My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 69 My sister and I will be a perfect match (seeking the first order)
"One black net dream seven layers to give~"

"Sanglei Poland~" (Trouble in my heart)
"Dangdangdangdang--"

"Running, sei, dun, search yuan~"
"Three Stable Sweet Pieces~" (Accompanied to the horizon)
Accompanied by the passionate BGM of "Iron Blood and Heart", Chen Dongfeng stepped on leather shoes, wore a coat, wrapped toilet paper around his shoulders, and his energy changed.

With an indifferent face, outstanding momentum, and powerful steps, he led the crowd... out of the bathroom on the fifth floor.

"stop."

Raising his hand to stop the crowd behind him, Chen Dongfeng took out his mobile phone, turned off the background music, turned his head, and said, "...your figures have blocked my vision of reminiscing."

Hearing this, the chief examiner, chief doctor and others squatted down in unison.Let Chen Dongfeng's gaze smoothly pass over their heads and focus on the sign of the bathroom on the fifth floor.

"A comet crosses the night sky, and this night will be remembered forever." Chen Dongfeng's eyes were blurred, and his tone was faint: "The night sky is very lucky, because there is a comet to help it illuminate everything. But why is the comet not lucky? Darkness, achievement its splendor."

"And I, Chen Dongfeng..." His eyes gradually focused, and Chen Dongfeng scanned the audience domineeringly: "Breakthrough in this toilet today, although it will bring endless glory to this toilet, and even attract future generations to worship first. But don't forget... "

"It also accomplished me."

Everyone: "..."

"Chen...Chen Dongfeng." The examiner squatted down, raised his wrist hesitantly, and checked the time on his watch: "Let's go quickly, the dean and the others are already waiting downstairs."

"...Forget it, let's leave now." Turning around, Chen Dongfeng flicked his long sleeves, covered his aching belly, and walked forward: "The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it's not as good as the gift from the five toilets. Candles have a heart and say goodbye , weeping for others till dawn."

Everyone: "..."

Turning around, Chen Dongfeng led the crowd from the stairwell on the fifth floor to the fourth floor, and bumped into the impatient Dean Qingwu and the others.

"Chen Dongfeng! Are you really level 1?!" Seeing the flaming aura lingering around Chen Dongfeng, Dean Qingwu's pupils shrank infinitely.

Before getting the notice, although he knew that the chief examiner could not make a mistake, seeing with his own eyes that this "Heaven's Chosen One" really went further, his thinking was inevitably hit hard.

"Chen Dongfeng, let me introduce you." The examiner took a step forward, pointed at Dean Qingwu with five fingers, and said to Chen Dongfeng, "This is the current dean of our Qingcheng Martial Arts Academy."

"Hello." Dean Qingwu immediately came back to his senses, stepped forward seriously, and stretched out his hand: "Student Dongfeng, you can call me Dean."

"I'm familiar with this voice." Instead of shaking the dean's hand, Chen Dongfeng covered his lower abdomen with his left hand and slapped his forehead with his right hand: "Last night, you were the one who babbled outside the bathroom door, right?"

Dean Qingwu: "..."

"Hmm..." Standing on the higher stairs, Chen Dongfeng looked down at him for a moment, then nodded with satisfaction, "That's right. He's a good-looking talent, young and promising, with a bright future and an extraordinary temperament."

Dean Qingwu: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"We have such a dean." Chen Dongfeng looked around the crowd, waved his hand, and was full of leadership demeanor: "Why don't you worry about the martial arts not being prosperous! Ah?"

"Ah... that's right!" The doctors and nurses behind Chen Dongfeng came to their senses and nodded in agreement.

Chen Dongfeng's face darkened: "I hope you will have the same attitude towards your future life."

Everyone: "..."

With a shake of his white coat, Chen Dongfeng walked forward with his hands behind his back, passed through the crowd of deans, mayors and others, and walked in front of everyone, naturally occupying the C position: "You are high-level officials in Qingcheng City, and the martial arts exam is so big. Why do you always surround me if you don’t direct things? I, Chen, just go down the stairs. Is it more important than people’s livelihood?”

Everyone: "..."

"We must always remember that we come from the people." While descending the stairs, Chen Dongfeng said earnestly: "Come from the masses, go back to the masses, don't always follow the leaders every day. You have a more important mission."

Everyone: "..."

"Oh, that's right. Little officer." Chen Dongfeng stopped and turned to look at the chief examiner: "Go down and make arrangements to let other candidates give way. The audience should be anxiously waiting for the match between me and Shi Zhenxian."

"Eh me? My petty officer?"

"Yes. I don't know your real name either."

"My name is***."

"Can't remember, can't remember. It sounds like a trick."

Chen Dongfeng waved his hand: "Anyway, the name is just a code name. It is more important than anything else to do well what the leader has assigned."

Examiner: "...Student Dongfeng, the group arena competition hasn't started yet. No need to make arrangements. You can compete as soon as you go on stage."

"Well, that's a good job." Chen Dongfeng nodded in satisfaction, then looked at the stunned dean beside him: "There should be a shopping mall in this stadium, right?"

"There is... there is."

