rebirth of change

Chapter 380 Seven Disgusting Story

According to the description on the bottle, this wine is made from prickly pears and bamboo, and it is produced by a small winery in Huicheng. Chen Kangjie doesn't understand how bamboo can make wine. Although the taste of this wine is not as delicate as French wine , but also quite mellow and sweet.

Chen Kangjie has never heard of this winery. It is estimated that when he is sensible, it will have closed down. From now until the end of the century, a large number of wineries in Huicheng have closed down. Presumably, the producer of this wine is one of the affected manufacturers. one.

Two sips of wine per person will naturally not make people intoxicated, this kind of wine is not high in alcohol, only (intensity), after drinking it will only make the body hot, and everyone's face will be flushed.

The meal was eaten sparsely for an hour or so, and it was not over until the rice cooker bottomed out.

"Just now we girls did the dishes, now it's your boys' turn to do the dishes?" Before Chen Kangjie could arrange the after-dinner matters, a girl jumped out first.

"Isn't it? We boys wash dishes?" Ma Wei jumped out to respond, "Boys don't know how to wash dishes, we don't do them at home."

"Why don't boys know how to wash dishes? Chen Kangjie knows how to cook. Why can't he wash dishes? Besides, we don't know how to wash vegetables at home. We didn't do it today." Deng Min stood up Speak up for the girls.

"No wonder it feels like the dishes haven't been washed," Zhang Jiahua muttered in a low voice.

"Isn't it clean? Then you ate so deliciously and fiercely just now, like an old sow, why didn't you say that you didn't wash it clean?" Chen Jing jumped out.

"I didn't pay attention at that time, I only paid attention after eating," Zhang Jiahua argued strongly.

"You are Zhu Bajie eating life fruit, you want to say that you don't taste the taste, right?" Li Ying also jumped out, insisting that Zhang Jiahua is a pig.

"Cut, good men don't fight women." Without boys to stand up to help him, Zhang Jiahua could only deal with the girls' attacks by himself.

"What kind of a good man are you? You are almost a good pig. Chen Kangjie is a good man, handsome, good at studying, and capable." Waiting for the beauty is not willing to be lonely, and she speaks even more ruthlessly.

Not only Zhang Jiahua and the others were embarrassed when Waiting Mei said this, but even Chen Kangjie and the girls who were interested in Chen Kangjie were embarrassed and felt embarrassed. This was a disguised confession.

"Ahem, cough, you say what you want, but don't involve me, I'm innocent," Chen Kangjieta said shyly, pulling his head.

"Forget it, let's wash the dishes. If we don't wash the dishes again, I don't know what we will be criticized for." Zhang Qiang was quite sensible, so he went to clean up the messy pots and bowls.

"This is more or less the same, this is a good comrade, you learn from it", Zhang Qiang's sense of humor has won praise from several girls.

The other boys played the drum without using the heavy hammer, and they all followed up consciously, except for Chen Kangjie who did not move.

"Why don't you go?" Chen Jing asked Chen Kangjie who was on the spot.

"Isn't it? The chef also has to wash the dishes?" Chen Kangjie pointed at his nose in disbelief, he didn't expect to have his own share.

"You big-headed ghost, chef, as long as your three-legged cat's cooking skills, we will eat, hurry up, otherwise you will be welcome." Chen Jing didn't give Chen Kangjie any face.

Perhaps only in this way can she highlight her identity as a sister, so Chen Jing always orders Chen Kangjie intentionally or unconsciously to highlight her authority. Only when Chen Kangjie listens to her can she have a special status among this group of partners.

"I really doubt if you are my sister", Chen Kangjie left a sentence and ran away quickly.

Chen Kangjie didn't need to do it himself, anyway, he already had enough manpower, he only needed to direct, and he took advantage of it, which was equivalent to being a supervisor.

After finishing all these things, it was already 03:30 in the afternoon. They started to eat lunch at two o'clock. Now the light rain outside the cave has not stopped, so they must find something to do. A story, everyone has to tell one.

Some told jokes, some told idiom stories, and some told their own personal experiences. Chu Xiang, who was usually rather dull, couldn't find a new story to tell, so he actually told everyone "the wolf is coming", and he was scorned and slobbered for a while.

"Are you just telling us this kind of story that we all know? Then you might as well tell us the story of 'The Crow Drinks Water'. It's easier, cut." Chen Kangjie gave him a chestnut.

"But I really don't know how to tell stories!" Chu Xiang said pitifully, rubbing his forehead.

"I can't find anything to say, so let's just tell the story of your childhood." Deng Min gave him an idea.

"I didn't have a story when I was young. The key is... If I really want to tell it, then I will tell a story about my bathing when I was a child." of real people.

"The places that are not suitable for children can be omitted", Chen Kangjie joked.

"At that time, I was only one and a half years old. Where could it not be suitable for so many children?".

