The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 262 Stan Lee

After some joint dressing by Caroline and Max, Li Han set off with a feeling of apprehension.

Not to mention, after dressing up, although Li Han's figure still didn't appear to be even a centimeter taller, after each shoe was stuffed with eight insoles, it looked at least five centimeters taller than before.

"Ron, I don't know you know how to do this. When is your height necessary to use this kind of trick? Are you a girl who wants to use this trick to play the women's basketball team?" asked.

"I'm not interested in sweaty muscular girls," Ron said, spreading his hands. "It's just that I have a friend named Howard, and he does it every time he goes out on a date, so I learned it by the way."

"Oh hoo? Really?" Caroline was in a better mood: "Then do you want to come with me today..."

"Two, let me interrupt," just when the atmosphere finally turned to the ambiguous direction Ron wanted, Max interrupted untimely: "If you plan to play some intimate games, it's better to choose another day , Today we have to clean up the mess from the second-hand market last time, and then bake tomorrow's small cakes, which can't be done in an hour or two."

"Well, that's a pity."

Ron felt that there was something wrong with Max's mood, but in this case, he could only say sorry, and then chatted a few more words to say hello and leave.

He had a vague illusion that Max couldn't be jealous, right?

But when he thought about it, he laughed again: "How is it possible, that's Max."

Thinking of this, Ron pushed open the door of the apartment. Not surprisingly, many of the four-person team were at home, but all kinds of comics were spread all over the floor around them.

"Hey guys, are you finally going to sell these things and say goodbye to your childhood and become real adults?"

“No, I’m never going to sell them! It’s Stan Lee coming to the comic book store, and we’re picking out comics to sign,” Leonard retorted:
"I really can't decide whether to have Stan Lee sign his name on "Mystery Journey" issue 83, Thor's first appearance, or "Fantastic Four" issue [-], Dr. Death's debut comic. superior."

Rajesh mischievously pressed an unknown speaker, and a brisk music sounded from the Indian's chest.

"I decided to let Tan Lee sign his name on this month's "Batman"." Shelton took the topic and said proudly.

"I remember an old man told me before that "Batman" was not his work, and it happened that the old man was also named Stan Lee." Ron opened a bottle of water, took a big gulp and said.

"That's right, that's why others won't let him sign this. In this way, I have a rare but unique rare treasure. From then on, I am no longer at the same level as those ordinary nerds."

"Good idea, this idea is good, I also want Stan Lee to sign his name on "Batman"." The Indian was immediately ready to plagiarize.

"Is it difficult for you to understand the word unique?" Shelton stared at the Indian dissatisfied.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait!" Howard finally reacted belatedly: "Ron, do you mean you know Stan Lee?! Can you ask him to sign for us? Sign a few more! I And sell it to other comic book fans."

Called by Howard, the other two nerds immediately surrounded him, and Ron became like a crowd of stars.

No way, for nerds, getting to know Stan Lee is equivalent to being a Christian, just like getting to know Jesus Christ, they are also gods who created a whole world.

The difference is that Jesus Christ made people fictional and created the god of the real world, while Stan Lee existed in the real world but created the god of the virtual world. From this perspective, the two seem to be evenly matched.

But this does not hinder Stan Lee's status in the minds of otaku.

"Of course, I met him once in the bathroom and exchanged business cards." The old god Ron found a comfortable place to sit on the sofa, and said in an exaggerated tone: "I'm so tired after working all day. what……"

"I'll give you a massage!" The Indian immediately went around behind Ron and squeezed his shoulder.

I have to say that India really deserves to be the country that invented yoga. Rajesh felt deeply about this, pressed a few times on Ron's shoulder, and then found the acupuncture point and stimulated it proficiently. Ron moaned comfortably: "It's true. Great, Rajesh, your technique is really good, but if I can have another fried chicken with Lone Star beer now, it will be even better."

As soon as Ron finished speaking, Leonard and Howard rushed to the door at the speed of a race: "I'll go buy it for you now!"

It's just that Leonard, who was closer to the door, won in the end and successfully got the priority to buy fried chicken and beer for Ron.

Howard could only come back in embarrassment, squeezed Rajesh aside, grabbed Ron's other shoulder, imitated the Indian technique, and pressed his eyes, rolling his eyes.

Only Sheldon was still skeptical: "Ron, do you really know Stan Lee?"

"Of course, so don't you plan to do something for your dear brother now? I can ask him to sign for you~" Ron looked at Sheldon's funny expression, and seduced like a devil.

"No, it's impossible, this is definitely a trick you're going to play on me!" Shelton said vigilantly, "Just like on my tenth birthday, you lied to me that Batman would come to my birthday party, but when When I walked into the garage, all I got was a shit from a bat!"

"Obviously you got it wrong, I just told you that there will be bats and people at home, and you misunderstood them as Batman, but the way you get drenched in shit is really funny, I still keep it That photo."

Ron sneered, and Sheldon couldn't believe it even more.

"I won't do anything for you? Anyway, Stan Lee will go to the comic book store to participate in the event the day after tomorrow, and it's the same when I ask him to sign it."

"Sorry, I almost forgot to tell you, you shouldn't be going to the comic book store the day after tomorrow." Ron took out an envelope from his pocket with a mocking expression, Howard took it, and said in surprise:
"Sheldon, how do you have a letter from the court?"

"It's normal. It should be the return receipt of my complaint letter to them. The flags at their gate are wrong. The correct order should be from left to right: the federal flag, the state flag, and finally the Pasadena flag. .”

"Sheldon, this is a subpoena." After obtaining Sheldon's permission, Howard opened the envelope: "You ran a red light on Mag Avenue, so you have to appear in court the morning after tomorrow, which is when the comic book store is active. "

(End of this chapter)