rebirth of change

For Qi Meixian's boyfriend Yoda, today is really his happiest and saddest day.

Youda has pursued Qi Meixian for almost two years, and it was not until recently that Qi Meixian's frozen heart was loosened by his dedication and hard work.

In 97, Yoda met Qi Meixian for the first time. Although Qi Meixian had just graduated from high school at that time, her mature dress and elaborate decoration made her look very attractive. That meeting, Yoda fell in love with her This girl who is a few years younger than me.Of course, later on, Yoda made up his mind to pursue Qi Meixian, which to some extent had something to do with Qi Meixian's family background. The Qi family has connections in Mingzhu's political and business circles, and Yoda, who has stepped into the society, also has his own plans.If he can win Qi Meixian's heart, then he will save many years of struggle in his career and life in the future.

Although Yoda graduated from a prestigious school, the current social reality is that it is easy for a graduate of a prestigious school to have a decent job, but if you want to have your own successful career, you are actually the same as other people. on the starting line.Even some college students who graduated from second- and third-rate universities, if their family background is superior, their career growth rate will be faster and more convenient than their graduates from these famous schools.

The cruel reality of competition has already made Yoda feel that there is nothing wrong with his thinking, not to mention that he really likes Qi Meixian.During the two years he stayed in Jinling, he was doing it for Qi Meixian. Seeing that his hard work was about to pay off, he was full of expectations.

Not long after arriving at the company this morning, Youda received a call from Qi Meixian.On the phone, Qi Meixian said that he would go to his place to celebrate his birthday at night, and even said that he would give him a surprise.

This good news kept Yoda in a state of excitement, and the word "surprise" made him think about it.Evening, birthday, surprise.Combining these words together, it is easy to draw a charming and beautiful picture.In the past, Qi Meixian seldom went to the place where he lived, but now he has taken a big turn. It seems that sincerity will really come true. As long as he breaks through the last hurdle tonight, the two of them will really be bound together Inseparable.

Thinking of the better life in the future, Yoda felt his whole body was full of strength, and he worked extraordinarily hard, and ran away with more than a dozen clients at once.When he returned to the company, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.When I went to the cafeteria, there were only pitiful dishes and soup left, Rouchao Sandou (Rouchao soybeans, green beans and peas) and radish soup.

There was no other way, after running to clients all morning, Yoda's stomach was already growling, so he ordered a large plate of Rou Chao San Bean and a large pot of radish soup, and ate it.

Unexpectedly, just now, when he was about to get off work, the two things in his stomach fermented, making his stomach look like the engine of a jeep—starting a violent piston movement.In an instant, puffs of gas rushed out of his body scrambling to be the first.

Considering the impact on his colleagues, Yoda quickly stood up from his seat and rushed to a place where no one was around. At first, his stomach was humming in embarrassment, but it soon turned into a burst of chatter.

I don't know who invented these two dishes, it's all bad intentions.Yoda, who was enduring the pain, greeted viciously all the women in the family of the inventors of the two dishes.

Yoda felt his stomach swelled up.It was also at this time that Qi Meixian called and said that she would be here soon, and told him to go back after get off work.

When walking out of the company, Yoda even comforted himself, hoping she would not see him in such a state of embarrassment.He knew that Qi Meixian was somewhat of a cleanliness freak, so he kept the house clean. If it was such an important day, if he vented unscrupulously in front of her, the relationship between the two might be frightened before liberation.

On the way home, Yoda tried to fart a lot.When he was almost home, his stomach felt better, and he thought that there should be no more problems.

Turning around the alley, Yoda saw Qi Meixian who was deliberately waiting at the door from a distance.And Qi Meixian looked a little excited.

"Honey, why did you come here? I have prepared a very wonderful gift for you, which will definitely surprise you." Qi Meixian shouted while waving.

Qi Meixian purposely shouted it to the friends in the room, it was a code, and upon hearing this code, the people in the room officially entered into a cooperative combat state.

Before entering the door, Qi Meixian tightly covered Yoda's eyes with a scarf.Said it was to surprise him, and made him swear that without her permission, he couldn't take it off at will, otherwise, she would never talk to him again.

For this request, Yoda is very willing to obey. At this critical moment in history, how dare he disobey Qi Meixian's will, of course, she will do what she says.Even Yoda wondered obscenely if Qi Meixian was going to perform a sexy lingerie show for him.

