The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 263 Ron's Plans

"You were photographed by the camera on the side of the road, so you're quite photogenic~" Howard made a panicked grimace, not to mention, it really has a bit of Sheldon's charm.

Sheldon snatched the court summons from Howard's hand, just at this moment, Penny, who was coming over for dinner on time, pushed open the door: "Hi, guys~"

Sheldon immediately finds the culprit: "Petunia, isn't this the night you fell in the bathtub and I had to take you to the emergency room?"

"No, absolutely not." Penny quickly denied.

"Yes."

"It is not."

"Penny, I remember it very clearly." Seeing that Penny denied it repeatedly, Shelton simply passed on the photo in the ticket: "And the camera also took pictures of you in the co-pilot seat, supporting your dislocated shoulder."

"That's not me~" Penny continued to deny without blushing, but now including Leonard no longer believed her.

"Okay, then why did the subpoena say that the vehicle that violated the traffic rules was your car, and it had your license plate number on it, but it was sent to me?" Shelton directly threw out the evidence that made Penny unable to discern.

Penny finally pleaded guilty: "Well, they sent me a citation, and I told them I wasn't driving the car, and they pressed me, 'Who else but you?'"

"So you betrayed me?!" Sheldon said angrily, his rage reminded Ron of the bird with the long green beak in the game "Angry Birds".

"This is not a betrayal!" Petunia raised her voice several times at once, then looked at Sheldon's unfriendly eyes, then lowered it again, and said pitifully, "I just said, 'My driver's license is gone. Points can be deducted' I already had to go to the Cayman Islands to buy car insurance."

"Don't you still have Leonard? I think Leonard would be happy to help you buy car insurance, right? Leonard?" Ron called out to Penny's number one lick dog.

"No, we're just a couple now, even if we get married, it's my business." Penny jumped up and retorted loudly before Leonard could speak, like a mouse stepping on a red-hot iron plate.

"Then it's up to you~" Ron remembered that he was in the United States, and it was not the boxer-oriented environment in his previous life. Women here are more independent and are more used to AA with men, and they regard this as a It's a matter of course.

Of course, there are gold-diggers in the United States who just want sugar daddy. In fact, women prefer to fall in love with rich men, but even gold-diggers rarely let everything go when they fall in love. Men pay.

To paraphrase the words of a well-known comedian in Ron's previous life, even if you are a female cousin, you have to set up a memorial archway, right?
"But the reason why I drove your car was because you looked pitiful at the time, so I reached out to help?" Sheldon asked Petunia angrily.

"So you've got a picture of your heroic day, right?" Penny tried to confuse.

Leonard pulled out the summons from Sheldon: "It's no big deal, you just need to go to court on Thursday to pay the fine."

"I'm not going to pay the fine. If I do, then I'm guilty."

Howard looked up: "You are indeed guilty."

Sheldon defended loudly: "I am innocent, I only have a learner driver's license, Penny taught me, she kept yelling 'quick, quick, quick' when turning the yellow light, so I just 'drive away'"

"I'm sorry, Sheldon, I'll pay you back the fine, as long as I can be in a movie, or make a TV series or something."

"Well, then I guess Sheldon will never see your money in his life." Ron commented sharply, and the other three otakus, including Leonard, nodded in agreement.

"You don't need to pay it back, because I won't pay it back." Sheldon's stubborn temper came up again: "On Thursday, I will go to court and justice will be done. I will start writing my own defense now."

"Ron, your brother is in jail, right? Will your mother call you again?" Howard asked gleefully.

"It's definitely not going to happen this time," Ron said happily while playing the game, "I talked about this topic with Mary when I went home for Christmas, maybe I can find a chance for him to stay inside for a few days, maybe it will be fine." Let him change his bad temper."

"I don't need your help."

Leonard and Rajesh whispered for a while, and reminded: "Sheldon, don't forget, Thursday is the day after tomorrow, and it is the day when Stan Lee will come to sign. What are you going to do?"

"That's right~ Stan Lee is coming that day." Sheldon suddenly realized, and reprimanded Petunia: "Look at what you did, because of you, we won't be able to see Stan Lee."

"Huh?" Leonard asked in surprise, "What do you mean 'both'?"

"You are all my friends~" Sheldon stood up and said as a matter of course: "You have to stand by me, support me, and provide me with momentum. If your muscles are as strong as Ron, when I When you win the case, you can still carry me out on your shoulders."

Howard looked at Ron: "Is this also a custom in your hometown in Texas?"

"No, that's just Sheldon's personal imagination." Ron was playing the game vigorously, and replied without raising his head.

"However, speaking of it," Ron was shot in the head in the game, and was so excited that he lost the controller. For some reason, he felt that killing people in the game was more troublesome than in reality. If it was in reality, he promised to hide All the rookies and homeboys on the other end of the network cable were not enough for him to fight with one hand.

"Last time I made a bet with Stan Lee, he seemed to owe me a meal, if Sheldon wasn't there that day, or he could have a meal together, I don't think Stan Lee would mind if I brought a few more loyal fans of."

Without Sheldon, there would naturally be no embarrassment and silence. For a little old man like Stan Lee who likes to enjoy the admiration of others, is full of vanity, and is very rich, he will never mind him bringing a few more .

As for why Ron knew that the little old man was vain?

Please~ Do you still have to guess?Do you see any old man like Stan Lee, who loves to show off so much that he insists on making guest appearances in all comic remakes under his company?

The relationship between Ron and Stan Lee is not as weak as he said to everyone. Although there are not many opportunities to meet, Ron often calls Stan Lee and went to the Lakers game together.

Every time Stan Lee sees Ron, he will feel a lot of emotion, why Ron is not an actor, and he has not met him long ago, otherwise, he is definitely the most suitable actor for the role of Thor.

