My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident
Chapter 63 1 Everything is under my control, Chen Sanke
Chapter 63 Everything is under my control, Chen Sanke
"After a detailed investigation, the cause of the incident is this."
At the door of the bathroom on the fifth floor of the dormitory building, a dozen policemen and staff members accompanied Dean Qingwu to analyze the "case".
"Chen Dongfeng's younger sister, Chen Sanke, is cooking for the first time. She wants to make scrambled egg rice for her brother. But people are very addicted to cooking. If there is too much oil, add rice, if there is too much rice, add salt, and if there is too much salt, add more oil."
"It's finally cooked, and I put some things that I think are delicious, such as chocolate, mango, tomato, potato, bacon, Laba garlic, Coca-Cola..."
"There are also durians." Chen Sanke, who was handcuffed at the side, raised his hands and added.
"Yes, there are also durians." The female police chief nodded: "There is a lot of messy food. As a result, everyone who eats has food poisoning. That little sister, please don't talk, you are under arrest."
Chen Sanke: "I have the right not to remain silent."
Policewoman: "But every word you say will become evidence in court."
"I don't want to know how your diarrhea came about." Dean Qingwu, who was overwhelmed by the stars, looked ugly: "I just want to know when your diarrhea disappeared."
"It's over." The examiner's voice came from the men's room.
"I...I...I'm exhausted..." From the women's toilet, came the voice of the assistant examiner.
Men's Room · Examiner: "As a third-level martial artist... I have traveled all over the world for more than 20 years... I have made great contributions to human civilization. But I have never been poisoned by such a strong poison."
Ladies Restroom Deputy Examiner: "I...I...I'm exhausted..."
"It's too stretched." In the women's toilet, Chen Dongfeng's voice was indifferent, and he sneered again and again: "With this physique, is he still a formal warrior? It's a hip-pull thing."
Shi Zhenxian's voice was as sonorous and full as Chen Dongfeng's: "The deputy examiner is inferior."
"To shut up."
Dean Qingwu looked cold and interrupted everyone: "It's 9:35 p.m., and the final round of the qualifiers has dragged on for half an hour. I just want to ask, how do you explain to the Qingcheng audience?"
"I have tape here." Chen Sanke, who stood there stunned, realized that he quickly put his handcuffed hands into his pockets, and took out a roll of scotch tape.
Dean Qingwu: "..."
Chen Sanke: "..."
Dean Qingwu: "Are you proud now?"
"No." The girl shook her head again and again.
"When the policeman brought you here, I saw you laughing non-stop."
Chen Sanke: "..."
Dean Qingwu: "What are you laughing at?"
"I didn't laugh." Chen Sanke flatly denied, "...at most I only smiled a little."
She won't admit that she laughed because she found out that "everyone had diarrhea" and her brother's next preliminaries were no match...
Taking a deep look at the girl, Dean Qingwu suppressed his anger, and turned his head to look at the men's and women's toilets in the bathroom on the fifth floor: "You guys, give me an answer. Can it be over before ten o'clock in the evening?"
"No." The examiner responded without thinking: "This kind of severe diarrhea, no matter how strong the warrior's physique is, it is impossible to recover in just one or two hours."
Deputy examiner: "I...I...I don't..."
"So, the fifth round of preliminaries for the No.20 five groups, can we have to cancel it?" Dean Qingwu felt that his lungs were about to explode.
"Okay!" Uncontrollable ecstasy surged into my heart instantly, and Chen Sanke immediately cheered loudly.
Two hours ago, she would never have thought that the reason why her "Chen family" survived was because of her ecstasy.
It's a path she never imagined...
'I'm literally a protagonist. The girl trembled with excitement: "So this world is actually a gourmet fan..."
"No!" But as Dean Qingwu's words fell, Shi Zhenxian loudly refused in the women's room: "It can't be canceled! I must have a fight with Chen Zhuangbi!"
"I also object!" Chen Dongfeng almost stood up: "It can't be canceled! If I punch her, she will be shattered."
"Then can you come out? Go to the ring now." Dean Qingwu said gloomyly.
Shi Zhenxian: "..."
Chen Dongfeng: "...I can't."
"So the preliminaries are not cancelled, and the audience is made to wait until midnight?"
Chen Dongfeng frowned: "I don't know who you are, but listening to the voice, you should be in charge, right? Can you be more active? Who said that martial arts must be held in the ring?"
"That's right." Shi Zhenxian was eager to try: "It's the same on the toilet. The camera pulls over and broadcasts live. Whoever gets kicked out of the toilet first loses."
Examiner: "I can continue to be a referee."
Deputy examiner: "I...I'm not..."
