"These are my roommates and classmates, and the two boys are their boyfriends. Oh, by the way, that is a friend from my department on the balcony, and the one next to her is her boyfriend. They are all here to celebrate you It's your birthday, you must treat me tonight." Qi Meixian thought that other people's smiles were not smiles, and their blushing expressions were their closeness to Youda.

Only Yoda understood what the other person meant, and the inexpressible expression on his face was that he was treated as an alien, as a big nonsensical joke, a clown.

It's a real shame to throw it home.

The tormented embarrassment in Yoda's heart at this time made him at a loss what to do, laughing?cry?hate it?As if he wanted to.If there is a hole in the ground ahead, Yoda can't wait to get into it immediately.

Such a humorous oolong incident happened, this birthday dinner is unbearable, at least, none of you can eat it, seeing Yoda will think of those farts one after another, who would have that Appetite, more than one sitting is an ordeal.Under the leadership of Sihui, the others found an excuse and left one after another.As for what happens after they leave, it's out of their control.I believe that Qi Meixian will be curious and interrogate after being very surprised.

"Hahaha, hahaha, I'm suffocated. Fortunately, we left, otherwise, I guess I would have been suffocated." As soon as he left Yoda's den, Deng Min leaned on the wall and laughed.

Not being able to eat delicious food is torture, but having to hold back a smile is pain.If you can't laugh heartily, you may be able to hold back your illness.

"Hahaha, you, if I hadn't covered your mouth, you would have revealed your secrets at that time." Chen Kangjie smiled and shook his head and said, "In that case, others can speak out, but you absolutely can't."

Deng Min's face turned red up to his neck.At that time, she was chatting with Chen Kangjie on the stone bench under the grape arbor. Who knew that after the balcony door was opened, Yoda, who was blindfolded, did not come out, but directed a big snow-white butt at them.That's not counting, actually crackling and starting to fart.Fortunately, they were far away, otherwise, they would probably have been smoked and collapsed there.

This was the first time that Deng Min saw a man's unobstructed lower part of the abdomen, it was fine if he didn't mention it, but now that he mentioned it, Deng Min still felt his face was hot, it was really embarrassing.

At that time, Deng Min was almost screamed by the sudden change, but it was Chen Kangjie who had quick eyes and quick hands, and hurriedly covered her mouth with his hands, so that there was no embarrassment face to face.It is conceivable that if she woke up Yoda at that time, Yoda took off the blindfold and faced each other at close range, and the intense embarrassment would have made both parties do not know how to deal with themselves.

However, don't think that Deng Min's blushing is all because of Yoda's disgusting exposure. A large part of it is because of Chen Kangjie.

When Chen Kangjie covered Deng Min with his hands, he also hugged her cooperatively.This was the first time the two got along so close, and it was also the first time that Deng Min felt hugged by Chen Kangjie.At that time, Deng Min's heart skipped a beat and even felt a sense of happiness.Smelling the breath on his body and feeling his broad palm, even if Deng Min is not a nympho, he is still a little fascinated.

The wonderful atmosphere made the two of them walk a long way without speaking.

"Do you think Qi Meixian will break up with his boyfriend?" In the end, it was Deng Min who broke the deadlock first.

"Hehe, I don't know about that. It's the first time I've met them, so I don't know them well. But the key point is whether the big secret that you all know can be kept." Thinking of the scene at that time, Chen Kangjie actually thought it was funny.So he answered with a smile.

"I think it's a bit mysterious. Meixian will definitely take this as a shame. Hey, sometimes love seems to be very fragile." Thinking of the possible ending of the two people breaking up, Deng Min sighed with some regret.

"Hehe, don't worry about it. If they break up because of this, maybe it's a good thing, maybe God doesn't want them to be together at all, or it's not suitable for them to be together. As the saying goes, there are three urgencies. People, farting is normal, if you hold it back, it will cause great harm to your body. This can be regarded as a test for them! Although the handsome guy's movements are a bit exaggerated and nonsensical, I don't think there is anything wrong with him. "Chen Kangjie shrugged, and casually said from an objective standpoint.

"There's nothing wrong with it? Would you do the same thing if it were you?" Deng Min immediately asked back.

"Hehe, I won't, I'll let it go as if nothing had happened. Hahaha, let one fart go, the body will not be wrong, if there is a fart, hold it back, and you will suffer." Chen Kangjie clapped his palms, said freely, and even Linkou made up a not so catchy jingle, "Tell me, if that person were me, what would you do?"

"How to do what?" Deng Min asked half understanding.

"That is, if you were Qi Meixian's character, what would you do."

"I..." Deng Min was a little tongue-tied for a moment, what she thought of was not how to do it, but the role she thought of.