After entering the door, Qi Meixian helped Youda to sit down in a chair by the dining table.Suddenly, Yoda felt like he wanted to fart again, and at this moment, Qi Meixian's cell phone rang.

This call made Youda feel like saving his life. The call was from Qi Meixian's mother, so Qi Meixian temporarily went to the bedroom to answer the phone.Before leaving, Qi Meixian emphasized again that he should not take off the blindfold to peek.In order for Qi Meixian to leave quickly, Yoda's guarantee was even firmer than Qi Meixian asked for.

As soon as Qi Meixian left, Yoda put all his weight on one thigh and let out his fart.This fart is not only loud, but also smells like the smell of rotten eggs.Yoda himself felt that the smell was bad, and he was even more afraid that Qi Meixian would come out and smell it, so he pulled out the cushion of the chair and fanned it vigorously around, trying to disperse the bad smell.

Just when Yoda was feeling a little better, another fart came.So he raised his leg and started playing again, and the sound sounded similar to the sound of an engine turning rapidly.And the smell seemed to be even more unpleasant. For himself and for Qi Meixian, Yoda could only shake up the cushion and start to disperse it.

Just when everything was about to recover, another fart rushed out impatiently.So Yoda stood up, bent down, and pouted his ass.His fart was really top-notch, and the newspapers on the small cabinet more than one meter away from the year were shaking.

Since Yoda had to keep his promise not to take off the blindfold to peek, he could only listen to the voice of Qi Meixian talking to his mother on the phone in the bedroom.From the intermittent voice, Yoda heard that he was mentioned in the conversation, and Qi Meixian's mother seemed to ask her to take him to Mingzhu and play at home during the holidays.

Hearing this news, Yoda was really elated. If he passed the test of the mother-in-law again, the matter between the two would be settled. Maybe they would get married as soon as Qi Meixian graduated from university.At that time, beauty and career will really have a double harvest. Their Qi family will only have Qi Meixian as a child, so they will give a decent dowry no matter what.

Imagining all kinds of beautiful futures, imagining the approval of the Qi family, the smile on Yoda's face feels like dripping honey, but his eyes are blindfolded, and his smile is somewhat weird.

In the dark, Yoda let out three more farts in a happy mood.At this time, he had a sudden realization that this fan alone could not make the air in the room fresh, and his stomach didn't seem to stop messing around immediately.

As soon as I sat down on the chair, my stomach started to rumble again.Paralyzed, when will this be a head.If he put it down again, he couldn't stand it anymore.

So Yoda came up with a good way to quickly empty out the stench in his stomach without affecting the air quality in the house.

I saw him standing up, groping to loosen the belt, taking off the underwear and outer pants to the lower abdomen, exposing the buttocks.With a pair of trousers holding a table mat and one hand stretched out, he fumbled to the balcony door.

Fortunately, this is where Yoda lives. He is very familiar with the layout of the house, and he didn't mess it up and down.

Next, he opened the balcony door a crack, almost stretched his entire butt out of the balcony, and then farted crazily... The sound, the smoke, and the stench were really unacceptable.But Yoda felt very refreshed, feeling as light as a swallow.

In this way, for the next few minutes, Yoda farted recklessly while holding the cushion and continuing to fan the air, trying to further improve the indoor air quality.

Finally, Yoda heard that Qi Meixian was about to finish calling in the bedroom.At this time, Yoda felt that the air in the room and his stomach were much more comfortable, and he would stop farting later.

He quickly lifted up his trousers, fastened his belt, and sat down on the familiar chair in two or three strokes. He even tidied his hair and began to gracefully, smiling, waiting for Qi Meixian to give him an unexpected surprise. surprise.

Qi Meixian who came out saw the satisfied smile on Yoda's face, and she politely apologized for answering the phone for so long.

"Did you secretly uncover it just now?"

"I promise not, what I promised you, how could I not do it? Absolutely not, if I peeked, I would be that shit-eating pig." Yoda raised his right hand swearing Big things are guaranteed.

"You're sensible, if you peek, I won't talk to you in the future. I don't like the kind of man who says he can't do it. This kind of man is unreliable and the most deceptive. If you even test this point I can't pass the test..."

"I know, huh, huh, I know, I can definitely trust you, you should trust my character, if you agree, you won't be anticlimactic."

"Well, I believe you, get ready, I'm going to untie it." Qi Meixian walked behind Yoda.