However, Ron has no affection for this role at all, not even interested in cosplaying.

This character doesn't even have a mask, so it's too unsuitable for him to change his identity to make trouble.

"I'll go!" "Please take me with you!" This was Howard Leonard's excited voice.

As for Rajesh, because of Penny's voice, he could only "hmm" anxiously while raising his hands vigorously.

"No problem." Ron put Rajesh's hand down: "Since you are interested, let's join together. I think you can discuss with him the feasibility of Iron Man's suit, or the possibility of flying Skateboards and other technological creations, if any of you can come up with a reliable solution, how about I promise to take him to Stan Lee's house for dinner next time?"

Like the strange uncle who lured little loli to see the goldfish, Ron said in a coaxing tone, the eyes of the three otaku were all red with excitement, Ron smiled in his heart, and it was considered a success.

Of course, Ron has his own plans. The scientific research strength of these guys is the strongest among all the people Ron knows. If they can inspire their enthusiasm, maybe they can really come up with some very sci-fi weapons.

Although it has been a long time of peaceful days, Ron did not dare to relax himself. In addition to insisting on his various exercises every day, he often visited various weapon companies to see if there were any new powerful weapons that could be used. use it.

This is also forced to no way.

Ron knows that the world is not as peaceful as most people see~
Among other things, in the tailor shop in England alone, the level of weapon technology used by the agents was many levels higher than that of Ron's equipment. Ron's jealousy was not a day or two.

Just the standard umbrella that is bulletproof, can be used as a gun, and can also hold beeps makes Ron covetous, not to mention other more sci-fi equipment.

Think about it, Ron has an umbrella in one hand and a revolver in the other, killing seven in and seven out of the crowd, the blood boils just thinking about it.

It's a pity that Holmes, who works in the British government, is too stingy, and he doesn't even let him touch these things.

If these nerds work hard and can create black technology like the Iron Man armor, Ron will no longer have to envy other people's things, and maybe he can even register a company based on this, and get Pentagon order.

At that time, wouldn't there be a lot of banknotes in the account?

Of course, Ron is not purely for making money, but more importantly for self-defense, protecting himself and his family.

Yes, you heard it right, even after Ron has such a strong combat power now, he still doesn't feel safe.

Since his debut, although every incident he encountered has been successfully saved, it is undeniable that his enemies have become stronger and stronger, and Ron has become more and more uncertain about what will happen next wonderful stuff~
Think about it, before Ron traveled, even the latest movie in the Fast and Furious series had already driven cars into outer space, and there were all kinds of magical equipment that were more bullshit than common sense.

Even without mentioning Toretto's troubles, just thinking about the enemies the tailor shop will encounter in the future would give Ron a headache.

The magical calling card that can blow up people's heads into fireworks with a mobile phone, the blade warrior who can walk like flying with a knife on her leg, and the robot dog whose intelligence is comparable to Skynet, none of them seem to be easy to get along with.

Fortunately, Ron hasn't met any of them so far, otherwise, even if it can't be done, the skin will be peeled off, and Ron has to plan ahead from now on.

"Hi! Ron! Why don't you bring me? I'm also a fan of Stan Lee!" Sheldon yelled dissatisfiedly, pulling Ron from his thoughts back to reality.

"Because I don't want to lose a friend like Stan Lee?" Ron tilted his head and replied. Although his tone was interrogative, it was undoubtedly an affirmative sentence in this context.

Sheldon stomped his feet angrily, but he had nothing to do with Ron: "Well, since my so-called friends have abandoned me, it seems that only me and the witnesses are left."

"Come on, let's go to the apartment over there to draft my defense, and I'll let you rehearse it well." Sheldon picked up Petunia who looked loveless.

"Need to rehearse?"

"By the way, please dress appropriately the day after tomorrow. If the judge only cares about what the 'delicious' on your pants means, it won't help my case."

"OK~" Ron stood up and clapped his hands: "During the time when Sheldon is away, let's start working on your 'topic' too. Which project shall we start with first? How about the Ark Reactor?"

Ron picked up a comic at random, which happened to be the first episode of Iron Man, so he blurted out.

"Actually, miniaturized reactor projects are being carried out in various countries." Without the influence of women, Rajesh, who ranks No. 2 in IQ among this group of scientists, immediately began to exert his strength:
"But if it is made as small as in the movie, nuclear fission technology is useless at all, and the only possibility is cold fusion. It is necessary to study the nuclear force first. It is estimated that there will be hope after the emergence of a theory that can truly unify all forces." up.

And the person most likely to derive a Grand Unified Theory among us should be your brother. "

"Doesn't that mean that my Iron Man suit is hopeless?" Ron said disappointedly.

"That's not entirely impossible," Howard picked up a pen and drew on the whiteboard in the apartment. Although Ron knew little about science, it didn't prevent him from seeing that it should be a design drawing.

"It's actually not difficult to downgrade the battle suit to a more advanced exoskeleton system. The military is doing this, but they use the kind of scientists specially trained by the military. It's too rubbish. We could have designed a better one."

With that said, a whiteboard had been filled with Howard's concept drawings. Under the guidance of interest, Howard had a burst of inspiration, and immediately took out a new board and continued to sketch the details.

"If our suit is designed to be fully wrapped, we can share the burden on the body through the structure of the feet. In this way, the load-bearing capacity of the suit will be greatly improved..."

"Then we can add stronger bulletproof armor here and here, these key places, and use the structure of the suit itself to share the impact of the attack!"

Howard opened the door, Leonard's eyes lit up, and he also took a pen to draw on the board, while Rajesh was alone next to Howard's concept map on the board just now when the two of them were painting and drawing. Filled with formulas that Ron couldn't understand...

(End of this chapter)