According to this simple logic, she Deng Min played the role of girlfriend.Is there such a possibility?Will happiness really come?Deng Min was a little uncertain.She lowered her head, not daring to raise her head to look at Chen Kangjie, fearing that Chen Kangjie would laugh and tell her that it was just a joke.

Seeing Deng Minjiao's embarrassing appearance, Chen Kangjie didn't continue to make things difficult for her.

"I think you will be very angry, and then hysterical..."

"No way, don't guess, how could I do that?" Deng Min raised his voice immediately and became excited.

But when she saw Chen Kangjie's smiling expression, she felt that her performance seemed a little too much, she twisted her clothes and hurriedly lowered her head, trying to hide her heart.

Since other people's birthday banquets can't be eaten, the dinner for the two of them has to be settled by myself.It's still a holiday, so Deng Min needs to have more free time, so with Chen Kangjie's acquiescence, Deng Min took him to the edge of Mochou Lake to eat local famous snacks.

Mochou Lake has a history of 500 years and is known as the first of the 48 scenic spots in Jinling.If it is the Begonia Flower Fair in April, there will be a lot of tourists and it will be very lively.

But even if it's not the grand festival period, when Chen Kangjie and the others arrived by bus, there were still a lot of tourists.It's just more out and less in.Not only foreigners will come here, but many locals will also come here for leisure and sightseeing in their spare time.

In a roadside snack bar not far from the entrance of the park, the two sat down by the window.Deng Min decided to order a salted duck, two duck blood noodles and two assorted tofu noodles.

"I've tried this place before, and the taste is really good. Many local people come here to visit and eat here." After ordering, Deng Min took a sip of tea and said proudly.

"Did you step on it? Did you know that one day I would come here with you to eat?"

"I stepped on this place last time with a few classmates. A local classmate introduced this place. As for... Anyway, I think if you come to Jinling again, I will take you here to eat. You are used to eating big fish and meat. Change it Changing the taste is also a new thing for you." Deng Minxian said leisurely.

"Hehe, don't make me such a dick, okay? At school, I often eat in the cafeteria, and the food is no better than yours. I'm used to eating big fish and big meat, which makes me look like those corrupt officials. Think about it for yourself, when I was in Liuzhi, did I always eat roadside snacks like you?" Chen Kangjie said with a smile.

As soon as the past was mentioned, both of their thoughts were drawn back to the place and time that had a common experience.After talking about the past for five or six minutes, the proprietress brought out the dishes they wanted.

"Wow, it looks very rich." Looking at the exquisitely arranged table, Chen Kangjie rubbed his hands like a greedy cat. "Hey, this assorted tofu lao looks similar to our tofu nao."

"You are right, this is tofu nao, or tofu flower, but the locals here call it 'not old', does it have a good meaning? This snack is available all over the country, but the tofu in Jinling and other places The tofu in Jinling is not quite the same, except that it is white like jade, fragrant and refreshing. Jinling’s tofu pays attention to one condiment, supplemented by more than ten kinds of condiments, such as dried shrimp, mustard, fungus, chopped green onion, chili oil, sesame oil, etc., not only the color is beautiful, The taste is even more mellow, thick, fragrant, fresh, suitable for saltiness, moderately spicy, and delicious. If you don’t believe me, try it, my introduction will not be wrong.” Deng Min started to put the bowl in white bone china The tofu brain was placed in front of Chen Kangjie, and he pointed and commented like a gourmet.

Chen Kangjie took a spoonful and poured it into his mouth. As Deng Min said, it tasted really good.

"Well, not bad, it really has a different taste." Chen Kangjie praised with a thumbs up.

Receiving Chen Kangjie's compliment, Deng Min was even happier than getting full marks in the exam, "Try this duck blood vermicelli again, it's fragrant and spicy, it must suit your taste, it's very similar to the taste of our side, sometimes I will eat it for breakfast Eat this, there is a store in front of the school, it tastes good."

Seeing Deng Min's sweet smile, Chen Kangjie was also happy. Thanks to her kindness, he added a pinch of chopsticks and sucked it into his mouth. As Deng Min said, the taste was very similar to the noodles in his hometown. It also has coriander in it.

Chen Kangjie had a good appetite, and his bowl of duck blood vermicelli and assorted tofu were all wiped out, but with Deng Min's little help, he saved almost half of the salted duck.

Mochou Lake closes very late at night. The two of them had dinner and it was just getting dark. Hearing that boating can be done inside, Chen Kangjie suggested buying a ticket to go to Mochou Lake for a night tour.

Being able to have such peaceful and ample time with Chen Kangjie, of course Deng Min can do whatever he says.

After spending ten yuan for the ticket, after entering the park, we walked a short distance to the lake.Not so many people come to play at night, many cruise ships are parked on the shore, only two or three "ducks" floating in the center of the lake.

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