My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 62
"King, Ba Ye."

"In the Middle Ages, there were Emperor Qin, Emperor Han and Wu."

"There is Louis XIV in Western ancient times."

"No two in the limelight, a peerless arrogance."

"Therefore, the proud son of heaven must sit on the throne. Hmm."

Sitting on the toilet close to the wall in the bathroom on the fifth floor, Chen Dongfeng looked arrogant, and waved his hand: "Here...you wait... don't fight with me, Mr. Chen."

"But you have been sitting for half an hour!" An angry shout came from the crowd outside the door.

"Yeah yeah."

"Can...can you let me go first? I can't hold back..."

"Quick! My stomach hurts..."

"Help……"

"That food is poisonous..."

"Heh." Looking at the shaking toilet door, Chen Dongfeng sneered: "I said it a long time ago, all the gifts of fate... oh~ secretly...marked the price."

"Hurry up! Come out!"

"Help... Mom..."

"Um... um..."

"Shut up." Chen Dongfeng said coldly: "I, Chen Dongfeng, are the proud son of heaven, so it's fine if I don't fight for privileges. But the rule of first come, first served has existed since ancient times. I came first, and sitting in this position first, there is a reason to occupy it." .It is benevolence and righteousness to give way to you. It is duty to not give way.”

"But it's our women's bathroom that you fucking occupy!!"

"Pervert! Get out!"

"Is genius a big deal? Robbing our women's bathroom?"

"Go away!!"

Lowering his head, resisting the sudden cramping pain in his abdomen, Chen Dongfeng raised his head and said irritably, "Do you think I want to come in? If it wasn't for the fact that the men's toilets are full, you women begged me to come in, but I wouldn't go in."

"You need a face!"

"Brother, Dad, please... I can't bear it anymore..."

"Help……"

"Boom."

As soon as he grasped the locked doorknob, Chen Dongfeng no longer ignored the shouts of the people outside the door, and concentrated on solving the three urgent problems.

"I... just said..."

"My sister cooks... can I eat it?!"

"Oh……"

"call--"

"Stupid man." Shi Zhenxian sneered in the lone toilet next door: "So what about level 0.9? Isn't it endless?"

Chen Dongfeng: "Stupid woman, don't forget, you came earlier than me."

"At least I'm in the right bathroom. Unlike someone with dirty thoughts."

"Shut up now. When I come on stage, I'll beat you until you can't go to the bathroom again."

"I really laughed my teeth out. Hahaha..." Shi Zhenxian raised his head and laughed three times: "You really think that at level 0.9, you are invincible? The reality is not playing games, and the level is far less important than you think."

"Woman." Chen Dongfeng narrowed his eyes: "You've offended me. Don't force me to do it here."

"Come on!" Shi Zhenxian lifted his butt eagerly: "I'm really too lazy to go to the ring. I'll convince you first. Then on the ring, I'll let you kneel down and call me mom."

"boom!"

Chen Dongfeng couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly a terrifying gangster broke out!

Blowing the toilet paper in the wastebasket beside him flying all over the sky.

"I'm afraid you won't make it?!" Shi Zhenxian's voice was cold, and he also exploded with momentum, raising dirt all over the sky, and resisting Chen Dongfeng.

"I said... can you calm down?" The voice of the deputy examiner came from the next door to Chen Dongfeng: "It's just the lower mouth, but the upper mouth can't hold back? Hurry up, the competition is about to start. "

Chen Dongfeng: "...Deputy Examiner?!"

Shi Zhenxian: "Good guy, there are three toilets in the women's toilet, and I'm the only woman?"

"You can't say that." The deputy examiner explained: "Although I am a man, my identity is a woman."

Chen Dongfeng: "Then you are wearing men's clothing?"

Deputy examiner: "I have a transvestite."

Shi Zhenxian: "..."

"So, summarize the cultural rules through objective reality." Chen Dongfeng said: "Although it is a women's toilet, but two-thirds of the visitors are men, so it should be called a men's toilet."

Deputy examiner: "...it makes sense."

Shi Zhenxian: "...you two get lost!"

Outside the door, all the female candidates were even more angry in unison: "It's all three of you!!"

……

"check!"

"Check it out!"

"Check it out for me!"

In the men's room on the same floor, the examiner was sitting on the toilet, holding the phone, trembling with anger: "Lawless! Unscrupulous!"

"Since the establishment of the martial arts examination system, since the founding of the People's Republic of China, or even since the birth of human civilization, such a bad incident has never happened! Check! Check to death!"

"Yeah..." Next door, Wang Panbing, who was about to collapse, said in a rage, "We must find out...the murderer...put laxatives in the food...it's too damaging..."

"How are you? From your voice, there seems to be something wrong." The examiner turned around and asked.

"I... eat the most..." A weak voice came from the other side of the stall: "It should be... dying... the glory of my family... it has just begun..."

"Damn."

Holding the phone tightly, the examiner yelled into the microphone: "Did you ask? What did Chen Sanke say?"

"She... She said that she didn't know who put the laxative in it." In the receiver, the staff replied tremblingly: "It just mentioned that a family member of a candidate next door to her always deliberately told her some cooking mistakes Tricks. She sneaks peeks at her pot from time to time. She behaves suspiciously."

"Arrest that examinee's family!"

"Well! It's already caught."

"Is the monitoring out?" the examiner asked again.

"Come out. I didn't find any suspicious targets."

"That's weird." The examiner scratched his head irritably: "Could it be that... the ingredients were poisoned in advance?"

"Probably not. They are all strictly screened and sterilized. Every grain of rice can be traced back to the entire delivery chain."

"..." The examiner sat on the toilet, closed his eyes and meditated.

About 3 minutes later, in the handset of the mobile phone, the staff yelled: "It's out! The test results are out!"

"Say!" The examiner shivered.

"There's no food in the laxative!"

Examiner: "???"

"My... my lord, the test results show that in Chen Sanke's egg fried rice, many ingredients are fused, and a large amount of lactulose, sorbitol, magnesium sulfate, sodium sulfate and other ingredients are produced...Don't talk about people, Wu Song eats a bowl and goes up the mountain Afterwards, the tiger will have a stomachache."

"So..." The examiner's eyes were dull: "What we ate...was a bowl full of laxatives?"

Staff member: "...Leaving aside the facts, what you are talking about should be the facts."

"So Chen Sanke is making a laxative?!" the examiner roared angrily.

"..."

The other side of the receiver was silent for a while, and the staff replied: "Chen Sanke said, it's impossible."

After a slight pause, he continued to add: "...absolutely impossible."

……

Outside the dormitory.

Seeing the gradually commotioning audience, Dean Qingwu frowned, becoming more and more puzzled.

"... People. All."

……

(End of this chapter)