"...I can't listen anymore." Dean Qingwu suppressed his anger, turned and left: "I've even lost my mind."
"Master... the principal." Seeing that the other party was about to leave, the policewoman hurriedly pointed to Chen Sanke and asked, "What about this child?"
"...disqualify her as an accompanying person."
"No!" The cheerful girl was startled: "I'm leaving, my brother won't have an accompanying person!"
Chen Dongfeng's special status still made Dean Qingwu hesitate. He stopped, turned around and asked, "Where's your father?"
"My father is in prison." Chen Sanke replied.
"Prison? Why?"
"Fire missiles."
Dean Qingwu: "...where is your mother?"
"My mother can't come either."
"why?"
"Going to 'La La'..."
Dean Qingwu: "???"
"...the captain of the team." Swallowing, the girl added.
After looking directly at Chen Sanke for a long time, Dean Qingwu waved his hands irritably: "You policemen can decide for themselves."
After that, he walked away quickly.
Several police officers present looked at each other.
You look at me, I look at you...
Finally, the female police chief stepped forward and released Chen Sanke's handcuffs.
With the relationship of "Chen Dongfeng", his sister obviously cannot be treated as an ordinary criminal suspect.
Moreover, the cause of the accident came from the other party's "ignorance" and "mistakes", which did not constitute a subjective crime.In addition to first-time offenders and minors.
The female police chief felt that she should not go to this stall.
"pat-"
The handcuffs come loose.
The girl rubbed her wrist and said happily, "Thank you sister."
The female police chief: "Thank you brother. If it were someone else, you might be detained now."
"Okay. Thank you for everything. Especially for my scrambled egg rice."
Chen Sanke was in an extremely good mood.
Under her "severe" operation, the curve saved the country and canceled the fifth round of preliminaries between her brother and Shi Zhenxian.
Then, according to the martial arts test rules, after the event is canceled due to "force majeure", it is likely to be judged as "a draw to advance".
That is to say... her brother was "saved" by her.
Even if tomorrow the official decides not to follow the "tie promotion" rule, a make-up match will be made.That's for tomorrow too.
"Tomorrow, wait for that silly leaf to call for the remaining 500 million."
Chen Sanke looked satisfied: "Even if my brother doesn't get into the martial arts academy, he can still pay off his debts."
"Actually...it's not a coincidence that they are intertwined."
"Everything is under the control of me, Mr. Chen..."
……
(End of this chapter)
"After a detailed investigation, the cause of the incident is this."
At the door of the bathroom on the fifth floor of the dormitory building, a dozen policemen and staff members accompanied Dean Qingwu to analyze the "case".
"Chen Dongfeng's younger sister, Chen Sanke, is cooking for the first time. She wants to make scrambled egg rice for her brother. But people are very addicted to cooking. If there is too much oil, add rice, if there is too much rice, add salt, and if there is too much salt, add more oil."
"It's finally cooked, and I put some things that I think are delicious, such as chocolate, mango, tomato, potato, bacon, Laba garlic, Coca-Cola..."
"There are also durians." Chen Sanke, who was handcuffed at the side, raised his hands and added.
"Yes, there are also durians." The female police chief nodded: "There is a lot of messy food. As a result, everyone who eats has food poisoning. That little sister, please don't talk, you are under arrest."
Chen Sanke: "I have the right not to remain silent."
Policewoman: "But every word you say will become evidence in court."
"I don't want to know how your diarrhea came about." Dean Qingwu, who was overwhelmed by the stars, looked ugly: "I just want to know when your diarrhea disappeared."
"It's over." The examiner's voice came from the men's room.
"I...I...I'm exhausted..." From the women's toilet, came the voice of the assistant examiner.
Men's Room · Examiner: "As a third-level martial artist... I have traveled all over the world for more than 20 years... I have made great contributions to human civilization. But I have never been poisoned by such a strong poison."
Ladies Restroom Deputy Examiner: "I...I...I'm exhausted..."
"It's too stretched." In the women's toilet, Chen Dongfeng's voice was indifferent, and he sneered again and again: "With this physique, is he still a formal warrior? It's a hip-pull thing."
Shi Zhenxian's voice was as sonorous and full as Chen Dongfeng's: "The deputy examiner is inferior."
"To shut up."
Dean Qingwu looked cold and interrupted everyone: "It's 9:35 p.m., and the final round of the qualifiers has dragged on for half an hour. I just want to ask, how do you explain to the Qingcheng audience?"
"I have tape here." Chen Sanke, who stood there stunned, realized that he quickly put his handcuffed hands into his pockets, and took out a roll of scotch tape.
Dean Qingwu: "..."
Chen Sanke: "..."