"Continue talking, while you are in the mood now", Chen Kangjie stopped joking with him.

"I heard this story from my mother. At that time, I was only one and a half years old. My parents were busy with business and had no time to take care of me. It happened to be summer, so I put half a basin of hot water in a large basin and put me in Inside, I sat and played with the water by myself. They were selling potatoes that year, and their business was pretty good, so they gradually forgot about me.” At this point, Chu Xiang’s face was a little reddish, and he felt like he could hardly continue It’s just that everyone is waiting for his next story, and more than [-] pairs of eyes stared at him. Chu Xiang gritted his teeth and could only finish the matter, “I couldn’t speak at that time, I was anxious, and I wanted to pull Shit, and no one is holding me, so I can only be dragged in the water."

"Wow, how disgusting!", Fan Xuexi said with a grin, as if seeing that scene.

"Don't interrupt, he probably hasn't finished yet." From Chu Xiang's narration, Chen Kangjie sensed that there was more to come.

"This... will I omit it below?" Chen Kangjie seemed to have guessed the following, and it would be even more disgusting. Chu Xiang couldn't continue.

"No, I have to say, hehe", Yang Cong showed an evil smile, this guy is now a villain who gloats at other people's misfortunes.

"Yes, yes, yes, say it, you have to say it", although it is disgusting, Chen Jing is of course also a master who is afraid that the world will not be "chaos".

"Okay...then I'll go on, don't laugh at me."

"We promise not to laugh at you", Zhang Qiang said so, but from his expression, who knows that he is ready to make a joke.

In a word, none of this group of guys is a good person.

"Anyway, I was ignorant at that time, and I was bored. Sitting in the basin, I had nothing to do, so I just squeezed the shit I pulled out to play, and it was everywhere, and a layer of yellow floated on the water", What Chu Xiang said made him feel sick, not to mention the other listeners, everyone looked like they were about to vomit.

"After playing, the sun was very strong in the afternoon, and I was outdoors. It was so hot that I was thirsty, but no one took care of me. What should I do? When my mother came to see me, she saw me drinking in the basin water...".

"Wow, stop talking, bah bah bah, it's too disgusting." Fan Xuexi was the first one who couldn't take it anymore.

Not only Fan Xuexi couldn't take it, but all the girls couldn't stand it anymore, they all turned around and spit. The boys were more resistant and could hold it back, but a strange discomfort could be seen from their expressions.

"Camel, I really admire your hard-working spirit." Yang Cong gave a thumbs up.

"You said you didn't laugh at me just now, why are you laughing at me again?" Chu Xiang told his most embarrassing thing, the task was completed, but he could also see that this would become a joke about him.

"Comrade Camel, look who laughed at you, we didn't laugh, besides, you were only one and a half years old at that time, you didn't understand 'Mao', who didn't have embarrassing things when you were young, it's normal", Chen Kangjie patted his shoulder to comfort him, but Chen Kangjie himself endured very hard.

"Although we didn't make fun of you, this story is really disgusting. Students in the back, please don't tell similar stories again. Everyone just had dinner, if there is another one, you will definitely vomit," Chen Kangjie added.

"He said he wasn't kidding me, really", Chu Xiang was pitiful.

"Okay, this story ends here, who will come next?... No one? Then I will tell a ghost story to ease it. Everyone likes to listen to ghost stories, right?" Chen Kangjie said.

"The ghost story is nice, I like it," Fan Xuexi responded immediately.

"We also like it", Yu Lan and the others are very simple, as long as Chen Kangjie tells a story, they all like it, no matter what it is about.

"Then get ready, everyone. This story happened in the west of Xichuan Province, where there was a small mountain village that was quite backward and 'superstitious'. There were special wizards in the village, and the villagers kept a According to the ancient tradition, as long as something strange happens in the village, a wizard will be found to solve it. This wizard is passed down from generation to generation. Their solution is very simple. They choose a person from the village and tie them to the square in the middle of the village. In the past, the wizard threw darts at him from a long distance. If he was nailed to death, it would be considered good luck. One spring, the children in the village were lost one after another. Drink some water, old lady, pass me the Coke," Chen Kangjie said halfway, and suddenly got off the hook.

"It's long-winded, take it, and continue talking quickly", Chen Jing handed him the Coke, and gave him a big white eye by the way.

Chen Kangjie took it with a smile, and continued after taking a sip, "The people in the village have no choice but to find a wizard. The wizard chose a man to hold that absurd event in a small square in the village in front of the whole village. The man was very lucky, the dart thrown by the wizard did not nail him, but missed the target, but when the wizard untied him from the bracket, he whispered to the man, "The children in the village are missing these days. , It has something to do with your wife. When you sleep at night, just pretend to be asleep, and then you will find out the reason', the man who just came back from the gate of hell is dubious, how can this have something to do with my wife? But he still follows the wizard According to the statement, the result really saw a 'creepy' scene".