"Last night, my sister's medicine was too effective, and my stomach still hurt a little. I'll go buy some personal items first, so as not to delay the game." After finishing speaking, Chen Dongfeng clapped his hands and encouraged him, "What are you still doing here? Everyone is moving." !"

Looking at the back of Chen Dongfeng going downstairs and leaving, the mayor asked Dean Qingwu hesitantly: "Well... why are we here?"

Dean Qingwu: "...I forgot too."

"So, why did you call us here?" A deputy mayor turned around and asked the examiner.

Examiner: "Who called you? I just informed you that Chen Dongfeng has been promoted to a level 1 official warrior. You came here by yourself."

"Oh! Yes! I came here to verify whether the breakthrough is real." Dean Qingwu threw his fist, and the flames burst out in his chest: "Chen Dongfeng is indeed level 1! An 18-year-old official warrior... Just notify the province!"

18 is old.

Level 1.

These two key words brought the rest of the people back to their senses, and they rekindled their frenzy...

"Another Yi Bahuang...appeared..."

"Qingcheng's wave is completely on fire."

"It was only 0.8 when I first met him, right? How can I rise to a small realm every day..."

"..."

"incredible……"

……

Get rid of all the followers.

After a while, Chen Dongfeng came to the large supermarket on the first floor of the dormitory building alone.Under the surprised eyes of the staff, I went to the women's products area.

'It seems that in the future, maybe every time you rise to a higher level, a 'buff' will be unlocked. '

Chen Dongfeng was full of thoughts, and his eyes flickered again and again: "This time I unlock the [Anal Iron Body], as long as I am in the state of going to the toilet, I should be able to become a king kong."but……'

Pausing, he stood, tried to relax the sphincter, and pinched himself.

'pain. '

'no. '

'It's not in the toilet state to be fooled like this. '

'So……'

Reaching out and picking up a pack of "Hushubao", Chen Dongfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, fighting between heaven and man: "Do you have to 'come out'..."

"Uh...that...Chen Dongfeng." The staff member who stood in the corner and observed secretly for a long time hesitated to come forward, and asked cautiously, "Do you need any help?"

Chen Dongfeng turned his head: "You know me?"

"You are right... There is no one in Qingcheng who doesn't know you now." The female staff member wiped off her sweat: "Are you looking for something?"

"Do you have any diapers?" Chen Dongfeng asked.

"Use... diapers?!" The female employee was shocked.

"It's like this." Chen Dongfeng put down the Shubao, and calmly explained: "My sister always wets the bed at night, and I can't do without this thing."

Female employee: "Ah...ah, that's right..."

"what?"

This is, Chen Dongfeng glanced around, and suddenly found a good thing at the bottom of the shelf.

Bend down, reach out, take out a look...

It was a portable toilet!

"Is there such a treasure in your shop?" Chen Dongfeng's eyes lit up.

"Then... a lot of people had diarrhea last night, and the toilets were temporarily not enough, so the boss just... bought some..."

"Your boss, you can accomplish great things."

With that said, Chen Dongfeng put down the portable toilet and sat on it.Then try to relax...

"Shh-"

With little need for experimentation, he immediately felt subtle changes in the skin, muscles, and bones.

as if...

Some kind of "imprisonment" was temporarily broken...

"..."

But soon.

This "imprisonment" has been wrapped up again.

Because Chen Dongfeng felt that something was about to come out, he tightened subconsciously.

The "toilet state" is interrupted.

Buff disappears...

"I see."

Standing up slowly, the corners of Chen Dongfeng's mouth raised: "Yes."

"Student Chen Dongfeng, what... what happened?" The female employee was at a loss.

"It's nothing. I want this thing. It's for my sister. How much is it?"

"Four...forty..."

He took out his mobile phone and transferred 40 yuan.Chen Dongfeng picked up the portable toilet and walked out of the supermarket in a stately manner.

While walking, while meditating.

"Although this buff is strong, it has flaws."

"Human physiology determines that there are not 'three urgent' needs all the time."

"But...my sister's food can cause diarrhea immediately."

"so……"

Stopping again, standing at the door of the dormitory building, Chen Dongfeng seemed to see Kangzhuang Avenue: "Then as long as I match up with my sister, I will give you buffs, and she will give you food...it will be a lore."

"..."

"……I see."

"Everything is arranged by fate."

"This is..." Looking down at the portable toilet in his hand, Chen Dongfeng raised his mouth, "Is it the legendary halo of the protagonist?"

"I knew it. I'm the main character..."

Thought so far.

Chen Dongfeng smiled softly, held the toilet, and pushed it with his big hand.

"—"

The thick and heavy wooden doors of the dormitory building.

not moving...

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Standing in place, silent for a while.

Chen Dongfeng turned his head and said to the two dumbfounded security guards: "Help, open the door. I'm afraid that if I try hard, it will be broken again."

"Oh, oh!" The security guards came to their senses, hurried forward, and pushed open the wooden door.

"Crackling—"

With the ear-piercing sound of rubbing, the door was slowly pushed open.

But before Chen Dongfeng could see the color of the outside world clearly, a series of flashing lights had already submerged him...

……

(End of this chapter)