Dean Qingwu: "Are you proud now?"
"No." The girl shook her head again and again.
"When the policeman brought you here, I saw you laughing non-stop."
Chen Sanke: "..."
Dean Qingwu: "What are you laughing at?"
"I didn't laugh." Chen Sanke flatly denied, "...at most I only smiled a little."
She won't admit that she laughed because she found out that "everyone had diarrhea" and her brother's next preliminaries were no match...
Taking a deep look at the girl, Dean Qingwu suppressed his anger, and turned his head to look at the men's and women's toilets in the bathroom on the fifth floor: "You guys, give me an answer. Can it be over before ten o'clock in the evening?"
"No." The examiner responded without thinking: "This kind of severe diarrhea, no matter how strong the warrior's physique is, it is impossible to recover in just one or two hours."
Deputy examiner: "I...I...I don't..."
"So, the fifth round of preliminaries for the No.20 five groups, can we have to cancel it?" Dean Qingwu felt that his lungs were about to explode.
"Okay!" Uncontrollable ecstasy surged into my heart instantly, and Chen Sanke immediately cheered loudly.
Two hours ago, she would never have thought that the reason why her "Chen family" survived was because of her ecstasy.
It's a path she never imagined...
'I'm literally a protagonist. The girl trembled with excitement: "So this world is actually a gourmet fan..."
"No!" But as Dean Qingwu's words fell, Shi Zhenxian loudly refused in the women's room: "It can't be canceled! I must have a fight with Chen Zhuangbi!"
"I also object!" Chen Dongfeng almost stood up: "It can't be canceled! If I punch her, she will be shattered."
"Then can you come out? Go to the ring now." Dean Qingwu said gloomyly.
Shi Zhenxian: "..."
Chen Dongfeng: "...I can't."
"So the preliminaries are not cancelled, and the audience is made to wait until midnight?"
Chen Dongfeng frowned: "I don't know who you are, but listening to the voice, you should be in charge, right? Can you be more active? Who said that martial arts must be held in the ring?"
"That's right." Shi Zhenxian was eager to try: "It's the same on the toilet. The camera pulls over and broadcasts live. Whoever gets kicked out of the toilet first loses."
Examiner: "I can continue to be a referee."
Deputy examiner: "I...I'm not..."
"...I can't listen anymore." Dean Qingwu suppressed his anger, turned and left: "I've even lost my mind."
"Master... the principal." Seeing that the other party was about to leave, the policewoman hurriedly pointed to Chen Sanke and asked, "What about this child?"
"...disqualify her as an accompanying person."
"No!" The cheerful girl was startled: "I'm leaving, my brother won't have an accompanying person!"
Chen Dongfeng's special status still made Dean Qingwu hesitate. He stopped, turned around and asked, "Where's your father?"
"My father is in prison." Chen Sanke replied.
"Prison? Why?"
"Fire missiles."
Dean Qingwu: "...where is your mother?"
"My mother can't come either."
"why?"
"Going to 'La La'..."
Dean Qingwu: "???"
"...the captain of the team." Swallowing, the girl added.
After looking directly at Chen Sanke for a long time, Dean Qingwu waved his hands irritably: "You policemen can decide for themselves."
After that, he walked away quickly.
Several police officers present looked at each other.
You look at me, I look at you...
Finally, the female police chief stepped forward and released Chen Sanke's handcuffs.
With the relationship of "Chen Dongfeng", his sister obviously cannot be treated as an ordinary criminal suspect.
Moreover, the cause of the accident came from the other party's "ignorance" and "mistakes", which did not constitute a subjective crime.In addition to first-time offenders and minors.
The female police chief felt that she should not go to this stall.
"pat-"
The handcuffs come loose.
The girl rubbed her wrist and said happily, "Thank you sister."
The female police chief: "Thank you brother. If it were someone else, you might be detained now."
"Okay. Thank you for everything. Especially for my scrambled egg rice."
Chen Sanke was in an extremely good mood.
Under her "severe" operation, the curve saved the country and canceled the fifth round of preliminaries between her brother and Shi Zhenxian.
Then, according to the martial arts test rules, after the event is canceled due to "force majeure", it is likely to be judged as "a draw to advance".
That is to say... her brother was "saved" by her.
Even if tomorrow the official decides not to follow the "tie promotion" rule, a make-up match will be made.That's for tomorrow too.
"Tomorrow, wait for that silly leaf to call for the remaining 500 million."
Chen Sanke looked satisfied: "Even if my brother doesn't get into the martial arts academy, he can still pay off his debts."
"Actually...it's not a coincidence that they are intertwined."
"Everything is under the control of me, Mr. Chen..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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