could only take a new notebook from his drawer and hand it to her.

"Do you still need to take notes?" Petunia was a little reluctant to accept.

"Of course, how do you take the exam if you don't take notes?" Sheldon said naturally, and Petunia was about to cry.

Ron patted her on the shoulder and comforted her: "Don't worry, Sheldon is a good teacher. She will make questions from what she has taught you. As long as you can get a B or above in your usual grades, in the end, it will definitely let you graduated."

"There's still an exam!!!" Penny had already started to regret it in her heart.

"Just think it's for love, long live love~" Ron cheered her on, but it was immediately exchanged for Sheldon to correct classroom discipline.

"Of course there is a teaching test, and more than once, this is the university's regulations, I hope it didn't scare you." Shelton kept a straight face, and he followed the university's rules in everything.

Ron took another bucket of ice cream, a family-size super bucket, the kind that could hold all of Penny's sorrows in one bucket, and continued to maintain his attitude of watching the show.

Sheldon's small class began: "Now let's talk about the introduction to physics. What is physics?"

"I know," Ron raised his hand to answer: "For example, I punched you in the face, but in fact, your face also feeds back the same force to my fist, so from this perspective, it is also equal to your face. I punch my fist, right?"

"Ron, that's just the action and reaction forces in Newton's classical mechanics," Sheldon said angrily, "Don't interrupt me when I'm lecturing, if this happens again, then I'll ask you to quit my class go out!"

"Well, I've learned what I want to learn anyway, and I think Rajesh will take care of the rest for me," Ron yelled into the back room, "Isn't it, Rajesh?"

(End of this chapter)